/wwe/ General #1687: No Chance in Lel Edition

BRIE MODE

>>835045

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqRjgsqqZok

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>the city of deanetty
first for the A+ player

>>835050
She seems like a sweetheart desu

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>>835045
Right so far

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>>835052

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=WL50KF6Tiuo#/7830;8465

>>835050
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

>>835046
It was actually because of a concussion lawsuit from old employees

>making a new general when the old one is still on the front page
What a shithole

>>835050
My current fave theme song tb.h fa.m

>>835061
nice meme

>>835062
>not Hellfire or skys the limit
like, yuck

I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD

CAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>835064
The problem with Sasha's theme is it doesn't sound all that great in bigger arenas.
For NXT, it's perfect, but on RAW and everything, sounds way too low at the intro.

>>835065

>im here to over sell, im here to over sell

>MY KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>3 threads in one day
>Roman revitalizing /wwe/
Based Reigns

>>835065
>not I AM PERFECTION

>>835069
>tfw we'll hit 2000 by WM

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>>835068

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLWeUs4r0cY
thoughts?

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ROMAN
REIGNS

>>835061
Its /asp/. The old one will be on the first page for a week.

>nxt special
>the audio is all fucked up
>bywrong and the spic are way too fucking loud
>the loud UK crowd is drown out as fuck
>shitty nashville raw audiences are louder on USA

>cringe as fuck emma theme song and entrance

>the crowds in these match promo segments are litearlly dead as fuck

>even nxt smarks claim its a better product than the main event

>event hasnt even started "bla bla is gonna kill you"

>shitty michael cole-esq repeated statements by the spic commentator

>yet another generic fucking re-used mark crowd chant when nothing in the ring demands it

Paige's screams get my dick very hard lads

>>835083

LOL video goes black for almost a minute barely comes back before the pin

>this is the best produced wrestling organization

Finn Balor is the Tim Tebow of wrestling. Amazing in the lower levels, but will never amount to anything in WWE

Is Balor demon mode has the highest power level? Since he never lost when he became the demon.

If cigarettes looked as dangerous as they are, you'd run like hell!

>>835050
Why is she jobbing so much? I thought she was one of the untouchables?

Is because Nikki's off or the Daniel Bryan thing?

>>835091

Don't worry, he'll be jobbing on the main roster soon enough.

>>835088
>lads
Hahaha LADS XD WE'RE LUGGAGE LADS XD

>>835083
> /wwe/ cuntrarians

best part about NXT, is seeing all the shitty gimmicks that will never get over on RAW


>how u doin

>this shitty roman reigns tier promo after they got in the ring

>>835064

Glad someone else likes Hellfire

>>835093
Because Lil Naitch is the golden girl now. Brie is worthless without Nikki.

>triple H has a mic over muffled so his voice sounds more gruff for whatever reason at the opening of the event

>the very next audio is his normal voice doing a promo from some other event without the muffled audio effect

>>835100
>Lil Naitch

no fuck you senpai we're not switching who gets that nickname

>>835097
lol Enzo & Cass were more over on this year's RAWafterMania than Reigns was

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>>835105
>Enzo & Cass were more over

>>835106
> shitposting

At least you had the decency to out yourself immediately

>>835106

whos that qt boxxy gril

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>>835104
I have sinned

>>835108
Becky

>>835107

That wasn't me but you're delirious for thinking the Enzo and Cass gimmick, or any NXT gimmick for that matter would work on the main roster.

FYI: Everyone is "over" on NXT. It literally means nothing.

>bailey literally doing the john cena turn towards the crowd in-time with the theme song

cringe as fuck

>match is about to begin shes already crying

>>835116
Right, I forgot that NXT is actually booked well

> Enzo & Cass were just super-over in front of 10K Brits
> NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT LE FULL SAIL MEME CROWD XD

>>835112

why did they give her a shitty steampunk goggles with orange hair gimmick

what the fuck is nia jax wearing, it looks like a bunch of trash cans stapled together or something

>>835119

The Ascension were also over you twat, you don't hear people chanting for them.

>>835120
Vince recently saw Wild Wild West and The Fifth Element for the first time, he was pretty busy when they came out desu

>>835120
>"That's all just steampunk as well, but they make me feel like a pilot and I imagine this is my ship and I'm going to take it to infinity and beyond. And then it's like I can see the world through my own unique set of eyes, for my bexplorations."
Her look is supposed to be based off of a character from a trading card game or something. I have no doubt Vince approves because THEY NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE IRISH DAMMIT

>>835124
amazon gear.

