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FB/IG fap thread. cont.

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how do you beat depression ?

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I have 157$ in my steam wallet. Feeling generous today.

Just comment the game that you want then ill add you if youre the person that deserves the game.

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Hunger Games
>36 enter 1 survives
Let's do this

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u mad meat boi?

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/B/ro's I just got done reading a feels tread and now I am really sad. Can we have a happy thread plz.

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Meat-eaters, how does it feel to know there's an entire group of individuals who are better individuals than you are? Meet vegans. They are better than you.

They understand their food better. They understand the basic principles of ethics better. They know how the factory farm system works better than you. They understand the pros and cons of eating meat (including fish and chicken) because with tofu you avoid all sorts of health problems. They can probably cook, too, since following a vegan diet vastly limits your options (and this really pisses you off, since cooking was one thing you always wanted to do but could never really find any reason not to stuff your face with fast-food.) Oh, and they probably know meat better than you, too, since most advanced PETA vegans these days are ex-carnivores and ex-vegetarians users who managed to love the environment years ago when it was much less "popular."

At this point, a confident individual would admit to himself that he has a lot to learn about PETA and the environment in general, but since you have too much testosterone to do that you eat a hamburger, go to restaurants and keep repeating to yourself "at least I have friends. At least I can go out to dinner with people without being a dick." You're also probably very pleased about being able to eat whatever you want... because KFC or McDonald's have somehow managed to convince you that their greasy cruelty-encumbered food is healthy and taste is the most important thing to consider.

At this point you probably rationalize "well everyone I know is a carnivore, so I'm just going with the status quo!" as if that legitimizes your participation in cow genocide, or that becoming a vegan forces you to lose all taste for meat entirely.

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Y͆oͫ͗̊ü̉̃ ͭ̀̃ͭ̚wͤ͂ͧ̓͐̚illͪͦ͊ ͮ̓ͧ̒̀b̊̂̾ͨͭ̚e̎ v̓̐͗i̒̋ͬs̄ͮͬ̓̾i͆t̾e͒̉ͯͮd̉̆ͯͦ̋ tǒ̇ͩ̋ͭ͗n͂̎͋̐͐i̽̎ͮ̆̿gh̉̒ͫͤ̋t̊͌͛ ̂̃́͋͂͂̒á͆̔ͫ͒ͫtͯ̏̊͆́͐̃ 3̒ͯ͊̎:ͣ̏̋ͧͤͤ3ͬ̿3̓ͯ͗̌͊ͣ̈́ ͂ͣ̃͊͒̇a͌ͭ̑.ͪ̍̓m͋͊.́̀̇ͦ ͫ͐̀̊̇̾̏by̋̽ ̔ͬaͧ̽̾̓ ́͋̆̀̍ͣẏ̍ͯouͧ̽̊̃n̊ͬ̂͛͗g̀͑̈́͋͑̌̌ ͨͦ̊̓̈́ͧ̋g̽̽̓iͦ̌̄rͧl̿̿̃̚ s͑ͪͫ̂͆tͧͯ̒̃̓ͤa͛͒n̾̓̐̂di̓͆̔̓̋̾nͪ͗g ̎ȁ͐͆͑ẗͧ̐ ͮtͩ͊̌ͭ̆̍h̒ͤͣ͌ͦe̔̓ͯ͑ͯ ͦëͤ̓̒d̿ͬ̽g͌̾̏ͨ̓ê͋ͫ̃̒ ̋̈̏o̓ͣ̌ͤ̿̀f͐ͭ͗ͤͩ̂ͬ yͣ͋̑ͭo̽̚ūr ̔̽ͤbͮedͩͯͤs͋̆͋̋̋ĩͪ̿̓ͤdͬ͑̀̌͒͗̚eͧ.̒̂̚ Sͮ̂̌h̓̄̒̂ͬe͋ͫ̈́̒ w͗ͧ̀̾i̊͑ll͛͗ ͂̄͋̑wͧ͛̽h͑̆̓̒ï̈ͦ͂̄̒͌s̃pͭerͦ̀̃ ͌̍̾͌uͭ̄͒n̽̎k̊noͯ̂ͩw͗̈́̐n̊ͦ̓̊͒͗̌ ̉ͧ̈ͬsͭa͛͌̄yͦ̾iͤͬ͗ͤ̈́̌̚n̊̊̇̉̚ğ̑̆ͮ̆s iͨ̀n̍̾t̊ͮ̊̋̽͆ͩo͛͌ y̽͌ỏͨ̃̌̇̚u͂̽̽͆͐r̓ͭ̐̃̽̏̿ ͤ͌̓eͧ͑̈́a̎̿̃̑̋̑ṙ̀͐̆ͯ̾͂.̔ͦͪ̀ͩ͛.̑̀ͧ.š̽̓hͦ̌̐̋e̾̏̏̎ ͪ̿̏ͭi͐͆̎̉s̃ͧ͒̔͂ͬ̍ ̈́̍̌̑̀̚nͮ̒̍ͦͪo̓ͣ̾ͧṫ̇ ͭt́̇h̉͋͗eͦ͗͒̿͊̿ͩr̔e͂̒̾ͨ̂ ̂ͬ͊͆̓t̾̍óͣ̽ c̀̓o͆̒m͛ͧ̀̏̓ͩ͋for̒t̀͆ͮ̂ ͊ͦ̂ͦyo͒ǘͭ.͊ͧ̀ ͬ̄͋̔͗ͨT̽ͣͦoͪ͒̃ͭ̊͋ͤ ͋͊ͣ͑p̂ͩ̊r̓̉̂̈́eͨv̋̊̊eͬnͬͦ̑tͪ̌̈́̒̋ ̃ͯ̽̃̈́̆̐ẗ̔h̆̿ͤï̎̇̑ͧ̂̓sͫ͐ͤ͆ ͌f̒͑͆ͫͦrͭ̀̆̃̇o͒̌̎̚m͊̆̌ͩ͌ͯ ̀͒̂́h̔̂͆ȃ̌̄̑̔̔̽p̃̃̍pͬ̈ͭ̌̔èͤ͋ͤ̿̊nͨ̎ͦ͛ͪ̒̆i͋ͪ͌̆̇n̆gͫͤ͑ ͫ͊̚yͧőu ͊mͦͯ̈͊u̎͆̉͌͒s͆̽t͊͒͛̓͐ ̾ͮ̎̋̀̉̚r̾͆ͯe͂̍͌ͭͦ̋p̌̿ͧ͐̎l̒̉ͨ̇ͬy͐͒̇ ͒̍̆͌ͫt̿̀ͮ̏̚̚o̿ͩͧ͛͐̎ ͤ̌t͛h́ìͪ̈́̍͗͑s͐ ͪ̃̿ͮṫ͌̀ͦͬ̆̈h͂͑̇́r̾͐̐̈́ͪ̿̏e̒̀a͊d̆͋̓ͣͧ.̾̏

