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/wwe/ general #1689 - Nia Jax edition

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Shes not like most girls
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Is Dean Ambrose THAT much better of a wrestler than Roman Reigns? I'm gonna probably get hated on this, but I've been thinking about this for a while. Now, Dean is miles ahead of Roman when it comes to promos, acting, and just fun. But it seems recently that he just isn't that good of a wrestler when I think about the likes of Cesaro, Rollins, and Owens. His punches are the stiffest and least convincing in the company, his suicide dive is probably the worst, and the second rope rebound is one of the most predictable and slowest moves I've seen in recent years. I can't even think of any memorable spots that he has with HIS moves. If he has any, then it has something to do with a cool counter or a spot with Dirty Deeds. Honestly I feel like some people don't notice because Dean is just so great with his in-ring presence and selling. I just wanted to give my opinion.

TL;DR Ambrose is a great actor but he just isn't as good as a wrestler than others like Cesaro, Owens, or Rollins.
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I just happened to listen to the Stone Cold podcast with Lawler in 2013 a few weeks ago. The night he had a heart attack on RAW he had just finished wrestling Ziggler. Ziggler hit him with the 10 fast elbows on the mat that he used to do. King said they were stiff as hell and he suspected they may have contributed to the attack.

Last night in the Ziggler Owens match, Ziggler hits Owens with 3 elbows on the mat. Lawler says "There was only 3, that's only good for chest pains".
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I got tickets for the Milwaukee NXT show on the 14th. After seeing a standard $40 seat jump up to $60 I decided I didn't want to pay the jews that much and opted for a standing room only ticket instead. Anyone have any experience with standing room seats? Just wondering how bad my view is gonna be.

It's a fucking tiny arena so I can't imagine my view will be all that bad.
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> Following her win over Nia Jax at Takeover, WWE has a new poll asking who should challenge NXT Women's Champion Bayley next >Asuka, Emma, Dana Brooke, Alexa Bliss, Carmella, Eva Marie, Peyton Royce, Billie Kay or Jax again. Asuka is currently leading with 49% while Eva has 15% and Emma has 11%. The next closest is Carmella with 8%.

Emmacucks on suicide watch
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>>836228
Rollins > Reigns > POWER GAP > Ambrose
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>>836234
Fucking Ziggler
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>>836243
I want to see Emma back on the main roster. Give Asuka the title shot since she's newer.
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>>836247
Why would you even bother making this post
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ROH final battle on right now. get hype
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>>836243
>Eva has 15%
what the actual fuck
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>>836247
Her first run was a disaster, quite frankly. I don't see things being any better a second time with Vince/Dunn still there. I'd rather see the women stay under Haitch's wing for now, as he can actually book them well.
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>>836243
What the fuck? Did somebody just copy/paste my post?
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>posts from the last thread are somehow being pasted into this one
Is this a glitch?
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>>836256
Maybe they shouldn't have paired her with fucking SANTINO

Christ what the fuck were those morons thinking
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>>836258
Its probably the autist who made this thread early trying to get people to post in his thread by samefagging with other people's posts
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>>836258
Nope just autism.
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>>836261
Maybe. I noticed it happening last night too. Thought I was going crazy for a second.
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Who /final battle/ here?

Based AJ main eventing
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>>836217
That's true, I suppose. Most girls aren't cousins with the The Rock.
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These generals are going by more frequently.

Did the mod stop caring or is /asp/ becoming more active?
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>>836269
Mods stopped caring. Haven't seen a general deleted in a while
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>>836269
Autists started making threads at 300 posts instead of waiting til image limit

So yes, mods stopped caring unfortunately
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>>836269
its more active than before, folks from the aspprowrestling started posting here
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>>836272
Based /wwe/ beating /asp/ like they did WCW
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Anyone else wish we were going to get Asuka vs. Sasha for the Women's title instead of the inevitable Bayley/Asuka match?
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>>836283
I'd rather have Asuka vs Sasha but Bayley will do a good job in her own right. We'll probably get to see Asuka vs Sasha on the main roster eventually.
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19000000000000000000$ Roman is stripped of the title Monday and wins in back at the rumble when john Cena forces haitxh/Vince to give him his title shit when he comes back

