Bored trap ask me stuff on kik: EliIsNotSmelly
General trap thread as well I guess? Other traps kik's would be nice so post them
>>734831017
So you like penis?
>>734831187
Yes
Should probably bump the thread a bit to keep it alive
Chubby/curvy thread, continued!
Bump
>>734828592
>>734828998
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ Frühedition
Fragen
Behindert?
Bist du upper-class oder /unterschicht/?
#refugeeswelcome?
Musikgeschmack?
Schwul?
Kiki im Faden: Geil oder einfach nur nervig?
Postiere ein Zitat das dir gefällt.
Kanada?
heute schon einen runtergeholt?
welches bild war eure Wichsvorlage?
wer ist eure liebste Wichsvorlage?
>>734826832
>>734826832
>Behindert?
Nee bin nicht links
>Bist du upper-class oder /unterschicht/?
Eltern haben alles versaut und hielten sich für was besseres und haben uns von der oberen mittelschicht in die unterschicht geführt.
>#refugeeswelcome?
Natürlich nicht du linke zecke. Ordentliche familienpolitik für deutsche und alle anderen raus. Zack demographisches problem gelöst. Aber die juden wollen die weißen ja ausrotten. Google white genocide.
>Musikgeschmack?
Rockpop metal
>Schwul?
Nein aber hab kein problem mit schwulen, solange sie mir das nich öffebtlich aufdrängen oder erwarten, dass ich es als normal empfinde.
>Kiki im Faden: Geil oder einfach nur nervig?
Was is kiki?
>Postiere ein Zitat das dir gefällt.
Nein.
how do I get banned?
>>734830153
Bump I would like to know too
>>734830153
make a thread saying that ur underage
>>734830153
Ask to post the alien picture displayed on /pol a while back and its an instaban
Hey /b/
it's my birthday 22 minutes ago.
I just turned 20.
Wanna wish me happy bday? It could be another chance at being a normal, happier person with better social ambition.
If it makes a difference, i'm femanon.
>>734823379
Can you buy me a steam game? OP?
>>734823379
You know the rules
Would you /b/?
>>734826869
No.
>>734826869
Sure but I wouldn't feel good about it.
No
After a few beers....still no
R34 thread
Requesting R34 of OPs mother.
Don't know if the anon from last thread is still here but I have a small amount of badly draw Annie
Fiancee has cancer, /b/ro's.
Wot do? Trips decides, so roll that shit.
Leave her, obviously
>>734830080
Go find a nice coffin
>>734830080
Sex in missionary position but loudly make walrus sounds when you ejaculate inside her. Also raw dog so the cancer might get a two for one.
Hi /b/rothers
I just want to thank you for all the good time we spent togheter
This is probably my last thread
Tomorrow I'm doing it
There is no other reason to live for me, the only peole who love me are my parents and an only friend that I have, but I'm such a disappointment for them that I prefer to end it
Also studies are going bad, I have to repeat the year
People always tend to leave me alone
I have never had a gf
I suck at almost anything I try
My passion was painting on walls, It helped me a lot to get on, but I got busted two times
I also like programming, but that's a useless thing that will never help me, and however I suck at it
You'll probably fail at committing suicide too, OP
post credit card info
>>734828633
Haahhahahahahah nooo
Is it probably with cyanide?
Why are butterfaces so attractive?
>>734828949
that's not a butterface
>>734828949
Why is this one a butterface? You got a thing against freckles?
big tits, big areolas, freckles, red/brunette - 10/10
post more
Because you think they're attainable. Also that's not even close to a butterface. She's actually pretty attractive.
Trying to put together a suicide playlist, so far I have comfortably numb, perfect day, creep, and space oddity. All suggestions are welcome
>>734829827
>not including Hurt
Also, don't do it. You only have one life. Don't waste it.
>>734829827
https://g.co/kgs/Xr1Ff0
>>734830054
https://youtu.be/_256xd9N27o
NEW
IG/FB thread
>>734829543
>>734829586
>>734829659
Animated rule 34
>>734826172
Post amateur girls, preferably saved from /b/
I saw someone I know posted yesterday :D been trippin' about it since :D
Jesus fuck /b/, I knew online dating fucked with women's egos but I didn't know it got this bad
>be me, today
>6', 8/10, I even lift
>smart, entrepreneur
>her
>5'11, 6/10 (but I like tall girls) with F cup tits
>she's a broke dick, kind of in college/not
>oh and she probably weighs 180 (far end of curvy)
>go on a date, it's going well, she's laughing
>invites me back to her place
>things happen
>in bed, on top of her, we're undressed
>"Is this really more than infatuation?"
>uh... wat
>"I just... I look for unique traits. If you're just hot, or just a gentlemen, or just funny, that's replaceable. I can just go have sex with another guy."
>completely soft before she even finishes the second sentence
>"I mean, my ex [whatever name] was batshit crazy, but he had a unique way of thinking. My [ex #2] was something something" (I was already tuned out by this point)
>essentially, she said "you aren't unique enough"
>an overweight 6/10
>tells me
>I'm not unique enough
Good golly gracious /b/. Don't date women who use any kind of online dating. Their egos are astoundingly huge.
>>734826785
I tried to Google if you were lying but I got no search results.
NOT ALL WOMEN
But seriously, that's hilarious and sad. Instant gratification causes hyperinflated egos, I guess.
>>734826785
Oh, OP pic very related. My reaction to this whole thing