>>835120

How else would we know she was Irish if she didn't have oompa loompa hair?

>>835125

lol BTFO

same shit with adam rose, nevell, bo dallas

>nxtwerps wanna act like bo dallas wasnt a literal NXT champ

>>835124
inb4 the pasta

>>835120
i have no idea what steampunk is but the orange hair is so the marks know that shes irish.

>>835120
>they

her choice, she's meant to look like a magic character

>>835125
Coincidentally, The Ascension were ALSO booked well in NXT

Are we learning yet?

>Samoa Joe
>Jordan and Gable
>Asuka
>Crews
>Corbin
These are the only wrestlers that will be over on the main roster.

>>835125
show me when the ascension where infront of 10 thousand fans in NXT

>>835130
Literally nobody does that

>>835137

so since seth rollins was in NXT when it was still FCW that means samoa fats is more talented right?

>>835126
He now vince is not uptodate but hes only 10 years behind.

>>835045
was Dolph on drugs on Smackdown? That promo didn't make any sense at all.

>>835135
>Asuka
Can't wait to see her participate in extreme makeover matches or some shit. Fucking Vince.

>>835134

>1 hour show
>every show in the same venue
>wow we get a reaction

so does fucking hoodslam, they just dont have a billion dollar company funding their production, marketing and distribution

>>835139
What the fuck is this babbling retarded mess even attempting to say?

>>835141
hes not good at live promos, he needs pretaped backstage promos, the only times he good at live promos if hes with someone else or hestalkingreallyfastlikethisnottakingabreath

>nia jax's legdrop is literally her leg barely even coming up half way then falling

>she doesnt jump or anything

>>835141
he's just a lunatic maggle

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>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 13 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)

>>835144
I'm really struggling to envision what your point is even supposed to be.

>>835143
>implying she wont have a mulan gimmick or seths (maybe itamis) geisha.

>>835137

I like how you gotta specify NXT cause you know that they've performed in bigger crowds and gotten no reaction. They were actually on the Royal Rumble card this year against DX.

>>835135

>corbin

yeah him and the Yeti are really gonna set the WWE universe on fire

>>835151

The point he's making is that when you perform in front of the same people over and over every week they'll give you a reaction. That reaction isn't guaranteed once you make it on the main roster.

>>835145

>thinking anyone on the NXT roster right now is why they're now being traveled and put in larger arenas

thats like praising the current lakers roster for being on a team that has 16 championships

>>835154
based ZZ is the future with that former NFL guy that looks like old chris masters

>>835125
>>835130
>01:18:14
>01:19:49
stop samefagging

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>>835159

Not everyone who disagrees with you is samefagging

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The Ascension are already dead.

>>835151

the same fucking jobless fake college kids who wanna be apart of a memeverse show up to their friend simulation convention and shit cheer

guess what, fucking people shit cheer at soccer matches too and everyone universally agrees thats the shittiest and least entertaining sporting event to watch and the raeson why any 1st world country that has other sporting event options its fucking no where near the top on profits and attendance

>>835153

remember when they jobbed to the announcing team on RAW, lel and the crowd popped

>>835153
> new monster team gets chumped out by 50-somethings

GEE I WONDER WHY THEY AREN'T OVER

Reminder that Tyler Breeze was over at Takeover Brooklyn

>>835168
Reminder that he's not even mid carder material and will never accomplish anything

>>835154
Corbin will be the top heel when he graces the main roster.

>>835168
Reminder that Breeze only ever lost to top guys in NXT

Reminder that on this week's Smackdown he lost to fucking TITUS

why is every backstage NXT promo them looking off to the side of the camera

is it so they can read off their promo cards

>dusty rhodes tag team tournament

>whats the most nonsensicle thing we could attack a recent death to for marketing even tho they never even participated in that type of match during their career

>watching mementrance trying to talk
>even during a backstage pre-recorded promo
>looks fake as fuck
>that shitty mop hair

>samoa fats wears his trunks almost up to his man tits to hide his fat ass love handles

>wearing oversized knee tape above where the boots end to cover up his thighs rubbing

>>835170
> not even mid carder material

He is better than the current WWE World Champ in literally every way

>>835174
Not to vince and that's all that matters

>>835174
I like breeze but LMAO
come ON. THAT ENTIRE GIMMICK IS BASICALLY BORN FOR LOW MIDCARD

hes going to be on superstars wrestling Job Swagger soon enough

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>>835170
this

nxmeme fans need to manage their expectations.

