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>>734099148

>be me, age 10
>have ADHD
>don't really consider myself a total tard, just socially awkward
>take the tard bus to school
>people legit think I'm a tard
>people get surprised when I act semi-normally
>only occasionally do stuff that is tardy
>one day I get off the tard bus and this fat downie kid falls on her face off the bus
>cries like a dying pig on helium
>accuses me of tripping her when green, sticky snot flies all over the place as she yells
>some gets on my face
>megapissed.bml
>attack her for real
>crushes me under her fat, smelly tard body
>get suspended for assaulting a disabled person
>and that was the day that my ADHD turned into autism

>>734099148

>be me yesterday
>at campus, things are pretty chill
>friend and i see this autistic looking humanoid walk past us
>throw a pebble at it
>the autist fucking loses it and shits its pants
>my friend and I are laughing our asses off
>then the autist throws his soiled, shitty pants at us
>hits friend right in the face
>autist runs away

My friend spent 3 hours in the shower vomiting and trying to clean himself up. And i say "it" because we couldnt tell if the autist was a girl or a boy

brunch

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>>734095476

[zalgo] eat her ass [/zalgo]

>>734100336
Yuum

>>734097698
Bullshit

No way they're the same person

Do not approve.

>>734098169

Pretty sure she's a feedee.

>>734098133
"gay" is subjective, so you are right.

But I'm also right, when I call you "gay", gay

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>I can suck a trap's dick all I want and it still won't make me gay
This. Op achieved the ultimative enlightenment

>>734098206
I don't care if people call me gay. I just want to spread the truth about feminine holes.
>>734098317
It's not about the dick, I can still suck it, why not?

>>734099481
You do not want to see that.
My life will never recover. I can not unsee what I've seen

>>734099686
Lol you've never seen it faggot

>>734099737
I've watched it with my sick in a finger box faggot

kek how old is she?

>>734098760
I need more to tell you

>>734098760
i want to be her

>>734100168
No

I don't know about your daughter but I like your daughter's tits.

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>>734100243
i also like her tits :)

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>that look

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>>734100442
niiiice

>Why aren't you eatin' more of 'em?

Cause it's literally a fuckin chicken abortion

>>734098233
Fuckyou, I just ate 4 of them!

>>734098322
Technically since most commercial grade eggs are from battery hens, they are not fertilised, so they are more accurately the waste product of chickens reproductive cycle, so they are more similar to chicken menstruation as opposed to an abortion.


Learn to biology.

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going to add a filter to this later on

Rolling for that fat ass

>>734098551
Close

Rolllllll

You don't need b/ for this

>>734098887
Learn to google, faglord

I was hoping there was more than just in pornhub