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/wwe/ General #1684:BALEE DAT ASS Edition

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Move over Mr. Sexy Ass Lottery
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>>833036
Thats the ass of a Champion
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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
Corbin got a big win clean, our wolfs getting pushed baby.
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>>833036
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Who /breakingground/ here
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What's this obsession with Roman recently?
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BURIED
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>>833054
can I get a close up? that belt looks godly
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>>833042
>mfw I just heard about this
>Wolfpack going over Apollo Nation

FUCKING
BASED
A
R
O
NIGGER-SLAYER
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>>833036

>>>tumblr
>>>reddit
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>>833057
Pic related

>>833061
>image from tumblr
>muh t-tumblr r-reddit
0/10 get creative
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>>833057
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>>833060
Kek he told that nigger he should have stayed in ROH before proceeding to beat him.
Corbin is based as fuck.
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>>833064

Where did you get it from then fagget?
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>>833067
Did he legitimately audibly say that or are you yanking my chain family?
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>>833070
He yelled that shit to him fAm, check the match out bruh.
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>>833070

He said it but the match itself sucked balls.
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>>833072
I'm gonna when it comes up on streaming sites or I'll just catch a replay on Taima
>literally telling indieshitters to get the fuck out of his fed

Corbin is beyond based.
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Who /stillApolloNation/ here?
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>>833076
>Apollost Wews
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>>833068
...Google image search?
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>>833080

>187x199

Wootist please
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>>833080

What did you google? "Roman Reigns ass"
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>>833086
Maybe
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>>833067
Apollo wasnt even in ROH though. It would of been better if he just said GO BACK TO JAPAN
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>>833089
>implying Corbin wastes his time with outlaw wrestling
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>>833090
nice meme
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>London was Full Sail 2.0

European crowds, not even once.
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> WWE stock was up 4.55% today, closing at $17.47 per share. Today's high was $17.68 and the low was $16.85.

Should have put the belt on Reigns sooner.
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>>833115
BASED REIGNS
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>>833115
God damn, Reigns is single handedly saving this company.
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>>833115
the look in her eye, you just KNOW...
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THIS NIGHT AIN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEART FOR THE FAINT OF HEART FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
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>>833036

/wwe/ blown the fuck out by the 2min mark

dat epic fucking rant


www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2uHWjPNu_0
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>>833149
fuck off JD
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>>833152
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>>833149

>the two people he has on his background is Owens and Bray
>Counter Strike shirt and figures on his shelf
>mad over Roman
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>>833149
This guy's more gimmicked than Stardust.
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>>833149
this guy makes me embarrased to be an owens guy

Fucking marks and their expectations. I cringed
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>>833157

Shield members just can't stop putting Miz over
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>>833149

>hey tyler breeze i hope you got a selfie of the last time you were in nxt, cause i know you're sitting there WISHING you were still there, wishing you were at NXT in london this week
>instead of being buried and entrance cut on RAW

JD is fucking on fire right now
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>>833036
>non-existing ass
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>>833149
>JDfromNY206
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What is this move called?
>>818562
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>>833087

Fuckn fagget
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>>833149

Wtf is this? Stop promoting your shitty videos here.
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>>833170
Vertebreaker
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>>833177
Thanks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb0pTpIRep8
Based Corbin is our next NXT champion.
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>>833174

>literally asking what "it" is

>being so mad

>>833155
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>>833180

>Spamming your RAW review videos here cause no one other than your mom watches them
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>>833182

>>833155
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>>833126
Know what? That she's taking Ambrose balls deep nightly?
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>>833182
>55,779 views
Nah m8
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>>833186

Fuck off JD.
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>>833186

and the TLC review the day prior got 102,474 views

get rekt /asp/ergers
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>>833186

Is this the 500th wrestling forum you're spamming your shitty videos in?
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>>833149

groundbreaking week for JD after calling it like it was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WSATsI6pPA
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>>833149
>Has WWE posters and action figures in his room
Wew lad, probably smells like jizz and ass in that room but not a hint of pussy.
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>So what are some of your hobbies, anon?
>I review RAW every week for 2 hours and whine at the camera about people I don't like winning fictional belts.
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>>833196

*and get paid for it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aJpnUGoie8

Dean looks good in a beanie

I mean it's very obvious why but still
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>>833195

i just read that in JD's voice and he ended it with "you're fucking right it does bro, your moms ass"
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>>833180

>the video posted is his most highly viewed video with 55k hits
>the rest barely break 6k
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>>833201

>>833189
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>>833198
>this is THE WRESTLER'S championship
Uh oh, he said the word.
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>>833197

JD stop posting.
Your videos have barely been viewed and maybe have two hits that I doubt have even generated $100
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>>833197

Stop posting
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>>833206

cant wait for cronin an JD's episode 9 of outta no where
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>>833207