>mfw i go on wwe ig/fb and everyone is just calling breeze an ugly faggot

>>835168

LMAO yet another even more recent BTFO example

nxtwerps will never learn


>baylor's shitty top hat and cheap looking walmart halloween cape

LMAO

remember when stone cold blew him out for his stupid painted mouth on his chest

>WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MATCH DUDE, IT LOOKS STUPID AS FUCK

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>i only watch WWE

>>835173
Why are you even watching? You seem to dislike everything about NXT.

>>835177
>THAT ENTIRE GIMMICK IS BASICALLY BORN FOR LOW MIDCARD

Yeah, whoever heard of Gorgeous George or Shawn Michaels? Total jabronies.

>>835180
>I watch

>>835178
>i go on wwe ig/fb

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPqksG9nbA

>>835182
Totally different eras

>>835180
>vince we signed a mastodon with a beard
sounds good, put him with the group of the fat IRS KID with the neckbeard!
>but vince hes green
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IM VINCE MCMAHON DAMN IT LET HIM LEARN ON THE JOB!

>>835185
Yeah, back then wrestling actually got popular

>>835173
>trying this hard

>finn baylors finisher is the same as ADR

>uses it just 3 days after ADR used it on chairs

>had samoa fats laid out to avoid the most obvious comparistion

I-I LEAP OUT AN LAND ON THEM RATHER THAN HAVE THEM ON THE TURNBUCKLE UPSIDE DOWN, I-ITS TOTALLY ORIGINAL!

>>835179
ok so are we talking about fullsail ot NXT crowds in general. Make up your mind.

Most of everyone who attended summerslam attended takeover brooklyn

That last bong stadium that takeover was held was fucking massive.


The whole reason this whole EVERYONES OVER IN FULL SAIL argument started because full sail is a uni center with not many seats no? Does everyone from fullsail university fly with the NXT team when they tour?

Do you really think outside of full sail. Arenas THAT big are filled with ALL smarks? Literally? No casual viewers at all?

>implying that many smarks could even afford to go to those shows since theyre fat neckbeards in their moms basement

Im not the breezefag that you guys are responding to, but I want some legit explaining. If not.. im content to agree with everyone else that you cucks are just memeing since goal posts keep getting moved.

>>835189
that and hes a manlet so ADRs is better.

>>835182

you mean long after michaels already was over in various territories and as a solo act?

lol

you fuckiing millenials

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>>835174

He's probably proud of his former partner 2bh

>>835189
Balor has been using that as a finish for over a year now, you cuntrarian dickwad

>>835189
why are you comparing ADR who started using that as a finish two months ago with Fin Balor? Why are you comparing them when they aren't even the same move?

>>835192
Shawn's first solo gimmick was literally the gimmick Breeze has now

18+

>>835182

You didn't just compare Tyler Breeze to Shawn Michaels did you? Are you kidding me with this?

>>835198
Because you'll give him a (You) if he does it.

>>835172
Nxt =/=the big stage

Hell when titus himself goes to nxt, he's a monster

>>835201
I'm not the first by any means and I won't be the last.

If you think this is in any way a new thing, you're too new.

>>835203
> monster

That's not even remotely true.

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>>835184
>not keeping in touch with what the people want

its not nxmeme jabronis like tyler

lmao his valet is taller than him

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When Roman was in FCW as Roman Leakee do you guys think he perhaps got his name from something a ring rat or someone in the back discovered?

You think it was because of his "Leakee" penis?
Did Roman catch chlamydia at one point from a ringrat slut in his life while becoming a big star? Did someone find out? VOTE NOW!

http://strawpoll.me/6297815

>>835190

>your already in a city
>tickets cheap as fuck
>probably a package thats not that much more than the initial PPV price to just go ahead and attend NXT along with AXXESS or anything else

>wow what a turnout!

fucking WWE sold out an arena just as large as the london show was for a 5 minute brock lensar squash match vs kofi kingston a few months ago

so congrats, the entire roster of NXT is equal to a non-storyline brock lesnar sqaush match house show

>>835205
> using the opinions of YAAAAASSS SLAY QUEEN Nikki cucks as your supporting argument

actual mental retardation

>>835199

Didn't know Michaels used to come out to crickets while taking selfies

>>835204

I think this is actually the first time I've read something so mind numbingly stupid about pro-wrestling on here, I doubt it will be the last, but you certainly take the cake on this one.

