New Celeb Thread.
anyone here have any fun naked / nudist experiences?
>be me
>go to the great horror campout
>an annual event with scary mazes and you camp out with monsters chasing you and stuff
>go to one of the 'scare zones'
>its set up like a big tiki monument
>they tell you to 'strip to please the great tiki god'
>its supposed to test your psychological fear of being naked
>being the ballsy fucker I think I am i strip to the nude
>Everyone else just takes off shirt or goes to underwear
>unfortunately for me if you go full naked they make you get up on stage and 'writhe' to please the great tiki god
>basically you get on your hands and knees and pretend you're getting fucked in the ass
>everyone watching me
>afterwards the hula girls lay you down on the table
>the tiki god comes out and lays on top of you for a second
>no idea whats going to happen
>he then hands me a fake human heart
>i win?
anyone else?
Mmm you got to be a dick for five minutes and have everyone laugh at you. S'OK tho'.
>>736122884
That's sounds too cool to be true though
>>736123370
https://www.yelp.com/biz/great-horror-campout-los-angeles-2
its real. cntrl+f clothes for a similar review.
>>736123304
>being naked makes you a dick
what now?
they see me
>>736127691
reeeeee
rolla
Meh reroll
Just got my summer bonus.
Feeling generous.
Posts ending in 50 get fifty dollars to their PayPal.
b8
Sure why not rollin'
Do it!
Who's more of a dumbass?
>>736126090
Didn't think it was possible, did you? Trump proved you wrong.
>>736126090
the voters
>>736126285
even bush can't stand trump..
FB/IG vol. -1
dobiebutt thread
Whatcha up to lately
>got new (first) skateboard (150$ all parts)
>got some checkers burgers, frys and banana milkshake.
>skated down to my local park
You do more than anyone on this site
man now that high schools out i feel real good about myself.
>got my first paycheck
>going out to a movie with my crush
>summer is here!
>>736121488
Today I walked my doggo, went into town to pick up my dad's father days gift. Then I came home and have literally died from this heat. So hot in the UK today
ctrl+f no loli bread
loli thread? loli thread.
contribute more fgt OP
What kinds of things would you like to do to Andy Sixxs asshole with your mouth?
I think you know that answer already.
suck outta huge creamy log and grind it between my teeth
The cream...
Hunger Games thread
First 48 and no dupes
Lain
Rember
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
Confuse Slime
Autism Test:
>Question 1: A cup of water costs $1.50 in total. The water costs $1.00 more than the cup. How much does the cup cost?
>Question 2: If it takes 5 machines 5 minutes to make 5 widgets, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets?
>Question 3: In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake, how long would it take for the patch to cover half of the lake?
People who get these questions right tend to be more atheistic, and people who answer them wrong tend to be more religious, so:
>Question 4: Are you religious?
Don't be faggots and look up the answers.
25cents
5 mins
47 days
No
$0.25
5 min
47 days
No
>>736116705
50 sents
100 minutes
24
No I'm an atheist
Fuck, i want his warm log slidding down my fuckig throat...
>>736120772
how did this shit come about to be a meme, its odd to want to eat someones shit.
> in b4 "being this new"
>>736120772
We knew that before you posted cancer
Funny Rekt thread
>>736119580
Bump
Moar plez
Dubs decides what I buy
Dildo
A cat.
my rent