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>>738297514
roll
rulz
>be me
>get off work
>walking to car downtown
>see guy dragging girl by the arm
>she's screaming
>imnotabetafag.jpg
>try and shove him off
>he grabs gun from waste band
>pistol whips me as I'm trying to free girl
>adrenaline engaged
>I grab him by the crotch and shoulder
>throw his ass 3 feet and lands on his head
>he's in the ICU, my dad is a doctor
He'll be paying 2 assault charges, 1 assault with deadly weapon charge, 1 unregistered firearm charge, and attempted murder. Oh, and probably $30,000 in medical bills. Me? I get some kickass pain meds, free stitches, and the girls number.
How's everyone else doing tonight?
>Kickass pain meds
What puss needs meds for some stitches
>>738302439
awesome, since im not a lying baiting faggot ahem ahem
Fakest story I've read all month.
Asian GF/Ex share thread; amateur nudes thread
>>738304110
moar
Streaming some Chris Hansen
come get comfy fellas
>>738303152
get in here
https://cytu
.be/r/Wark_TCAP
>>738303152
link
https://cytu
.be/r/Wark_TCAP
senpai~ <3
Who is the most beautiful woman of all time?
Evgenia Diordiychuk
>>738297591
Allison Stokke
>>738297591
Vanes Phung
Dubs chooses the folder to dump.
Will post up to 50 images.
taylor swift
Alexandra Daddario
bella thorne
Dick rate thread
>>738300809
Bruh wtf is wrong with your shit
>>738302177
>>738300809
Use /soc/ rrrRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you're under 6" why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Dicklets can't compete with 6'1 masterrace
>5'2
>6.7"
Why would I kill myself when I can just waste away quietly and play vidya
s/fur
Time for fur porn comics?
Stronk!
WEIRD FETISHES that you have and not many people have.
>me
>sweat fetish (forehead, stomach)
>I would love it if a hot girl drooled her saliva all over my face for me to lick it up or just drool in my mouth.
>>738293214
I said forehead and stomach for sweat, but really...ANYWHERE. I would love to lick up the back of a hot girl who just finished running or working out. That tasty salt water. Mmmmm.
If THIS girl started to drool on you could you really resist not licking it up??
Also any videos of this fetish out there? I've looked around, but seeing what you guys have.
>>738293669
um fuck that is insanely hot. i never thought about something like that before.
Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.
>>738298054
I still love her...
It was my fault
I am prolly gonna killmyself soon and i have it all planned
Kik/snapchat slut thread?
>girls only please
>make sure u indicate whether the slut is on kik or sc when posting.
>>738291633
ANON CHARGE UR BATTERY
Bumping for black sluts
MI fags report in
Ann Arbor here
K-Zoo, bitches!
Battle creek
Macomb Twp you cock suckers
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6phUjAXqCT4
>>738298147
Dang I'm a pickle
>>738298147
anon pls
Donald J. Trump
That sure is him
>>738298105
IS NOT MY PRESIDENT
>>738298105
IS A TREASONOUS, RETARDED, ANTI-AMERICAN PIECE OF CRIMINAL SHIT.