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Anonymous
2017-09-09 02:34:10 Post No.744660021
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:34:10 Post No. 744660021 [Report] [View this topic]

g'morning anon.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:36:22 Post No.744660153
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>>744660021
I just baked some lemon muffins, life's looking pretty gud

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>>744660153
i hope they are delicous.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:40:57 Post No.744660445
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>>744660351
they are, real soft and buttery with a nice crust on top

Anonymous
2017-09-09 02:50:09 Post No.744660992
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:50:09 Post No. 744660992 [Report] [View this topic]

Thinking of getting a hooker, but don’t wanna get caught in a police sting. How to avoid pigs intervening in my little sexual escapade?

I’ve seen one hooker in the past, wrapped that shit up thoroughly, and had a good, uninterrupted session. Looking for a similar experience.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:54:47 Post No.744661266
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>>744660992
use adultwork to find an escort.

Escorting isn't illegal, or at least not in the UK not sure about america.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:58:06 Post No.744661447
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>>744660992
Pick up a girl and only try to take nude photographs, which is not illegal. A cop won't do it but the hooker will do it for the cash. Once you have the photos, move ahead.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:59:46 Post No.744661553
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>>744661447
this

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2017-09-09 02:19:43 Post No.744659206
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:19:43 Post No. 744659206 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you let someone fuck you like this for $100,000

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:20:24 Post No.744659242
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>>744659206
do it for free all the time

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:21:25 Post No.744659309
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>>744659206
Yes with a condom

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:21:53 Post No.744659341
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>>744659206
no, because I'm not a raging faggot

Anonymous
2017-09-09 02:55:17 Post No.744661300
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:55:17 Post No. 744661300 [Report] [View this topic]

You want to see more?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:55:42 Post No.744661325
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>>744661300
yus

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:58:40 Post No.744661481
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>>744661325
www.solid-files.com/v/Sj2K2pzj3Sw1O

Anonymous
2017-09-09 02:44:58 Post No.744660694
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:44:58 Post No. 744660694 [Report] [View this topic]

Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:50:33 Post No.744661015
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not very

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>>744660694
i ate ketrcup

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:52:35 Post No.744661154
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>>744660694
I'm going to South Korea for 8 months even though all this nuke shit is going on

Anonymous
2017-09-09 02:25:00 Post No.744659500
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:25:00 Post No. 744659500 [Report] [View this topic]

>Have family in law enforcement
>Have degree in criminal justice
>Am recruit in police academy
>Realize this career is full of mindless drones who are obedient retards that literally can't do anything other than think about "tactical situations" all day and probably jerk off to BLUE LIVES MATTER posters while looking at themselves in the mirror wearing their badges, and are so rigid in their societal and political beliefs that now I'm seeing why cops can't connect to normal people
>Only reason I'm in this is because I like to be active and do something new everyday and the pay and benefits can be pretty decent

What do /b? I would like to be a teacher but I'd have to go back to college. Am 23 and btw and before anyone calls me Pvt. Pyle, Im actually one of the best in there from a physical fitness point and get good grades on the tests, I just know stupidity and hivemind groupthink when i see it

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:28:34 Post No.744659688
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>>744659500
if everything you say is true and you're not a fucking retard you'll climb high quickly in a situation like that

1. Read the 48 laws of power
2. Boss the shit out of exams
3. Apply knowledge and charisma to job
4. Climb the ladder rapidly and gain power
5. ????
6. PROFIT!!!

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:34:28 Post No.744660038
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>>744659500
Cop
>great hourly pay, overtime, benefits, retire at 50.
>respect
>chicks love uniform
>half off Chipotle

Teacher
>loser salary pay, zero overtime, shit benefits, cant retire till 70
>not even respected by kids
>grade papers all night
>grade papers even on vacation
>cuck status

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:36:44 Post No.744660174
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>>744659500
that stupidity and hivemind groupthink is what keeps the populace in check, if you don't like it then you aren't cut out for the police.

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2017-09-09 02:35:18 Post No.744660088
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:35:18 Post No. 744660088 [Report] [View this topic]

PICKLE RICK!!!

