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Anonymous
2017-06-01 12:53:56 Post No.734365138
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Alright boys. Got something fun today. In short, I've made a fake Snapchat account pretending to be from Snapchat. The aim is to gain access to people accounts and then blackmailing them to do whatever I wish wish in exchange for their account (that's if their password is associated with their email). That's where you lot come in, if you help me write a convincing "Help message", I will gladly share any wins I recieve with the lot of you. Here's what I have so far.

"Hi! This is an automatic message from the Snapchat Servers, in California! We have noticed some unusual activity on your account recently. Your account was signed in on Device 1.210.56.90 at 19:31PM, 29/5/2017. As this device in not affiliated with your current Snapchat account, we must take action into our own hands. Due to security measures, we may need to lock your account so that no other baddies can sign in.
To ensure you are the correct owner of this account, we ask that you reply to this message with:

The e-mail you originally made this account with.

The password you currently use, plus any other passwords you may have used in the past, separated by a ; after each password.

Your Date of Birth on this account.

Thank you for your co-operation, Happy Snapping!

If you have any further questions, reply with 'HELP' and a one of our lovely team members will be more than happy to help! "

Convincing enough?

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:55:29 Post No.734365273
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reported

Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:55:36 Post No.734365288
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:55:36 Post No.734365288 [Report]

bump as fuck.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:56:36 Post No.734365384
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>>734365273
how come?

Anonymous
2017-06-01 12:31:43 Post No.734363080
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:31:43 Post No. 734363080 [Report] [View this topic]

Can we get a depression thread? I'm feeling rly down in the gutter atm :/

>be 22
>female
>virgin
>single
>college drop out
>no job
>no ambition
>social anxiety to the max
>constant looming fear
>anti social
>afraid to leave home sometimes
>can't look anyone in the face during convos
>come from broken home
>dad left when I was 12
>mom's a drunk
>cry myself to sleep most nights
>suffer from depression
>afraid to take drugs or drink
>bit of a prude I guess

I just hate being alone..why is life so shit?

I just wish I had friends to talk too. I would give out skype but I stopped using it because whenever I do, ppl pretend to be nice to me then flash cock

I'm not much of a gamer but if anyone wants to add me on steam that would be cool

http://steamcommunity.com/id/sleeepysleeeper/

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:34:41 Post No.734363336
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rip

Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:34:48 Post No.734363339
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:34:48 Post No.734363339 [Report]

>>734363080

Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:35:19 Post No.734363378
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>>734363080
This stale pasta again.

At least photoshop that timestamp OP.

El Monstoro is not pleased.

Anonymous
2017-06-01 12:55:49 Post No.734365306
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:55:49 Post No. 734365306 [Report] [View this topic]

Should I get a fleshlight /b/?How is it?What type should I get?

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:56:27 Post No.734365371
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>>734365306
get a gf faggot

Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:00:52 Post No.734365808
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>>734365371
Remember where you are summerfag.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:03:38 Post No.734366062
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>>734365306
yes, even a relationship there's room for sex toys
destorya and STU are the ones that have received the highest marks from buyers. Wonder wave, vortex and lotus also have something of a following but idk about those ones. The fleshlight Go "Surge" is probably the most practical option smaller, cheaper, lighter and dries faster/easier to clean. It's a sort of amalgamation of textures from the wonder wave and destorya. I'd recommend the Surge for a first time buyer, it's probably among the better ones anyways. No point in going full price if you're not sure what you're looking for texture wise yet

Anonymous
2017-06-01 12:36:26 Post No.734363468
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:36:26 Post No. 734363468 [Report] [View this topic]

Can i get my girlfriend pregnant if i cum in her ass?

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:37:32 Post No.734363555
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>>734363468
Well clearly your Mom did.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:37:43 Post No.734363573
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:37:43 Post No.734363573 [Report]

That is how lawyers are conceived.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:37:52 Post No.734363585
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:37:52 Post No.734363585 [Report]

If you need to ask maybe you should only fug her in the ass from now on.

Anonymous
2017-06-01 01:16:06 Post No.734367244
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:16:06 Post No. 734367244 [Report] [View this topic]

I need some fast-paced songs, whatever genre.

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:17:07 Post No.734367337
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>>734367244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvYQ1TNbf2g

Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:17:40 Post No.734367375
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:17:40 Post No.734367375 [Report]

Supersonic by Bad Religion (no, its not about that damn hedgehog)

Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:18:21 Post No.734367425
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:18:21 Post No.734367425 [Report]

https://youtu.be/_2X0oK_Xl1s
Enjoy

Anonymous
2017-06-01 12:57:35 Post No.734365491
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:57:35 Post No. 734365491 [Report] [View this topic]

New thread for dubs are what i say with a clean slate from a random off of meetme

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:04:19 Post No.734366130
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I guess the novelty died off then

Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:13:07 Post No.734366954
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:13:07 Post No.734366954 [Report]

I'm a fat fuck that wants to lick you

Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:18:46 Post No.734367451
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>>734365491
> go and deliver

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2017-06-01 12:44:06 Post No.734364139
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:44:06 Post No. 734364139 [Report] [View this topic]

>>734364053
feminism IS the cure
/thread

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:46:59 Post No.734364414
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>>734364139
Go swallow some cock femanon.

Damn OP. You made me wanna go fap.
Facial abuse is the only reason I wish my cock was bigger. =(

Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:47:35 Post No.734364500
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>>734364053
You already posted the cure in that image faggot

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>>734364053
a good ole face fucking should set those cunts straight.

https://efukt.com/21636_Feminist_Dike_VS_The_Patriarchy.html

Anonymous
2017-06-01 12:47:25 Post No.734364482
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:47:25 Post No. 734364482 [Report] [View this topic]

yay or nay? WWYD?

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:48:15 Post No.734364573
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>>734364482
I would respect her and treat her like a lady should be treated and take her home.

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>>734364573

Anonymous 2017-06-01 12:52:32 Post No.734365000
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>>734364482
Looks like my ex.. prob fuck her in the ass

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2017-06-01 01:13:34 Post No.734366988
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:13:34 Post No. 734366988 [Report] [View this topic]

Wallpaper thread

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:14:41 Post No.734367099
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what the fuck?

Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:15:32 Post No.734367186
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>>734367186
620x376

well lets just wait to see if they get smaller then

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2017-06-01 01:02:45 Post No.734365984
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:02:45 Post No. 734365984 [Report] [View this topic]

hey, Anonymous! welcome to the After-Hours Bar. Grab a stool and take your coat off, won’t you? Let’s see what we’ve got on tap tonight:

>Advice
>Conversation
>Happy Thoughts

thank you for stopping by, have a wonderful night, and please remember that you are loved. <3

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 01:04:06 Post No.734366107
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>>734365984
Sleep.... can you bottle that and give me some?

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Checking in. How's things, Jill?

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What a relief it would be to end this all
How easy to fly the white flag and give up
But would I run today, Just to die another day?
Give up now, and every fight has been in vain