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/wwe/ General #1681: Marks, Smarks, PsuedoSmarks, Anti-Smarks...

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Who is it that likes Roman Reigns again?

Have they has sex?

Are they 18+?
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Black Weebs are fucking embarrassments
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>>830022
>Have they has sex
>has sex
Anti Reigns smarks, everyone:)
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>>830022
Everyone loves Roman!
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>mfw the authority will bring in heel Cena to stop Reigns
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>>830025
>its not like s and d are right next to each other
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>>830022
>Who is it that likes Roman Reigns again?
Contrarians.
Because current 4chan is Anti-Legion they actively try to differentiate themselves from having like minds with other people to avoid being in a group. Which creates the paradox that they aren't in a group, but they are in a group of people who want to go against the common thought.
They are so messed up they delude themselves into thinking Roman has had good matches when they are either or both, '5 moves of death' and/or 'Roman is losing, oh wait no wins.'
Then they'll defend his 'Beanstalk, Suffering Succotash, Tater Tots' Promos.
Then to top it off they ignore the facts of him not losing clean in a singles match, and in team matches he almost never the one who eats the pin, and this his push may or may not be related to the fact his cousin is one of the top 5 most popular wrestlers.
As much as the want to be contrarian they ignore or change fact to suit their delusions.
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>>830027
>not bringing in Face Cena to combat unstoppable Tweener-Reigns on his path of destruction

yablewit

>>830033
>muh angry blogging
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Should I?
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>>830042
If you're gonna buy an over-rated midcarder's shirt at least buy one that had a fluke run with the WWEWHC like HBK.
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>>830042
Ooh i like. Thats one you can actually wear in public
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>>830044

He might be an overrated midcarder but he's my favorite overrated midcarder
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>>830033
The dubs of truth hath spoken.
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>>830024
Kofi isn't a weeb though. Should have used a PIC of Xavier
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>>830033
>the rock
>his cousin
but thats fucking wrong
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>>830055
>big e is a brony
>xavier is a brony
>new days gimmick currently is having brony-related themes
>kofi went out with a fucking horn once
okay so he may have not publically admitted it, but considering how cancerous bronies are, they probably turned him into one shortly after forming the New Day.
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>Roman and Lesnar are able to destroy multiple people in concession
>They never finished their WM match 1 on 1
>Lesnar wants the belt back
>Reigns will ultimately defeat Lesnar clean
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>>830027
If they want roman to get over and not cena, just have him be face cena but turned up to 11.
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>>830062
As far I can see they are fans of MLP but they don't have any of the negative characteristics that the label brony would connote, like being a NEET manchild who lives with their parents.
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>>830068
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>>830033
>everyone who disagrees with me is obviously delusional
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>that pop for Vincent

He was my fav part of raw tbqhwy. I'm alright with Roman winning since Cena/Lesnar will come and kek his shit up tbqhwy
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Who will Reigns face at the PPV before WM? He'll squash Sheamus at the rumble and face Cena/Lesnar at WM.
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>>830033
This basically

>>830079
Shut the fuck up. You Ramenfags only became vocal since last night. We all know you guys are being annoying about him ironically
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>>830033
>>830088
>taking wwe this seriously
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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
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>>830095
I'm all in for Corbin

Everything about him looks good now, except his fucking entrance when the lights hit. He's gotta figure out some facial expression to make
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>>830088
>You Ramenfags only became vocal since last night.
Maybe if you've only been here since yesterday afternoon.
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>>830082
He was everyone's favourite part of Raw family.
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>>830088
>You Ramenfags only became vocal since last night
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>>830095
Fuck yeah

Can't wait to see where he goes, he has potential. I could see him winning the strap in a couple years
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>>830027
I'd be okay with this. Reigns Is being pushed as the new top guy, so turning Cena finally would work. Always thought Cena would be a superior heel any way.
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>>830083
They are clearly pushing for HHH vs Reigns at Mania. The whole "my husband told me not to fire you", from Steph means Hunter wants him. And I wouldn't put it by HHH to beat Reigns and get one more title run.
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>"You deserve it" chants
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>>830106
as long as he drops it to his A+ son, im ok with that.
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>>830113
nah
He's shit.
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>>830108

He deserves it
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>>830106

Would HHH do something so egotistical as to put himself in the wrestlemania main event?
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>>830121
Is this a serious question?
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>>830120
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>>830122