>>835207
> your

1 word in and you outed yourself as a dumbfuck. Bravo.

>>835198

>baylore wasnt doing it while the opponent was upside down on the turnbuckle before
>now he suddenly started leaping out to them laid out

>ever since the botched entrance he no long crawls or has the really overdone hair
>literally a fake hat with stapled red and black strips of cloth

the fucking boogie man looked scarier and had a fucking more over entance than this guy

and he was during the PG era of RAW and still looks more sick, not with shitty ripped up colored t-shirt strips stapled to the inside of a hat and a shitty faggot wool jacket with the collar popped

>>835209
Nah, he just used to come out to crickets while looking in a mirror

18+

>>835214
>more over entrance

im not a balor fan. But come on, you're just being a fucking idiot now. Balor has the hand movement shit and is being built as a serious character

While boogieman was intimidating, he was a fucking fool jobber character. Fuck off brah.

Quit digging so deep.

>>835208
you are thinking of twitter stans. cena, reigns and paige are the hot shit on ig and fb

stay bitter my faves will get airtime on raw and smackdown while breeze is jobbing on main event in a few months. summer rae deserves better

>>835215

>Shawn Michaels
>Getting no reactions ever

Wew

>>835211
> longhaired prettyboy
> narcissistic admiration of own reflection
> arrogant
> cocky
> hot-tempered
> kick finisher
> sings own theme
> corner hammock taunt
> viewed as "undersized" compared to peers

YEAH THEY'RE NOTHING ALIKE OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT HURR DURF

>cuck filter removed
>baka desu senpai filters stay

I'd rather the site read like black twitter than an anime 2bh

>>835217
You're really dumb.

>>835214
the fake hat was to appease to the britcucks because jack the ripper you tryhard mark

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>>835219

Is this post even real?

>>835218
Shawn actually pretty impressively blew his own heat in the 1992 Royal Rumble by going straight after Flair

18+

>>835216

no amount of shitty dry paint is gonna make your legos playing with faggot who cant speak over on the main roster

hes already like 40yo which is cesaro territory

he'll have like 1 good year then tear his shoulder or something and nobody will care

>>835219

you mean rick martel

>>835225
i said i wasnt a balor fan and main roster? Nothing you said has anything to do with what i responded to you with

You said Boogieman had a more over entrance than Finn which I said was entirely untrue.

Thanks for outing yourself as a retard though. :)

>>835223
I'm just stating facts m8

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holy shit KO getting BTFO on JR's podcast by Russo

I disagree with him completely but I wonder if he'll respond to it

>>835229

I could also state the fact that Ziggler as of late has been trying really hard to be Shawn when they're nothing alike.

>>835230

taz blew him out since the popcorn in the face gimmick 2 weeks ago and then after the TLC match when he wasnt there cause he says it reminds him of how they booked him

>>835231
Ziggler is more like Steel Panther

>>835230
He already said enough on his twitter.. and it was a great comeback. I dont think WWE wants a current employee getting into a heated battle with some washed up shitbag whos burned bridges with them to get him any attention


>literally paying attention to vince russo

Hes literally nobody. His only relevant yet irrelevant to everybody else friend is Disco Inferno who he mentioned is an "example of a good worker."

The dude is so desperate for attention that he skypes with random teenagers and talks about the business. Hes a god damn bum

>>835230
Why would Kev care about somebody who's been irrelevant to wrestling for almost as long as Kev has BEEN wrestling?

>>835234

>shawn michaels blowing ziggler the fuck out on austins podcast

>you can look like another guy but eventually you gotta make a name for yourself
>very next night ziggler comes out with the same millennial michaels gimmick

>>835230
what did he say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFA0V9ipT2w

post yfw Cena returns with this

>>835237
this tb h. I dont think anyone takes anything seriously from a guy thats been fired for destroying every promotion then writing a book thats basically just him feeling sorry for himself

>tfw based Alvarez btfo him on one of his shows

>>835241
Everything youd expect from Vince Russo. Loads of bullshit

>calling him a bad worker
>calling him slow

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>>835230

>>835239

remember how well that promo worked on cena

>all those nxtmemes sitting front row with their freshly bought 5x KO shirts sitting hardcam

>their faces and reaction when he tapped like a bitch

>was literally non-existant for months after till this recent 1 month IC title reign that was totally memorable which included a ryback win (dirty, both times) and a 5 minute loss to ambros and zero promo on raw to protect himself to stay over an continue any type of storyline

>>835180
what the fuck was that

>>835247
he pinned him clean his 2nd time you idiot

>>835250

he raked his face both times

>>835247
I know you're baiting but jesus. Get better please. Youre about as subtle as Australia.

