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Prostitute stories I'll Start
>Be me
>Last night
> 18 Year old betafag virgin
>Been thinking about hiring a prostitute for a few weeks, been looking on backpage
>Find one that is 100 for half an hour
>It's near Midnight but go over to her motel
>Waiting in the parking lot for what seems like forever nervous as fucking hell before finally she tells me what rooms she's in
>She opens the door and invites me in, as soon as the doors shut she pops her tits out
>instaboner.png
> "Do you have a donation?"
>Give her the money and she tells me to take off my clothes
>Do as I'm told and takes off all of my clothes, except for some reason I leave my socks on, and I lay on the bed
>She puts this super thick condom on me and begins to blow me but the condom is so thick I can barely feel her lips and can't feel the warmth of her mouth at all
>She stops for a second to tell me that I can fuck her whenever I'm ready, during this break from the blowjob my betaness kicks in and I ask for consent to touch her. She looks at me confused and tells me its ok
>I start grabbing at her ass and tits while she continues to suck me off
It's a long story so I will continue in a second
Also pic related, it's her picture from backpage
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OP here
>A few minutes pass and I'm ready so I ask if she will ride me
> "I don't get on top, Anon"
>This really fucked up my plan because I know that if I'm the one in control that I'll fuck up due to my inexperience
>She lays down and spreads her legs for me, I move between her legs and she guides me in
>It's hard for me to feel anything because of the thick as fuck condom, I can only feel pressure and very little warmth
>I put both my arms to the sides of her head to hold my upper body up as a start to pump into her
>She wraps her legs around my lower waist/ass area
>Watching her tits jiggle with each thrust until I hear her make this half assed little "mmh"
>Look at her face and her eyes were closed and lips pursed and it's blatantly obvious that she would rather be anywhere else
>This really bothers me and kills any momentum I had towards orgasm
>I mean I just paid her, the least she could do is pretend to be enjoying herself
>I ask her if we can switch to doggystyle so I won't have to keep looking the deadpan monotonous face she's making
>This was the biggest mistake I made, where it became really apparent just how much of a beta virgin I was
>I pull out and she flips over for me, she's facing the only light in this dim motel room so I can really only see the silhouette of her ass
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OP
>I line my dick up and push forward
> "No Anon, you're too low go up a bit"
> I line up and push forward again
> "Anon you're pushing into my taint"
> This goes on for probably around 5 minutes and for the life of me I cannot find this fucking hole
> Eventually I get so frustrated and embarrassed that I just ask if she will just suck me off
>She quickly agrees and I lay back down on the bed
>At this point the alarm that tells her when my time is up goes off but she ignores it, I assume out of pity, and she starts to give me another blowjob
>I guess the mix nervousness, embarrassment, and frustration got to me because I could not fucking cum
> I guess her jaw got tired because she started to give me a handy instead
>I was ok with this because she moved her body up to stroke my cock and I could now see and play with her tits
>After some vigorous rubbing I could finally feel my orgasm building
>Even though I had the thickest motherfucker of a condom on and I knew that my cum wouldn't actually touch her mouth, I still wanted to nut while my dick was in her mouth
>I told her that I'm close and asked if she could finish me off with her mouth
>I guess her jaw was still tired because she would start to suck and then stop for a few seconds, which made me go from almost cumming to completely dead
>This made me even more embarrassed and she went back to the handy but this time she took the condom off, which pretty much told me I wasn't allowed back in her
>Eventually I nutted and she told me to wipe my dick off and leave
>While I was putting my clothes back on she tried to make small talk, which I guess was pretty nice but I really wasn’t too interested so she stopped talking
So yeah that's the story of my experience with a prostitute
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>>738726979
She looks like about a 4-5/10. I hate how easy women can have things.
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Please join us on the dance floor holding 666 and 911 propaganda
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habbo hotel ... please wear your best suit and tie and afro...
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>>738715876
what throw away email can i use to sign up? it wont let me use guerrillamail
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>>738716205
https://en.emailfake.com/bbhost.us/brothrennnn
emailfake.com works !
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Thread dedicated to my wife Rachel
Who wants to fap to her and what do you want to see?
Wonder if anyone has her saved already?
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>>738735146
Your wife looks like he has a cock.
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>>738735192
how about no
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Post the nudes, man.
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Spain thread!
