>Walk into your home
>You find Riley Reid standing there
How do you react to this peculiar discovery?
>Mag dump
>Reload
>Conduct a room-by-room search for any other home invaders
If anyone comes into my home uninvited, they leave in a bodybag.
>>737256220
hand her a life time subscription to Proactive skin care
>>737256220
Look around because she is probably with some big nigger
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.
What if I do?
because i have a boyfriend
I can be happy with myself much more that with a girl at the moment
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: :shrug:
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
>Yui claimed now and forever
Claim
Claim
s/fur
floof and stuff!
I'm sure /b can do better than an AI
http://www.iflscience.com/technology/ai-trying-to-design-inspirational-posters-goes-horribly-and-hilariously-wrong/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
>>737256109
>technoLOGy
>>737256109
Punctuation isn't it's strong point
how much of a BISEXUAL are you, /b/?
100%
>>737256208
Everyone is. How much? Depends on the person.
If you think you're 100% straight or 100% gay, you've been brainwashed.
>>737256311
dubs wins
CELEB THREAD
circular edition
>Ameritards will defend this
>>737258025
Piss off eurocuck
>>737258025
Sure, we'll defend patriotism, even silly gestures like this. But if this is just to advertise a sale, then fuck that.
lol being an American, I have trouble believing this is real...
but then again.... it is america... people have done dumber shit in a wal-mart.
Sluts who belong to /b/ now
Hunger Games Thread Simulator #1 (Keep The Streak Going Edition)
First 48 Tributes with a Name and Picture are in to kill each other dead.
Code I'm using: zYZHwCg5 (Columbine).
Cutecerola
my little edgefag
Momiji
Why does he pretend to be a Christian?
>>737253997
all Christians pretend to be christian
I think thats the point
The same reason Obama said he was Christian. America is full of retarded Jesus freaks.
>>737253997
Same reason you pretend to care
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmwao333mSs
The year is 24XX:
Earth has become an uninhabitable wasteland. In a last ditch effort to preserve the human race, a capital ship is launched with a small sample of Earth's expansive population. Due to scarce resources aboard the century long expedition to the next habitable planet, genetic cloning/reproductive licensing will extremely limited, meaning sex and will be reserved for only an exclusive portion of the population, as well as cloning a new body for your mind as you age.
Singles: Perish on Earth
Dubs: Ticket to board the capital ship
Trips: Reproductive license (sex/cloning)
Quads: Cloning license (Immortality)
Trips?
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
>>737254190
Fuck
Look at my cat.
Look at her.
ok
>>737252153
Thank you.
I'll take a look too.
Take back the holy land of /b/ from these blasphemous infidels
lo brethren I am with you
i am a fully committed blasphemous infidel, screaming "shes hot" in every trap thread, but honestly i fucking love this meme guys
My brothers, we stand together.