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7/10 OP

>>736442647
skinny but good length

boring

>>736449614
Feel free to fuck off to your usual trap threads anon.

>>736449510
if u weren't a faggot u would just dump without waiting for rolls u fuckin cuck

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anyone know her name?

>>736445025
Disciple - slayer

...n..not manly Enough

>>736445025
The Metal - Tenacious D

Puke, then eat the puke

>>736441898
is that john cena?

Play the fucking trumpet cause I can see JOHN CENA! DO DO DO DOOOOO

>>736448404
Wish I was tweaking right now

>>736448404
Hell yeah I'm down for a drug thread. I'm on a week and a half tolerance break (for weed). Can't wait to get back.

>>736449136
Dude weed lmao. At least you have more self control than most retarded stoners

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>>736443448

Any more?

>>736442616
Perfect tit

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On the look out for more of her. Had a really cute smile. Thread got deleted as I was saving :/

Ffs

Hi

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>>736440240
Not like I was going to bed anyways

sup what kind of dan should i be?

>>736437917
kek

>>736444547
>I obviously know who Alex is, so I’m sort of freaking out
>He smiles, stands up, gives me a hug
>This dude hasn’t even seen my resume
>”You ready to fight the good fight, bro?”
>I tell him I’m interested in working in Austin’s journalistic community
>I try to stay far, far away from telling him I want to work for him or his BS site
>He orders us both brisket platters
>”You know, I think you’ve got the mug of an info warrior”
>I just sort of nod, sip on my Sprite
>He asks me all sorts of weird shit - if I’ve ever worked for the government, if I’m gay
>Every two-three questions, he fist bumps me
>”Let me tell you something, Jason, I do put one hundred and ten percent into this fight”
>My name’s not Jason
>Finally, our meals get here
>”Thanks sweetie - we’ll take that in a to-go container”
>I ask Alex where we’re going - I’d imagine his main office, right?
>”I know you said you’d give your life for this fight”
>What?
>”So let me show you the true enemy”

>>736444688
>Alex asks if we can store the food in his car
>I tell him sure, but I don’t have any way to keep it from spoiling
>He tells me there are preservatives on ‘the front lines’ to keep them edible
>Okay
>We start walking down the street
>And walking
>And walking
>It’s like 5 PM, we’ve been walking in silence for near an hour and a half
>I could just say fuck it and leave
>But I also really need a job
>My parents have threatened to kick me out if I don’t find one soon
>So, I trek on
>Finally, Alex just stops alongside a major highway
>”And now…we wait”
>So we do
>For another half an hour
>Finally, a large black van pulls alongside the side of the road
>Alex hops in the passenger seat without saying a word to me
>He pokes his head out the window
>Looks at me
>So I hop in too

>>736444879
>The van keeps going for maybe forty minutes into a small-ass town called Niederwald
>Alex keeps muttering to the driver, a young black guy with glasses, about how scared he is for his family
>Niederwald seems to be mostly grass and the occasional house
>Alex peeks behind to look at me
>”Jason, I read that you consider a major skill to be head-on tackling a problem.”
>That sentence seems astoundingly stupid to me, but I just nod and say “Yeah, definitely”
>Finally, we pull into a dirt road and keep going for maybe twenty minutes
>I’m pretty sweaty, tired
>Chilling with Alex Jones in a black van
>Finally, we stop next to an old bridge
>We climb out, Alex and I, and the van just…drives off
>What the fuck
>”Jason, come help me out here”
>He’s standing over a weird metal hatch, like in Lost
>If you’ve ever seen that show
>I help him open it
>It’s pretty heavy, obviously hasn’t been opened in a long time
>”I bet this is the craziest first day of work you’ve ever had”
>First day of work? The fuck?
>Then, Alex hops down into the opening of this hatch

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Hows it hanging?

>>736438520
extend more

>>736438520
I wish i was hanging of the ceiling

>>736439298
fucking nice

bump for family member creeps

>>736439365
If it makes it better for you, that girl is my sister

>>736439530
is she or are you just saying that

Is the void gonna die?

dont care,
happy that those fags are covered.

WTF. 12k.
Have been away for a week what have I missed?

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>>736442008

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>>736442057