Hey /b/,
Thinking of becoming an hero soon.
Age 28. Both of my parents died in a car wreck this February. They were my only friends and I'm a typical loser who was living with them.
The bank is letting me pay their mortgage until the estate closed. The life insurance money is almost gone paying for the funeral stuff and their debts (if I didn't, they would have taken the house).
My girlfriend moved in with me to try to make me feel better and now we fight all the time and I think she hates me. She gets drunk and hits me and screams at me.
I was planning on going back to school for something I was passionate about, but I have no money.
And now I have no family and no friends along with no money and no hope.
So I'm thinking either hanging myself from the bridge, or using either a shotgun or a .44mag to the head. Part of me worries about where to do it because I don't want somebody to find the body and get traumatized.
What do you think, /b/? Call the cops first and let them know, so I can do it right when they show up and minimize the risk of ruining somebody else's life? Maybe another approach that won't leave as much of a mess?
>inb4 livestream it, I don't even have a smartphone
>>737119825
Yeah, the idea of calling the cops sounds like your best bet.
>>737119825
Make your bitch of a girlfriend scrub the bathroom until it sparkles, and then when she's done go in and yell "you missed a spot" just before shooting yourself in the head
Tell your gf how you feel. Do something together to build your relationship back up and try to focus on the good things in your life.
Make a plan of what you can control with an aim to making your life better. Keep striving towards that goal and you'll feel better soon after.
Don't kill yourself. Plus, remember cops are people too.
Pics you promised delete
New Faye thread
>>737119680
Will he resign first or suffer the indignity of impeachment? At least he's no longer in power.
The jews at youtube are again trying to push their political agenda on to us
what will /b/ do about this
>>737119089
Tell them that we remember the 6 millions.
>>737119089
https://youtu.be/uem7QFp0uKY
I want to convert some non-haters of jewish folk to haters of jewish folk.
maybe a bit of radicalization too
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Krissy Lynn or Jewel Denyle
>>737117982
All time is probably Isis Love.
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I know this is the worst possible place to ask this but I thought maybe some of you have dealt with this before.
Had sex with a random girl 2 nights ago, no condom, and no my whole body aches, I feel sick as fuck, and my throat is red and hurts. However I have also been really wasted drunk like all week and my friend just thinks it's withdrawls from alcohol. Am I fucked /b/?
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>>737117790
I like latinas.
>>737117741
The flu maybe?
Steam thread.
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>>737113576
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I've finally decided to end it all. Roll a 49 and I will link you to my cam so you can watch me do it live.
Proof?
You're really stupid seriously there's more to life then attention
go get your your hair first.
Ylyl
Only things you've lost to
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Hey /b/ bored at work and looking at conspiracy theories but I've seen most of the typical shit
Help me find some new shit
Pic unrelated
bump for theories
The Holocaust
>>737110989
what about it
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Lampost r34 ideally.
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>>737117588
>>737117680
Star vs forces of evil
>>737117733
I am dubs
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>>737116533
Is this you op?
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>>737114309
Vegetables meat fruit walk and walk and walk
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>>737114309
Be active... dumb fuck
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