Beast Thread 2
bump to help the tread get rolling.
I want to suicide tomorrow
I live in Krasnoyarsk, Russia
Give some advise. Probably will do outside, so no bloody baths.
>>734735986
Don't OD, 80% of the time you end up in the hospital with liver damage. Go for a gun, or hang yourself. There are many methods to hang your self that aren't painful. You're in Russia so a gun shouldn't be hard to find. Also PayPal me some money before you go. I've got a kid okn the way and I'm poor. Paypal [email protected]
If dubs will write your text in final note.
>>734735986
Austin P.>>734736182
Today June 4th and 2:00 pst I will be jumping off this patio to my demise.
For those interested in my story read below.
>be me and born in 1993
>poor family mom had abusive father
>grandpop molested me a few times when I was young by feeling my dick and also made me drink as a kid saying it was juice
>divorce happens and my grand moms mom and pop store gets robbed by niggers she has foreclosure
>despite this I'm popular in elementary school and a nice kid
>best friend dies when I was 5, first time I experienced death
>genetic disorder of missing adult teeth
>ostracized from friend group in late middle school and high school my confidence is gone
>braces to fix fucked up non erupting teeth to get implants
>two orthodontics fucked up so bad I can't even get implants anyways, so wear a denture
>get gf anyways at senior year
>literally cuck holds me when I'm studying a hard major at top university
>hang with her more than my pet dog I raised
>had to put dog down to bad cancer spreading
>become alcoholic
>acne spreads all over face like volcano pizza man
>put on accutane and become drug addict
>liver circosis
>acne is gone but left with depression anxiety and social anxiety
>insecurity never fixed thought it was acne
>get in huge car accident left with crippling pain in neck and back
>decide to take psychedelics and dissassotiaives
>craziest trips of my life
>pin point my insecurities and get set free
>don't need my antidepressants anymore I feel but still take em
>fell for stem meme and have no job and 200k in debt
> drugs induced irreversible psychosis and weird thinking
> the only thing I had was seeing this new girl
>find out she cucked me too even when I told her everything she's at the club rn
Life was a good run. No one can stop me so don't even try.
I will attempt to do a flip and land belly flop or backplant
>>734737163
Still, my life has been worse man. Just don't fucking do it. You will figure shit out, and still. There's a lot of celeb leaks to come. Don't you wanna see Alison Brie nude before you die?
>>734737163
> drugs induced irreversible psychosis and weird thinking
you can only get psychosis from drugs if you are already prone to it
so you would have likely also got it without.
>>734737163
>thinking anyone cares
Anybody remember the name of that rich jewish asian teen who did porn when she was 18 or 19?
Bumping for research purposes
who the fuck is that?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????anyone??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
She's Jewish AND Asian? Wtf combination is that?
I love crackers and mayo
Anyone else have weird snacks they like???
>>734734686
i have two, take a a strip of bell pepper and wrap it in a piece of deli meat. tasty and healthy. another thing is actually an old german food, you cut a hard boiled egg in half, take out the yolk. fill the yolk void with olive oil, mustard, and mayo, replace yolk on top of that and put on salt and pepper. it sounds nasty but it is the best thing i have ever tasted.
>>734734686
Peanut butter and dill pickles.
>>734734979
Sounds like a kind of deviled egg. Love deviled eggs
WEIRD CAT FACES
post shit like this
Go Vegan
Give it a go for 30 days
>>734735216
I already did, then I got sick and went to the doctor.
He told me my nutrition absorption was very low and that a vegan diet would be very unhealthy for me.
I'm with you on banning factory farms though, I prefer it if my food was happy before ending up on my plate.
Don't go vegan. Eliminate at least 6 thousand million humans. Problem solved.
>>734735216
i'd rather starve to death. oh wait that is being vegan.
S/fur
/R/ing unwanted creampies / facials and girls caught masturbating
Looking for more interesting ways to masturbate. Got a flashlight, it's fun but I'm still looking for something more.
What ya got?
>>734731985
Oh, pic obviously unrelated, but whatever. She's got great tits
>>734731985
Bump
>>734731985
Ugh. I mean fleshlight.
How do you feel about women gaining weight?
>>734730395
Love it
>>734730893
I find it a massive turn-on as well. The softening, the rounding, the enlarging.
>>734730395
They should gain muscle with that fat to stay hot
humiliate me taking orders mache alles
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an hero plz thx
Jo, nah wie gehts? Bock zu labern? Wenn ja dann komm discord
>>734731846
danke danke ganz gut. klar immer :-)
What is your personal criteria for a girl to be considered a slut?
>>734732979
has seen a peepee once
A slut is a woman with the morals or a man, more or less
>>734732979
its arbitrary.
What are some good ways to make about $50 in a day? I want a drawing tablet pretty badly but I've been really broke for a while. I have some phones I could sell but they're all IMEI locked so idk
>>734729107
Get a job, nigger.
Spread those fucking cheeks for a pounding you faggot.
Sell yourself on your street corner.
>>734729151
I've been trying. The locked phones are not helping that process along particularly well. Just got a google voice number and I hope to god that works reliably
ANYONE ELSE THINK TRUMP IS SECRETLY GAY?
But trump is secretly related to hitler ? does that make hitler a llama ?
>>734732703
YOU ARE A FUCK HEAD
NEWFAG GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE
Ask a white western man who just converted to Islam anything.
>>734730474
You're a fucking idiot. No need to ask.
>>734730575
This.
Sage
>>734730474
When are you blasting out?