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL50KF6Tiuo
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>Titantron shows R-truth backstage dicking around like R-truth does
>Walks into a broom closet and says "What is this?" while his hands are hidden by something
>"Oh man. This is great. This is real good."
>Titantron ends and a match starts, ends and everything is back to normal
>Before the main event of that show, R-truth comes out holding the Hardcore Championship, covered in dust
>"WHATS UP"
>R-truth goes to the ring and starts talking about how he is the best champion out right now etc. etc. R-truth promo
>Out comes the authority
>"R-truth where the hell did you get that? We gave it to mick foley years ago"
>"uh, back stage... In a closet"
>This goes on with HHH arguing about how it is defunct and it doesn't even matter that he has it and R-truth insisting that it means he's a champion
>"Well then, I guess you'll have to defend it tonight"
>Out comes (Insert anyone here, probably ryback or some shit)
>R-truth beats him
>Turns out, R-truth is a great hardcore wrestler
>We get the hardcore championship back, R-truth gets more promos and a push. We all win

Fantasy booking time?
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>>833162
>>833157
>implying it isnt an inside joke for MAIN MAN
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>>833217
Sounds good.

>The New Day win the championship and freebird rule it.

Based.
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>>833217
might be cool
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>>833217
sounds pretty kewl senpai
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>>833209
kek

I love when people call in and tell him wrestling's fake
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>>833225
Oh shit, that just reminded me of that multi team tag match where Big E and Kofi tried to pin each other to win
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>>833258

I love when no one watches his videos so he has to spam them everywhere for pity views
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>>833115
BASED ROMAN LITERALLY SAVING THIS COMPANY

SUICIDE WATCH
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>>833272

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=85VNsgmB1O4#/1875;7812
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i like how everyone who was talking shit about roman literally a day before the ppv are now all over him
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>>833281
Seems like /wwe/ loves to suck on VinceĀ“s cock.

Though in really its just people liking him ironically.
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>>833281
no they are hiding, now the roman empire runs strong while they cry into their smark shit.
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>>833209
im glad you caught this moment (pic related)
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Most over guys of all time POWER RANKINGS
1. Stone Cold
2. John Cena
3. Roman Reigns
POWER GAP
999. Buff Bagwell
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.
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9999. Daniel Bryan
99999. CM Punk
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Reminder that Brad Maddox got released day before Thanksgiving.
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>>833283

>le ironic maymay

Back to /woo/ fatso.
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>>833298
Based Vince
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>>833301
/wooo/ is better than this shithole
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>>833303
Go back there
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>>833303
Back to woo
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>>833305
K
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>>833281

i love how everyone was talking shit about pre-ass kicking roman and since wwe booked him properly starting with the final 10 minutes of TLC are righfully cheering him
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>>833292

im still waiting on the webm of dreamer turning to the camera when he said "right here in philly" like a cringe as fuck after school special breaking the 4th wall to the students watching it in class on how to not give into peer pressure drug use
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>>833303

Then you should scurry off there
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>>833311
18+

Never saw a promo before 2001 kek


18+
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>>833313

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=6pMrjIJBkcE&p=n#/4124;5377
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>>833298
>got to appear on conan
>got appear as the gobbley gooker
and he will get paid for a whole month and do nothing which is during christmas
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>>833301
>Almost one liked him until TLC
>Now like him and screaming le smarks BTFO
>N-no one likes him ironically

Anon you.
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>>833327

>>833309
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x3Dezj1t5Q

>tfw people will still think Roman has only 2 moves
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>>833309
>Prunes

>tater tots

these promos are still grade a dogshit and he needs to shut the fuck up all together and just be a silent assassin. Give the guy Asuka mic time.. none at all
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Man NXT specialw as solid.
About as good a match as Joe could have in 2015.
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>>833327
>>Almost one liked him until TLC

This couldn't be further from the truth
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>I hated Roman before but like him now because he's finally being booked properly

Hahahahaha, yeah okay buddy. Please tell me more about your hatred for Cesaro and how much you booed him for being incorrectly booked.

The vast majority of smarks have reddit disease. They can't EVER concede that they were in the wrong.
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>>833353
>shitter wrestler being booked the best way possible right now

>great wrestler that was shafted by awful booking

I don't see how both are contradictory f.am
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NXT was pretty weak today. Preferred TLC to it 2bh
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>>833353

Don't you have cesaro section signs to be making?
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>>833353
>reddit disease

not that guy. but good god please stop. I could argue the vast majority of people here like shit just because smarks hate it. Seriously, you cannot deny that.

Besides.. Cesaro has never been booked properly, and he has the charisma of a wet rag. Prime example of wrestling skills and thats it.

