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Eat concrete you fat shit

>>744908131
did you mean loose weight?

>>744909193
nice try OP, you fat fuck

>>744909144
Fucking kek

>>744909144
Bwahaha, that is pretty funny. I remember the episode, he was looking at them put a boot on his car.

>>744909144
theres a sneed joke in there, but i just cant seem to find it.

fucking bump again

Idk if it's good for you but it's fucking delicious

tea is better for you
fucking nerds get rekt

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>>744907240
You will all see, continue

>>744907113
A WhatsApp image from last week, wow how scary. What next, a Facebook pic from July? Fuck off little girl

>>744908282
Why would you post this?

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>>744908282
healed nicely btw

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>744902968
Do you work with substance abuse councilors? What certs have you gotten?

theoretically speaking, if i had a friend who became sexually excited at the thought of committing suicide, and used a loaded gun pointed to his head in order to jack off, how would i as his friend who does not live physically near him rehabilitate him of this behavioral problem?

why do i fantasize about terrible things happening to me?

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>>744900607

>>744895159
6th grade: The first day bitch

>First day of school
>See elementary school crush
>used to hit on her all the time
>her brother and i were close friends
>Ohshityougoheretoo?.gif
>Looks at me with confusion and visible worry
>"Hey anon, my brother doesnt go here, he went to a different school."
>oh
>ask her for her number
>gives me the rejection hotline #
>after school
>go home and call number
>what a bitch
>never seen her since

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>>744895362
FFWD a few days: The first kiss

>Sitting in class bored af Not doing much of anything but day dreaming
>tards argueing and yelliing
>Tard police doing nothing helpful
>Teacher trying to get the class under controll and to pay attention
>day goes on like this untill lunch where the tards of both classes get to eat with the non tards
>go to lunch
>sit across from mario and hope
>Have random convorsation about dogs that then leads to a convorsation aboout sex
>Itsgettinghotinhere.png
>Go to recess
>walk laps around the track field
>continue convorsation
>Hope asked mariio and i if we ever had sex or kissed someone
>Mario said "not yet"
>I lied and said "i have a bunch of times"
>Hope leans over to me and kisses me on the lips
>First kiss by a girl ever
>Then leans over to mario and kisses him on the lips
>uwotm9
>competitivemodeactivated.gif
>leans over to me again and decide to be brave and tongue it.
>she blushes
>kisses mario again
>no tongue
>cant compete
>Ask her to flash us her tits
>looks around quickly
>She does it!
>mfw
>still flat chested
>slightlydiisapointedyetmildlyamused.png
>recess is half over
>walk to the very edge corner of the field where this drainage ditch is
>three of us sit on the concrete covering the drainage pipe
>Hope sits in the middle of us
>The connvorsation continues
>"I showed you mine now you show me yours" she said
>"Okay, but one rule, if one guys dick is out the other has to close/cover his eyes" i said
>All agree

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Oh boy, I guess it's time for a cringe thread

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Bumping with more slave wives

>>744899055
prolly need to make about 100k and be better than average in looks and she needs to be about a 6.5, 7 tops, for this realistically to work, assuming you are white (maaaybe white hispanic) and 35-45 and she's 25-30.
source: I have a slave girl and have been learning for years what is required to put a girl in that position. It does take masterful game from the start and if you're not a natural you're not going to get this. After the girl is deeply, I'm talking Alpha Widow level, in love with you, THEN you start introducing the comforts of wealth, as well as requiring (never asking, always demanding) her to start falling into her role.
Its not easy but it can be done. My girl has learned she is lucky to serve me and I can take away that privilege at any moment. Meanwhile she does all cook, clean, and asks what I want her to wear and permission to do things and obviously, receives a dirty face-fucking each night (sex in pussy is for when she has been a very good girl, doesn't get that automatically, and needless to say anal fairly often).

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bump

post them shits

>>744895868
Bump

>>744895868
Bump

>>744895868
Post a sexy renamon, thatll probaby make em post

who is this fine T H O T

My gf loves it she says it feels better, is sexy, and everyone looks at them turning her on.

>>744897745
Bump

>>744899162
I wish OP wasn't a faggot.

To know the lottery numbers 1 day in advance.

>>744899162
learn in that same moment the meaning of life