Yes it is
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>>830124
Well family.
A brief look at Triple H's history will you show that he's precisely that egotistical and then some.
>went over Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania
>assured he looked strong in his feud against him
>making Brock Lesnar resort to chickenshit tactics

That's just recent years. It gets inconceivably more obnoxious.
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>>830042
yes, im waiting for a sale to get it myself.
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>>830044
>If you're gonna buy an over-rated midcarder's shirt at least buy one that had a fluke run with the WWEWHC
Why would anyone get a bret hart or miz shirt?
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>>830128
Miz is genuinely one of the more under-rated people on the current roster because smarks are still buttblasted about his WWE Title Reign.
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>this man literally got Philly to unironically chant "YOU DESERVE IT" at Roman fucking Reigns

He truly can't be stopped.
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To any of the Roman marks - why do you think he deserves it? Serious answers only.
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>>830047
>Thats one you can actually wear in public
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>>830133
>lose a match because you are worse than your opponent
>beat up your boss who has nothing to do with the result of the match
>the man who owns the company you work in congratulates you and gives you a raise
>you deserve it
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Indifferent to Ramen as champ again, we all saw it coming from miles away, you'd have to be retarded to not know it was going to change hands last night if you look at the angle they set up and the lowest ratings ever last week. They had to do something.
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>>830135

How much do they get paid for that?
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>tfw Reigns fan
>tfw my boy won the gold
>tfw the smark butthur is even more entertaining than last night's main event
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>>830137

They can pick any 2 things they want on the mcdonalds value menu
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At least NXT looks bright.

Apollo Crews for future first black WWE champ.

Baron Corbin to become absolutely nothing.
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>>830135

You're literally autistic to be comparing mandrama to real life work. Austin should have been fired for half the things he did back in the day.
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>>830140
Shit taste t︂b︂︂h
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>>830137
gas money and a warm handshake.

>>830141
im just keeping it kayfabe.
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>>830137
according to table for 3 with owens, ambrose and cesaro a few bucks, a hot dog, soda and some delicious cookies.
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>>830144
>wanting a dopier, more meth-looking CM Punk with none of the charisma or skill to succeed.
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>>830133
Because it's a pretend sport and the people who are deserving are merely following the script telling them they are.
We don't decide who deserves. They do.
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>>830140
>Baron Corbin to become absolutely nothing.
you mean the new top heel
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>>830133

Because the crowd that booed him went nuts for him last night, and the fact that he has put on great matches this year with Brock, Bray, Bryan and even Big Show.

You'd have to be immensely irrational and petty to say, "He hasn't improved" That's just being willfully blind or holding him to impossible standards.
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>>830147
>Wanting bobby Lashley to get another run instead of pushing fresh new young talent
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>>830140
I'd like Apollo Crews if he weren't just the chocolate midget version of Big E.
E has so much more charisma it's unreal.
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>>830153
Big E needs to be the breakout that New Day creates
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>>830151
His matches with beeg were fucking boring
so a man who puts on like 5 good matches in a year suddenly should be WWEWHC by your standards? then your standards are low

not saying he didn't improve but he just went from shit into less shit, not into A+ tier
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>>830152
Crews is better than Lashley in every aspect
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>>830140
>first black WWE champ
Kek. Keep dreaming.
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>>830095

I really like him now after the Samoa Joe match.

>tfw I booed him in nxt5k and he was "pissed" me
>tfw got neetbux and could afford front row nxt seats behind meme ross
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>>830155
I really hate the idea of them breaking up but it's inevitable, and when they do he definitely should be, yeah.
Better look and mic-work than Kofi, more believable (not a comedy black manlet) than Xavier.
Best-case Kofi/Xavier remain a Tag Team in the New Day gimmick so it's still there in some form, but Big E goes onto the uppercard.
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>>830155
He will be. He's big and muscular.
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>>830157
Yeah his new gimmick is nice and his moveset is better but i still don't care for these guys who leave for tna coming back unless theyre angle or hardy
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Who do we think Undertaker will face at WM this year? There really isn't anyone left besides Cena, but there's no way he won't be in the title picture by then.
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>>830163
Finn Balor
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>>830160
Gonna feel bad for Xavier when NewDay eventually disband. Kofi will just slot back into the midcard but Xavier will becoming a comedy jobber before being future endeavoured
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>>830165
Good, fuck Xavier, nigga is annoying af.
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>>830156