WWE has went a step in the right by making Roman be more of a badass. They need to cut him from doing any mic work altogether though

The one problem that i do however, have with romans booking is that this whole thing is legit shorter and forced version of the daniel bryan championship buildup. It's obvious as fuck. I really wish creative could muster up something unique and genuine rather than take something from the past and retell it with a different person

>in b4 gb2 reddit xD
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>>833360
>Cesaro has never been booked properly
His US title run was great.
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>>833332
>Literally the same underdog Roman during the whole Raw
>H-he is being booked p-properly

Anon...

>>833352
Meant almost no one.
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>>833360
I cant wait for the upcoming RAWs, we will finally know if Roman can stand of his own witouth Vince hype.
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>>833365
He's getting fired
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>You used to have grapefruits but they are now shriveled up prunes

what did he mean by this
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>>833367
He was referring to how PC the show has become.
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>>833370
>implying "creative" are that creative enough to add any sort of symbolism in their scripts

This is WWE pham, hate to be the bearer of bad news but they think were all retarded and need to be reminded of EVERYTHING
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>>833372
I know fAm, tater tots got over(?) so they thought they'd continue with small balls references.
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>>833036
Newfag as fuck here, who's Mr. Sexy Ass Lottery?
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>>833378
The Big Show sent his dick pics to 18 year olds on instagram and they sent nudes to him back. He said he was the winner of the sexy ass lottery
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>>833378
the A+ player aka GOD
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>>833378
A coconut nigger related to Rock.

Or known as John Cena 2.0
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>>833378
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>>833380
>>833382
thank you
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>>833382
>tfw no gf to have a fetish for my black deathsuit
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>Rock won't be there
>Basedtista won't be there
>no Seff
>no rattlesnake
>no outofnowhereman
>Roman main eventing as champ

JUST
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>>833386
>GOATista will never come back.

It hurts ;_;
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>>833386
>>no outofnowhereman

Now I like Randy but I feel like they wouldn't have anything good for him this Mania anyway

>Sheamus vs Orton at Mania to commemorate the 200th time it's happened
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>>833386
it's going to suck

so glad I didn't buy tickets before Seth and Cesaro got injured
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why is this allowed
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>>833389
Just book him on a gimmick match were he goes on an RKO spree.

>>833391
>Botching a title hold.

This is your champion ladies and gentlemen.
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>>833391
>when it reigns i snore
SMARK ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>833395
Lmao look at the face expression on that fat mark.
He probably went home and threw his toys across the room.
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>>833390

I'm thinking of going anyway. I'm planning to go every year since I'm in the states.

>tfw seeing BMJ live
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>>833398
philippines/oman?
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>>833399

Oman desu

>tfw can't get cheap pops during summers anymore
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>>833390
bought my ticket going to enjoy it, only 15-25 mins away from me.
going to be a full wrestling weeked
>NXT
>axxess
>probably ROH if i ever figure out when they sell their tickets for mania weekend.
>wrestlemania
>raw after wrestlemania
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http://strawpoll.me/6289124

dead thread, posting good polls
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>Roman Reigns isn't the GOAT
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>>833407
>no option to tongue a mudhole and lick it dry
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>>833412

>he likes Reigns
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>>833417
>he likes
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>>833417
>he doesn't like the greatest WWE Champion of all time
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>>833420
>he
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>>833428
>
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>>833430
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Is it wrong that Nia Jax has given me a vore fetish? I have "not like most girls" saved onto my ipod and after a good session of watching her matches I like to meditate and let my mind run free. I don't know if its her lazy eye or her body, but every time i see this hulk of a woman come out in her glistening blueberry style jumpsuit my cock turns rock hard as I think of the different ways I could climb into this beautiful Samoaness's mouth and have her devour my pathetic little body whole. I would then make myself at home inside of her sexy bulbous stomach and fall asleep, welcoming her diet of krispy kreme donuts one by one as they fall ontop of me. The chewed fragments would fall into my urethra and that is when my manmilk combine with sweet donut would spew out and merge with the stomach acid to create a delicious chowder that i could eat for all eternity. The next night she would go to the washroom and release her bowels with the might of 6 indian elephants. I would take my time crawling out of her beautiful anus enjoying the walls of her colon putting pressure on each my sides. She would squeeze and squeeze and I would come sliding out slowly but surely like she was giving birth to me.

I would then climb out of her 10 ft toilet bowl covered in samoan chocolate juice and thank her for the amazing one night stand. What a rush!
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>>833432
got me hard desu
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>>833432
I am not often dazzled by a woman's beauty but she is just so unnaturaly and serenely good-looking. It's like everything around her seems to immediately turn into a grey dim as if even the most gleeful of the colors resignated once they became aware of the presence of a superior beauty monarch in the same place as them. She has transcended everything that I will costumarily call at first glance "beautiful" to become something that is undeniable, and rather pleasant to the eye, but not in the first or the second glance, but only in the third, and the fourth, and the fifth glance onward.

You have to look at her: like a raw diamond, better appreciated with careful, indeed very careful eyes; because only then you'll be able to see the God's magnificent brushstrokes as He intended to.

