Move over Mr. Sexy Ass Lottery
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
Corbin got a big win clean, our wolfs getting pushed baby.
>London was Full Sail 2.0
European crowds, not even once.
> WWE stock was up 4.55% today, closing at $17.47 per share. Today's high was $17.68 and the low was $16.85.
Should have put the belt on Reigns sooner.
God damn, Reigns is single handedly saving this company.
THIS NIGHT AIN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEART FOR THE FAINT OF HEART FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
>the two people he has on his background is Owens and Bray
>Counter Strike shirt and figures on his shelf
>mad over Roman
Shield members just can't stop putting Miz over
>hey tyler breeze i hope you got a selfie of the last time you were in nxt, cause i know you're sitting there WISHING you were still there, wishing you were at NXT in london this week
>instead of being buried and entrance cut on RAW
JD is fucking on fire right now
>So what are some of your hobbies, anon?
>I review RAW every week for 2 hours and whine at the camera about people I don't like winning fictional belts.
>the video posted is his most highly viewed video with 55k hits
>the rest barely break 6k
>Titantron shows R-truth backstage dicking around like R-truth does
>Walks into a broom closet and says "What is this?" while his hands are hidden by something
>"Oh man. This is great. This is real good."
>Titantron ends and a match starts, ends and everything is back to normal
>Before the main event of that show, R-truth comes out holding the Hardcore Championship, covered in dust
>R-truth goes to the ring and starts talking about how he is the best champion out right now etc. etc. R-truth promo
>Out comes the authority
>"R-truth where the hell did you get that? We gave it to mick foley years ago"
>"uh, back stage... In a closet"
>This goes on with HHH arguing about how it is defunct and it doesn't even matter that he has it and R-truth insisting that it means he's a champion
>"Well then, I guess you'll have to defend it tonight"
>Out comes (Insert anyone here, probably ryback or some shit)
>R-truth beats him
>Turns out, R-truth is a great hardcore wrestler
>We get the hardcore championship back, R-truth gets more promos and a push. We all win
Fantasy booking time?
im still waiting on the webm of dreamer turning to the camera when he said "right here in philly" like a cringe as fuck after school special breaking the 4th wall to the students watching it in class on how to not give into peer pressure drug use
>I hated Roman before but like him now because he's finally being booked properly
Hahahahaha, yeah okay buddy. Please tell me more about your hatred for Cesaro and how much you booed him for being incorrectly booked.
The vast majority of smarks have reddit disease. They can't EVER concede that they were in the wrong.
not that guy. but good god please stop. I could argue the vast majority of people here like shit just because smarks hate it. Seriously, you cannot deny that.
Besides.. Cesaro has never been booked properly, and he has the charisma of a wet rag. Prime example of wrestling skills and thats it.
WWE has went a step in the right by making Roman be more of a badass. They need to cut him from doing any mic work altogether though
The one problem that i do however, have with romans booking is that this whole thing is legit shorter and forced version of the daniel bryan championship buildup. It's obvious as fuck. I really wish creative could muster up something unique and genuine rather than take something from the past and retell it with a different person
>in b4 gb2 reddit xD
>You used to have grapefruits but they are now shriveled up prunes
what did he mean by this
>implying "creative" are that creative enough to add any sort of symbolism in their scripts
This is WWE pham, hate to be the bearer of bad news but they think were all retarded and need to be reminded of EVERYTHING
>tfw no gf to have a fetish for my black deathsuit
>Rock won't be there
>Basedtista won't be there
>Roman main eventing as champ
>tfw can't get cheap pops during summers anymore
bought my ticket going to enjoy it, only 15-25 mins away from me.
going to be a full wrestling weeked
>probably ROH if i ever figure out when they sell their tickets for mania weekend.