Then Cena will turn heel in Roman at RR when he wins the RR by knocking niggas out with a lock and chain primarily Brock lesnar and undertaker
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>>836272
>folks from the asprowrestling thread started posting here
yikes
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>>836292
Bro, we make roman a 9 time worl champ to set up next years wrestlemania match wit orton
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>>836276
Hiro is AOL. He killed /asp/ and /wwe/ just happened to be there to benefit
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>>836295
Hot potato title changes are better than no title changes unless its Cena or batista holding the title although o think sting should have gotten a much longer run initially
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Future endeavors for Owens when?
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>>836295
Bro, I made the stone cold character bro. Bro
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>>836295
Cornette vs Russo deathmatch when?
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>>836303
Go to bed Russo. You have a 5 viewer podcast to run
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>>836328
it was probably proposed to them when they both worked for TNA desu
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>>836217
high test
i
g
high test
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>>836228
Honestly i used to dig ambrose' character in the shield but then i came to realize how much of a sloppy fuck he is in the ring.

I cant tell whos worse honestly.. him or ramen.
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>>836334
I want to sniff her fat sweaty ass while i grab her rolls
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>>836329
*listener retard
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I just want Ziggler and Breeze to go away.
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>>836303
2 years before hes big boss owens or whip whip nae nae owens.
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>>836228
That jab chop thing he does looks stupid.

Depending where the opponent's stand, the rebound off the rope and the one off the apron can look either pretty cool or retarded.
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You are tasked with writing the "WWE Reset Button" storyline

>On the first Monday Night Raw of 2016, R-Truth discovers a "Reset" button that wipes the memory of every active superstar/diva on the roster
>all feuds come to an immediate end

What new stables are formed?
Who are in the title feuds?
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>>836343
Everyone does. wish Tyler didnt get the Bo Dallas treatment as soon as he got into main roster but really. Theres so much you can do with a gimmick like that

The only dudes who've come out of NXT and have gotten over is Rollins and Eat Owens Eat.

>Neville
gone to shit. Vanilla

>Bo Dallas
gone to shit. The new Santino

>Braun Strowman
Booked like a monster but arguably one of the most green and shit tier people in the ring. I remember someone.. Jericho or Austin saying through the grapevine they heard his NXT tryout fucking sucked hard

>The Ascension
Jobber tag team

>Lucha Dragons
theyre okay. Theyll get a tiny tag title run eventually because muh mexican heritage. Vanilla as shit

>Titus O neil
Shit wrestler.. good hes being used as a face for charity work since he has a happy negro face and story

>Bray
who even fucking knows or cares anymore

>Cesaro
lol
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>>836350
>What new stables are formed?
I cant think of any right now

>IC Title
its so shit i would give the dudes over in superstars a chance to fight over something. Heath Slater overcomes the odds.. then has a Norman Smiley hardcore title type reign

>US Title
Consistence. Mid carders like Deanetty, etc all chase it but mr patriot big match john holds onto it and goes back and forth WHC

>WHC
Rollins is a baby face, Roman is a tweener. Owens gains arm definition and sheds a bit of his gut to become a top heel bully piece of shit.

Part timers like brock obviously come into this picture.
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>>836354
> the only dudes who've come out of NXT and gotten over are the ones who weren't booked like irrelevant jokes

Shocking.

> Titus

u wot?

Also, you forgot plenty of guys.
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>>836354
>cesaro
>NXT
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Best PPV theme coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd5XCef2sYQ
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>>836366
He was on it more than Reigns or Ambrose were
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>>836372
He debuted on the main roster before he ever made an appearance on NXT TV, and even then he wasn't there for developmental but to put on a few good matches with Neville and Zayn
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>>836354
You forgot Big E
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HEEY

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
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>>836378
orton hates that song so much.
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>>836383
Better than that shitty voices song
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BRIE MODE
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>>836383
I honestly don't get why. The best part of his career was when he had that theme.
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>>836385
wah wah wah wah wah wah fat dick
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I'm kinda sad that my roh thread didn't get over.
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>>836390
bumping it just for you senpai
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>>836390
>ROH
>2015
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>>836390
Current ROH isn't really well respected. I blame it on the commentary desu
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>>836394
> Nash
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>>836394
le vanilla midget man xd
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>>836394
I'm amazed he can even walk/hobble at all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTxmjud_IwM

