Doubt I'll get any replies bc we all know that everyone on /b/ is a forever alone virgin but here goes...
I'm thinking to buy a sex toy or two to spice up our sex life. Don't get me wrong, our sex life is great but my Mrs is pretty adventurous so I'm sure she would let me use on her.
I know she's never used before, so I guess I'd like to know from anons who have experience in this department, what to buy.
I'm just thinking a vibrator that also hits the clit style. I have a minor concern my Mrs will enjoy it too much and my dik will lose out on a little action. Dumb thought, I know.
Also thinking to get a vibrating cock ring. I've never had a cock ring before but supposed to make you even more diamonds and orgasms stronger so sounds like a solid purchase.
Any anons with experience in the sex toy department? Femanon input also welcome.
Also best/worst sex stories thread?
>>744873769
>Doubt I'll get any replies bc we all know
quit your passive aggressive bullshit.
>>744873769
I can't help you in the sex toy department but I had a terrible experience I can share with you. Happened about a month ago.
>be me
>at a popular bar with two friends
>very drunk
>decide to let what I would only be able to call a 4/10 at best take me home.
>I was drunk and she wasn't fat just average hair and face but nice body so better than going home to wank.
>get to her place and quickly proceed to her room.
>get hard and she's wet so slide him in.
>Fuck in a few positions and proceed to doggie
>plowing away for a bit when I suddenly notice a massive hemmoroid protruding from her anus
>I abruptly stop in shock and disgust
>she turns her head around and says to me
'Touch it'
>>744873848
It was meant as a joke my man.
New Celeb Thread
>>744875132
Quality feets
Why doesn't the United States have universal health coverage? Is just that Americans don't want it? Or is because it simply can't be implemented? If so, why? Should it be implemented?
>>744877312
Because I'm rich and don't want to pay for your shit you commie faggot. Get a job
>>744877312
Because our healthcare is expensive but the best in the world. FDA has the most stringent requirements worldwide.
>>744877392
It's just a question I have you dumb cock guzzler.
What should I call my wifi network to impress/frighten my neighbours?
Pic somewhat related.
cuckold
DEACOMMALPHA
>>744872892
Turn of SSID broadcasting for maximum hacker rank.
Do traps feel just as good as real girls?
I'm curious.
>>744871867
They smell like men (because they're men).
>>744871867
No. Anal is much worse than vaginal, and it smells like shit.
>>744871993
You speak from experience?
What if Pewdiepie said "fucking honky" instead of the n-word?
He just reuploaded "stream fails". He is clearly trolling all snowflakes
>>744875869
As a white person I can tell you that I would not give a fuck.
This is the dumbest 'but what if' i've ever heard.
no one was ever hanged from a tree for being a 'honky'
Does anyone have more of him/her? (Pls no degenerate discussion about pronouns) and yes it's gay.
are you fucking stupid? everything you need to find more is in that picture. faggot
>>744876297
He/she/it is on right now
femanon here
do guys really care about roast beef vagina or do they just want to have sex
tits or gtfo
>>744873011
>degen
>>744872936
thinking any guy on /b/ would turn down free pussy
https://t.me/pic_random
Hello, everyone. This is just a telegram channel with random pics from my HDD. Join if you like the stuff. It's really random.
Stuff mostly:
- female body
- space
- art
- technical stuff
- aircrafts
- 420
- movies
- anime
Does anyone else like to look for girls from nude pictures on facebook?
I find it incredibly hot to find a girls real name that i have nudes for
I have a collection of 35 different girls that i found
i will not be sharing names, Just interested to see if more people do this
>be me, almost got in fight on bus today
>2 dudes holding hands
>someone was like shielding their child who was looking
>so the guys stopped
>I said "No, fuck that. Don't do that. Hold his hand!"
>she says "I don't want my child seeing that!"
>I stand up and say "What? Love? Oh, how horrible. What a terrible thing for your child to see."
>And I said to the kid "These two men love each other and that's ok, no matter what anyone tells you"
>The bus cheered
>As I'm gettting off at my stop one of the guys came to me and was tearing up
>He says thanks
>I say "Don't thank me. Seriously. This nonsense of thanking people for being decend humans needs to stop. You're welcome, though"
Seriously, what's up with all these homophobic people? Literally grow the fuck up!
>>744875863
Delicious pasta
how was that getting in a fight? Anyway you're a fucking cuck buddy goodjob in destroying your race fucking degenerate.
>>744875907
he's right though
Happy 9/11 guys.
Do you ever wonder what went wrong, are terrorist more stupid or just lazy now? They are not scary anymore, the only thing they do is run over people with cars, what happened to the good old days with actualy planed out attacks? 5 planes hijacked in one day is a lot more terrefying than a few cars here and there. I know they want their 72 virgins ASAP, but i think creativety should count aswell, anybody can become a martyr by driving over people and killing them self in the prosess. I expect nothing but a friendly intelectual conversation ITT
>>744877696
inside.job.
Prolly buttsecs
>>744877696
jews did 9-11
How do you become a god?
you already are one
>>744877615
Live the full life of every human who has ever, and will ever be.
>>744877615
Stop praising other god/gods
Girls that arent hot but youd fuck them like dogs.
>>744870554
looks like vacation in greece
>>744870554
Have more of her??
>>744870609
More like russia
This game is absolute garbage...what has the gaming industry come to? lootbox slot machines? Fuck this shit... i thought i was going to be a gamer for ever when i was a kid..
Now im starting to wonder if its worth all the frustration and time at all...
who gives a fuck about the lootboxes
>>744870679
This.
>OP confirmed to have played for a whole 3 minutes
>>744870605
Why would you play overcrap? Or any modern AAA title for that matter.
Between content intentionally cut for the sake of making more DLC, overly simple game design, long loading times to load ultra realistic graphics at 15 fps, combined with a leftist political agenda in every AAA title now, why would you play a modern game?