I don't know what the bump limit is for /asp/
Lets play a game:
>Pick one upper-carder
>swap him with a low-carder
>validate your choice
theyre creating a legit buildup for it and KO is an angry fuck who wants to put people on stretchers again
It was pretty good. announce team kept addressing that this is "a different kevin owens" etc. I hope this is some sort of sign of card elevation.
The STFU is saved by the fact that Cena can actually do it and make it vicious, though. He just chooses not to for whatever reason.
Paige's submission is the worst because it would do much more damage to her than her opponent because all that pressure on her knees would reduce them to dust over a course of time.
>I hope this is some sort of sign of card elevation.
End of Days is good because it's unique and gets a reaction and that's what matters.
>a clean, well-delivered standing moonsault
He uses a powerbomb now, anyway.
The moonsault is a signature for him.
I actually really like Paige's submission, the knee thing aside. More flexible people like Charlotte sell it really well with the way they contort their body. She could do with maybe sitting down or something though, because it would be hell on the knees longterm.
I think I saw that in a webm earlier.
Is that the one with the beard that he tried to push over the rope but just pushed really hard into the rope?
Because those ropes are fucking stiff. Poor bastard probably has a big-ass rope-mark across his upper back.
>Heard Stone Cold had his own beer
>It's an IPA
Anyone had it yet? Out of 10...?
Without using the words "rock" or "bottom", explain why End of Days is a bad finisher.
Maybe he should have learnt how to bump correctly.
Paige's submission. I hate it when the person in the hold has to help the other person to apply it correctly.
It isn't but let's just hope they don't have him do a match against The Rock cause the marks would get confused.
Huge matches, like this 5-star one of Ryback vs. ADR right now.
So someone explain the philly crowd marking for ramens win on monday. Aren't they supposed to be on of the smarkiest cities? I guarantee you they would have booed the shit out of cena if he had been there so i find it very strange.
>implying i go to reddit
>implying im not straight out of /tv/ and blacked.com
LETS GO ROMAN! ROMAN EMPIRE. I LOVE CULTURAL MARXISM AND BLACK CULTURE
ANDERS BREIVIK IS A CRIMINAL!!!
I LOVE THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE
eat shit you nazi fuck
PLEASE have sex. Maybe after you can make a 3 hour RAW review about how much you hate Roman.
so deanettys a cuck who enjoys watching his woman get felt by other dudes right?
Why the fuck is Becky dressing like a landwhale? Full shirt and now pants? What's the point of looking like a superhero if you're going to cover it up?
Because she would make Charlotte's ugly ass torso look even worse
Being on the road all the time has that effect on a lot of the stars. Less time for the gym. Beeg is a good example. He seems to lose weight every time he goes on hiatus, then puts it all back on when he returns. Though he's also genuinely a lazy fuck.
If you didn't like the crowd, you didn't like the crowd. You're absolutely entitled to your opinions. However, it pisses me off when people say the crowd "was trying to get over" or "trying to make it about themselves".
WE ARE BRITISH. We chant stupid shit during sport events. We sing songs and chant the names of people we love & support. We tell the heels to fuck off. We are paying attention. Notice how the singing dies down and the cheering ramps up when a match heats up. Or how amped up everyone was during the main event because of the whole "big fight feel". And we loved the whole thing, and loved & appreciated everyone who stepped inside that ring.
This is a major culture difference between crowds, and you have to understand that not every crowd acts like an American crowd, just like a Japanese crowd tends to be a lot quieter than others. It's just how we do things over here.
thats why the true GOATS find time to work out.
>the one time British people get patriotic and it's over fucking wrestling on reddit
we deserve everything we get
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Is it wrong that Nia Jax has given me a vore fetish? I have "not like most girls" saved onto my ipod and after a good session of watching her matches I like to meditate and let my mind run free.
I don't know if its her lazy eye or her body, but every time i see this hulk of a woman come out in her glistening blueberry style jumpsuit my cock turns rock hard as I think of the different ways I could climb into this beautiful Samoaness's mouth and have her devour my pathetic little body whole. I would then make myself at home inside of her sexy bulbous stomach and fall asleep, welcoming her diet of krispy kreme donuts one by one as they fall ontop of me. The chewed fragments would fall into my urethra and that is when my manmilk combine with sweet donut would spew out and merge with the stomach acid to create a delicious chowder that i could eat for all eternity.
The next night she would go to the washroom and release her bowels with the might of 6 indian elephants. I would take my time crawling out of her beautiful anus enjoying the walls of her colon putting pressure on each my sides. She would squeeze and squeeze and I would come sliding out slowly but surely like she was giving birth to me.
I would then climb out of her 10 ft toilet bowl covered in samoan chocolate juice and thank her for the amazing one night stand. What a rush!
Yeah and more people are catching on..
Wow... its almost like, the same bandwagon tactic you faggots use when pretending to like anything smarks dont! HOLY SHIT!! ;)
I just metaphorically took a dump on your face. Stay owned, bitch ;))
mmm whacha say??? oh, thats right. I cant seem to hear you over how badly im destroying you, faggot ;).