Indeed; be very careful when looking at this lady, gentlemen.
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FEED

ME

NIA
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>>833436
>da based guy and nia jax power couple
would be a good angle tbvh
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>>833436
more like i want to feed nia with my entire body.

Anyone who doesnt want to crawl into her stomach through her anus or mouth is a beta cuck
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That vibe I get when watching a Takeover event is unmatched.

Thank you based Haitch
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>>833469
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>>833469
it was literally dogshit aside from samoa joe and the crowd ruined it
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>>833469
People who say this shit about NXT have literally never watched anything but WWE.
Watch NJPW/DG/ROH. NXT is babbys first non-WWE style wrestling
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>>833472
> this is what people who actually like Raw genuinely believe
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>>833474
>outlaw wrestling
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>>833476
>this is what underage marks think
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>>833469

That was actually one of the, if not the weakest Takeover event they've ever had. No title changed hands and the matches were really lackluster apart from the first one.
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Alberto Del Rio has not lost a single match sine returning
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>>833469
I liked it. Honestly felt like I was watching PROGRESS at one point during the main event.
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Reminder NXT peaked a year ago with the god tier Zayn/Neville feud
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>>833472
The only bad match was Bayley vs Nia, but it's decent at worse.
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>>833483

Need to fatten up the calf till Cenaw returns
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>>833483
He's also done jack shit.
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>>833485
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>>833483
didn't he lose the fatal-fourway for #1 contendership before seth died

and then lost to bbygril in the tournament
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god who is in charge of smackdown, it is so shit, the fucking retarded shitty black screen promos before each match is fucking awful
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When is BMJ returning?
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>>833481
It's not about Takeover being good or bad i'm just talking about that special feel I get every time I watch a Takeover event.
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WWE has been sending out surveys and they really seem to be gauging the idea of a Legends House 2

They also asked about which era wrestlers and they called the RA era "the 00's" and gave RVD and Hurricane as examples of it.
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BASED TYLER BREEZE AND GOLDUST
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>>833497
Please vote Trish for me fAm, I'll give you three rare pepe's if you do.
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>>833497
The Hurricane is a piece of shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKYrLtZbZfw

any ways vote Lita Trish Edge Chris Jericho Booker T Miz R Truth Kevin Nash Big Show Ric Flair
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omg summer BAE
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>>833471
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>>833499
>>833500

I voted Booker, Kofi, Lita, R-Truth, Kevin Nash, Xavier, Zack Ryder, Dean Ambrose, Big E and Other: Funaki #1
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The best thing about a Finn match is the entrance. Might as well tune out afterwards.
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>>833469

>tfw watched samoa joe with dorm mate
>tfw he kept bitching about it being fake
>mfw stiff joe shut him up and he started to actually react
>mfw he popped for boringlor
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>>833508

fuck off back to /sp/
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>>833504
I dissapoint in you famaloo, this is all you get no rares for you.
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>>833506
not when hes fighting samoa joe

>samoa joe STILL isnt on the main roster
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>>833483

He's a big guy
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>>833490
you are correct i forgot he was in the tournament
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>>833509

y-you too
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>>833511

Mediocre match pham
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>>833506
>implying

That was Joe's best singles match since 2008.
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>>833508
Are you getting him into wrasslin?
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>>833516
18+
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>>833517

What an erroneous statement to make.
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What the fuck is this tributes to the troops shit? Im kind of new to WWE.

Does this affect any wrestlers push or storylines or is it just entertainment for abunch of men with PTSD?
>>
>>833521
Name one other good singles match he had between now and then.
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>>833520

>Not watching LOLTNA makes me underage

You outlaw wootists are trying too hard. Also what was so good about that match even?

>>833522
>Im kind of new to WWE.

Fuck off.
>>
>>833516
Nah it deserves to be called motn
>>
>>833522

It's a glorified house show
>>
>>833522
It's creative's chistmas present, they are giving you a Monday night you can skip.
>>
>>833518

No I was hanging with him and i decided I wanted to watch the main event on my tv. I just watch main shows to shitpost tbqh. I judt watched the ladder match and parts of the main event from tlc. I watched nxt live since I wanted to procrastinate, where were Chad and Jason tho?
>>
>>833524
why dont you look my shitstained asshole i barely ever wipe properly. Ill save the chocolatey nuggets just for you you faggot cuck
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>>833522
it's a house show they do for the troops. Lot's of jingoism and pro-america stuff. A foreign heel will likely get into an altercation with a serviceman. Cena usually makes the save.

no, nothing happens on tribute to the troops
>>
>Emma wearing glasses

Oh god, mah dick.
>>
>>833525

No it doesn't. It was just spots.
>>
>>833530

>I'm new to WWE

Tears at you buddy

>>833526

He doesn't know what a house show is
>>
>>833524
>>
>>833536
>buddy

you must be a canadian cuck fuck. YOU WANT THE SHITSTAINS FAGGOT?

