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Hey /b/

You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)

Send their Kiks to mine (name: ShineAtNight23) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.

>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.

>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.

>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.

>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.

>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.

>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.

>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.

>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.

>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.

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Why do white guys like Asian girls so much?

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Sup /b/tards.

My IQ is 166. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.

I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.

While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Madvillain's Madvillainy and Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica.

Ask me anything.

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why do all pot smokers look like this?

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This gun needs attachments.

dubs and 5 decide what I throw on there

>Rules:
>I'll take no more than a max of ten minutes to 3d model the winner's wish
>You keep rolling ridiculous shit
>Only rolls who mention the latest update count
>Anything goes

Will post previous thread's results to give you an idea of what I'm talking about.

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Monday Milf Thread?

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Have you ever cum so violently that you hurt or almost hurt yourself? Pic semi related

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Are there any oldfags here from 9/11?
I remember making a thread on /b/ right when the south tower fell.

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Deutschfaden Fortsetzung!

Ich wünsche euch allen einen fröhlichen 11. September!

Fragen!

1.) Was hast du heute so vor, an diesem großartigen Tag?

2.) Hast du schon einmal eine 9/11 Torte gegessen?

3.) Welche Gefühle kommen dir beim 11. September hoch?

Alles gute zum 11. September!

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Ask a guy dating an 8th grader anything

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It's my 20th birthday today /b/. No one in my family tells me happy birthday because it takes time away from never forgetting. If a femanon wants to write Happy Birthday Jason on her stomach that would be nice but anyone can feel free to do it. I'm not that picky. Pic related is me.

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Why is neo-/b/ so boring? You can't even make a thread and get replies unless it's political garbage or facebook fap garbage.

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Tits thread because I like tits.

All tits welcome, post your favourites.

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Today is a day of remembrance. Thousands of Americans died on this day. ITT we respect & honor those innocents who died.

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Family Fap Thread version the second