>A+ tier

Wew how to spot a Jasethy fan, who by the way, was garbage on the mic as well but smarks gave him a free pass because "muh work rate"
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>>830162
>wanting 2 druggies to come back one of which is basically held together by tape and pain meds.
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>>830169
Nostalgia m8
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>>830169
Would mark for Jeff return but then be incredibly worried once I'd calmed down
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>>830163
big match john and sting is really the only matches left for taker, unless they elevate someone like the GOAT harper.
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>>830168
Not even a Seth fan so you missed it completely you fucking moron, I still shit on Seths micwork because he's shit in that field but in ring he's top tier and denying that is just delusional
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>>830172
Sting is dead m8
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>>830170
>>830171
fair enough.
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>>830163

Sting.

Story will be about Undertaker being past it, trying to cheat and use underhanded tactics because the Phenom feels mortal, and Sting trying to bring back the true deadman.

Can't figure out who should win though. On one hand the story ends quite anti-anticlimactically if the Undertaker has to admit he /is/ past it and loses, but Sting losing AGAIN is just a waste.

Edge towards Taker winning though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N45RVk3GQ7g

One of the many smarks that are on suicide watch about Reigns winning the belt.
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>>830173
its jeffsethy guy, he just wants to say his shit saying anytime seth is brought up and he can use it.
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>>830156

>Standards are low

No shit, look at the fucking talent pool. Anyone who can pull out a handful of big matches and looks the part is already more qualified to be champ than about 80% of the roster. Bad mic skills can be protected by putting him with good talkers, getting him to stop with the Cena-tier jokes and cutting his promo time in half.

Reigns ahs the potential to be a Batista style star if they just fix the promos and give him one or two new signature moves.
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>>830176
Wcw will never go over WWE.
I wonder if sting will even be able to go in time for mania?
Seems like seth fucked him up hard.
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>>830151
>he put great matches with big show.
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>>830181

If only Sting had won last year.

Only other options are to face Cena (which is about 3 years too late) or redemption against Brock which feels like a waste of both men.
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>>830176
That would be a nice story to it, but I kind of worry about how well two 50+ year old men who are broken down will perform. Taker certainly doesn't move like he used to.
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>>830165
I doubt it, Haitch likes him personally.
I think Haitch said something along the lines of Xavier having all the tools necessary to succeed except a good look.
Which is true. He has charisma, very clean ring-work, he just looks like a swoled up Urkel.

>>830178
>jeffsethy

Did you misspell that meme or has it evolved?
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>>830176
>>830181
I would be surprised if vince told taker no or last didnt fight him on it if he wanted sting to win, sting is probably whatever about winning but a win in the wwe would close his career well. But like the other guy said wcw going over wwe in a wwe ring? vince would fight that even if its taker.
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>>830182
Big Show sold that awful attempt like a champ
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>>830185
Well then I guess we can hope for a solid midcard run for Xavier at best?
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>>830185
i misspelled it couldnt be arsed to scroll back up.
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>>830183
His feud with brock is done, no way he faces him again.
Theres rumors about cena or owens being his opponent, neither of those sound great, especially since its going to be takers last match.
Cena would had been good if the streak wasn't broken.
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So did Barrett get suspended? There's absolutely no way he could have gotten injured.
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>>830182
>THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, MAGGLE. HE'S A GIANT!!
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>>830106
>>830083
I think it's pretty obvious that Reigns is going over Haitch at Wrestlemaina.
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legit mad that roman is the champ.

top heel.

>>830187
because unlike roman, big show can work.

>>830192
big show is a giant.
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>>830188
I'd just like him to stick around in New Day with Kofi. Better place for both of them than "wayward midcard black singles wrestlers".
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>>830190
I would've rather had Kane turn on taker at SS and set up his last match at mania
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>>830191
Injury is what i thought or perhaps reshoots for the movie? but i doubt it.
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>>830190
Somehow I doubt it'll be his last match. How many years have we been hearing that? I don't know how much longer he can go though.

