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>>736125201
>NOT NO IS YES.

>>736125120
are traps gay?

>>736125120

Stop posting and kill yourself

>>736127539
Bump

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>>736127752

>already had a few drinks and was going back to my room to take a piss.
>she says hi, and I greet her back. She then asks again if I was open minded.
>felt uninhibited and told her we could talk about it in her room.
>she stands there for a few seconds, then gives me a smile.
>we get to her room and she tells me to have a seat.
>then she ask - okay, what is we're going to talk about.
>I start to internally panic, thinking "shit, what have I gotten myself into?"
>few moments past, she's just there in front of me waiting for an answer.
>I don't remember my exact words, but I just told myself "Fuck it".
>told her something like, I was already in a relationship, but I found her attractive and wanted to have sex with her....
>a few moments pass, she sits on top of me, and we start making out.
>took of her shirt, and bathing suit top before remembering I needed to take a piss.
>think to my self "what the fuck do I say now?"
>as we were making out, made eye contact then glance over to the bed.
>she got the hint, and walked over to the bed half naked.
>I on the other hand went the opposite way and went to the bathroom.

Ok

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>>736127834

>noticed that she was surprised, as I went in the bathroom.
>did my business, god-damn sweet release .
>didn't flush thinking the sound would ruin the mood.
>back out while striping down.
>she's laying there waiting.
>I remove her bathing suit bottom.
>her pussy is already dripping wet.
>I had intended to eat her out first, but she starts pulling me up.
>Thought to myself "she wants the D"
>Fucked for about an hour and a half.
>felt like my testicles shrank as I was cumming in her.
>both of us fell asleep from exhaustion.
>she wakes me up at sunrise, told me to get dressed before everyone else wakes up for breakfast.
>my drowsiness went away, as I had creampied her with what felt like a shot glass of cum.
>I ask her if she was on birth control.
>She answers, No. But she was going to drop by the local pharmacy to buy Plan B before breakfast.
>Told her that I'd go with her. Thinking, I should since I came in her - and I didn't want any bastard at this time.
>On the way to the pharmacy, She tells me that she hadn't had sex in a while (a bit near a year), since her last relationship.
>I had propositioned her, in a roundabout way, to be friends with benefits.
>Fast forward to present day - I've married my fiancée, we have 1 baby, I still work in the same office with that cougar.

>>736121763
whats wrong with toe shoes?

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saw this on b

>>736121858
Saw This on b

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>>736122733

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>>736122765

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>>736122839

We'd rather eat massive amounts of food per sitting than look decent

t. all of America

>>736119129

i don't make millions for playing make believe with my unlikely buddy Leo

I'm lazy af

>>736121680
>Already lost like fuck

>>736121680
Why is that supposed to make me nostalgic?

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>>736126835

sharpie in the pooper?

>>736125207
wash your balls by this

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>>736125207
that aint a vial dibshit
>twice-blessed

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>>736125207
splash it in the face of Satan

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>>736126296
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy

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>>736126296
>Queen

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>>736126672
S j w

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>>736127399

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>>736127512
Thank you for making the thread
>>736127530
Cute.
>>736127571
That's a pretty big difference!

>>736124251

Your virginity is safe champ

>>736124332
post your dick and we will tell you

i love ths website.
im your daughter and i masturbate to this stuff

>>736124332
>daughter's
nice try, there's no girls on the internet

>>736117370
hell. seriously it's only good in fantasy. unless you have a very specific penis and a very specific cage and somehow manage to avoid chafing or ball pain, you'll be lucky

>>736117370
Bad.

>>736118191
actually let me correct myself. it's fun for short term foreplay but if you try and go the long term/permanent route you won't last. too many problems will arise