>raw after wrestlemania
Is it wrong that Nia Jax has given me a vore fetish? I have "not like most girls" saved onto my ipod and after a good session of watching her matches I like to meditate and let my mind run free. I don't know if its her lazy eye or her body, but every time i see this hulk of a woman come out in her glistening blueberry style jumpsuit my cock turns rock hard as I think of the different ways I could climb into this beautiful Samoaness's mouth and have her devour my pathetic little body whole. I would then make myself at home inside of her sexy bulbous stomach and fall asleep, welcoming her diet of krispy kreme donuts one by one as they fall ontop of me. The chewed fragments would fall into my urethra and that is when my manmilk combine with sweet donut would spew out and merge with the stomach acid to create a delicious chowder that i could eat for all eternity. The next night she would go to the washroom and release her bowels with the might of 6 indian elephants. I would take my time crawling out of her beautiful anus enjoying the walls of her colon putting pressure on each my sides. She would squeeze and squeeze and I would come sliding out slowly but surely like she was giving birth to me.
I would then climb out of her 10 ft toilet bowl covered in samoan chocolate juice and thank her for the amazing one night stand. What a rush!
I am not often dazzled by a woman's beauty but she is just so unnaturaly and serenely good-looking. It's like everything around her seems to immediately turn into a grey dim as if even the most gleeful of the colors resignated once they became aware of the presence of a superior beauty monarch in the same place as them. She has transcended everything that I will costumarily call at first glance "beautiful" to become something that is undeniable, and rather pleasant to the eye, but not in the first or the second glance, but only in the third, and the fourth, and the fifth glance onward.
You have to look at her: like a raw diamond, better appreciated with careful, indeed very careful eyes; because only then you'll be able to see the God's magnificent brushstrokes as He intended to.
Indeed; be very careful when looking at this lady, gentlemen.
WWE has been sending out surveys and they really seem to be gauging the idea of a Legends House 2
They also asked about which era wrestlers and they called the RA era "the 00's" and gave RVD and Hurricane as examples of it.
>tfw watched samoa joe with dorm mate
>tfw he kept bitching about it being fake
>mfw stiff joe shut him up and he started to actually react
>mfw he popped for boringlor
I dissapoint in you famaloo, this is all you get no rares for you.
No I was hanging with him and i decided I wanted to watch the main event on my tv. I just watch main shows to shitpost tbqh. I judt watched the ladder match and parts of the main event from tlc. I watched nxt live since I wanted to procrastinate, where were Chad and Jason tho?
it's a house show they do for the troops. Lot's of jingoism and pro-america stuff. A foreign heel will likely get into an altercation with a serviceman. Cena usually makes the save.
no, nothing happens on tribute to the troops
I think you have a few extra Zs there buddy
>even Smackdown was pretty good this week
What the fuck did they do? How did the product go from pure, unfettered shit to fairly decent in a single week? Is it because it's Rumble season now?
i like how theyre making a legit good buildup for the ic title too desu.
>owens back to being a bully who wants to put people on stretchers
>deanetty with a little more direction
>ziggler a punching bag
You really think so? My pick is Owens. 2 frenchies are too many. It'll be one Canadian or the other who gets picked to move on up. I think Sami will be a midcarder who holds ic and maybe US.
Brah. Him and Owens have the same accent fampai. I was literally looking away from the TV and thought owens was talking but it was Sami speaking in his return hype commercial this afternoon when i had takeover on
Nice try Satan, Bayley is the strongest and cutest.
Is Dean a confirmed cuck? Does he legit like when other men feel his "fiancee?"
emmas nowhere near the title picture right now.
Its gonna be eva marie who takes it off Bayley. And its gonna be in a really fucky way too.. probly with help from that Samoan toad lady
then she'll drop it to Asuka perhaps. Maybe...
Part of me thinks Bayley is just gonna have a really really really long title reign
>Part of me thinks Bayley is just gonna have a really really really long title reign
this is where im at. with bayley and asuka getting even more merchandise in nxt and the international touring, i think theyre going to continue to be pillars there for awhile
>Its gonna be eva marie who takes it off Bayley
Nah they ruined all the heels, Emma & Dana got their shit wrecked by Asuka, Eva, Nia & Alexis got ruined by Bayley, and the rest of the heels are jobbers.
>Bayley is just gonna have a really really really long title reign
VACATE THE TITLE NOW
Bayley has ruined NXT's women's division and will continue to bury and fuck them over until she finally moves up. It's not to late, do a fucking tournament.