Maybe you are Australia

>>835251
No he didnt. There was a scrum in the ropes that distracted the ref.

>I'd be worried if I weren't an obese fat fucker

>>835247
> existant

So dumb.

>>835220
pham and tbf needed to go. Cuck should have never been filtered in the first place

>>835230
Russo is just a salty old faggot desperate for attention. I would be too if everyone in the business shunned me and thought i was a joke

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>>835246
based fatass

Never seen so many people tear into a wrestler this hard. Kevin Owens literally blown out on all fronts.

>>835260


HEY VINCENT, WATCH THIS!

>>835242
I'd mark pretty hard tbch

>>835261
YOU LIKE THIS VINCE?

>>835246
>Owens responds with this

>Russo literally make 2 one hour shows responding, including some "comedy" show called Mark and Mark

How can one man be this desperate for views? Was Cornette right guys?

Vote NOW!

http://strawpoll.me/6297879

>>835260
By who, Russo?

The guy who hasn't been relevant since The Millennium Bug?

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>>835261

HEY COLE, YOU LIKE THIS?

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>>835260
>I take things seriously from a guy who everyone in the business and their mom thinks is a complete hack

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>>835246
based KO

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>>835246
kek

>>835269
Why is KO so adorable here?

>- Speaking of Kalisto and Sin Cara. A rematch between WWE Tag Team Champions New Day and Lucha Dragons has been set for next week's Super Smackdown Live, with the championships on the line.
New Day gonna get blown out

>>835272
are the lucha dragons the kings of smackdown?

Do their powerlevels increase high there like Rollins' does at PPV's

Big wool

>not wanting finger eleven slow chemical

Plebius maximii

>>835273
They don't appear that often on SD so it's hard to tell, but they've beaten ND clean multiple times now.

>this was two years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTj4oGS1nbA

where does the time go lads

>>835269
They misspelled 'Eat'.

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>>835282

>>835281
https://youtu.be/bND1zlzAOpY?t=203
>that cena/punk camaraderie
i miss him m8

>>835281
> Big E rubbing shoulders with the main eventers
> this never lead anywhere

Fucking Vince and his Anoa'i fetish

>>835281
The Bellas debuted in 2008. Let that sink in.

>ref DQing KO for throwing Ziggler over the announce table
wtf I thought that was legal

>>835281
FUCK CM PUNK

>quits a month after this
fag

>>835287

He was intercontinental champ ffs.

>>835291
>muh staph infection

>>835290
It's as bad as when they DQ a team because the partner breaks the count.

>>835290
i swear to god wwe is starting to randomly add stipulations

What about the lucha dragons diving at big E? Shouldnt of they been DQ for that?

>>835292
Wow, he held the most irrelevant title in the company, awesome

>>835294

or when someone gets thrown into the steel steps

>>835286
fuck cm punk

>>835291
>demands to work with the new stars on the roster to help get them established, even on his last night

Yeah, what a dick that guy is.

>>835296

Wtf are you talking about that it didn't lead anywhere? You can see him tagging with Cena there can't you?

>>835296
>US title

>>835290
still a based ending though. I hope they keep KO being this sadistic. I hope he ends up putting ambrose in the stretcher with the apron spot.. Or powerbomb spam

will mark

>>835281
That was awesome, I'm glad i watched this.

>>835303
It'll amount to nothing when Ambrose beats him clean on three consecutive ppvs or something

>>835281
>>835286
I don't see any discontent or anger in him here yet this was a month before he dipped. The guy looks fine. What the hell happened?

>>835301
Evan Bourne used to tag with Cena too, m8

>>835306
Staph infections only get worse over time if they're not treated, to the point where you feel like you're actually fucking dying just doing your day-to-day stuff

SOURCE: I've had them

>>835305
Theyre clearly setting up a triple threat IC championship senpai.

Either way I would hope that ziggler is the guy that eats the pin since ziggler is the punching bag. Leading to the rumble and ending the feud

>>835304
yeah, it has pretty much everything you could ask for out of a fun promo
>>835307
They were serious about Big E. something happened tho

>>835309
So who challenges Ambrose for the belt after the Rumble?

I've really come around to Becky's voice, I'm really enjoying her talking segments. Never thought I would turn into a Becky fag

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>who's the fat guy?

