Friends you fap to thread 2.0
>>738010073
Yes! More of her
a friend
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>>738002146
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>737996158
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claiming best girl.
claim
>>738007558
Nah I stopped playing after I heard xerexes talking about a crew census
g/fur
NEW CELEB THREAD
fap, discuss, cum tribute
>>738009254
Fapfics featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3
Check them out please:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195/
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7794544
You can post a review without an account necessary so I'd appreciate it if you did
Other stories to look through
King of the Hill:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094067
Recess:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094035
Scooby Doo:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094223
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094224 (Same story but futa)
Weekenders:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094327
Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter three)
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340
>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195
Mortal Kombat:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futa)
Rule 34 request thread, pick anything you'd like just be specific
dumps could come in 5 - 10 depending on how busy, if you requested something and I get lost feel free to ask again
Samurai jack emoji
>>738009191
No problem
>>738009225
How tall are you guys? I'm 4'9"
>>738004677
gonna need you to timestamp a tapemeasure for me OP
>6'8"
5'11
I'm close enough to 6' to fool the girls on tinder who require 6 feet but I'm short enough to feel bad about myself
I can't find my tape measure rn but this was taken last year? I must be read the tape measure wrong. I'll try to take new pic once I find it
I just got kicked out of my illegally converted garage in a mayor city. What are my rights? I've paid the rent on time for the past 4 yrs, and I have the personal check records to prove it.
Out of nowhere my landlord wants me out by next month? WFT can I do? I pay $700 a month which I know is below market value. What can I do?
this shitty garage is illegal for sure. A deathtrap according to legal documents.
>>738005185
Burn that bitch down.
>>738005185
Sue the landlord for even letting you live in a garage. Say that you had no knowledge that it was poorly converted and dangerous. Also get some doctors to tag on some medical problems on you from mold or asbestos.
Get rich.
What city? Some cities have strong tenant protections, like Chicago's Residential Landlord Tenant Ordinance. Other cities (especially in the South) are more landlord friendly and give tenants no extra rights beyond what they negotiate in their lease contract.
How autistic are you anon? Post test results
aspergerstestsite . com/75/autism-spectrum-quotient-aq-test/
(Remove spaces before and after ".")
Borderline?
My score
I got a 9. What's wrong with you all?
How do you deal with wanting to fuck other women in a long term relationship? I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years now and I can't go a day without wanting to start binge-sleeping with sluts.
Context:
>be me
>can't talk to women
>somehow land myself a girlfriend
>find out I have a big aesthetic dick & not ugly
>finally develop my confidence
>feel like I've missed my chance to be single
>don't want to break up because my gf is actually amazing and I know i'll get sick of the sluts and want something real
I could never physically cheat on my gf - but it got to the point where I started making craigslist ads, using snapchat/tinder/kik just to see how many sluts I could fuck if I wanted to.
Gone through multiple cycles of guilt and deleted most of my best wins, finally swore off it for good but have some wins to post still to bump the thread.
>>738009088
>>738009171
Just fap, better to have a masturbation addiction which will eventually lower your sex drive if you start having testicular problems.
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ Vormittags-Edition
>Fragen stellt ihr
Kulturloses Pack. Nennen eine Ketwurstmaschine "Hot-Dog-Maker". Ketwurst ist kein Hotdog! Da geht sie hin, die deutsche Kultur...
Kiki da?
Jes here.
Just got back home, thinking about go for a walk and buy some cigarette. Of course with my thong on.
Any more kinky ideas ?
>>738008319
yeah, get a fucking fetlife and go away
>>738008319
Time-stamp
>>738008319
I just got here but your pic interested me. Get me up to speed please.
Faces of /b/ thread. Rate out of 10.
>>738005112
8/10
>>738005112
Show daddy your boipussy
hi i look like shit here rate
Wwyd thread, replies get replies.
>>738006912
I would give her a chromosome
>>738006912
Start by fucking her tits then move onto fucking her mouth before I blow my load all over face
I need that redhead/blonde/brunette tattooed girl back.