CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Marooned Dan Edition
RULES:
>first to get dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character
>any dubs or better after this will be ignored untill the next turn; so sorry.
>If there is already a winner, wait for OP's next post then try to get dubs--check'em and don't waste your dubs
>the game ends when i say it ends
THE PLOT:
Dan is back, but this time something terrible has happened. The cruse ship Dan was vacationing on sunk and now Dan is stranded on a deserted island. How will Dan get himself out of this pickle? Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.
see that palm tree?
up the butt.
A breifcase of lady's clothes washes up ashore from the wreakcage. Dan starts cross dressing.
Dan has a wank
Waifu claiming thread
previous: >>735643199
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
hello
Hey b I'm going to do it within a few days. The length of time until it happens depends on you. I dont really care for quick and painless. I just want to go back to not existing at all the right way. So please some advice on how to do it proper. Who knows depending on if I have the materials available on hand it might just be tonight. Also, I'll live stream it on Facebook when I do. Like a good /b/ro, just don't let the webm die off.
>>735657605
tbh i recommend taking out a bunch of people with you
how about a columbine?
Naw don't want to be one of them assholes. If I were it would be political people. Like Kim Jung but let's be real i don't have the finances for or even kind of remotely the training.
>>735657605
A few words of advice: Make sure you're doing it for yourself and not just for attention from others. Keep in mind this is the most plebian and cowardly way to end your suffering, which fits me perfectly. I'm planning on doing the deed later when my life gets shitty. Have fun.
what do i do /b/ dubs decides.... unless its fucking stupid
kill yourself
what are your thoughts on spaghetti?
Sorry if i'm answering as a cringey emo faggot kiddo. The real deal right here is that i want to lick your pussy
Trips gets a picture of my pussy
Sup cutie
roll roll roll your boat, gently down the thread
did someone say retarded cat thread?
Just got my summer bonus.
Feeling generous.
Posts ending in 50 get fifty dollars to their PayPal.
cool
Cool
g/fur pls
hey /b/ dubs names my town in civ 5
>>735655297
I hate niggers
Lockton
Shitton
Allright /b/
I need an anon to gift me a copy of Metro Redux on Steam. It's on sale right now on the Daily Deal for $7.50. So I'm going to post rule34 of Android 18 until then.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/the_butthole_bandit/
Feel free to come on in and post with me, call me a faggot, or just let me know you are lurking.
>>735656729
Ylyl go to go
I need assistance in dismantling someones page and youtube account. Tits for help. Tipline studios what you need to search for.
Do you mean flipline?, and what do you mean dismantle?
>>735655216
Tipline studios youtube and facebook needs to get banned the guy fucked me over hard
Asshole thread. Show me what you got.
>>735656167
Boom. I win. Fuck off, nigger.
>>735656633
Fucking libtard shill
Post whatever the fuck you want.
Is my dick small /b/?
Dick rate thread
smol as a dorito m8
>>735654939
>>735653516
>>735654939
it's not the size of the dick that matters
it's the size of the hole
JERSEY slootz NJ !