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>>736249172
My cock

>>736249172
Kill yourself so that your father doesn't.

>>736248312
story

Huh?

>>736248404
Fake movie

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THIS IS WHOS BOX KSTEW IS MUNCHING

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I have recently started to develop a love for art. Still very unsure about abstract, though.

>>736245959
It's nice. Undervalued especially in our education system. Pays my bills. Nature is easily more beautiful.

>>736245959
science and mathematics are much more beautiful

SPREAD PUSSY WITH TIMESTAMP

>>736245747
you really need to leave

also saged

>>736245168
feminine penis

>>736244974
Bump

>>736245405
What even is that??

Not a massage parlor but I saw a korean escort a few times. She was early 20s and an easy 9/10. No regrets, was an awesome time.

>>736239282
I go to them for actual massages. They are fucking awesome and really inexpensive. Also you know if its a happy ending place if they don't have signs everywhere that say DO NOT ASK.

HE massage places are great in my experience. So my 1st time /b/ was when I was 36. I work as a tax consultant, I work 9 to 5, most days I have to do over time. I’m over worked, stressed, under paid, and its even shittier at home. I’m married with kids, and my wife fucking hates me, we argue constantly about getting the bills paid. I can't sleep with her any more, I usually sleep on the coach nowadays, and we haven't been intimate in years, at this point in my life I’ve had blue balls for years. Now you may ask well can't you just crank one out when she's out, or while in the restroom? But here's my situation I don't have a smartphone- I have an analogue fucking flip phone (call/text only), the only access to internet I have is through her laptop which I use FOR MY WORK when I’m home. And of course she has porn blocks on (she and I are ‘die hard’ Mormons) to prevent anyone from seeing ‘impurities’, and on top of that I never have any alone time, I’m either getting work in my cubicle, getting bitched by my wife, or playing with my son, my life around me is stress, and work, it got tiring Anons. So while online in the cubicles computer looking for real massages, and stress relief, I run into backpage.com, and then rubmaps, and discovered ‘happy ending’ massages, I needed a release. A fucking release from life around me, and I found it, so I decided to tell the wife that I had a meeting one saturday, and that I’d be busy all day, and was able to be free that saturday. So i drive downtown looking for the massage place, I find it, park discreetly, it looked like a very small closed down store, its sign lit up with ‘open’, and I walk in, it looked like a makeshift lobby, no chairs, but a reception desk, with a bunch of flowers as decorations-

Go to swingers meetings

>>736247663
but she's mine. I don't want inferior cocks to have her.

Why don't you tell her that you're going to fuck other women?

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>>736248025

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>>736249106
"No one knew who I was, until I put on the mask"
- bill clinton 2001

I listen to Meatloaf a lot.

>>736249106
"he's gay -->"

I vote no.

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Do it man seriously

>>736245501
Thanks broski.

>>736243849
what made u this way? did ur dad rape u or something?

>>736243849
Yeah, you're passable if that's really you. If you grow your out like that then it'll look 10x better than a wig.

Need sluttier clothes