This cheesy shit kinda makes me glad that over the top gimmicks are dying out in modern WWE.
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aj stylese this nigga needs to come to wwe

jay lethal too
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>>836419
Honestly looks more fun then "weez supa heroes n sheeeit".
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>>836428
>mfw AJ is the next CM punk
Just get it over with
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>>836432
how is aj anything like that cuck you faggot
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>>836428
Yeah I can't wait to see Styles be wasted in irrelevant Smackdown matches instead of main eventing in New Japan
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>>836428
I want Adam Cole and Dalton Castle to come too.
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>>836435
>36,000 (packed)
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>>836435
he would probably be an nxt only thing like joe
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>>836436
dalton castle is literally a gay chris jericho but not as good at actual wrestling
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>this music
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aj styles was GOAT in TNA
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oh, Sasha Banks
oh, Sasha Banks
oh, Sasha Banks, we give you thanks
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>>836451
for jobbing hard
and being the new deanetty
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so was teh back injury a work, why would they do this when he literally has a match vs nakamura at WK soon
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>>836428
>Styles
>To WWE
Please no.
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>>836454
she hasnt been beaten or pinned once since coming to main roster

18+
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>>836454
Nobody mentioned Becky
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>>836451
commit suicide
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>tfw sick of all these people talking out their heads
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>>836463
don`t be salty friend, it`s a week from christmas
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>>836466
>tfw I lie, I cheat, I steal
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>>836466
>tfw never understood a damn thing that they've said
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>>836479
>tfw whatever you need, ever you got, ever you want I'll take back again
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>>836469
i hate life

i almost killed myself a couple months ago, only reason im not dead now is cause roman is champion
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>>836463
go to bed vince
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>>836485
>tfw not driven by fear, i'm just driven by anger
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>tfw the wonder of the world is gone, I know for sure
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>tfw Damien Sandow wins his first slammy and gets over huge in 2016 with a based Owen Hart reenactment gimmick
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>tfw untouchable but i'm forcing you to feel me
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>>836486
based roman

we're all gonna make it brah
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Hehehehe, and they call you the Big Show?
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>>836508
More like the Big Crybaby right? haha
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>>836508
>Tom Green was going to be behind GTV

And WWE seriously makes fun of WCW for their celebrity involvements?
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>>836514
It's not like Tom Green was going to win the championship or be tagging with DDP and pro wrestling entertaining with Hogan
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>>836519
Might as well not go if you can't even afford to pay 60 bucks to enjoy yourself.
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Liv, post more on Instagram pls ;_;
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I wonder how much money WWE are going to have to shill out the be able to get AJ Styles. I predict he'll be the highest paid star in NXT.
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>>836542
Why would they want that old vanilla midget. They could probably find some young up and coming talent and get him instead
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>>836234

Yeah it was totally Ziggler and not your drinking problems and excess eating habits.

Stupid fucking bitch.
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>>836546
>AJ Styles
>vanilla midget
You are going to have to try a little harder, man.
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Anyone have more pics like this?
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>>836546
>Why would they want that old vanilla midget.
Have you taken a look at NXT lately?
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>>836540
Liv on breaking Ground when?
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>>836551
She's had a bunch of cameos in group shots

Maybe they're repackaging her proper? idk
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>>836550
I don't watch that reddit garbage
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>>836546
>>836557
Dumb-as-fuck
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>>836548
Negro. He is 5'7 flippy shit guy that sounds like a dumbass Georgian. He is a vanilla midget
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>>836561
And yet he's one of the most over and highest-paid wrestlers on the planet
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>>836561
omg fucking MEME
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>>836557
Nxt blows the fuck out of Raw every week you pathetic anti-smark. Eat shit
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Seriously, when did people start booing bmj? I've been watching old stuff and he is completely over.
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>>836568
2006
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>>836568
2005, about a month before he won the title.
One Night Stand 2005 was the first big instance of the crowd chanting against him, despite him not even being there.
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>>836567
>Nxt blows the fuck out of Raw every week
>1 hour of squashes, a couple of weak backstage segments and an indie tier promo or two
Nah bro its developmental for a reason, Takeover events are great, but the weekly show is mostly shit and not worth sitting through
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Raw > NXT >>> SmackDown
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NJPW > ROH >NXT

Lucha Undermeme gets left out because it's literally your typical Mexican lawn party save for cartel beheadings
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>>836571
As opposed to RAW which is THREE FUCKING HOURS of mediocre-at-best segments?
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>>836573
One decent Raw does not undo all the shit it's spewed out for years. NXT is far ahead of both Raw and Smackdown.
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>>836573
> RAW better than anything

I want /wwe/ to leave, it struggles to outclass iMPACT!
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>>836575
Settle down mark, I bet you sit through all 3 hours begrudgingly despite your bitching and moaning.
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>>836571
You don't watch NXT, you have no clue.
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>>836578

