Hey /b/, I like you am a pedophile. I've known it for as long as I can remember. About 5 years ago I was V& and my family found out. I was a freshman in college, so my whole school also knew.
I was not charged (I delete after fap), and afterward I felt this huge sense of relief. My private sin was no longer private. They all knew how I felt about little girls. I was not shunned, but I'm not left alone with kids anymore. They probably say things behind my back. Whatever. It's all out there now, and besides, there are SO many of us.
Any of you /b/ pedos been V&. What was your experience like?
Or have any of you been caught any other way? Like looking at porn by someone? Anybody you know.... know?
Nobody??
My ex gf was a prostitute from Ukrainian and married an old American man for a green card. he ass fucked her for 8 years. wanna see her damaged butthole?
um, yes?
Yup.
Ill take the bait
Ok, so I live in PA and my house is full of ants. My bedroom is in the attic (basically 3rd floor) and those fucks are even abundant up here.
They've been biting me nonstop and my pasty ass is itchy as fuck constantly.
So, 2 questions here, best way to get rid of the fuckers, and best way to make the bites stop itching.
And don't say some shit like "o jizz works", because I don't have any source of that
>>738108810
>And don't say some shit like "o jizz works", because I don't have any source of that
Tits or GTFO
Ant chalk, boom
>>738108910
I can assure you, you don't want to see them
TIME TO ROLL
Oh fuck
>>738113099
I AM TRUE WIZARD
>>738113099
Rolli
Trips and I'll go outside and throw a banana at my neighbors window
>>738112797
Bump
>>738112797
Bump again
>>738112797
Do it, fuck face.
YLYL
In honor of comedy, avoid posting shit that just got posted tonight. Thanks for joining us tonight Bill!
>>738111148
Why, you didn't like the last thread?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you and owl?
Haha
Pls laugh
Your favourite game of all time.
Go!
>Not liking the Gamecube version better.
I never got past the part where you had to hide from the dragon though.
>>738111950
playstation 2 is the best selling console of all time
>>738111950
Your thinking of a different game fag
hello comrades faces of /b/ thread
you look like the type of nigga who would fuck a man in the ass and not have the courtesy to give him a reach around
>>738109525
Dude you're just a shitty ethnic version of me.
>>738110323
>>738109525
go fuck eachother
Post your rare lolis /b/
bop
You have been granted 6 inches that you can spend between increasing height and increasing penis size.
What are you going to spend it on and why?
one for my dick
two for my height
and i dont know the last three for my index finger or something
>>738111230
Throw 1 inch on that donger to get up to 7.5 and the rest on height because shortfuck compared to Amazonians in my town (5'8")
1 for my height and the other 5 on my leg hair
animated r34
what level thicc we looking for?
>Okay kid you get one wish, what is it?
To be a Nigger
>>738110794
a nice cock
Remove all traces of islam and all who practice it from existance
amateur blowjob thread. Post that OC
My ex
Kik sl00ts thread
Send all girls to dabucketoftruth I have gotten wins before
Kaclements
Lizzy_walk
Hard to get. Kind of a bitch
bluzeen
Jasmine Hinkle Rogers
Houston, Tx
>>738102000
Have you seen the refraction in those glasses? The bitch has coke bottle bottoms on her face.
>>738102000
Trips demand ass
>>738102000
love those small titties