He'd need a damn good opponent to cover up his age and put on a good match. I love the guy but he's nothing special in the ring unless he's with the right person.
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>>830193
>implying haitch won't go over so smarks can direct their hate towards haitch instead of ramen
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>>830191
Barrett's a good company boy so I doubt he got suspended.
Maybe he's doing some work with NXT in Bongland? Though it's strange they'd send him over and not Neville.
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xavier would be a good manager actually
>>830185
>I think Haitch said something along the lines of Xavier having all the tools necessary to succeed except a good look.
give him a mask problem solved
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>>830198
Have you seen his last 3 matches? The man can't move like he used to. Plus its in his hometown this year
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>>830196
Kane vs Taker for the third time? Eh I dunno. Even their second match was garbage. That first one doe, my God.
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>>830198
Considering how many extra matches hes worked this year, that taker week and that survivor series entrance, im 99.9% certain he's done after mania.
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>>830197
>>830200
Yeah, it's definitely something different than what the reports are saying.
Maybe a concussion and WWE doesn't want to report on it because of the movie coming out about their doctor.
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>>830198
he needs a few more big money checks because of his 2yr old i think with mccool
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>>830203
I would have rather seen cena beat undertaker via shenanigans, thus having him turn heel, but I doubt they'd do that
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>>830205
It has to be serious if he cant even do run ins.
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>>830201
>give him a mask

But then you'd have to keep a mic away from him to give the illusion that nobody knows who it is
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>>830207
even if he wins dirty, they will spin it in a face way somehow.
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>10 years of the Samoan Cena

JUST
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So Roman vs Lesner 2 at WM32 confirmed?
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>>830208
His last tweet was on Dec 12th, something about being in the air.

>inb4 confirmed victim of a hijacking
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>>830212
who else can he face? HHH is for the rumble.
everybody else is a geek, Sheamus and Owens were their top heels but have been made to look like shit recently.
Lesnar is the last one to go, they're striking while the iron is hot and he's over.
BLEE DAT
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>>830212
>Lesnar winning the 2016 Rumble

Please no.
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>>830211
CELEBRATE!
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>>830207

Thats waht I meant earlier by "its about 3 years too late".

WM29 would have been the last reasonable time for Cena to turn heel, now theres no point.
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>>830211
Roman is in his early 30s, he won't even come close to Cena's titles.

If you were paying attention to HHH during SC's podcast their plan is basically swap the title between Roman, Seth and Dean who will be literally the Cena-Orton-Edge of this era.
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Why do so many people make the mistake of calling Brock "Lesner" instead of Lesnar? Come on, it's not that hard
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>>830215
It's happening. Who else is there other this he or Cena?
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>>830211
>he doesn't balee
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>>830218
>dean
hes out corbin is in soon.
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>>830214

If Rollins is healthy then shield triple threat.

Or they could do something a bit crazy and ahve Rock win the Rumble, and go into it as a quais-heel (fans hate a part timer coming back to steal the spotlight again). Only works if the crowds stay behind Reigns though.
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>>830218
Oh God. None of those three are as entertaining as Cena or Edge were. This is going to be a rough few years.
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>>830221
I'd rather Cena win, because then it would be a guaranteed good match at Wrestlemania.
Lesnar is incredibly unprofessional and only wrestles based on his mood.
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Why are smarks angry? You do realize that Vince will strip Roman next week in Brooklyn?
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>>830225
Shield triple threat is not headlining the "biggest" WM they're trying to pitch. Too many new stars.
Rock is stuck with movie roles and won't wrestle.
Cena/Taker seems more and more likely.
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>>830225
>if Rollins is healthy

People, please. He fucked his knee - there is no hope of a Rollins return for Mania. The sooner you accept that, the easier it will be.
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>>830227

Lesnar is the most hype star in the WWE right now. Any issues with the actual in ring work are made up for with the intensity of the match and of the hype around it.
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>>830173

>His ring work is top tier so he gets a free pass
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i've never seen a group of people so fucking upset and buttflustered as the Roman Reigns haters right fucking now

K E K
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>All these redditers crying about Roman Reigns

It's so hilarious but pathetic at the same time.
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>HEY RAMEN HAHAHAHA
>THANKS FOR CARRYING THAT TITLE FOR ME
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>>830230

Tbf i only said that because I've not been following closely and had no idea what the recovery time on Rollins would be.

They're going to really struggle to make this the "biggest" WM if they don't make some killer legends return.