>I want /wwe/ to leave
>Saying this in the literal /wwe/ general
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>>836574
nxt is a rich mans roh
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>>836569
>>836570
I guess I never really understood why, like yeah he was a boring in ring guy but why the amount of heat he got. (I stopped watching in like 2006)
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>>836228
I don't understand why they insist on Dean doing acrobatics when he clearly has no precision to do them correctly

He's a brawler type; he should be doing neckbreakers and DDTs at every opportunity
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>>836579
You bet wrong. And now owe me $1000
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>>836586
Because he went over much more popular and talented guys like Kurt Angle, Jericho, Shawn Michaels, Christian etc and the fans did not like it at all. 2005 was when the booing started but it got consistent from 2006 onwards.
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>>836217
Is Takeover UK worth a watch or is it all hype?
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>>836568

I stopped watching around 2004, and he was just a midcarder back then, didn't really have strong feelings for him then I start rewatching in 2013 and apparently he'd been the top guy for 10 years and people hated him. Now he's all of a sudden cool to like. Wrestling fans are weird.
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>>836599
Definitely worth it.
Crews vs. Corbin was awful though.
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>>836599
Yea, you'll you have a good time. Just skip the womens title match.
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Why can't anyone in WWE do this?
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>>836601
People prefer the old evil over a new evil.
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>>836607
Because it's fucking stupid
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>>836607

>Le spot monkey outlaw wrestling
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>>836354
Shame what happened to Bo and the Ascension, they make NXT look like a joke.

>>836368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2R4H8Gh7RM
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>>836599
It's good.
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>>836548
AGay Piles is the epitome of a vanilla midget
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>>836368
Oh shit nigga thank you! I used to listen to this shit so much back in the day.
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>>836619
>AGay Piles
W E W. C'mon anon, you can do better than that.
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>>836542
>I wonder how much money WWE are going to have to shill out the be able to get AJ Styles

Here's a good estimate: $0
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>>836623
Jamie Noble on HGHJ Styles
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>>836217
>She's not like most girls
>She looks like your average American female

baka desu senpai
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>>836607

muh pointless flips
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Most girls only take just what they're given. Not Nia Jax. One plate won't do. She takes as much food as she wants.

She's not like most girls.
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>>836643

haha i get it because she's fat
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>>836643
but most girls are fat senpai
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>>836607
Kalisto and Balor would do that spot 100x better
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>>836647

Even with no flags I can tell you're American baka
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>>836649
I'm British

#rekt
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>>836650
> british
Non english savage detected
Stay cucked faggot
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>>836217

kevin owens fans BTFO

>when your character doesnt portray any of the words used by his internet fans to describe him, then how is the causal fan supposed to know who he is

>hes a bad ass
>gets popcorn an soda thrown in his face an doesnt do anything

>hes a bully
>hasnt picked on anyone smaller than him, started at cena

>hes a prizefighter
>doesnt do any boxing in the ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXjoH_ymRUM
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>>836659

Why would anyone take anything Vince Russo says seriously?
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>>836656
-.-
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>>836659
He spent the week beating up Ambrose and Ziggler, who both weigh considerably less than him.
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It's getting cold, isn't it?
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>>836665

you mean when he lost his IC title reign, that included 2 dirty pins over ryback, to ambrose and hasnt been seen since?
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>>836254
If you think about it, Eva is technically the top heel of NXT.
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anyone playing wwe2k16 still?

I have MITB and am not in a rivalry but still can't cash in. It's a Fastlane Title match between Brock and Rollins.

Do you have to be at a certain place in the order, I'm currently #7 in terms of contendership. This is kind of bullshit desu.
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Is it still an unpopular opinion to say WWE was a better product when CM Punk still wrestled?
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>>836673
>hasn't been seen since
He beat Ambrose and Ziggler's asses on Monday. Then he closed the show 2 days ago laughing at them as they were on the ground after another attack. He's been dominant since he lost the title.
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>>836687
The product is slightly better at the moment than it was then desu.
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>>836689

im sorry, did something else happen on this weeks raw other than roman reigns getting a title shot from a returning vince mcmahon an finally beating shameus?

i dont remember anything else, aside from R truth an bo dallas wrestling cause they got jobbed to vince
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>>836690
>two good main event segments across a raw and PPV make up for months of terrible programming
no
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>>836689
From Dean's recent promos it seems they are trying to make IC the measuring stick on whether or not a guy is ready for the big strap again. Something I believe D Bry was meant to before he was injured and they put it on Ryback.
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>>836693
Smackdown is now canon didn't you hear?
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>>836696

unless it was live, it isnt
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>>836695
no worries dean will bury it like he did the U.S. title
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>>836693
Owens interrupted a match between Ambrose and Ziggler, dishing out a few pop tart powerbombs.
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>>836698
>Dean
>not remembering Kofi buried that before Dean ever touched it
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>>836697
>tfw next episode is live
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>>836704
Kofi took it from Cesaro on a random Raw so Shebd could win their titles from faces when the time came.