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Dear /b/ I have had quite a week. I met up with four different dudes the other day and let them come in my pussy. The other night, a slug crawled into my house so I let it crawl around on my genitals. Tomorrow I'm going to let another man creampie me.

Please call me a slut in the comments.

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>enter your room late at night
>see this on your bed
>wat do?

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Hey /b/
I feel like shit help me out.
Earlier this year I met a girl, she was cute but not much more, only about a 6.5/10.

Before we get any further, I'm a Jehovah's witness, those guys who knock on the door asking about Jesus or whatever.
We follow certain rules there's a lot of things we can't do, but the significant thing here is that we aren't really allowed to date outsiders.

When I first met her she was just another girl, it was apparent that she was really attracted to me but I just didn't feel the same.

She was persistent so I eventually gave in, its not like I didn't have an attraction to her, it just wasn't as strong as hers for me.

Another important thing here is that I'm 18, I still live at home with very strict parents, they trusted me a lot at this point so I got away with a lot of things later on.

One day she grows the balls to ask me how I feel about her, she tells me she's insane attracted to me and it's been going on for a while, I already knew by that point but I pretended to be surprised,
I thought I could just make her happy, she had grown to be a good friend by this point so I give it a try.

Surely but slowly I became closer and closer to her, every day that went by she seemed more appealing to me. I told her that my parents couldn't find out about us yet, so a lot of things we did we had to keep it a secret.

Weeks go by, then months. One day I got brave and invited her over while my parents werent around, we constantly texted each other for so long, she's always bothering at this point to cuddle with me, why not? I wouldn't mind that either.

She comes over and we spend hours just in my room, we didnt do anything dirty, I was still a virgin, I knew that we could have done anything there but I just wanted to be passionate with her, we just played there and hugged and kissed for a long time and cracking jokes. I had never felt such a feeling before, it was that day I fell in love with her.

She made me so happy, we were perfect together

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Does being shot hurt badly? (duh)

What does it feel like?

What do I expect when it happens?

If I am to be shot, where will I most likely be shot for maximum lethality in an active combat situation?

Will people think a paintball gun is real and shoot?

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The average black man dick is eight inches while the average white man is five, the tallest people on earth are a sudanese African tribe even the women is an average six foot, the most intelligent people on earth are the Nigerians they are doing better than even the Asians, the best athletes in the world are black they dominate rugby, soccer, American football' base ball, tennis and golf you name it oh and we've taken formula one so just bow down to the black kings it also takes six white man to take down one black man just get over it there is nothing you can do about the fact that God made black men strong.

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My ears are gross and produce a ton of dark, thick wax. This is all from one ear, a week after I last cleaned it. What the fuck, /b/tards? Anyone else have nasty ass ears?

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Any of you other lonely faggots feel like chatting with a depressed brother to help pass some of this endless expanse of time before death?