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>>>/pol/
Or are they too mean to retarded crypto kike shills?

>>736615217
Quit crying snowflake

>>736614923
They edited voter rolls and accessed private information. In 1 county out of 3142.

There is no evidence of vote tabulation manipulation, no evidence of impediment to voters as a result of this data infiltration.

>>736615218

"Muh dick much dick muh dick"

>>736615218
thats one worn out bitch. like throwing a hotdog in a tunnel.

>>736615218
>"big dicks hurt!!"
Fuck you, they do. Like a god damn bitch.

>>736618363
kill the nigger bitch for trespassing

call animal control

>>736618363
Politely put a blanket over her and sleep on the couch bevause im not a degenerate like you pieces of shit

U can read her lips lmao

>>736616166

she wants it, look at the way she's looking at it

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>>736618004

>>736618065
more of her enjoying dick

I'll pity your thread

>>736606149
Hydraulic penis.

>>736606197
but where does it go? drill through the thing?

First, look for the access panel. You might need a flat head screwdriver or maybe even a hex key to get it open.

If all else fails, just call tech support, and hope you get an Indian guy. They've been in bed with the robot overlords for decades. Literally in bed with them.

>>736609728
You can afford drugs but not dental care?
This sounds like an America!

If you cant fix it then pull it out asap

>>736609941
3$ for a week of pills
Hundreds of dollars for a dentist visit

Yeah America is great

>>736609728
Switch to Tramadol, and go see a dentist asap

Now introducing "We got named by 4chan"

The Ron Perlman experience

>>736612380
Breddy gud

>>736609263
>Follows me around like a puppy for a few weeks; we did nothing since then
>He starts talking to a girl I knew in HS; he assumed I didnt want him after the pant creaming
>Start to get jelious as fuck, tell her to fuck off; She does, but warns him about me
>I'm not going to let him get away, time to take out the big guns
>Ask to come over to his dorm room to watch a movie, he agrees
>We watch Road Trip; I pin him again, but move slowly this time
>Undress him, and fuck him. He nuts pretty quickly again
>Turns out I took his v-card; he asks to date and I agree
>Hes got a smallish dick, but manage to turn him into an ace muff diver over time
>Feeling pretty good about myself, starting to get a bit smug
>Tell a friend I have him wrapped around my little finger
>She tells some of her friends, it eventually makes it back to him
>Damage Control time; I need to get him away from his friends and only around me
>Start trying to control the situation. Start gaslighting him, etc.
>Eventually get his ICQ and email passwords
>Delete emails from friends, etc; start making him into a flake
>He's feeling 10x more insecure now
>Eventually he's only got one friend, someone from IRC and not local
>We spend nearly 24/7 togeather; I'm only gone when I have to go home to parents
>He eventually asks to meet my parents
>My parents are crazy catholic; we have a 6ft cross in the living room FFS
>Shits awk as fuck now

cont

>>736609322
>Damage Control time again, offer a 3some to show him I'm not crazy
>Tell him my 16 y/o coworker is into him (shes not, she doesnt know)
>Set up fake email so he can "talk to her"
>I need to somehow get this under my control again
>Reading his ICQ messages one day
>His last remaning friend was asking "Still diggin' the Russian hole?"
>They appearantly had a convo where they talked about the colour of my nips, pussy lips, etc
>See this as my chance to reign this shit back in so he's under my control again
>Whisper to him in class I have a surprise for him
>Back in the dorm, undress him, tie him to a chair, get him all horny
>Whisper in his ear "Lost your chance to dig this hole any deeper"
>Call him an asshole at the top of my lungs, swing open his dorm room door, and leave
>Appearantly his neighbours had to untie him, but not before a few got some pics, and came up with a nickname for him
>Later that night I call him, pretending I'm getting fucked by some rando dude (it's really just my gay friend from work making noises)
>B tries to ignore it, hangs up over an over, but eventually breaks down
>Dudes bawling his eyes out, begging for em to take him back
>Bam, I've got him riegned back in. I make him cut contact with his last friend, and tell him the 3some is off
>I realize I need backup plans to ensure I can manipulate him back should something else go sour

cont

>>736609374
>Convince him to do kinky things; we record and photograph it
>Now I have pictures of him with dildos in his ass and mouth, wearing my panties, etc
>I can blackmail him at anytime
>Keep the relationship in a neckhold for MONTHS
>One time make him have sex while on the phone with his parents
>Eventually get tired of lame sex, even though I makde him into worlds best pussy eater
>Start fucking around on him; feel like I control the fucking world
>End of second year, he goes home to his family for the summer while I stay in town
>Some of the dudes I was fucking on the side tell him I'm cheating; he's furious, tells me its over
>Damage Control Time!
>I think I'm perfect since I have photos/videos of him, and emails where he's trying to fuck a teen, etc
>Threaten him with this shit

cont

First 10 to drop their IDs get any game they want

>>736615201
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198321057531/

prob troll but owell

>>736615201
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lordebyron
nonary games

>>736608232
>turn in CNN

jesus christ

>>736608383
Shut the fuck up nazi

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>Antifa claims to be 'anti-facist'
>Acts like facists
>Spouting shit about starting a civil war

>mfw patiently waiting for the millenial uprising.

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>>736613481
gib pls

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>>736613841