Good Morning again /b/,
I had this thread going sometime back and figured it's a slow morning so why not... Ask a police officer anything! Here to answer random questions not debate your deep seeded depression for my line of work.
Why don't you kill yourself? faggot
Deep seated. Like, the thing is seated deeply within you. Not deep seeded, that's what happens when I fuck your wife.
In which country are you satationed?
post your gf
>>734612195
Is that your gf
>>734612645
Someone you know
CATURDAY NIGGERS
Why is my /b/ full of newfags?
Underage
Sage
>>734614598
I'm 25.
>>734614777
OP, you look like your at least under 13
you wake up to this, what do?
>>734614104
Go on...
>>734614104
Ask where the fuck my breakfast and coffee is
Wonder how they got out of their cages
No chubby thread? Chubby thread.
>>734609899
Bump
imgur.com/a/twefl
bump...
I need to rant /b/, and my shrink is on vacation
>be me
>pretty confident, can get any girl I want due to me building a reputation of a loner smart guy(i lost half you of there, just trust me)
>notice this cara delevingne lookalike in school
>signmethefuckup.jpg
>hit her up, ask her to go to coffe
>shes sick
>we chat, she seems kinda basic, but im in love with her face so i give her a pass
>we go out eventually, we sit on a bench, just talking
>i mention a guy that pissed me off, said some dumb shit and we both laugh at him
>we bond over how other people are stupid
>a month goes by
Loner smart guy? She's sick? please kys
What an enthralling love story OP. Who will play you in the inevitable blockbuster romantic comedy?
>>734612173
>i start realizing shes a basic bitch with nothing interesting to say
>I would always be the one who is talking
>still in love with the face, and the smell of her
>my first instinct is to throw everything in her face, break her down like i usually do
>decide this leaves me in a bad spot if she matures
>come up with a genius plan
>im gonna convince her we are too alike, should stay friends, and then after confess i like her too much and want more
>i bring it up one night
>she agrees, i pretend im happy and she seemed kinda down, but she bit the bait
>we dont talk for a week
>thefinaldaydawns.jpg
>I msg her the next day
Can someone cum tribute this girl please?
>>734611964
>>734611964
>>734611964
Dayum that is one ugly bitch
me and gf have been together for about a month, really attracted to each other
when we have sex for the first time I'm going to wait until she's about to climax and then I'm going to stop, lean over, and whisper the stupidest shit she's ever heard in her ear. Help me come up with ideas /b/ros
pic unrelated
this sure beats potato salad
... "aint u a fony belony"
>>734612016
Whisper, "If you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight."
>Bored thread
ITT: post entertaining Things (Pictures, videos, whatever) and engage in conversation N' Shiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53HDr0-Qew
>>734614334
This is my favourite band
>>734614617
Attractive
>>734614806
Schwing
pics you shouldn't share thread part 5839205
>>734612899
Moar!
>>734613016
>>734612899
>>734613060
Fucking amazing! Who is she?
New fb/ig thread
>>734612410
>>734612312
op you have an album or something for that girl?
Alright /b/ i have a favour to ask. I had 2 16gb USBs that both were lost when some degenerate thief broke into my car and stole my backpack. On one of these USBs where thousands of images that amounted to my 4 years in the making wank bank, any images of young women (similar in age to the one attached) would be greatly appreciated in one mans journey to rebuilding a truly amazing wankbank
Chicks you know and have seen nude online
cashier at my local grocery store
>>734611279
old classmate from uni
ex-coworker
Are these girls hot?
>>734614421
Blonde is a 4, rest are less
>>734614421
You misspelled fat
Fat