GF is pregnant
quads name my first child.
GO
Donald
>>737471641
Cecil.
>>737471641
I am a raging faggot who licks farts from nigger asses
Pics you saved from other threads
Post your favorite cum and cock tributes you've made or saved.
Bonus points if you have the original photo of the girl
>>737462864
Pokemon thread
>>737463760
>>737464449
when they said or act like a whore they lose all of their cuteness and this kill my dick
Alright /b/
I fucked up
>been dating girl over a year
>Cute, chubby, funny, genuinely awesome
>Live together with pets and shit
>She enjoys the same vile things as I do
>Be last week
>She wants to go see some shitty band I'm not interested in
>She gives me an out
>"If you're not interested I can get Stacie to come, you probably won't like them"
>Stacie is pregnant and no fun at a bar
>"Yeah I'll go"
>I get increasingly drunk at the show
>First two bands are garbage
>Doing drunk asshole shit
>Gf is visibly upset
>Main band gets on stage
>Only 2 people from the band doing acustic shit
>Bug her enough that she finally leaves and starts to get an Uber
>I'm pissed she made me come to this shit
>Start calling her a loser and shit
>I really thought you were cooler than that
>She's actually the coolest girl I've ever met and I want to wife her one day
>She sits down and starts crying while she gets the uber
>Silent Uber ride home.
>Get home and I'm mad she's pissed at me.
>Fighting for like 20 minutes
>Keep saying that I thought she was cooler
>Call her a loser like 80 times
>She goes to bed crying
>First time she's gone to bed without me
> She usually passes out on her chair beside me until I wake her up and we go to bed
>Always thought it was annoying until that moment.
>Mfw she gave me an out
>I go to bed later and apologise for like 10mins
>She's actually been pretty cheery all week
>Today she says something about her being a loser
>She's never talked down about herself in the little over a year we've been dating
>Tell her she's not a loser and all that
>Says something about being drunk and honest.
>She goes to work
>I send her a message saying sorry and shit
She sends me pic related (conversation with her friend from just before we started dating, about me)
Mfw I confirmed her one insecurity because I chose to go to a show I didn't want to go to, even though she said I didn't have to go.
What do /b/?
>>737466094
fug!
Meh, you should remember how little you matter to those other than her, and then be thankful that someone in this world actually gives a shit about you.
>>737466495
I am thankful and don't want to lose that one person.
g/fur
Be honest: would you have sex with a girl who has a dick for $50,000?
>>737462563
Would be impossible, a girl couldn't have a penis, that would be a guy with tits.
wouldn't have to pay me, I'd do it for free
Girls don't have a penis dumbass
Ask a Schizophrenic anything. I may take a while to reply sometimes, be patient!
Free (you)s for all posters!
little girls are the best, OP
>>737462839
>little girls are the best, OP
Yes, they are.
Bump with a schizo doodle
oi /b, do i look more like a trap with emo makeup on?
>inb4 orbiters
>>737467344
Yes. Yes, you do.
>>737467344
You look fine af
>>737467344
Ehh faggot
s/fur kinda often
post mufugger
THEYRE LAUGHING BROS G/FUR IS LAUGHING
Anyone want to see badasscassfit_ nude
>>737467678
oui
>>737467678
post it or don't it won't make a difference
>>737467678
Yes!!
Your task:
Stick your dick in here and fuck till you bust a nut. Once accomplished, you will receive a cash reward in the amount of $800
Do you do it?
Why the fuck not.
I fuck it
Daily Most Enjoyable Berserk Thread.
Join us as we read through the series from start to finish! Chapter 122 tonight
It's not porn, but it's still pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4
Links to read Berserk online:
http://www.mangareader.net/96/berserk.html
http://mangasee.co/manga/?series=Berserk
http://www.evil-genius.us/
Links to Berserk torrent:
http://bakabt.me/162057-berserk.html
http://bakabt.me/164536-berserk-720p-bluray-yellow-flash.html
https://nyaa.si/view/160046
https://nyaa.si/view/904356
It's a manga that's been running for 20+ years now, and it's pretty incredible. One of the things that's most interesting about it, is that the author has basically reinvented himself in his style several times throughout the series, while still keeping it true to its roots. During the first 10 volumes (referred to collectively as the "Golden Age" arc), it's basically gritty 80s style manga of purely dark medieval warfare, becoming borderlined historical fiction. but in volumes 11-12+ literally hell opens up and pours itself onto earth evil dead style but in a completely serious manner. Over the next ~5 volumes you have every bit of bad in his world corrupted and risen to full blown demonic rape-fests; corrupt priests burning everyone at the stake, packs of roving goblins kidnapping women, raping and impregnating them to make more monsters, an evil god-emporer who tries to take over the world etc. It then turns into a traditional swords/sorcery fantasy where Guts assembles a team of rag-tag heroes to destroy the five God Hands of hell, one of whom was his best friend and rival during the Golden Age.
Everyone in the thread is civilized until someone rolls trips, then all hell breaks loose.
How is everyone doing tonight?
Amazingly how about you kind sir
>>737464978
Pretty damn good.
>>737464978
Wonderful that you're having that type of day, sir.
Hunger Games Thread?
Give me 24 souls, no dupes.
Gordon ramsey
>>737466453
Fat fuck
Megumi