What's Boogie's excuse again?
>>733573108
He can't afford the lap band surgery.
>2953534
He's the bigger man.
>>733573108
boogie is even bigger, and doctors are reluctant to perform surgery on people that large, combined with some people have an incredibly massive drive to eat when there is food nearby.
It's been a week since I got one... my usual stress/anxiety/depression levels have lowered substantially since. If you don't have access to the real deal, or just can't get a girl, then I'd highly recommend getting one.
id recommend a sex doll as well, really cheap and soo much fun.
heres me with one of mine
Kill yourself.
>>733579835
Got one. It's alright. Nowhere near as good. Not even close. Still glad I have it. Sometimes you just gotta put your dick in something. Wish it was less squishy though. I wanna feel like I'm stretching it, bit it just kinda gives, no matter how stuffed it is.
AESTHETIC THREAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1BEqcF4AUc
>>733573330
>>733573330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wcn3DrlA5w&feature=youtu.be
Why do cuckservatives have such a need to play the victim every chance they get? Are they really this fucking pathetic?
His shirt is vulgar, and I'd make him change it as well.
Same can be said for almost every American.
Seriously it's like watching a country of winging toddlers.
>>733579428
Wft is wrong with shirt, OP? Does being patriotic and libertarian deserve a school suspension nowadays?
Feels thread, /b/ros.
Why is it that love just isn't meant for me? Just got let down once more. I've only ever been let down.
I suppress my hopes and enthusiasm, until it's barely there. And yet, it's still enough to crush me when I'm dropped yet again.
The walls are getting taller. I can't let anyone close to me anymore. it used to be different. More open, less cold.
Fucking hell /b/ros.
Deutschlandfaden
>bin krank edition
1) wĂĽnsch mir schnelle Genesung
2) wie verbringst du das lange Wochenende?
3) Bundesland?
ging grad bei n-tv um manchester und leute die noch vermisst sind, da scrollt einfach dieses bild durch
ach ja alles zur genesung, was hast du denn
2) so wie immer
3)das beste
>>733578643
>was hast du denn
grippaler Infekt
1) dit wird schon
2) in 2 stunden gehts zum saufen
3) niedersachsen
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>733567101
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>733580017
Ive slowed down a lot. Mainly because I dont have enough Coke or single bottles.
Still here
>Now days
So Fool!
How are things now days?
These people who think joking about the tragic bombing piss me off so much. They're not funny. Get that through your thick skulls.
nice b8 op. i agree with you though. these ppl are great comedians until something happens to them or someone they love.
Stale bait
>>733578707
Oh shit, the tone police are here.
Replace one word in a video game title with "cocksucker"
>>733577233
witcher 3: the wild cocksucker
>>733577233
Crash cocksucker
Cocksucker Turismo
Mom and son thread
continuing comic
>>733579699
>>733579788
>>733579827
>>733579849
tell me things you've seen people wouldn't believe
>>733575233
a vagina
>>733575233
a police man shooting a WHITE man
A politician paying for something out of his wallet
Witchcraft thread. Give me rituals to perform. Witches/Warlocks welcome.
>>733575282
I'm into crystal balls, oujia boards and other shit but never actually did a 'spell'. I know some witches that just do spells with oils incense and candes while rhyming words and heard that others kill chickens and sacrifice the blood to entities that give them energy or someshit. I know the jews do the same thing on yom kippur as well
>>733575282
Read a really obscure thread on /x/ where this guy described a ritual. i'll try to remember it.
Take 1 vessel live preferably
Execute vessel
Drain blood from vessel until vessel is pale white like paper
Bifurcate vessel from shoulder to hip approximately 40 degrees, leave skeleton in tact and only cut the flesh
Place clear quartz underneath skin before sowing the skin back in place
Then you're suppose to recite some shit, but I can't remember what he said.
Then the ritual is complete. Basically it's suppose to rip the soul from the afterlife and put it back into the body so you can ask it questions or some shit, and it has to answer the questions truthfully. Only things that it would know.
Only lasts for a certain time.
On off thread
>>733577482
Halal on the streets.
Haram in the sheets.
Washington thread? 360 Mount Vernon here
>>733576702