This is an insane idea since they only JUST got Reigns over as a face, but if Dbry is healthy then have Reigns v Dbry with Reigns turning heel because "im sick of you guys, doesnt matter how hard i try".
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lads, i'm going to be front row, facing the camera, for NXT Takeover tomorrow.

what the fuck should I put on my sign?

dubs decide, but trips overrule.
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>>830238
goldberg vs the ryback
bank on it.
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>>830235
Seth's done. Now that they see how much over Ramen is they will toss him to the side.

>>830239
I'm a hugger
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>>830239
>I PAID TO SEE ZZ
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>>830238
Problem with is that they would have to avoid headshots/ targeting the neck area because of his concussions, so there goes the driveby, the superman pun, and the spear.
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>>830243
I watch Breaking Ground in anticipation of his future endeavoured episode
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>>830241

That's mostly beleivable except for Goldberg being a total cunt and probably refusing to work with Ryback because he used to mock him.
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>>830239

Print this out
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>>830243
the future of NXT!
based ZZ
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>>830239

Barrett = Ratings
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>>830239
14/88 in big red letters
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>>830242
Seth's first reign was being a chickenshit heel #982147452395, he'll be great as a face.
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>>830239

DEANETTY
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So what's with this guy singing on NXT?
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>>830253

The only face Seth will ever be is the face of low ratings.
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>>830239
"i hate this crowd."
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>>830239
/asp/ is wrestling :^)
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>Usos and Deanetty celebrate with Roman after he won
>they weren't around when he was being beat up by a taco and a slav

Is there an explanation for this kayfabe-wise?
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>>830234
But reddit supports Roman anon...
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>>830261
Roman stronk and need no help
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>>830255
is he black?

https://youtu.be/Z4I8M1xXs6c?t=14m36s
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>>830261
they are terrible friends and roman will beat the shit out of them in the future for it and have an excuse. But kayfabe wise usos were dead from the ladder match and dean got lost (like always) or was trying to pawn the title for money.
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>>830261
So, where was Bray Wyatt in all of this?
Did he spend six months trying to keep Roman away from winning the title?
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>>830261
le quitting man explains it quite well here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izO20swts4w
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>>830268
>expecting continuity from the E
Anon...
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>>830268
>So, where was Bray Wyatt in all of this?
fedora tippin in the back thinking about what its going to be like in the indies.
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>>830022

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=85VNsgmB1O4#/1875;7812
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Let's go back to /sp/

Pls I hate this place lads ;____;
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>>830108

I fucking predicted this.
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>>830274

>lads

fuck off flippy shit
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>>830274
Eh, it's okay when we have active users in the thread

It's an absolute ghost town at some hours though
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Reigns will hold the title until Summerslam at the minimum where he he'll drop the belt to A+ player or gets cashed in by Fatty #1 or Fatty #2.
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>>830269
Damn Big E looked good with that belt
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>>830261

Gee, if Roman lost he was going to get fired if he lost, what would happen if they interfered and he still lost means they'd have been in trouble or gotten fired as well, like what happened to Rowan, Ziggler and Ryback.

It's some pretty basic common sense
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>>830270
>that picture
seeing as how he used to smoke cigs a lot im not surprised.
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>>830274

We'll invade when Rollins comes back
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>>830068

You forgot

>Lesnar comes out to the ring the night after losing to Roman and fellates him in the middle of the ring
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>>830283

ThingsThatDidNotHappen.png
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I'm pretty excited about the return to the attitude era. Vinny Mac is back motherfucker.
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>>830239
SERBIA STRONG
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>they're gonna suspend Roman to protect him from the Philly crowd
>they haven't forgotten the Rumble

>Philly crowd goes fucking crazy for Roman
>they even use the YES chant proving it's the chant that's over, not the vanilla midget

Holy shit, has there ever been a more comprehensive BTFOing of crusty neckbeard smarks?

I guess that's why based Vince is a millionaire and you aren't.
>>
>>830286
Seconding this right here.
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>>830151

He only had actual decent matches with half of the guys you mentioned and they carried him. Roman is the only mediocre wrestler they have who is given this treatment. If anyone else is having crappy boring matches all the time, they're not gonna be put with Cesaro or Bryan or given gimmick matches to cover up their flaws.