>>835310
Vince realised he didn't have pretty longhair / was black

>>835314

He didn't lose to Reigns though faggot

>>835312
Can't resist that Irish brogue senpai

>>835311
Plenty of guys are possible. Big D Lengthston if New Day drops the titles at RR. Tyler Breeze for ambrose to go over since Breeze is gonna be Bo Dallas 2.0. Anyone from the league of nations.. etc. Maybe Neville takes miz' advice and turns heel.


Th-then KO gets into the title picture.. somehow.... :)

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>>835314
>implying vince doesnt love black people

>>835315
He lost and is still losing what should be his spot to him, dummy

>>835317
> turning Neville heel

Disgoostin'

>>835327
fucking sethfags uniting

>deanetty
kek

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it's the literal fucking GOAT's birthday today

happy birthday SCSA

he's 51

>>835327
Deanetty btfo

>>835324

Cry harder faggot

>>835327
I love how the angle for this year post-Mania was that Reigns was supposed to be having a bad year, until this RAW when they suddenly decided he wasn't

>>835053
So fucking unkempt.

>>835327

Reminder that Deanetty literally isn't a meme

>>835327
expected rollins to win.

>>835331
Shitpost more underager

>>835336

>Everything is Reigns' fault

Get cucked less

>>835083
You seem tense. When was the last time you felt the warmth of a vagina?

>Inb4 my mom

>>835337
> implying the entire company isn't being used to make Reigns look really, really strong

Grow up.

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>>835339
consider suicide

>>835339

>Being this paranoid and butthurt

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>>835088
You have low standards friend.


>>835329
>mfw this guy is incredibly overrated

>>835083
jesus, enough with your bullet point bullshit.

>>835342
Man kill yourself, don't even waste my time

>>835344
Sure, I take all advice from Fags behind a keyboard

>>835342
who's your GOAT? Malenko?

>>835344
stone cold after wm x7 was gay af

>>835164
>and everyone universally agrees thats the shittiest and least entertaining sporting event to watch
>and everyone universally agrees
Americans being self centered, who could have guessed

Anything good or at least interesting happen on Smackdown tonight?

>>835347
The Blue Meanie

>>835156
So? Besides that, they are shit booked on the main roster. So does everybody else. Try to deny that, faggot. I dare you.

>>835358
swig a beer to the J.O.B. squad

>>835354
The shit I took before bed had more substance to it

I hate Team Bad

>>835370
almost everyone does

fire them all desu

>>835371

I don't have a problem with any of them individually, but the stable is awful and does nothing.

What is their gimmick? Unfunny new day? Office bitches on vacation?

>>835374
seems like female new day

thier shit at TLC was fucking awful

fire naomi

>>835376
>fire the hightest goddess
no

>>835381
nigger detected

she is terrible and awkward as fuck at promos

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are wrestlers normies?

we all agree that this habit is on the spectrum so in order to dedicate your life to training, working out, doing gymnastics (also pretty autistic), and working for a meme company like WWE is definitely a weird pursuit.

Guys like Daniel Bryan, Finn Balor, and Shawn Michaels are clearly a little autistic. Then there's the failed football players like Brock, Roman, and SCSA who kind of grew up with the shit but are all alphas at heart.

Is a guy like Seth or Cesaro a normie? Guys who are clearly well adjusted but dedicated their entire lives to wrestling. And where does Bret Hart fall on this scale?

Thank you for reading. I appreciate any (You)'s.

>>835382
but they are all bad at promos

>>835387
seth is a scene little emo faggot, he is not a normie

cesaro seems like an autist, definitely browses /wooo/ or /sp/

>>835150
>the guy who carried shawn in dx
stopped reading

>>835180
I think Bubba should have just sold it the first time, not entirely Beef Stroganoff's fault.

Not that he's any less green, mind you.

>>835076
Who is this semen demon with the meme laughs?

>>835393
but that wasnt the planned spot

according to meltzer strowman had the worst tryout ever, it fucking shows.

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I want to squeeze her rolls and sniff her big sweaty ass.

>>835045
>mfw they really made a point to show how Dean and Vince are friendly even though Dean is feuding with the Authority/Vince's daughter and stepson
I wonder if they'll remember this plot point?

Dean seems very out of place in Roman's family, simply because the Usos are so fucking weird-looking.

>>835109
Is that Charles Robinson?

>>835148
And they wondered why Bayley kicked out after 3 or 4 of them

>>835394
Emilia Clarke

>>835148
its because shes fat and cant even move around

Itd be cool if she was agile or something but shes as green as strowman. Shes just a fat woman who sucks.

