Thick/Chubby female Continued...
>>734884134
Please, on tinder with her
>>734884261
On tinder with her? Share your pics?
that's probably a boy but I'd still fuck it in the ass
Fap to the pic below yours thread
New GILF thread
MILF's welcome too
Shaved my whole body for the first time,
Jeez it took a long time, respect to girls, fuck.
Anyways, I like how I looked after it so I'm posting here for the few invalids that might like it, I for one, know I would like it if someone else posted this, so.
Pic related, AMA if u want
Actually was considering this today, how long did it take you?
>>734874075
Lmao you're going to regret it when it starts growing back. Hope you didnt shaved your butt hole either dumbass
>>734874075
You have a very feminine penis, anon.
>be me
>major computer fag
>takes class for cyber security, mainly for shits and giggles.
>begins to really get into it
>one year later
>have 2 basic MTAs and a COMPTIA Cert for Network +
>feels good
>decide to volunteer and do some Computer camp shit for middleschoolers and elementary kids.
>bad idea
first day
>first group of kids, though annoying af, very smart and receptive.
>second group of kids: the reason I want to die.
>one student in particular who I'll call minecraft cuck, is really into some minecraft/roblox fag shit.
>showing kids the insides of computers, very basic stuff.
>decide to show them a Raspberry Pi.
>they all think its pretty cool, but not that interesting.
>fellow volunteer decides to show them server shit.
>minecraft cuck holds the raspberry pi in his hand like it's the balls of a Unicorn, proceeds to say
>"I wILl cARE foR THiS thing"
>looks straight at me, says
>"WhaT Is THIs THInG"
>tell him its a raspberry pi, he replies
>"No I MEAn THis THING" points straight at the raspberry pi again.
>another volunteer states that its, indeed, a raspberry pi, basically a super small ass motherboard. Minecraft cuck says
>"oHH a MOTheR BOARD? I'lL LoOK for THE STRONGest MothERBOARd IN tHE WorLD sO I can PlAY mINECrafT PVP WitH FLy hackz"
>mfw this kid thinks a motherboard (or Rasbpi) gives him minecraft fly hacks.
later on that day
>tells the class to go subscribe to his roblox youtube channel; homie moosemilks, lolwut.
>see he's on a webpage, ask him what he's looking at.
>he states, and I quote:
>"i"M JuST lookiGN at MY ROBLoxX PRofiel ANd CHEckING ON my GROUP THAT HAS OVER 94 REAL LIFE pEOPLe"
>volunteer bro and I collectively cringe.
a little later on
>kid is beginning to reach cringus maximus.
>talking about fidget spinners to another volunteer, says:
>"i BET mY FidgET SpinER wiLL BEAt yours, brINg yOUR's tomorROW I'Ll sHOw yOu"
>volunteer gets uncomfortable, doesn't even own one.
>neither does the kid.
>mfw all this cringe in less than 3 hours.
>>734882909
>takes class for cyber security
Good on you, Anon. Also fidget spinners are confirmed a symptom of turbo-autism. Fidget spinners are to be avoided at all costs.
Didn't read, Rose thread now
Drawthread
Things Edition
Fucking faggots reposting shit! Second.
Requesting a futa version of Ronnie Ann Santiago being happy after get an aesthetic circumcision wiht a Gomco clamp.
Please notice that gomco clamp is a bloodless circumcision technique.
Paying money for someone who isnt a talentless retard.
$190 to anyone with basic anatomy understanding. My standards aren't that high, just don't draw like an aspie.
[email protected]
It's flat. This plane, this realm were on is flat.
For sure it's not a globe planet.
Inb4 ur not going high enough.
Fuck that the shit. It's high enough to show that there is no curvature.
Nasa stands for never a straight answer
>>734882539
Bump want to know more
>>734882539
its okay, you wont get burned at the stake for voicing your true belief that the world is a sphere.
>>734882539
fart
Where are you on the gayness scale?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13121346
>>734880947
3
feelsgodman
0 homosexuality is a mental disease. Might as well rephrase the question as who's got mental illness
Pics you want to share part 3
Interest?
>>734881978
Always
>>734882028
Full frontal with face
Why haven't you turned vegan yet?
>>734883290
cos I havent let any carrot bite me yet
because i'm not a faggot
>>734883290
I m vegan.
3 years.
Best thing i ever did.
I have so much energy.
CTRL V
no cheating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z-hgiQ-GRE
Morning. Around 7:53 a.m in The Gorge. A dry, uncomfortable wind was blowing past the last skyscraper in the city. Location: a place that a bad hombre would call “The Concrete Jungle”. About a mile out from these buildings, what appeared to be a stoic black rock mumbled to another, very similar looking object. My improved tappings were able to pick up a short conversation between the objects, and their personal thoughts.
“No, it’s not going to work. We shouldn't have come here at all.”
“Oh, bite me, Randy,” the other rocky object muttered back. “You're just freaking out because of the weather. Hot wind always screws with the mind.”
Randy huffed, but said nothing. He knew he would get nowhere arguing, as Chazz never seemed to shut up when it came to arguments. It’s futile to try to speak rationally to Chazz when he's already made up his mind.
They both looked onwards for a while longer, until Chazz darted forward at inhuman speed. Randy was conflicted for a moment. It doesn't feel right, he thought to himself, it doesn't feel right at all. He picked up his bag and ran after his partner.
If you have ever seen a common trash rat run, then you know for yourself how fast it can be. If you have not, just know that if a rat were human sized, it would be capable of running as fast as the average car on a freeway.
If a rat were, say, twelve feet tall, then you might reach the speed of a nice sports car. This was the size of both of the rats in question.
“Rats?” you may be thinking to yourself. “They're rats? This is the most ridiculous exposition I've ever read, and the most lazy by any author I've ever read--”
And here I would have to stop you. See, I have a very reasonable explanation for the rat people. But that would be spoiling. So embrace the oddities of this cataclysmic libretto, and allow me to be your guide in this “futuristic and advanced utopia”.
Its the beginning to a shitty fiction story that I'm writing.
More?
>>734882925
ebc6585002495790
last two digits is how many days of nofap you do
and don't fucking roll if you won't do it
nop
>>734882877
Hey
what kind of a madman ever tries nofap?
need to expose private photos of my unwitting wife on the internet. anyone wanna help me with making her webslut?
>>734879011
We're completely over-saturated with this kind of shit. What makes her any different from all the others?
fucking .rar
Faces of /b/ thread?
>>734879906
Did that kid ever find his iPod?
>>734879906
ohno
>>734879906
let's see them lolis
>>734875358