Cesaro won it from Santino... the belt probably died when whoever beat Ryder took it.
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Be not proud...the spirit of the Undertaker lives within the soul of all mankind. The eternal flame of life that cannot be extinguished. The origin of which cannot be explained. The answer lies in the everlasting spirit. Soon all mankind will witness the rebirth of the Undertaker - I will not rest in peace
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>>836709
Bad booking and having 2 midcard titles will do that. Looks like they are pushing the IC as the big one again and trying to bury the US. Why they don't just unite them blows my mind.
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>>836706

if its just a 1 off show nobody cares, they did that the week after WM too and hyped up daniel bryan being on it

then the very next week it was back to being shit
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>>836659
>thinking anyone gives a shit about what Vince "ruiner of promotions" Russo has to say

Guys made literally 2 hour long videos in response to owens tweet response to the guy talking nonsense. Dudes so desperate for attention he skypes random marks on his show. It's hilariously pathetic really. BRO hasnt been relevant since y2k
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>>836719

he literally already used and blew all your green text points out in the beginning of the video
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>>836719
>Dudes so desperate for attention he skypes random marks on his show.
I've never understood this part about wreslters

How low do people like Kevin Nash and Bret Hart have to sink in order for them to show up in shady warehouses to appear on an episode of YouShoot or some other equally terrible "show" with the production value of a 7th grade film class project just so they can bitch about things that happened 20 years ago
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>>836721
What is this strawmanning? What green text points?

Russo is as out of touch as ever in the vid

>everyone has to be ONE DIMENSIONAL AND WRESTLE ONLY ONE WAY
>WHAT IS HE A HIGH FLYA? I DONT KNOW BRO

Are you really defending this washed up sack of shit anon?
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Is there somewhere I can watch Cena vs. Punk MitB 2011 for free?
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>>836733
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkn0g4_wwe-money-in-the-bank-2011-cm-punk-vs-john-cena_sport
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>>836734
Thanks friend
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>>836727
Youshoots and professional shoots can be fun and interesting to hear from a wrestlers perspective if done properly

Russo literally sits infront of his webcam and calls random teenagers on skype to seek approval of his opinions.

When you're only friend is Disco Inferno, and people like Scott Hall hate your guts, you know you've hit rock bottom

Dude would take any backyard wrestling job in a millisecond if he got to turn it into a broadway act and put shit on poles
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What are long haired CM Punk's best matches?
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>>836217
I'll fuck her ass pham
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>>836217

>/wwe/ literally act like triple H wasnt cena before cena was cena
>17 or whatever time champ over just about 5 years
>if you bounced after austin an rock retired in the very early 2000's then every time you tuned back Ache had the belt
>same outfit
>same gimmick
>same shit

Paul blown the fuck out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSNJX1aBDSw
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>His favourite wrestler is Kevin Owens
>He watches indie wrestling
>He watches NXT
>He can sit through a post-WM RAW / London RAW / NXT event without having to turn it off from the pure cringe
>He has a reddit account and regularly expresses his displeasure with the 'product' on r/squaredcircle
>He watches Botchamania and is subscribed to WhatCulture Wrestling on Youtube
>He stays up past midnight to watch a children's TV show
>He is British smark
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>>836756

Its the holidays. Heres a (you). Merry Christmas
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>>836607
literally the worst finisher of all time

but outlaw flippyshits love it of course, cunts
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What's worse modern day TNA or WCW in it's lowest point?
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>>836217

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JgjYTN9JQM
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>>836756
>implying there's anything wrong with any of those except the British part
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>>836766
stop being a non contrarian anon. Its all part of the meme
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>>836756
3/8 here fampai
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>>836350
>What new stables are formed?
Neville, Barret and Paige in an England stable
Sheamus, Finn and Bex in an Ireland stable
These guys have regular blood feuds