I just didn't like how Bayley kicked out of 4 finishers from this new monster heel. If they were 4 other moves I would be okay, but 4 straight finishers and I could hear the "Brrappadooo" horns going off in my head.
Also didn't like how Nia was on the ropes when the guillotine was initially placed, then staggered to the center of the ring where she had no leverage to break the hold.
As a first-time NXT viewer, I've got to say that if this was any indication then I've been missing out big time! Balor and Joe was definitely match of the night, but the entire show was just amazing! I'm for sure going to watch out for Asuka as she was a hell of a lot of fun to watch, and Corbin seemed like a great heel.
Joe is probably my favourite so far as he did so much that I just loved, and Dash and Dawson were amazing as a tag team. I'm definitely going to keep watching NXT from now on.
It's not 100% clear, but it can effectively happen without warning to the NXT production crew
Like how Big E won the NXT Championship from Rollins and was called up to RAW like a week later
I can literally smell the future.
People are going to be riding Nia Jax' stinky samoan clitdick once she becomes more relevant and smarks begin to show signs of actually hating her.
>BASED NIA LOL
Classic patterns of /wwe/
If i took a shit into my hand and it somehow enraged every smark on the internet this place would call it based
My guess is there'll be some mention via either commentary or promo or something, that the reason Bayley kicked out was because Jax got cocky with her one-foot pins and shit.
Not that it justifies it.
No I just meant their chance at getting grabbing the belt was ruined. Both those matches were booked in way that if they won I wouldn't have been mad because the bullshit was believable like Eva winning due to shenanigans or Nia by overwhelming force. Now their times has past no one can step up to bat because they're glorified jobbers.
Why do people give so much shit to WWE for repeating matches a lot when that's what they've done since forever ago? Bret vs HBK, Taker vs HBK, Stone Cold vs The Rock, Stone Cold vs Vince (or his "hired gun" of choice), HHH vs HBK, Dudleyz vs Hardyz etc
I don't care about that, I just care about storylines and fueds and she has no one believable who she can feud with because she already went through them all. I don't want Eva/Nia vs Bayley again, I need them to change things up.
See, buddy, the problem with the internet is that it's really easy to verify facts.
Bret vs. Shawn had a total of FOUR broadcast 1 vs. 1 matches
Shawn vs. Taker had a total of FIVE broadcast 1 vs. 1 matches
Austin vs. Rock had a total of TEN broadcast matches (two of which were TV fuck finishes and they never had more than 3 matches in the same year)
Austin vs. Vince happened twice. One of which was a no contest that never actually got started.
Modern WWE just keeps doing the same matches over-and-over again, to somehow make you care about them doing it on PPV.
>nia is overconfident
>inexperienced in a championship match
>taking on bayley who at this point has defended the title a few times and beat some of the best in the division
>gets caught in a submission
how is it hard to believe?
I have no problem with the matches I'm just thinking about the future, I think it's time to switch things up now that Bayley has went over all the heels worth a shit. Her reign's going to be boring, time switch and keep the story going.
>Modern WWE just keeps doing the same matches over-and-over again, to somehow make you care about them doing it on PPV.
Fucking this. So sick of seeing a so called match hyped up for a PPV only to then see it the next night on Raw anyway. What's the point? Why should I care about matches being built up only to see them repeated the next week.
I was at the show last night lads. Fucking sick desu.
If you guys are whinging about the chants, be glad that the following chants got promptly shut the fuck down:
>we are awesome
same fat fuck trying to start them as well.
Nia Jax will get way more benefit out of a 14 minute match with Bayley where she loses than winning then having to defend her belt against Dana/Carmella in the next match and the match looking terrible because none of them are ready.
cant tell if Zayn been hitting the weights or the cake.
sami zayn is a big boy.
Nia's finisher isn't the legdrop. And her actual finisher she hit twice was kayfabe weaker because she was fading.
It's like complaining people kick out of DDTs and two weak "didn't get all of it" finishers.
>getting worked by BMB