consider yourself owned
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>>833529
>where were Chad and Jason tho?
They recorded next weeks episode before hand, JJ&Gable are in a Fatal fourway tag match next week with BAMF, VV & Hype Bros
>>
>>833537

You mad boy?
>>
I'm enjoying watching Emma fuck Asuka up.
>>
>>833541
>>
>>833543

zzzzz lose weight
>>
It just occurred to me how much of a Triple H move it is to pose with the winners of NXT events.
>>
>>833544
>he's still posting
>>
>>833276
>Clowning on your neighbourhood fedora fella
kek
>>
>>833544
I think you have a few extra Zs there buddy
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>>833549

>He's still triggered

>>>/woooo/
>>
>based fatass being given back his ruthlessness in his gimmick

Is Canada the only place that Smackdown comes on wednesday?
>>
>>833554
>he's still under 18
>>>/out/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/b/
>>
>>833556
>watching smackdown
>>
>>833557

>/wew/
>>
If Corbin's stomach didn't make funny faces I'd like him a lot more
>>
>>833563
why. Hes a Vanilla Mastodon. His match with Apollo was literally Vanilla Mastodon faces Vanilla midget
>>
>>833565
> Apollo
> midget

And they say folks who say "Vanilla Midget" are stupid
>>
>>833560
Checkmate.
>>
you're all cucks baka desu senpai
>>
This Asuka vs. Emma match is pretty good.
>>
Emma is blowing the fuck out of Asuka. I thought Asuka was meant to be good?
>>
>>833580
Asuka overcomes the odds.

Sorry for the spoiler fampai :^)
>>
>>833581
I just got there. It's okay. Still a fun match.
>>
What was the best match of the event?

I think they were all solid while Crews and Corbin was just a time filler. The Divas matches really stuck out as being great to me.
>>
>>833583

Asuka vs Emma I guess

Probably the weakest takeover show so far
>>
I like Carmella a lot.

How can one woman be so perfect?
>>
>>833591
LOWTEST
O
W
T
E
S
T
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>>833591
>gets grabbed by a heel
>starts elbowing him in the face

If only Lana could be so based instead of having her gimmick be that she falls down a lot
>>
Goddamn, this London crowd really like Enzo and Cass. Completely ignoring based Dash and Dawson.
>>
>>833483
>member of the League of Jobbers
>>
>>833603
>two literal vanilla bearded dudes
>based

i thought they would be transitional. All fingers pointed that Enzo and Cass would win.. guess i was wrong
>>
Dana looked good in those shorts, I didn't know she had thighs like that. Wish I could've seen more than just flashes of her booty though.
>>
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>even Smackdown was pretty good this week
What the fuck did they do? How did the product go from pure, unfettered shit to fairly decent in a single week? Is it because it's Rumble season now?
>>
>>833607
Hunter knows Dash and Dawson are better.
>>
>>833609
i like how theyre making a legit good buildup for the ic title too desu.

>owens back to being a bully who wants to put people on stretchers
>deanetty with a little more direction
>ziggler a punching bag
>>
>>833607
>All fingers pointed that Enzo and Cass would win

Weren't supposed to go on the main roster like a week ago?
>>
Where has BEEG been?

I miss Big Show.
>>
>>833617
Never coming back I hope.

Whats wrong with you
>>
>>833614
Raw is in Brooklyn on the 28th, could be then.
>>
Batista vs Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania 33

Don't get worked, it's happening.
>>
>>833618
>Not wanking to BEEG.

wtf?
>>
>>833432
I AM HARD
>>
Bryan is winning the Rumble.
>>
This Londmeme crowd are worse than Full Sail.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8cGurmLi4U
Great promo from Sami. This is how a face should be.
>>
>>833636

Not unless he sees a real doctor instead of some hippie medicine man he found at the farmer's market selling pickled okra
>>
Based Corbin blowing the fuck out of Bobby McFlippyshit
>>
>>833042
Logical choice to be the next contender for Finn's NXT title
>>
>>833647
he'll win it and joe will get called up..

balor wants to stay in NXT tho so him and corbs will probably have a long feud


>tfw no james storm
>>
>>833098
It was fun though. I kek'd at the Big Cass chant to the tune of Hey Jude
>>
>People think Zayn will be anything other than a jobber when he gets called up

I'm looking forward to it.
>>
>>833654
he'll be midcarder at best. He aint going to ascend like his lardass countryman
>>
>>833654
>People think Balor will be anything other than a jobber when he gets called up
ftfy. Zayn is going to hold the WHC at least once.
>>
>>833656
You really think so? My pick is Owens. 2 frenchies are too many. It'll be one Canadian or the other who gets picked to move on up. I think Sami will be a midcarder who holds ic and maybe US.
>>
>>833657