What the fuck even happened? All her instagram pics she looked built like beth pheonix esque. She makes her debut and she looks like a fucking hamplanet

Because shes the rocks cousin does she get to be a lazy toad?

Thoughts on Nia Jax or possibly Ronda Rousey competing in the men's division and maybe even winning the WWE WHC? I wouldn't mind honestly. I just wonder how they'd book it without portraying violence towards women.

>>835416

That'd be terrible because they're not good wrestlers

Also I'd much rather see Brock Lesnar or John Cena compete in the diva's division

>>835412
You can't just establish something as your finisher and precede to bury it the first big match you get. I mean I got worked as planned but it just made the match worse.

>>835045
Dean will never be the champ. It's sad, but true.

>>835327
It's true though. Seth didn't have one good match this year, he botched a lot and can't talk oh, and got injured and nearly killed Sting with his botching.

While Dean and Roman had 4*+ matches throughout the year and both won titles to end the year.

>>835421
> Seth didn't have one good match this year

Imagine being this delusionally wrong

>>835422
And yet you didn't name one.

Good comeback!

>>835421
>Seth didn't have one good match this year
Seth vs John Vs brock is match of the year and tons of other great matches with Cesaro, Dean, & Neville to name a few, nice selective memory fAm.

>Dean and Roman had 4*+ matches throughout the year
I would like see how many you can name

>>835395
In that case, yeah. Big Strongman fucked up for sure if that wasn't what they were planning.

>>835423
Royal Rumble
WrestleMania PLAY
Extreme Rules
Payback
Money in the Bank
SummerSlam
Night of Champions
Live in MSG

And that's without even delving into TV stuff

>All this tumblr-tier fangirling shitposting over which Shield member is the best and which of the others are shit

They all have potential in their own way to be over and entertaining, I swear to fuck you're like teenage girls in the shield fandom

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>>835421

>>835442
Stop posting Deanetty.

>>835442
No, I'll protect our White Jesus The A+ Player Seth Rollins forever.

>>835442
> Reigns
> potential

It's not 2013 anymore

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>>835246
Based fatass

He's gonna make it, brahs

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>>835286
They've always been good friends - probably since MITB 2011

Post your fave five hottest guys in WWE right now.

1. Seth Rollins
2. Roman Reigns
3. Randy Orton
4. Dean Ambrose
5. Big Match John

>>835411
It is

>>835416
No. I don't want to see any stronk woman bullshit or I'm done with the product.

Post mistakes WWE have made that give us the shit we have now:
>killing wcw
>killing ecw
>removing heyman from smackdowns creative
>creating that abomination ecw 2.0
>unifying the top belts
>killing the prestige and importance of the whc
>waiting until every main eventer other than cena & orton they left or retired before building anyone new (punk and bryan were organic and now one of them left too)
>making raw 3 hours
>putting cena over almost everyone
>constantly bringing back old cunts and part timers

>>835457
Beeg
Charlie
JBL
Sacha
Vince

Who is Katie Vick?

>>835464
NXT becoming a WWE gateway for boring indie vanilla rating killer midgets

>>835467
I find it ironic that the dude who said that would go down as one of the most worst champions of the early 90's desu

Also nice meme

>>835464
Pretty much. Also
>rigidly scripting most star's promos
>allowing next to no input from the workers unless their name is John Cena, Mark Calaway etc
Last one is a biggie. People like Batista, Paige and Stone Cold have criticised WWE and all have shown that they know their shit, that creative is way out of touch. Even Jerishill recently made some spot on comments.

They really need to listen to the people who actually go out there and interact with the fans. There are a lot of smart people on that roster who actually know whats best for business. So many of the most entertainign stars have been people who were allowed a lot of freedom in their work (Rock, Stone Cold, even the New Day as a recent example).

>>835464
agree with this as fuck.

Theres no room to push other guys. Its literally 2 dudes amongst an array of geeks. WWE is such a clusterfuck of bullshit now

what would Vince do if all the part timers he has died simutaneously? Would he kill himself? Would WWE die?

>>835415
Iirc she got hurt, put on weight while she was out, and they told her it was okay

>>835467
>buzzwords

>>835470
ay fucking men.

