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>>738124564

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Only sometimes.

>>738124608
nice tits

>>738124214
si companero

do it nigger

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yes nigger

>>738117666
I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>738117967
I FUCKING HATE YOU

I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>738119080
Yo da fuk

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>>738119080

i struggle with viewing the female asshole as sexy or revolting. its right there next to the pussy. i have always wondered how guys dont loser their boner thinking about a girls shitbox while they are pounding her from behind.

shit litterally flows out of there like a volcano.

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im interested in farming ones btw, i live on a small farm and ive been interested in multiplying my personal output through small livestock such as rabbits and chickens

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGt8ecxf3Co


,

I think women are valuable actually

That edge might cut your ass op

>>738120551
He didn't say they were not valuable.
Maybe he gets sexual gratification from woman rekt threads like me but still find them valuable.

now this he wasnt a bad guy, and looking back on it, he was prob friends with them to protect him self

>7th grade goes on
>makes no friends whole year]
>gets shit kicked out of me regularly
>parents dont care but i love them anyway
>school dosent care
>literlly my daily scheldule for 7th grade was go to school, not talk to anyone, get my shit kicked in, go home, then go to room and just sit and listen to music

okay and thats 7th grade summed up for me, and i know reading it is short, but please just >be me for a moment, think about living that daily schedule, exepecilly when going thru puberty,
like my biggest social interaction was eating diner

>8th grade starts
>changed school building from 7th to 8th, but same distric with same people
>day 1
>starts to repeat 7th grade schedule
>meets mexican dude
> false naming him J for easiness
>hang out with J at lucnh
>he plays trombone so we talk about music
>he dosent really listen to any, but stuff like eminem and daft punk
>i have a lot of music to talk about casue thats all i did
>A7X, lamb of god, slayer, motorhead, metallica
>gets him interested
>we swap songs to listen to, i gave hime kill em all and master of puppets by metallica
>he just gave me songs
>i didnt listen to any of his songs
>he comes in next day
>holy shit anon, i fucking love this
>invites me over to his house
>we jam out to metallica all day long
>is a mile walk from his house to mine
>i have to go home
>he volenteers to walk me home
>o
>blasts "disposable heros" while walking down a hill
>we are both screeching alog
>"YOU WILL DO, WHAT I SAY, WHEN I SAY, BACK TO THE FRONT"
Pt.2

>becomes best friends
>spend all of our time together cause we have no one else but eachother (no homo)
>he also usesd to know how to play the bass but stopped cause borring
>inspires me to want to learn to play guitar
>parents say no
>oh whale
>become literly the same person, like we were inseperable
>one day he deecids to prank me
>"hey anon come over to my house, we can play vidya (we always played MKx)
>sure
>walks all the way to his hosue
>he isnt home
>what the heck
>i call him
>he pranked me
>mfw i walked 2 miles for nothing


okay so 2 months through 8th grade thats all that really happens, we still best friends
so J had talked about this one dude he knew named juan. he was short fat mexican kid and was 2 years younger than everyone else.


>we hung out one day
>he talked about how he fingered and fucked this one girl and how she was so hot but she was kinda crazy
>call bs
>he gives me her number to call and ask her to prove it
i wish this never happened, this is where my life went to shit
> calls her
>she gets embaresd and hangs up
>i think nothing of it and think we wont ever talk again
>me, j, and juan all go home
> she texts me
>"why did you call me and ask that, who are you anyways"
> "o my name is anon and im one of juans friends, he was bragging about everything you guys did"
>expalin all of the stuff he said they did
>she says that they daited for a week and that he had a micro penis
>kek
>"well my name is ryah, and i think we have english together"
>i never payed attention in school cause ik it was only 8th grade and didnt matter
>she was an A student while i had F's in every class
>we start genuienly talking
>like it was a normal conversation but texting, like there was no motive behind it, and she didnt want anything, she was just genuienly curious
> talk until 2 in the morning
>she said "time to go to sleep, im starting to hear voices"
>lol k

i wish she was fucking joking
(pt.3)

> wake up
>"2 new messages"
> "hey britanny do you have the wrong phone number"
> "lol sorry wrong number"
>i responded "lol okay"
> she responds instantly
>we started conversating
>was a genuine conversation, like we never got bored when we texted

we talk this consistantly everyday and become best friends, and we talked about alot of person stuff. like how i got bullied alot and how my parents just ignored me.
and she talks about how her step dad beats her alot.

>now be me
>past 2 years no females every payed any attention to me
>thinks all female think im inharently disgusting
>dosent think of he as a possible gf at
>expecially cause she taled about having a bf

now this is where it starts to pick up

>parents suprise me for some reason
>i get to visit one of my friends from califoornia who moved relitivly close to us
>few hour car ride
>talk to ryah whole way there
>gets there
>me and my friend just dick around
>gets late
>start talking about his gf
>he asks me if i have one
>"nope"
>well are you talking to anyone?
>i mention ryah and how she has a bf
>i show a picture of her
>tells me to go for it

now i dont know why, but this just brough a wave of feelings over me for her

Why are IDs even gone?

>>738117714
Go out and get one yourself?

>>738118581
no im too high and its cold

rollerino

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>>738114647
THANK THE GODS

let me sleep

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new thread yayy! im actually here for this one

kik: hornytwink34

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oh hello there

>>738120899
Yeeesssss...

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>>738117662
rollin

>>738117662
roll

>>738117662
rolling

What are you? Like 12 or something?

>>738114940
33, actually. Was in a very long term relationship for most of my 20s into early 30s so the dating scene has changed since I was single (I'm talking pre-Tinder).

>>738114267
>the promiscuous behavior of the modern woman
Let's face it, we hate this behavior. We are forced to accept it but we hate it.

The whole cuck fetish looks like sex's Stockholm syndrome.

What went wrong?

>>738116800
Waste of a loli.

come on fags

im going to kill myself tonight AMA