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:37:44 Post No.744660245
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Haha le pickle rick xD

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:38:15 Post No.744660279 [Report]

pickelll roick xd

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'ickle prick xDDDD

Anonymous
2017-09-09 02:13:34 Post No.744658839
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:13:34 Post No. 744658839 [Report] [View this topic]

share childhood stories that destroyed you /b/

>be 13 in school
>valentines day
>sit at big table with all my friends
>big table next to us with all the girls
>suddenly all the girls turn around and give everybody valentines day cards
>literally everybody gets one except me
>im the only one with no card, out of all my friends and everybody sees it
>a girl looks at me and asks "hey anon where is your card?"
>beautiful girl that ive been in love with since kindergarten turns around, makes eye contact with me and says "he is ugly nobody really likes him"
>everyone starts laughing
>realize how irrational, stupid and unrealistic my view of myself was
>realize i dont even have any friends
>completely dead on the inside
>smile and laugh with them to try and not make it look so bad
>my throat gets very dry, hurts
>doing my best to keep tears back
>go home
>mom asks what happened why do i look so crushed
>"im just really tired going to go sleep now a bit i love you"
>cry myself to sleep
>turned into a complete friendless weird loner rest of my school years

i am 25 now and never been with a girl, my mom died of cancer last year with a broken heart of what an absolute failure her son is

if any of you faggots here are young or are in a similar situation to the one in my story dont make my mistake, control it and dont let it control you

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:21:44 Post No.744659334
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>>744658839
You must live quite the sheltered life if THAT is what destroyed you....ive had several women use me, ive been hit by a car, i have nerve damage as well as brain damage from said car hitting me, but you dont hear me complaining. Go fuck yourself you privileged prick!

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:23:30 Post No.744659422
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>>744659334
bait bait bait bait

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:29:21 Post No.744659733
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>>744659334
OH BOY here we go again with the losers thinking they have it worst. When I was 7 my mother abandoned me in an African jungle and I was constantly being raped by lions and monkeys. After that I moved into a village where I was constantly slashed and deprived of sleep from the locals. On top of that I just found out I had autism. It's terminal. Go die in the privileged hole you were born from, asshole.

Anonymous
2017-09-09 02:56:16 Post No.744661350
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:56:16 Post No. 744661350 [Report] [View this topic]

Any pc aficionados can recommend a solid GPU? I'd like to be able to run DOOM, Nier Automata and PUBG smoothly.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:58:34 Post No.744661477
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what card do you have

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>>744661350
If you're too retarded to look at benchmarks use this website:

www.logicalincrements.com

It's maintained by a /g/entooman.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 03:00:41 Post No.744661611
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>>744661477
950 gtx

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2017-09-09 01:55:08 Post No.744657734
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:55:08 Post No. 744657734 [Report] [View this topic]

kik sloots

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:57:35 Post No.744657885
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check out synatose

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Rachmillerxoxo dirty whore, likes rough sex

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>>744659339
Any other pics?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 12:59:41 Post No. 744654585 [Report] [View this topic]

If left to nature, white women will always chose the BBC over small dicked whitebois.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 01:00:56 Post No.744654666
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MODS MODS MODS. Block these IP addresses

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>>744654585
Covered her nipple lol

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>>744654666
>triggered LDWB detected

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2017-09-09 02:23:31 Post No.744659421
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:23:31 Post No. 744659421 [Report] [View this topic]

these brown nipples

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>>744659421
was looking forward to a thread with her again. literally can't stop fapping to her.

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>>744659421
Do you post her on kik tributes groups?

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2017-09-09 02:25:48 Post No.744659546
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:25:48 Post No. 744659546 [Report] [View this topic]

Never thought I'd have to be the one to start the loli thread.

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I'll help

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>>744659546

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:07:50 Post No. 744658490 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else can't wait to see Alyssa Welch get consumed by an anaconda?

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Her big toe is kinda huge

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>>744658490
I can't wait for the day it happens. She's just another broad that thinks she can sing and has 3 too many social media accounts. She's a far left vegan too. We don't need more people like her, she exists soley to be used in vore fetish porn. That is her only value as a human being.

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