Sami is barely a frenchie. He does the international thing well.
>>
>>833658
Brah. Him and Owens have the same accent fampai. I was literally looking away from the TV and thought owens was talking but it was Sami speaking in his return hype commercial this afternoon when i had takeover on
>>
>>833660

I think your ears might be retarded
>>
>>833656
Zayn won't ever win a title. He is nothing but an Arab to Vince.
>>
>Bayley kicked out of three leg drops

Get fucked. Stop trying to make her superwoman.
>>
>>833666
>wanting green as goose shit nia fats to win

Theyre booking Bayley as female Cena and shes perfect for it.. atleast in NXT. Deal with it.
>>
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>>833666

Nice try Satan, Bayley is the strongest and cutest.
>>
>>833670
sup /a/. whos your top 5 right now?
>>
>super Bayley over comes the odds again

Yeah, no. I'm sick of this shit already.
>>
>>833673
BMB BTFOING THE SMARKS AGAIN LELMAO
>>
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>>833672
Asuka
Bayley
New Day
>>
>Somoa Joe

Lol. Fire the graphic department.
>>
>dat fedora on Finn

Lol.
>>
>>833668
After they teased the Asuka/Nia feud, I was hoping Bayley would get squashed.
>>
>>833472
>the crowd ruined it
>stop having fun, crowd, you're interfering with my intense analysis of a male soap opera.
>>
>>833683
hating NXT crowds is a meme.
>>
Demon Balor is useless as fuck in this match.
>>
>>833686

Are you the same guy who always liveblogs events after they happen?

I've always wondered if there's more than 1 person this autistic
>>
>>833688
What is a live blog? How can you live write something?
>>
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Is Dean a confirmed cuck? Does he legit like when other men feel his "fiancee?"
>>
>>833689
A live blog makes posts every like 5-10 minutes as something is happening. Obnoxious.
>>
>>833692

He hit the chair, Renee has a small bottom

Source: im a renee expert
>>
>>833694
Dean.. go to bed
>>
>>833693
Oh right, well then, yes, that is I.

That was an underwhelming main event.
>>
>>833681
This
>>
lads, did the chants from NXT last night come through loud and clear on the stream? I've just come home from the show.
>>
>>833705

Just loud and annoying like all soccer chants
>>
>>833707
Fuck all else to do during a soccer match.
>>
>>833707

good, i'm glad they got americucks all upset
>>
>>833711
>all upset

It was mildly annoying. About on the same level as JBL chants
>>
>>833673
>it's okay when cena and roman do it
>>
>>833673
It's ok, Emma is taking the strap of that bitch at the next Takeover while Dana kicks Asuka's ass.
>>
>>833718
>Emma is taking the strap off that bitch

I'm for this. Transitional champ to hand over to Asuka.

>Dana kicks Asuka's ass

Lol no
>>
>>833720
emmas nowhere near the title picture right now.

Its gonna be eva marie who takes it off Bayley. And its gonna be in a really fucky way too.. probly with help from that Samoan toad lady

then she'll drop it to Asuka perhaps. Maybe...

Part of me thinks Bayley is just gonna have a really really really long title reign
>>
>>833721
>Part of me thinks Bayley is just gonna have a really really really long title reign

this is where im at. with bayley and asuka getting even more merchandise in nxt and the international touring, i think theyre going to continue to be pillars there for awhile
>>
Why would they tease a Nia vs Asuka rivalry when they're going to continue their feuds and be separated anyway? What the fuck NXT.
>>
>>833714
No, not at all. It never is. And it shouldn't be the say with Bayley either. It's unbelievable shit.
>>
>You should've stayed in ROH

Based Corbin.
>>
>>833721
>Its gonna be eva marie who takes it off Bayley
Nah they ruined all the heels, Emma & Dana got their shit wrecked by Asuka, Eva, Nia & Alexis got ruined by Bayley, and the rest of the heels are jobbers.

>Bayley is just gonna have a really really really long title reign
VACATE THE TITLE NOW
A
C
A
T
E

T
H
E

T
I
T
L
E

N
O
W

Bayley has ruined NXT's women's division and will continue to bury and fuck them over until she finally moves up. It's not to late, do a fucking tournament.
>>
Balor is going to flop harder than Neville on the main roster. He should go back to Japan.
>>
NXT seem now to be realising they need to be a little more delicate when it comes to balancing their roster while also sending talent up to the main show.
>>
>>833736
How does somebody with such horrible taste even watch NXT?
>>
Am I the only one who didn't like Bayley-Jax at all? It was too 'against odds' match a la John Cena.
>>
>>833741
NXT doesn't get to choose when somebody is called up
>>
>>833731
> it's unbelievable that the Champion of her division could defeat a rookie who debuted just over 3 months ago
>>
>>833742
Bayley isn't even good fAm, she's decent at best. don't be talking about tastes when your a Jawleyfag.
>>
>>833746
dude, she was outsized and took like 6 finishers in a row.
>>
>>833746
I just didn't like how Bayley kicked out of 4 finishers from this new monster heel. If they were 4 other moves I would be okay, but 4 straight finishers and I could hear the "Brrappadooo" horns going off in my head.
Also didn't like how Nia was on the ropes when the guillotine was initially placed, then staggered to the center of the ring where she had no leverage to break the hold.
>>
>>833731
>cena and roman kicking out of spammed finishers is REAL

