sleeping girlfriends ;)
>>735558158
Bumping for great justice
>>735558158
>>735558194
If your name pops up on this thread you must go to sleep, no immunities.
Not even the dog ones.
Brian
Michael
No one will guess my name, but if you're name is Richard, it's time for bed.
Night night, Ebenezer.
Name a hotter pornstar than Lana Rhoades
>protip: u can't
Valentina, motherfucking, Nappi
/thread
Alexis texas
>>735559885
I can't
Sometimes I really hate myself. Pedo AMA, tell your story, tell me how I deserve to die, or whatever.
what did you do?
>>735562796
You probably did something
just confess already
>>735562988
Just keep telling myself I'm done with the cheesy stuff, then I go right back.
The minute that nut busts, the reality that I am a failure falls right back in.
Any love for Dani?
>>735558140
>>735558005
bump
wwyd thread
>>735556926
>>735556926
threesome in one of their bedrooms
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN
Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of coffee, he
takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.
If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.
He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.
Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.
Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."
>>735556652
Everything you stated is correct, but you left out this:
It's Joe Republican's taxes and union fees that he pays because he has a job made all those things possible, because Sam Democrat is a lazy fuck who lives off welfare and food stamps.
Hidden/ Voyeur Thread
Hey b, what would you do if you became billionaires?
make everyone i know rich
>>735560365
Buy literally pots of gold
I collect such things, silver too
I would put enough money back for me to live comfortably for the rest of my life. I would travel the earth and help others in need on my journey.
Basement sadboi OP
>turning 21 in 4 days
>Very VERY little cash (practically none)
>Want to drink meself into a hospital
What is cheap and will have me end up with alcohol poisoning?
>>735552249
>buy bitcoin
>wait few years
>be rich
2020 it will be over 15k. 2024 it will be 100k. Trust me.
>>735552249
whats it like to be 21 and have no money fuckin kek
Will i get 600k if i stay up for 30 more minutes?
Will I pass my exams?
Will /b/ stop having so many porn threads?
>>735560536
Oh baby
All Trump supporters should be rounded up, covered in gas, lit on fire, doused with feces, have all their skin torn off, thrown in salt-water, have every bone in their bodies broken, then choked to death slowly on their own feces.
this is some terrible bait friend
>>735551813
kys
>>735551894
>>735551898
Sarah's Scribbles thread?
>>735555320
bump
Bump again
Let's keep this thread alive!
/B/isexual /R/oll
>ROLL:
evens = fap to woman
odds = fap to man
dubs = fap to both
trips = go to bed
quads = make a wish
quints = quit 4chan 4ever
please be both
>>735556700
based OP is based
OP is master race
roll because bored af
Slow night huh, /b/?
>>735560812
Probably realistic, doubt they'd feel sorry for me if they knew me
Or maybe I just died listening to their songs, also realistic
>>735560812