Once again, stay owned lmao
Thinking of buying these to sleep in desu. I already sleep in b ball shorts as pajamas.
Maybe ill buy these to show my support to based fatass.
I was thinking about this recently, and I've come to the conclusion that Roman Reigns' recent push makes sense in kayfabe if you substitute Dolph Ziggler's storylines last year with Roman Reigns.
Imagine that Roman Reigns never gets injured and has his match against Rollins and wins at Night of Champions instead of the RAW immediately before. He is then recruited as a member of Team Cena for Survivor Series. We can assume that Erick Rowan is never added as a member, and that it is Cena, Reigns, Big Show, Ziggler, and Ryback. Big Show turns on his team mid-match, leaving Reigns to battle three members of Team Authority, and gets help from Sting, eventually winning the match for Team Cena.
Reigns goes on to feud with Big Show for turning his back on Team Cena, having their match at TLC. Maybe it would still be a stairs match so that Reigns can look strong.
Reigns, Ziggler, and Ryback are then fired once the Authority returns, only to be rescued once again by Sting re-appearing.
Finally, at the Royal Rumble, the rest of Team Cena is eliminated with ease by Big Show and Kane, leaving Reigns to have to battle the Authority on his own.
Am I taking crazy pills or does it seem like everything Ziggler did in the last few months of 2014 was initially planned to be done by Reigns? Right now, Ziggler has basically no storyline despite all the supposed pushing. Did WWE just throw Ziggler into this because they knew people would cheer him?
Top kek you couldn't be more wrong
SETHFAGS GET IN HERE
Does it really matter what he believes? We know there's more than just a few of us, always was, probably always will be.
Did you get bored of talking to yourself on your own self made general you had to come in here and annoy everyone else with your autism?
Now I know what the original /asp/ies must have felt like.
THANK YOU ROLLINS
THANK YOU ROLLINS
>tfw me and Zayn have the same favorite bands
so glad he's back
Because Seth is an sloopy worker, imagine all the injuries he would had caused if he was allowed to use it?
More than half the roster would be out by now, be glad he wasnt Mr. Kennedyed.
>WWE risking Reigns babyface run making another guy face.
>He busted Cena's nose, that was on Rollins but shit happens
Yeah but the point is that Seth move was far too prone to cause injuries which is something WWE doesnt want as to support the lawsuit agaisnt them.
Rollins botched a simple knee attack, something wrestlers like Bryan and Punk used on a daily basis.
>Industry veteran Steve "Sting" Borden described Rollins as the best wrestler he has ever worked with, adding: "I've never seen somebody as talented."
Sting on Seth Rollins:
>After 30 years and working with some of the best and some of the greatest, [Rollins] is, I’m telling you, he’s got to be the best I’ve ever worked with. I mean, this guy has it. And I think he’s just scratching the surface on what he will do. I’ve never seen somebody as talented. He’s working two [matches] on Raw, two [matches] on the pay-per-view, he’s involved in every other segment and it’s physical. He’s got guys coming from every angle. There’s a lot on his plate. He’s carrying a lot, and he’s handling it. He’s proven he can do it. I’m just glad I had a chance to work with him. He’s the kind of guy who could be in there with a broomstick and make something very interesting happen, a match that people would love somehow.
Is Seth the best wrestler alive?
>He didn't mark out for that Jack the Ripper entrance.
Not just any man.
We are talking about A+player, the undisputed future, the architect, the crossfit Jesus, the perfect, the champ, the captain, the Man, SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS
How hard will you mark when Seth returns and he's in his white attire?
>You want to become a wrestler
>You train your body to the most physical shape you can attain
>You join shitty wrestling schools who just want your money just to get the basics down
>You go through rigorous training cause for the first few months your body has to get use to the bumps
>Old timers either give you good advice or a hard time (usually both)
>You finally learn the ropes and start developing your own style
>You're great on the indy scene and are getting attention
>You're making friends, "Paying your dues" and just getting into the life of a professional wrestler.
>Fast Forward years later.
>You get a call it's WWE they are interested in you and are giving you a shot.
>You come to FCW (before NXT)
>You work on your in ring performance to WWE standards
>You work on a gimmick and you're looking great
>Fast Forward Months or even a year
>Vince calls you up to headquarters
>You're nervous this is it. All the years of training and all the hours of hardwork for this moment. For this God in the wrestling business to tell you what you want to hear
>Vince looks at you and says:
>"I want you to be a pirate"
>Enzo and Cass didn't win
This is either because they're going to the main roster soon or creative sees them as a team better chasing the titles.
Regardless, they should have won them at NXT Brooklyn.
>Crew didn't win
Crowd didn't care about that match anyway. Crews has zero personality. Definition of a one move guy.
Oh please. George Bluth was Pop Pop Powerbombing jive turkeys in the pokey before KO realized that Michinoku wasn't a foreign car brand.