>its somehow unrealistic when bayley does it

fucking cry me a river you retarded mark. Jesus christ
>>
>>833747
> throws shade at other people's tastes
> complaining about how Eva or Nia got "ruined"

kys
>>
>>833745
What is the process? Vinnie Mac just takes a look every now and then and takes who he wants?
>>
>>833748
> size always wins

18+
>>
As a first-time NXT viewer, I've got to say that if this was any indication then I've been missing out big time! Balor and Joe was definitely match of the night, but the entire show was just amazing! I'm for sure going to watch out for Asuka as she was a hell of a lot of fun to watch, and Corbin seemed like a great heel.
Joe is probably my favourite so far as he did so much that I just loved, and Dash and Dawson were amazing as a tag team. I'm definitely going to keep watching NXT from now on.
>>
>>833752
It's not 100% clear, but it can effectively happen without warning to the NXT production crew

Like how Big E won the NXT Championship from Rollins and was called up to RAW like a week later
>>
I can literally smell the future.

People are going to be riding Nia Jax' stinky samoan clitdick once she becomes more relevant and smarks begin to show signs of actually hating her.

>BASED NIA LOL

>SMARKS BTFO

Classic patterns of /wwe/

If i took a shit into my hand and it somehow enraged every smark on the internet this place would call it based
>>
>not having Jordan and Gable on the show

Great way to fuck up.

https://twitter.com/samuelgillies/status/677262140701560832
>>
Top lol
>>
>>833757
They worked the pre-show that'll be next week's TV episode
>>
>>833754

That was probably the weakest Takeover show. You should definitely watch the others or at least Takeover Brooklyn
>>
>>833749
My guess is there'll be some mention via either commentary or promo or something, that the reason Bayley kicked out was because Jax got cocky with her one-foot pins and shit.

Not that it justifies it.
>>
>>833751
No I just meant their chance at getting grabbing the belt was ruined. Both those matches were booked in way that if they won I wouldn't have been mad because the bullshit was believable like Eva winning due to shenanigans or Nia by overwhelming force. Now their times has past no one can step up to bat because they're glorified jobbers.
>>
>>833762
> All Botch Everything can't sully the NXT Women's Championship

OH NO HOW TERRIBLE WE MIGHT HAVE TO GET SOMEBODY WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRESTLE INSTEAD
>>
>>833753
>overcoming 3 consectutive leg drops and 3 Release Rock Bottoms
John Cena is proud
>>
>>833755
Big E still held it for close to half a year, though.
>>
Why do people give so much shit to WWE for repeating matches a lot when that's what they've done since forever ago? Bret vs HBK, Taker vs HBK, Stone Cold vs The Rock, Stone Cold vs Vince (or his "hired gun" of choice), HHH vs HBK, Dudleyz vs Hardyz etc
>>
>>833758
>that gut
Vince confirmed for browsing the 4chinz
>>
>>833766
Probably because with the exception of the tag team match [playa] and HHH vs. HBK most of those only happened a couple of times, every few years, at most.
>>
>>833768
Wrong. And they were always thrown in to tag matches or storylines together too
>>
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>>833758
Kek That's Magnificient
>>
>>833736
>why does the best wrestler on developmental carry the other wrestlers so that they get better
I wonder why
>>
>>833771
I don't care about that, I just care about storylines and fueds and she has no one believable who she can feud with because she already went through them all. I don't want Eva/Nia vs Bayley again, I need them to change things up.
>>
>>833769
> wrong

See, buddy, the problem with the internet is that it's really easy to verify facts.

Bret vs. Shawn had a total of FOUR broadcast 1 vs. 1 matches
Shawn vs. Taker had a total of FIVE broadcast 1 vs. 1 matches
Austin vs. Rock had a total of TEN broadcast matches (two of which were TV fuck finishes and they never had more than 3 matches in the same year)
Austin vs. Vince happened twice. One of which was a no contest that never actually got started.

