Deutscher Fotzen Faden - Früh Edition
Nur eine Frage:
Was ist der Sinn des Lebens und für was lebt ihr (eure Ziele)
>>736483644
Die Frage stelle ich mir auch sehr oft.
Warum 2 deutschfaden um diese uhrzeit!!??!
moin moin....
>>736484714
Der hier ist besser
yoga pants thread?
>>736485133
Fucking yes please. Bump
Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 827 million dollars from my pervert black uncle who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now
First to roll quads gets 1 million just leave your Paypal
It's party time faggots
>>736491786
Oh look, it's this thread again.
>>736491786
rollon
Going to Burger King later what should I order?
>>736487083
a big Mac
>>736487083
OG Chicken Sandwich or a Whopper
>>736487083
pizza
Dick rate, give honest opinions
7/10
I would suck it (male)
>>736484674
6/10, not a fan of cut cocks.
>>736485006
8/10, Looks yummy
ITT: Useless/oddly specific superpowers.
Super strength, but only while heavily engaged in a pool game.
The ability to thicken your eyebrows on command.
superpower: if people dont share your fb post in 10 seconds their mother dies
>>736488298
The power to make someone's mother die in their sleep when they don't reply to this post.
>>736488362
yeah dude dont let it get in the wrong hands
Rule 34
Cont
>>736489284
>>736490949
Thiccc
Found this pic of my wife with a guy asking for more. Guy about today?
>>736487318
Bump
>>736487318
Nice, I'd cum in your wife
>>736488003
I'd love to watch that.
Chubby/Thick/BBW Asian thread
>>736487227
Dumpin' some I got
>>736487227
Do want!
Who else has a stack like this?
>>736483104
Nobody because like two people still wear the GWOT-E, most everyone else wears the appropriate campaign ribbon.
also nice good cookie fag
Do you recognize my operation inherent resolve campaign ribbon, how do you think I earned the car?
>>736483570
I assumed you were an old motherfucker who didn't know to change your GWOT-E to the Iraq or Afghan campaign medal.
still tho why are you so gay you're posting your stack on 4chan? do you just miss the oohrah or are you a huge pog that somehow got a car?
What are you still doing up, /b/?
>even stays up
>odd goes to bed
don't do me dirty
fuck me
>>736485211
someone tell me a bedtime story please
Hey /b/.
How does it feel to know that even the ugliest oinker can get sex whenever she goddamn chooses while you're forced to jack-off in a sock.
>>736485586
>How does it feel to know that even the ugliest oinker can get sex whenever she goddamn chooses
Ehhhh I'd say that's going a little far.
>>736485586
Now I could go out tomorrow night and get my dick sucked and sat on by some Asian bitch from tinder, but what's the fun in that? No challenge, no chase, no personality. Sex with somebody you have a real connection with, that shit is good. Sex with strangers is kinda overrated.
What's her name? She used to post on Reddit a lot
zoinks scoob
>>736487103
Holy fucking shit, who is she?
10/10 would impregnate and mistreat.
>>736487103
>>736487325
ITT: We poorly describe videogames and other anons try to figure them out. I'll give a few to start.
Zombies in a mall.
You are shot into the sky to kidnap a girl from a bunch of sky racists.
Grappling hooks and explosions.
You escape from zombie jail to save the land of the undead by dying over and over again.
Your dad leaves your home and your girlfriend's dad tries to kill you, so you leave to look for your dad.
You and your imaginary friend try to stop WWIII by shooting the Russians in Vietnam.
"You escape from zombie jail to save the land of the undead by dying over and over again."
Dark souls ?
"Zombies in a mall."
Dead rising ?
"Grappling hooks and explosions."
Just cause 3 ?
>>736488510
Yes, yes, and yes.
>>736487470
Bioshock infinite and black ops 1
Pics you saved from other anons to fap folder
>>736488703
guau muy deliciosa