Stardust managing Brawn Strowman

The Authority has Owens, Reigns, Luke Harper

Bray Wyatt leads a babyface stable with Cesaro and Baron Corbin

Nikki Bella manages heel Cena

>Who are in the title feuds?
WHC picture: Rollins, Lesnar, Orton, Wyatt, Bryan
US title picture: Heel Cena, Sheamus, Del Rio, Curtix Axel, Goldust, The Miz
IC title picture: Rusev, Harper, Ziggler, Owens, Finn Balor
Hardcore title picture: Ambrose, Reigns, Strowman, Sin Cara
Tag titles: Barrett & Neville, Cesaro & Corbin, New Day, Enzo & Cass, Dudleys, Uces
Women's title: Sasha, Bayley, Asuka, Paige, Bex
Cruiser title: Stardust, Kidd, Kalisto, Fandango, Slater, R-Truth, Breeze

FIRED: Sandow, Dallas, Ascension, Tamina, Bellas, Big Show, Swagger, PTP, Ryback, Charlotte, Los Matadores, Eric Rowan, Henry, Zack Ryder
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>>836776
>Fire the Bellas
>Still have one working
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>>836777
oops
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>>836760
WCW
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>>836760
WCW's lowest point but TNA's lowest point is worse than WCW's
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>>836776
This is all good and dandy. but Orton man? seriously??Hes been in it for so long.. Bryan wont come back etc. I'd elevate the fat fuck to WHC. Given he cuts back to how he looked back when he debuted in NXT
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>>836776
>tfw this won't ever happen
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>>836783
I had a dream i was in the bathroom with her holding her hand while she squeezed out a massive log. She was screaming like she does in matches. I was massaging her hand telling her it would be okay. It was pretty hot

Woke up with a hardon and rubbed one out
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>>836784
She has lots of poo stored just for you anon
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>>836403
>>836400
>>836399
Based Big Sexy STILL working the fuck out of dumb neckbeard smarks
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Would you let Nia Jax sit on your face for 10 minutes if the reward was a diva of your choice sitting on your face for one hour?

There is a problem however. Nia Has diarrhoea, she my or may not shit all over your face, it isn't a requirement of her and she probably won't do it on purpose but if you accept she HAS to sit on your face for 10 minutes and may indeed shit on you.

Do you accept or not?
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>>836795
Yes. I wouldnt even care about the shit. I can brag about the Rocks cousin taking a liquidy dump on my face.
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>>836756
Since when is Botchamania a meme?
But I agree with WhatCulture, pure cancer. TWFS is so much better.
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>>836800
Because its popular and fun

>taking a blatant shitpost seriously
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>mfw no Shane return
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>>836797
It's the Rock's cousin! This is awesome Maggle!
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Oh shit I'm sorry
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>>836800
From what I've seen the guy from TWFS just acts like he is better than everyone else who watches wrestling.He acts like watching wrestling makes you a loser but for some reason he doesn't think hes a loser.
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>>836834
yeah, that guy sounds like a proper prick.
>>
she just wanna trap nigga
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>>836760
Did anyone ever pick TNA up? Their contract with whatever D-list channel it was expires soon doesn't it?
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>>836804
>a blatant shitpost
/pol/ here. I thought it was bad there until I saw /wwe/.
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>>836855
they got a new deal.

on POP.

.
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Balor club when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KNULk2aKY
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What's next for Samoa Joe
Since Finn might feud Corbin, will still be at Nxt
Or is he gonna feud with Crews or Zayn
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>>836878

I imagine he'll probably chill in NXT for a while. He seems happy there and I think i remember him expressing interest in working with young talent at the performance center.
>>
Nia Jax is Kevin Owens in drag. Prove me wrong.
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>>836760
Modern TNA has some good matches here and there, but everything together feels like a cheap territory.
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http://411mania.com/wrestling/wwe-smackdown-rating-rises-to-four-month-high/

SMARKS GETTING SYSTEMATICALLY BLOWN THE UTTER FUCK OUT
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This bitch is straight up cross eyed
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>>836892
Literally every wrestling fan over 12 years old is a smark
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>>836228
It's down to the match-booking.
Go look at Dean in FCW, he's sleek as fuck and very technically proficient. They book him very poorly and book Roman very well to his strengths.
It shows just how easily they can control opinion that people actually agree with you, lel
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>>836882

