based roman saving the ratings
NXT Takeover: London consists of five very compelling stories, all culminating within two hours. I remember feeling like this during the Attitude era when you watched back to back to back stories play out in the ring.
"Oh man, that was an amazing match/story. On to the next amazing feud"
I cannot fucking wait for Takeover. This is a shitpost, but I just wanted to share it with you guys.
>Joe vs Finn
>Asuka vs Emma
>E&C vs Dash and Dawson
There are 3 guaranteed great/highly entertaining matches. Apollo vs Corbin is up in the air, could be a borefest. Bayley vs Nia Jax probably won't be a great technical match but I'm expecting Nia to BTFO of Bayley in the same way Brock did to Cena at Summerslam. Hopefully it'll be a good story at least.
Cena vs. Cesaro is in the Open Challenge Category (even though the match the week before was better than the one they picked).
They should have put Cesaro vs. Owens vs. Rusev on this list.
Just bought a new shirt, what does my famalam think?
Imagine this...After months of abusing their power, The Authority face a rebellion. However, they have a few hired guns such as the Wyatts, Sheamus, and Kevin Owens. They have all the titles (Wyatts are tag team champs, Sheamus is IC, Owens is US, and of course Rollins is World champ). The rebellion has all the people the authority has held down such as Ziggler, Cesaro, Reigns, Ambrose, Ryback, etc. It's not enough though. One night, lets say in Philadelphia, the Authority have destroyed everyone and left them all laid out. Then, the lights go out....Bullet Club all appear on the stage, crowd going nuts. Now here comes the best part, they all turn and point to the curtain....Finn Balor's music hits. He comes out in a Bullet Club shirt, too sweets everyone, and then they rush the ring.
I see the 4XL is sold out on that one.
So in storyline was Sunny getting blacked by Faarooq when she brought him in?
>"You don't want to rub me the wrong way...
>"because I'm Aaliyah!"
just imagine how much greater the whole "Roman Reigns" becoming a champion bit would have been if he got naturally over.
These two is the only good Ambrose merch,
And they can double as ACDC merch.
>great in the ring
>great on the mic
is anyone more of a total package than Super Sexy the Nash Slayer?
Will he come back to reclaim his spot from Roman?
Anyway, I've never hated Roman. He's a decent worker, has a great look and has been improving in ring.
I don't hate someone just because they're booked like shit or creative gives them terrible scripts
>yfw Heyman comes back to be the advocate of Roman
Seth needs to kick his ass back into shape. The company needs him
>mfw he returns as a face
OFFICIAL POWER-RANKINGS OF SHIELD WWEWHC RUNS
The Big Dig, Roman "ratings-Jesus" Reigns
>POWER-GAP FOR MY BBGURL JOJO HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Dean Ambrose (because it was a fluke and mercifully didn't actually happen)
Seth "200+ Days of unfiltered Vanilla Midgetry" Lollins
When will Balorfags ever give it up? Your ugly sloth vanilla midget wont even come close to the spotlight especially with Rollins and Reigns there. He will be IC Champ at most
>especially with Rollins and Reigns there
>implying they change a thing
Even in their absence he'd never manage to stay over. He's a prime example of a guy who smarks would rally behind and would drop the fuck out of the ball were he ever given it in any real capacity.
What an awkward as shit name. A move that quick and that simple needs a proper name to match.
Of course, actual weapons can't be referenced in a PG Show so there goes like the vast majority of options...
Who has the best entrance today and why is it Sheamus?
> For those who missed it, the next season of WWE Total Divas will premiere on Tuesday, January 19th at 9pm EST. The show will go head-to-head with TNA Impact Wrestling on Pop TV. Above is the trailer for the new season.
I can't wait until TD beats TNA in the ratings. Dixiefags on suicide watch.
* Titus O'Neil defeated Tyler Breeze with Clash of the Titus. Goldust came down during the match and sat with Summer in her VIP section. Goldust was taking selfies with Breeze's selfie stick and distracted him with it, leading to Titus getting the win.
Is there anyone Miz cant get over? Fucking Based Miz, hope Neville ends up like Bryan and not Sandow.
> Ryback vs. WWE United States Champion Alberto Del Rio is next in a good back and forth non-title match. Ryback hits the Meathook and goes for Shellshocked but Rusev, Sheamus and King Barrett interfere. Del Rio takes advantage and hits the cross armbreaker on Ryback for the win. After the match, the League of Nations beats Ryback down. Sheamus hits a Brogue Kick and Rusev puts him in The Accolade.
