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Just do it, she'll love it and you might develop a new fetish

>>734620662

Do it if u love her

Let her do it video tape then spit in her face and find a new one

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>>734616710
Dumping some of her fatt butt

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>>734616778

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>>734616908

You ever heard of reality?

>>734620579
>734620579
yes it would be weird but she may say yes

>>734620579
so weird

>>734616703
Orange juice and starchy foods

>>734616703
Gatorade and vitamins

fluids. lotsa fluids. Your brain is dehydrated

No but I once found camwhore videos of a guy I knew in high school. He goes by she now.

Some motherless links:
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E344CCC

Tempted to message them on facebook and offer to buy them a better webcam.

>>734617892
im not sure how i feel about this

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Looks a lot like someone I know

/r/ loli butts

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>>734616869
/R/ Sylveon pushing a shopping cart

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My sincerest thanks to anyone who entertained my idea in the last thread. There were quite a few sexy boyos.

He is risen!

Are you Jewish, Christian, or Catholic???

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>>734616839
Jesus would have had atleast dubs imo

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you got dick cancer lol sorry dude

Tick

>>734615816
that's a tick, have you been fucking the lawn again?

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More of her

>>734617465

yes.

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>>734618098
>>734617374 (OP)
The cute Sylveon overlooked a busy city from the hills in the outskirts, smiling with sheer cuteness but with a wicked twinkle in his sky-blue eyes. The skyline of the city reflected in those shimmering, pure blue eyes that resembled large polished jewels. The Sylveon's smile just widened as he declared: "You poor puny insects have no idea what's going to happen to you." He stated it so matter-of-factly, as if whatever he was talking about had already happened. As the Sylveon started walking down the hill, he also started growing in size, swelling much larger with every step down. His cute paws started leaving ever bigger imprints on the ground, going from crushing blades of grass into crushing whole trees down into the ground. Several Flying type Pokémon fled out of the trees that were getting crushed and toppled over, but Sylveon was not bothered by them or anything else on his path. Soon Sylveon came out of the forested area to a road leading to the city. Many of the people driving around on the road had already seen the approaching giant Sylveon. A few of them had recognized it as a danger and tried to avert the approaching pink disaster, but many had simply written it off as some sort of a show and wondered if they were perhaps filming a movie. However, those throughts vanished as soon as the Sylveon arrived at the road and promptly crushed the nearest car flat under his massive paw, leaving it as a piece of flattened metal in a paw-shaped crater. The giant Sylveon seemed to specifically target the cars on the road too, crushing each and every one that came his way. Drivers hurriedly tried to turn back, but as they met with other cars still coming from the behind, they only succeeded in creating congestion, thus trapping not only themselves but everyone coming from the city as well on the mercy of the giant Sylveon.

You need more modern glasses, more beard and more sophisticated haircut .

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>>734618221
>>734617565 (You)

Many decided to abandon their vehicles and just run, but as soon as that happened, one of the Sylveon's huge prehensile ribbons came down from above and scooped them all up like ants. They were all lifted up to the giant Fairy Pokémon's smiling face, briefly letting them see their own reflection in his beautiful shimmering eyes before he unceremoniously dumped them all into his mouth. He played with the antlike humans on his tongue before crushing them to paste between his teeth and gulping the bloody mess down in one go. Sylveon continued to walk down the road, crushing every car under his paws and scooping up would-be escapees with his ribbons every now and then. All the while he did this, he was still growing bigger and bigger, to the point where he needed not to aim for single cars, bur he could rather simply cover the whole lane with just one of his paws. With his casual steps, he flinged some cars into the air, sending them crashing down some distance away. No-one who laid eyes on the Sylveon that day was allowed to live, he destroyed everyone who came on his way, and all throughout his destructive rampage he was smiling as cutely as ever, not even making an angry sneer or a wicked grin, just a cute smile.