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>Be me
>23~ish. Fresh kicked out of the house by my moms for not being able to hold/find a job
>White friend that works at Gamestop takes me in with his family. Mother, father, grandmother, grandmother's boyfriend, and lil sister.
>Sister is 11yo, same age as my own
>Always remember the first time I met her.
>A year ago, before I moved in. Bro invites me to his place to game and box.
>Faggot wants to be in the UFC. Never been in an irl fight before
>I come in the backdoor
>Shit is unlock
>Whitepeople
>Go in, see small femnon
We'll call her Sandy
>Sandy is opening the oven
>Superman mode engaged
>Run up, pull her hand back
>"No, no, no. You can't do that."
Wagging my finger at her like supermom.
>"Um... no?"
She rolls her eyes hard as hell. Shoves me off, and reaches in to the oven with mitts on.
>My jaw slacks loose as she proceeds to pull out this big as ham roast and set it on the counter
>Puts lemons and all the toppings on that shit
>Looks good af
>Looking back, both parents were hambeasts so it makes sense that everyone knows how to cook

>Impressed af
>Compare her to my own sister who sits around the house complaining all the time. Gaming when she can.
>Tbh she's just like me. I can't cook or do anything but game gud back then either.
>Instantly consider this kid to be mature as all hell
>Apologize, saying how I thought she was a "normal kid" who was just about to hurt herself. Won't do it again.
>"Whatever"
>Typical girl response. But she didn't sound annoyed this time. I make a note of it.
>Make my way up two flights of stairs to bro's attic. Thinking about Sandy on the way up.
>I'm shit on height but I want to say 4" nothing.
>130lbs. Not a lot on paper but it is for that age. She's got a pudge. Wears it well.
>Long hair down to her ass. Straight, well kept.
>Natural redhead. The kind that is almost brown when the light hits it. In the dark it really stands out though. Like a dim glow or tint to it.
>Blue/green eyes
>Freckles all over her pale skin
>I'm a fan
>Go up to the attic and tell my bro what happened. He laughs it off. Says she must like me if all she did was say "whatever".
>I take it to heart
>After a few hours of gaming I head downstairs
>Pass their mother coming in from work
>"OH! Anon! You leaving? We were just about to have dinner, you're welcome to stay."
>Love that woman
>Feeds me like a witch feeds Hansel and Grettle
I can't spell for shit and fuck googling
>"Um.. yeah, yeah I'll stay."
Mostly curious as to how good the ham can be when made by a kid
>Was not disappoint
>I hate ham, and still went for seconds for that shit
>Fat people live in the future man
>Thank the chef for the meal
>She looks down and swings her feet audibly
>She looks almost like she's pouting without the jutting lip
>Her hair is mostly swept to one side of her face
>One strand fallen over her eye and her ear is poking out on my side
>Reminds me of a young Jessica Rabbit
>Nostalgia Boner
>"Well, everyone, I have to get going"
>Move to get up, bang the table with my "knee"

>Table shakes so everyone notices and laughs
>Take everyone's plates and stack them in front of me while I walk them to the kitchen before washing them
>Do this everytime
>Sit through dinner, get a boner, use dishes to hide boner, wash dishes and leave
>Once I step on a staple or nail or something on the second floor on the way to the attic
>Steal the vacuum and get that shit up
>Get closer to Sandy
>Start wrestling with her and her brother both
>Giving her piggyback rides and being like a second big bro
>Get a rep for cleaning up behind them and being a gentleman
>It's the reason I get adopted
>MFW my dick saves me from homelessness
>Fast forward to the future, a year later
>I hang with Sandy more than my bro at this point
>He's really sick of me being around the house all the time
>Really 180'd on me
>That's okay, I understand.jpeg
>Sandy is lonely because she's the ugly fat kid in school
>Needs help with homework but everyone else is busy
>I'll help
>Lonely and wants to watch shitty obscure disney movies
>I'll watch
>Basically around her as much as possible because we feed off each other's company
>Go to walk her home from school because her brother is a WOW fag who is constantly in a raid or PVPing or some shit
>Also want the school to know me by face so I'm allowed to pull her out whenever the family needs without incident
>Only way to grind by showing my face
>I've trained my whole life for this day
>Walk her home every day
>Family only loves me more
Now for the part you all are waiting for
>One day, while giving her a piggyback ride on the 2nd floor, just outside the den and bedrooms (basically within ear/eyeshot of everyone in the house) I cop a feel
>Subtle at first, then more blatant
>First my hands are under her but, but my fingers are locked, or the hands are grasping the opposite wrists
>Move fingers to her butt
>Start pinching her to make her wiggle

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>>738982442

>>738982442
Lol nice b8

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>>738970155

Whhoooo

https://youtu.be/tjLr1XhBKVQ

>>738982630
thats not how you start a trap thread!
show us that dick!

>>738982630
Kik?

>>738979879
no.

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>>738979879

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>>738980019
fuck you

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>>738981598
'Lo hetero´

>>738981552
Pin in Fallout style powerarmor

>>738981406
>I want it to go away
There is one surefire way to make it go away..

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>shorter skirt and one of those 80s high swimsuit bottoms

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>>738980889

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>>738981021

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>>738981070

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On her facebook

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>>738981719
Id unbuckle the strap.

Also anymore of white petite cosplay girls?

>>738981546
I think you are a Trump supporter relentlessly shitposting under the guise of a liberal

>>738981546
people like you are the reason he got elected. kys.

>>738981810
FUCK YOU

>>738981393
Put them on your dick

Put them on your dick.

No gay shit

>>738978438
Oy Vey thats some low quality bait goym

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>>738978438

Because of the answer I said the last time this thread was made.

>>738969695
Whats her name again ?

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>>738969838
and that was?

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Anyone want to see more?

eh.. fine. lets see it

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Once she warms up there is no stopping her.