>* Dolph Ziggler defeated Kevin Owens by DQ in the main event when Owens threw him over the announce table. Owens dominated most of the match and went for a pop-up powerbomb at one point but Ziggler countered with Sweet Chin Music. Owens kicked out and then they went to the floor and the DQ happened. Ziggler came back but Owens threw him into the steel steps. Owens went to powerbomb Ziggler into the steps but Dean Ambrose came out and they brawled. Owens escaped and walked away. Ziggler was being helped to the back by referees when Owens superkicked him. Ambrose chased Owens to the stage and they had a staredown. Ambrose checked on Ziggler but Ziggler superkicked Ambrose. Owens laughed at them both as SmackDown goes off the air with both Ambrose and Ziggler down.
This closes the show instead of Luther Reigns, nice. I like how they are booking Owens now, hopefully they keep it up
So what will main event WM32?
>Cena vs Reigns
>Reigns vs Lesnar
>Taker vs Cena
>Rock vs HHH
>Reigns vs HHH
Wouldnt it make sense for Taker to end it since its in Texas? Or will it be Cena vs Reigns?
Will this years RR inspire such intense smark butthurt as last years?
>b-big show and kane tossing out muh favs
It's pretty to crazy to think that Kane and Big Show were part of the final 4 in 2000 too.
Then, Now, Forever.
So when do you think Sir John Felix Anthony Cena will command Miss Stephanie Nicole Garcia-Colace to sire him a son?
Nah, he'll get more consistent screen-time on the important shows because his gimmick is more interesting than le dancey man and muh NXT. But yeah he's a certified perpetual low-carder anyway.
He's also better than Fandango so he deserves it, but that doesn't come into play sadly.
>mfw the perfect wrestler/superstar is born
>Breeze is already a comedy act being so short.
Exactly. Because he's a comedy act they'll more readily consign him to a fate of skits and jokes that will get him onto the Main Shows.
Whereas Fandango is less of an innate joke because he's built like a grown-up, not a 12 year old boy. So he's just a C-Show jobber instead of a B-Show comedy jobber.
>Cena's kid comes out of Nikki's shining womb
>Doctor smacks his ass
>"What's wrong with your child?"
>the child speaks
>"Well that's a mighty fine speech, Jack."
His son's gonna be the literal GOAT.
Undoubtedly. He still sucks on the mic and they still want to push him as a happy smiling babyface to a point where they bury the entire roster to do it. He's going to be feuding with Triple H/The Authority/League of Nations now.
The moments when he flips out like a retard and goes apeshit for losing matches clean are still going to happen and I just hate him more for that. How is that a babyface thing? Fuck this guy.
>tfw based Becky will never get the recognition she deserves
She really does remind me of Edge with the smoke, the long overcoat and the rock music.
too bad we lost the korean webm guy.
i wanted some TLC webbums.
>NXT takeover is taking place in this arena tonight
Its a fun show for what it is, BMJ is based but a bit weird about his clean kitchen and house, bryan bounces from being a tool to a hippie to wtf man, realist nigga uso is based, kidd is low test to wtf, the women are basically everything paige is a druggie slut that makes terrible decisions if wasnt for nattie. Then the rest of them bounce all over the place.
I shit you not I look forward to Total Divas more than RAW.
I used to go to my best buddy's house to watch RAW with him and his senpai when he had cancer but then he died so now I go to his house and watch RAW on monday and Total Divas on tuesday with his dad and a couple friends.
RAW is just a borefest, but the banter that we have while watching Total Divas is top tier. I wish more people appreciated Total Divas for the entertainment value it provides.
man vince is going to push him to the moon now.
Cass is a mastodon but he's at that level of height crossed with body-fat that he's a little freaky and gangly looking.
He does have charisma though, and an excellent hype man in Enzo. Having an intro tag run with the yappy underdog would be an excellent introduction for him and if he cuts up and looks like like a believable mastodon and not a side-show stilt-wearing mongoloid he could legitimately go to the moon organically.
>tfw I just realized that if neither of them died, that they would end up on TNA eventually
I'm convinced New Day are doing this to try and be overly-obnoxious and get heat again.
If that's the case the efforts are in vain because they keep doing entertaining promos that the crowd vibe on.
Nah, that was just good old WWE "we're oblivious to actual moral concepts and so the faces are right because they're faces" booking.
Those filthy fucking niggers had it coming for daring to celebrate a hard-fought victory.
>ratings tank because Haitch is on a constant search for fapfuel
the look at the match critique it send any info they need the wrestlers to know to the ref so he can pass it along. Time it and tell them when to start winding down and of course when to start the finish.
>This week’s Raw rating jumped up to 2.66, the best number for the show since August. They brought in 3.88 million viewers, up from last week’s 3.05 million viewers, for a 27 percent increase. They’re also up 29 percent in the 18–49 demo, to 1.34 from 1.04.
>Rise in viewers in the third hour
ROMAN IS A DRAW, BABY
Also, there's a new Owen Hart doc DVD coming out. Watching the preview now, pretty great. Confirmed for HOF 2016?