¡Hilo de españolas!
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>>738732732
original
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>>738732732
Asco
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>>738732780
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Reaction thread. Pls b.
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I'll get us started.
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Feel free to join me.
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Maybe my guests are just late.
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When did the road to a solitary life begin for you?
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goin' down the only road I've ever known.
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Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
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>>738722924
Nobody is born to be alone. It aint right. Humans are a social species. Im sure lonely people have a short life expectancy
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S/fur
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>>738734458
>name not showing up
Eyy, mang.
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>>738734540
Okay then
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>be me
>mommy's big bouncing 400lb boy
>having a bubbly bubble bath in my reinforced steel tub
>making tendie flavoured bubbles from my poopy hole
>love feeling them tickle past my mighty 2 inch peepee
>squeeze extra to hard to make an extra big bubble
>suddenly the water turns to gravy
"REEEEEEE! MOMMY! I POO POOED IN THE BATHY TUB! NOW YOUR BABY YOU MUST SCRUB!"
>no answer
"MOMMY! THE WATER IS ALL BROWN AND STINKY! THERE'S TENDIE JUICE ON BABY'S WINKY!"
>still no response
>i lift my ample frame out of the brown smelly sludge
>it has rendered me covered in slippery poop juice
>slide my way downstairs on my belly to see mommy and another new chaddy daddy cuddling on the couch
"oh, anon... i thought you were still in the bath... didn't you play with that plugged in toaster i gave you?"
"BABY POOPIED IN THE BATH! CLEAN IT UP OR FEEL MY WRATH!"
"listen champ, your mom and i are trying to watch the movie. how about you go upstairs and give us some private time. you might wanna clean up too, you smell like shit"
>i can feel my tard rage building
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>grab my loot crate exclusive replica minecraft sword and strike chaddy daddy in the head
"that's it you fat little shit! you're gonna get it!"
>he charges and attempts to grab me
>my shitty coating has turned me into a slippery brown seal
>i slip out of his grip and waddle upstairs towards the bathroom
"got you now bitch!"
>he charges me again but slips on a stray turdie tendie which sends him flying towards my rusty brown bath
>hold his head under the kf sea of poop as he struggles to fight for air
"DRINK MY RANCID TENDIE JUICE, THEN YOU AND I CAN FORM A TRUCE!"
>suddenly he stops breathing
>he must be dead lol
>talk to mommy
"CHADDY DADDY DROWNED IN CRAP! NOW MOMMY MUST TAKE THE RAP!"
"sure anon, prison has to better than this"
>get tendies at the police station
>turns out the death penalty is legal in this state
>mommy BTFO
I guess she should've taken better care of her baby.
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This is a masterpiece.
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What the actual fuck
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>>738731995
these rarely appear, but they're so good.
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Pics you shouldn't/faves saved want more.
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>>738735536
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Deutscher Zwirn!
Fragen stellt ihr, eine geb ich vor: Wie sollen Waale in der Evolution voranschreiten, wenn wir sie immer wieder ins Meer zurückschieben?
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findet doch keiner den Faden...
zur Frage: würde gerne einen Walpenis haben, damit ich 10 bitches gleichzeitig unterhalten kann.
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>>738728508
>findet doch keiner den Faden...
Solange "Deu" im öffnenden Post vorhanden ist, muss man wohl geistig behindert sein, um ihn nicht zu finden.
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>>738728825
es sei den man sucht gleich nach "deutscher" oder "Faden" und dann noch die "neudeutschen" im Bild ohne Fahne..
und geistig Behindert sind hier doch mal locker 88% der Anons :)
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shotas
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Good morning anons
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NO LOLI THREAD!?!?!
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>>738729933
um wtf? mods ???
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>>738730371
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>>738730371
um wtf? faggot ???
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What the fuck does this mean, /b/? I'm nearly goddamn center on this damn thing. Anyone get similar results??
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>>738725799
Well it's not good, that's for goddamn sure, anon
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>>738725799
whats the name of this test anon?
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>>738725799
You got Twitter, homie?
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Black girl theard.
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man nigger women are a mess.. no matter how nice they act nobody wants em.... too bad but
you are who you are... black guys dump em in a flash
if whit meat shows and nasty
white women too... just a shame... we don't Evan want to see em naked
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>>738731871
I just looked an don't have a single pic of a black women