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heyyyy what's goin on my fellow my /b/ /b/ros of the /b/ /b/oard?

trips and i reveal more ;)

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Hey /b/ros, I could really use some advice right about now:
My so far faithful gf of 4 years is in Ireland on vacation right now, and her roommate is a single girl who wants to go out drinking every night. This obviously has me worried because my gf can hardly text over there anyways and I've been telling her for like a month now how worried I am that shell get drunk as shit and do something she'll regret, and Everytime I told her I'm worried she got all pissed at me saying she wasn't gonna get drunk over there just have a few drinks and that I have no reason to worry. Surprise surprise she texted me today saying she got drunk last night "but remembers 95% of the night and was with her roommate the whole time"
I just keep asking myself how would I have any idea if she did cheat on me over there? And why would she tell me about it anyways? I'd have no fucking clue if she did. And I feel like if we do get married some day or something I'll be asking myself that the rest of my life.
How cucked am I /b/?

Also general advice thread

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Pics you shouldn't share.

Here's a pic of my girl to start
Let me know what you think for more

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Would you suck a soggy loaf from Andy Sixx's asshole?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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found a nude of my friends ex on his old photobucket account. does anyone know how to fusk the account for more?

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girls in clothes then out of them

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Another fluffy thread because mods are the biggest faggots out there.

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OPERATION PIXEL THREAD #2

http://pixelcanvas.io

There are also threads for this project on /bant/, /r9k/, and /mlp/.

4chan is taking over this canvas.

Starting at coordinates 0,0 we will build a giant 4chan logo.

We need the help of ALL BOARDS to work together. Your mission:

>Place pixels to build the logo
>Defend the logo from attackers

We can do this if we all cooperate. We are the strongest army on this canvas.

Our enemies are:
>SDLG, a clan who seeks to paint the board with their red and black logo
>The Void, a vortex of pure black pixels
>Various Reddit boards who will place random pink and blue pixels on our logo in attempts to destroy it

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100% honestly /b/,
What would you do if you found this thing lying in the streets in the middle of the night?

I would definitely take her with me and use her as my personal masturbator..

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Dan "theres candy in my Van" Schneider

was he actually a pedophile?

Did he fuck any of the teens on his series?

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What would you say to a pretty girl like her?

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CELEB LEGS FEETS CALVES

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Is anyone else really pissed off about the whole "Female only screening" of the new Wonder Woman movie?
If the genders were reversed it would be a much bigger deal.

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I'm 5 minutes away. Plan is to run in, fuck up a trash can and run out before anyone can catch me.

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so /b/, i already fucked up the relations with all my family in this weekend

>friday night
>ask my sister to lend me 100$ for this weekend because my salary comes next week
>go out with friends
>drink before go to the club for spare some money
>drink inside the club with some random chicks
>get drunk as fuck
>go back to home
>need take a shit really bad
>concentrate on not making noise
>go to the toilet
>pull my pants down and sit down
>hear my sister screaming "ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU FUCKIN CRAZY?"
>fall down on the floor
>realise that i'm not in the toilet but i'm in my sisters room
>realise that i was trying to shit on my sister who slept in bed
>go back to my room without saying any word
>next day, try all day to apologize with my sister
>fortunately my parents didn't discover anything
>ask my mother to lend me 100$ for this saturday because my salary comes next week
>go out with friends to only look the champions league
>REAL MADRID WOOOOOOOOOON!!!! let's party!!!
>start drinking
>get drunk as fuck
>go back to home
>need to piss
>this time I try to reason before doing anything
>go to the toilet
>open my jeans zipper
>pull my dick off
>start piss
>after a few seconds i hear "Uncle but what are you doing?"
>my 8 years old nephew is next to me
>realise that i am in my parents' lounge
>realise that i was pissing on the couch of my parents
>go back to my room without saying any word
>next day my father wake me up and say "Come downstairs now! we all have to talk about your drugs addiction!"

How can I explain to my parents that I do not use any drugs?