She's taller than Owens
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>>836892
I'm glad. I like Roman.
Vince knew exactly what he was doing.
He got fans to hate him and then made him a star in the span of 24 hours.
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>>836892

It's almost like they started booking him correctly or something
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>>836911
They actually didn't, he's still the same.
I caught the opening 10 minutes of Smackdown to see if they were gonna go about it intelligently and he was smiling goofily once more.
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>>836547
Calm down you autistic spastic mark. He didn't say it caused it, but it helped contribute to it.
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>>836910
>in the span of 24 hours
They have been forcing Ramen non stop for a year, the only reason he is getting any reaction now is because WWE have literally nobody else
>the only way they could make Ramen a 'star' is to kill every single one of their other stars
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>>836925
>>the only way they could make Ramen a 'star' is to kill every single one of their other stars

Based Roman moving everyone over so he can fulfill his destiny and save ratings.
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>>836925
>>the only way they could make Ramen a 'star' is to kill every single one of their other stars
Is that why Cena and Orton are gone?
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>>836582
No. It's a poor man's RoH. It's just RoH minus match-quality because they still have to kinda work within the safer constraints.
NXT was better when it tried to be more WWE+ and not RoH-. Admittedly, though, it's current top crop fit the RoH mold more because they're not nearly as good storytellers as the previous lot.
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>>836936
Well Orton got suspended for walking out of the pre-show match, yet WWE is still trying to spin it that he's injured.
Notice how there has been ZERO footage of any surgery for him, like with every other main event talent, ever.
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>>836599
Watch the opening two matches then stop.
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>>836604
>not liking Baron "Go back to Ring of Honor" Corbin
>>
>mfw I just saw Ziggler's promo on Smackdown
>"I am a good wrestler,
>"I dare you to wrestle as good as I wrestle."

How is it possible to be this vanilla?
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>>836974

He's the midcard hero we need
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>>836599
It you like enzo amores name being sung to the tune of 7 nation army and some asuka goodness then yeah you should.
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>>836988
that deep Enzo chant was goat tbqhwyl
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>>836988
>tfw you actually enjoyed the enzo & big cass chants.

I hate most Post WM, british, fullsail crowds though desu
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>>836892
>creative finally puts effort into getting Roman over
>fans respond positively

Gee boss who'd have thought?
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>i hate loud crowds and people audibly enjoying a match
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>>837008

which one of these is you?
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>>837012
Makes me cringe everytime tbqh family
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>>836974
Why does Ziggler have such an ego?
He's a wrestler that's only as good as his opponent.
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>it's a dolph has an injured knee, arm, shoulder etc episode
>>
>tfw triple h is starting to sell like the rock does now
It can't just be ring rust, right?
>>
>>837024
because his pops was billy gunn.
>>
>>837024
because he's le show off
>>
I'm attracted to Eva Marie and ashamed of it tbqh
>>
>>837024
Because he thinks hes HBK reborn but really he has way less charisma, can't talk on the mic and sells everything like HBK did vs Hogan. His look is also shit while HBK from 95~ onwards had a god tier look
>>
>>837024
>getting worked this easily
>>
>>837055
>everythings a work meme
>>
>>837057
nice gimmick
>>
>>837059
nice lips
>>
>>837057

That's literally what his character is
>>
Are we watching the birth of a new GOAT /wwe/?

Jax has it all, I'm genuinely honoured to watch her rise to the top./
>>
>>837068
You're genuinely baiting is more like it
>>
>>837012
that was a good promo though. He btfo all those shitters at memesail.
>>
>>837069
you got me XD
>>
>>837064
>implying he doesnt genuinely think hes amazing and should be higher on the card than he is
>>
>>837072
haha im glad! it wasn't easy:p
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQpTyX9Zsgw
>based Bubba The Big Guy on UUDD
Thank you based Creed
>>
>>837068
>>837069
>>837072
>>837074
Kill yourselves
>>
>>837079
If there's no BiggiE I Shiggy
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>>837080
lick me dick
>>
>>837079
Ryback seems like such a great guy. Shame he sucks on the mic and in-ring.
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>>837080
>I dont find your conversation enlightening thus i suggest you end your existence because it disturbs my high functioning autism
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>>837080
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>>837068
>womyns wrestling
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>>837089
>nia
>womyn
>>
>>837079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mkK_zDo0bU
part 2
>>
>>837079
>comment suggesting Asuka
My body is ready
>>
>>837079
I just finished binge watching UUDD last night. Better than Raw tbqh. Becky's shitty german accent stole my heart.
>>
I fucking hate life I want to die where is John Cena I'm gonna kill myself
>>
>>837081
he fears a real big guy.
>>
>>837104
He's back in two weeks senpai. Hold on a bit longer.
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>>837068
HIGH TEST
I
G
HIGH TEST
>>
Fuck life and fuck the world
>>
>>837102
link to becky's video
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>>837110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwdFVrIlOmM
she's there from like 36:50 to around 45:00
>>
>>836878