>in b4 some antismark replies negatively to your post and pretends to enjoy the steamy liquid shit vince is taking in his mouth

>>835467
> there are people still parroting this
> it's almost 2016

>>835469
> most worst
He was the worst

>>835476
Bo Dallas
Kalisto
Neville
Adam Rose
Tyler Breeze
Ascension
Kevin Owens
Charlotte
Emma
Becky Lynch

All get zero crowd reaction in cities that actually matter (mark cities)

And soon enough, these vanilla charisma-less jobbers will join the main roster and make WWE even more unbearably boring than it currently is:

Finn Balor
Bayley
Sami Zayn
Hideo Itami
Aiden English
Simon Gotch
Enzo Amore

Christ. HHH is going to kill WWE.

>>835483
Define 'mark city'. Owens and Kalisto have both gotten respectable reactions in plenty of cities.

>>835466
We don't talk about that anon.

>>835483
> implying all of those are "indie vanilla midgets with no charisma"

Dumb-as-fuck

>>835484
A crowd that cheers his favorite Roman Reigns bbygurrrl

>>835457
A+ player
Deanetty
Rusev
KO

Don't give a fuck about the rest of the geek and loser parade.

>>835483
>i-it d-doesnt count because muh smark crowd
Fuck off anti smark, your gimmick is getting stale.

KO has gotten cheers/boos in quite a few different cities. He gets a reaction every week on raw.

The rest of your list though, yeah, fans don't give a fuck. But that's just as much creative's fault as their own.

I mean for fucks sake, there's only so much you can do with a gimmick like Rose or Breeze.

>>835491
smarks are a minority, of course they don't matter

>>835493
And yet they have rustled you this hard

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>>835281
Based as fuck promo.

>we will never see punk again in wwe

>>835498
I miss his promos. The boxing with God one just showed how watered down the PG era Rock was. Punk totally outmatched him.

>>835281
Wow, CM actually didn't look like total shit for once here.

>>835483
>putting KO on that list
this one is delusion on your part

>>835483
Take Owens out of there because hes ectually established, getting crowd reactions and moving merch.. and your golden

Rollins came out of NXT too. Why arent you memeing on him?

https://twitter.com/bayleysass

kek

>>835506
Basically everybody who has debuted since The Shield has come from NXT

>>835510
grats. You FOUND IT!

real talk though, will this bitch ever have a legit thong slip./ ass crack slip? I feel like its came so close to happening

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HOLY SHIT

IT'S HAPPENING

RIP

>>835512
Someday. No one can escape the careful eye of the press forever.

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>>835264

Cornette is always right (except about Kevin Owens he was wrong about that)

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What's this move called?

>>835520
> Cornette is always right

His run as booker of ROH would dispute that

>>835470
Imagine if Jericho got no opinion on his debut, we wouldn't of had that based entrance and debut.

This is why wrestlers need input on their promos and character.

>>835520
he had nothing bad to say about based fatass' ring work and promos. He was happy with his success when he found out about his WWE debut. He just disliked him because he was a smartass and hard to work with apparently..

Cornette is just an old man

>>835501
I just miss him. We need more people who can cut a promo badly right now.

>>835530
Dont worry. We'll have PG Rock back talking about poopy oreos soon enough :)


>yfw he wins the rumble and its COUSIN VS COUSIN ONCE IN A LIFETIME AT WM32

What would you do?

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>>835531

>>835506
No he didnt, he was in fcw with Roman dean Cesaro etc. Not nxt shitters

>>835545
Yeah. Then he went on to become the first NXT champion you fucking mongoloid

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>bump limit

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>>835094
>"R-Truth win the pin. R-Truth with the win!! A huge upset"
>"Upset? R-TRUTH JUST SHOWED THE WORLD THAT HE'S STILL GOT IT MAGGLE. WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES BALOR"

>>835561
>will still be in the catalogue in a few days time

>>835594
>>835594
>>835594

>>835395
>according to meltzer
theres your problem. Braun isnt that bad, that was Bubba's fault.

>>835520
Wouldn't that mean he's also right about John Cena?

>>835273

they're basically the fucking peurto rican tag team with the little mascot, except now the mascot is on the team and one of the peruto ricans is his tag partner

>>835286

>how do we make the shield look really strong!
>put our 2 biggest names and....BIG E hes really big, LOOK AT HIM
>lets have big E and reigns get the last 2 tags so reigns cna look REALLY STRONG

>>835290

>he doesnt know that the tag team matches during the PG era have shoot rules that include the number of times they can break up a pin

>>835099
>tfw I say Faugh A Ballagh when the song pauses
>tfw it makes me feel like Sheamus