Modern WWE just keeps doing the same matches over-and-over again, to somehow make you care about them doing it on PPV.
>>
>>833773
>no one believable
who is asuka?
>>
>>833773
> Eva Marie & Nia Jax were believable even when they're clearly barely capable of wrestling, just 'cause they got fed scrubs

What a mark.
>>
>>833775
She's in a feud with Dana and Emma still, I think Dana is getting another match with her and plus she's face.
>>
>>833777
>plus she's face.
who cares?
>>
>>833776
Eva had the power of Shenanigans while Nia made Bayley overcome bigger odds than the ones John has faced.
>>
>>833777
Because nobody has ever turned heel on Bayley right?
>>
>>833780
Eva would've lost in a matter of minutes were it not for those "shenanigans"

Nia got overconfident
>>
>>833774
>bret vs shawn only happened 4 times
stopped reading there
>>
>>833782
I mean they could do it but every other face is a jobber
>>
>>833780
>nia is overconfident
>inexperienced in a championship match
>taking on bayley who at this point has defended the title a few times and beat some of the best in the division
>gets caught in a submission
how is it hard to believe?
>>
Will Asuka ever appear in Total Diva?
>>
>>833782
>turning the most over wrestler heel
>>
>>833786
>every face is a jobber
>every heel is a jobber
I bet you post lists of the people John Cena has buried on youtube comments
>>
>caring this much about the female cenas future contender and her shitty match
wooo needs to leave
>>
>>833792
>memes: the post
>>
>>833784
>>833787
The point is is that they had a chance of winning due to stacked odds, I'm not talking about the story told during the match. Bliss got her shit her wrecked too but she had no chance because she didn't have the boys to increase shenanigans.
>>
>>833789
>the state of your reading comprehension
>>
>>833797
I don't understand what your problem with the matches are
>>
>>833788

I hope not unless it's like a one off episode where she appears in the background of every scene staring at the divas with hate in her eyes
>>
Asuka is the second best wrestler in the WWE behind Rollins desu.
>>
>>833799
I have no problem with the matches I'm just thinking about the future, I think it's time to switch things up now that Bayley has went over all the heels worth a shit. Her reign's going to be boring, time switch and keep the story going.
>>
>>833774
>Modern WWE just keeps doing the same matches over-and-over again, to somehow make you care about them doing it on PPV.
Fucking this. So sick of seeing a so called match hyped up for a PPV only to then see it the next night on Raw anyway. What's the point? Why should I care about matches being built up only to see them repeated the next week.
>>
>>833802
Besides Asuka and Emma none of them are ready to carry the belt

Bayley's taking them through matches that are more than squashes to give them more of a skillset.
>>
I was at the show last night lads. Fucking sick desu.

If you guys are whinging about the chants, be glad that the following chants got promptly shut the fuck down:

>we are awesome
>cm punk
>tater tots

same fat fuck trying to start them as well.
>>
>>833806
only annoying chants are the bayley meme chants desu and they happen everywhere
>>
>>833806

We could hear the WE ARE AWESOME chants at one point. Though everyone got sick of the crowd the second THIS IS WRESTLING kicked in the opening match.
>>
>>833806
explain that chant when Bayley came out, was it even relevant to her?
>>
>>833805
That is why they are bringing in and building up new women such as Billie Kay or Peyton Royce. Heck even Carmella is becoming quite big.
>>
>>833816
exactly

Nia Jax will get way more benefit out of a 14 minute match with Bayley where she loses than winning then having to defend her belt against Dana/Carmella in the next match and the match looking terrible because none of them are ready.
>>
Ziggler's promo on Smackdown was worse than Roman's. I hope he never wins another match cause he's absolute shit.
>>
>>833802
> implying that an Eva or Nia reign wouldn't be boring
> implying either of them are "the future"
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cant tell if Zayn been hitting the weights or the cake.

sami zayn is a big boy.
>>
>>833826

Probably because of the surgery. You need to baby your shoulder + pain meds
>>
>>833833
so the cake?
>>
>>833834
He's just come off a fucking injury you prat, he's not going to be in peak condition
>>
>>833852
i dont mind, he just looks doughy.
>>
>>833583
The tag match, followed by Emma v Asuka.
>>
>>833666
>leg drops
So what man. Shit-tier move.
>>
>>833799
He's a contrarian mark being worked by a babyface champ, don't worry about it.
>>
>>833816
There is also that Athena/Adrienne chick from the outlaws who is supposed to be pretty good. Plus my Breaking Groundfu, Nhooph.
>>
>>833786
Carmella is the gatekeeper face.
>>
>>833879
Noof is supposed to be a heel
>>
Nia's finisher isn't the legdrop. And her actual finisher she hit twice was kayfabe weaker because she was fading.

It's like complaining people kick out of DDTs and two weak "didn't get all of it" finishers.

>getting worked by BMB
>>
>>833810
It was a song cover from 2002 that goes 'hey hey baby. ooh ah. i wanna know if you'll be my girl'. They replaced baby with Bayley. Supposedly they chanted it the entire UK tour.
>>
>>833824

>watching Smackdown
>>
>>833931
>watching
>>
>>833800
this would be fucking awesome, just like me Japanese horror movies
>>
>>833963
>>833963
>>833963
>>833963
new bread
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>>833966

Quit making threads early you nimrod
>>
>>833980
we don't have 500 thread limits it's 310
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