>>836892
Wow it's crazy that the WWE title changing hands on Raw for the first time in years resulted in higher ratings, well done Rome Dome!
>>
>>837068
>women's wrestling finally starts to get off the ground in nxt
>vince wants to push eva but hhh has enough clout to knock it on the head
>but THE ROCK'S COUSIN MAGGLE is getting title shots within a month of debuting despite being even worse than eva on the mic AND in the ring
Amazing. At least they didn't put the title on the Hambeast Incarnate.
>>
>>837111
Thanks fAm
>>
>>837113
>than eva on the mic AND in the ring
nah I could buy her offense as potential painful so she's better

eva looks like some 5 year old moving an action figure around
>>
They don't make women like Marlena anymore, she's a true goddess.
>>
>>837079
>everyone is much more likeable and entertaining on UUDD than WWE TV
Gee, I wonder what could be causing that.
>>
>>837113
>>but THE ROCK'S COUSIN MAGGLE is getting title shots within a month of debuting despite being even worse than eva on the mic AND in the ring

>literally being butthurt that they pushed and jobbed out Nia

They needed a fill-in Heel for Bayley to run through to give her a decent reign and she was right place, right time.
She's now going to go on and job to Asuka in order to continue her build-up.
What's even the problem?
>>
>>837119
If they keep on this path then I'm fine with Nia being around desu. I was worried she was going to beat Bayley but the danger seems to have passed.

I can't wait to see Asuka kick a few tonnes off of her, man.
>>
>>837123
>yfw asuka kicks her in the stomach and she burps/pukes in the ring

How hard do you mark?
>>
>>837123
Yeah that was the point, I think it was very well done, actually.
The fact that she was hot-shotted so quickly and booked dominantly beforehand provoked the legitimate worry that she may actually take the title off Bayley. Had they built her over the course of months it would have been more obvious she was just Monster Heel #1841, but the quick push made it seem like she was potentially fat, Samoan Lesnarette.
Her match with Asuka will be interesting because
>Nia trying to bump Asuka's strikes properly and just jiggling around like a fuckwit
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>>837125
Praying for it
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>>837125
>vomits a whole coconut
>Roman mentions it in a promo the following week
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>>837128
I like Asuka's ring-work but I just don't see it in terms of her hotness.
She's not "thick" either, she's just chubby.
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>>837129
>'Looks like, uh, my distant relative has more coconuts than you, Vince'.
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>>837131
i dont know, maybe you like men.
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>>837134
No I just think she's really ugly tbqh
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>>837131
Yellow fever. Many of the males on here are infected with it. Myself I think she's cute, but not 'hot' per se.
>>
>>837136
so who do you think is hot?
>>
>>837139
In Main WWE? Honestly a lot of the Divas have fucking busted Faces and the most genuinely attractive is Becky and Sasha from very select angles.
In NXT Bliss is best because dat body.
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>>837131
Asuka's thick and healthy, she just doesn't have any definition.
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>>837113

>despite being even worse than eva on the mic AND in the ring

This is false. Why do smarks get so butthurt about dumb things and then exaggerate it to epic proportions?
>>
>>837141
>becky and sasha are fine
>asuka aint
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>>837147
>>837147
>>837147
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>>837151

Wait till 500 faggot
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>>837150
Becky's much better than Asuka facially (when she's not smiling/snarling)
And I did note that Sasha is only cute when the angles are select. Sometimes she's hot as fuck and sometimes she seabiscuit.
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>>837152
that isnt the bump.limit anymore you newtrash
>>
>>837154

It doesn't matter because right now there are 7 /wwe/ generals on the board cocklicker.
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>>837155
too bad faggot. Go post about airsoft. We run this shit now
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>>837150
>implying anyone can compete with this qt
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>>837158

Only if you kill yourself first
>>
>>836228

he needs to add lou thesz press and eye gouge to his repertoire

maybe throw in a russian leg sweep for nostalgia
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>>837128
Asians sure are ugly.
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