Reigns marks drinking the kool aid big time.
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>>830285
I doubt it will get that far, but if they at least stop treating this product as family friendly and make Ramen a legit badass I might start to watch it regularly again.
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>>830125
He was the last guy to pin Brock clean. Also made Brock beg.....yes beg him to stop beating on him in a steel cage match.
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>>830290

>tfw vince's grapefruits are now prunes
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>>830287

Can't think of a better BTFO'ing tbqh. They can't even use "i-t-t was just a mark town" It was literally the same crowd that blew him out in January, and in December they're going nuts for him.

Unbelievable. Vince is a genius.
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>>830289

>Someone has a good match
>h-h-h-e got carried

Everytime with smark faggots.
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>>830140
Crews will be a career midcarder and won't ever hold the wwe title as long as Vince lives.
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>>830287

>The what chant was over, not Stone Cold because they still say What when Stone Cold isn't around
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>>830296

Stone Cold was over WAY before the What
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>>830153
Crews is 6'1 and Big E is only 5'11. Crews is actually the same height as Cena, so that shouldn't be a problem.
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>>830027
>still believing Heel Cena will happen
This is what will happen hoe, Authority niggas gon throw erbody at my boy Roman and he will beat all dem niggas easy. Den at dah Rumble dey gon try to get my nigga Brock but Cena will win dah Rumble and my sexy sista Steph gon be like "aight dis gon be interesting" and they gon have a whole new vs old best of dah best match at Mania.

But at the same time I wouldnt mind HHH vs Reigns
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>>830298
Cena isn't even 6'1''. He's 6' at best.
>>
>>830297

I'm not even a Daniel Bryan fan, but to say he wasnt over as fuck for that year when he was chasing the title is just dumb.
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>>830302
*6'0''
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Rhatings when?
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>>830303
>over as fuck

Using that phrase immediately paints you as a smark.
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>>830294

Let's see Roman go out there and have a great match with some other mediocre WWE trained mannequin like the Miz. I'm so sure Roman will be the one doing the carrying then, right? I'm sure, because he's such an a grade wrestler, that they'll still have a great match right?

I've seen guys wrestle little girls and blow up dolls and pull great matches out of them. Don't pretend that it's not something that happens. Have Cesaro wrestle a cardboard cutout of Roman and it'd still be a good match. The crowd wouldn't even realise that it's not the real Roman.
>>
Is there any way back for Truth and Bo after that burial?
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>>830300

I dont HHH in the main event of wrestlemania. What a shameless guy.
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>>830287
>>Philly crowd goes fucking crazy for Roman
>>they even use the YES chant proving it's the chant that's over, not the vanilla midget
it was great,even that video someone posted of some smark trying to stop people from chanting yes, thank you based vince
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>>830239
WEED
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>>830306

We're all snarks here, you spastic cunt. Don't pretend you're any different just because you let Vince rape you for 3 hours every Monday and love every moment of it.
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>>830308
BO can pretty much turn it around because he just needs to BOLIEVE.
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>>830235
Ziggler with a bigger nose.
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>>830310
>even that video someone posted of some smark trying to stop people from chanting yes

What video is that? I wanna drink some smarky tears.
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>>830214
Sheamus is for the rumble you fuck. If they have Reigns face HHH it shouldnt be for the title at all, so he needs to lose it. I personally wouldnt mind seeing that but I rather see Cena vs Reigns
>>
Xavier & Enzo tag team when?
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>>830319
Cass is injured.
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>>830320
Not sure I mentioned Cass anywhere in that post, friend :^)
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>>830242
>Now that they see how much over Ramen is they will toss him to the side.

Why would they? They were never going to fill the same void.
Seth's not the guy you want in your Top Face/Heel spot. He lacks the necessary speaking ability.
He's a good upper-card fixture, like a more consistently (but less potentially because when he tries he has actual charisma) interesting Orton.
He's not the guy you want in your Top Heel/Face role, though.
>>
>>830314

Lol tears if you hate wwe so much why do you stil l watch?
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Is there anyone on here who has a list of every /wwe/ general edition name ever?
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>>830319
when vince sees big cass and pushes him to the moon.
"FINALLY A MASTODON FROM YOUR LITTLE INDY HUNTER ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME!!"
>>
>>830310
>>830317

Holy shit I remember that clearly during the Main Event.
Closing moments of the Roman/Sheamus Match, crowd is yessing after Roman kicked out of a brogue, non-hard-side front-row some bald, aging smark in a New Day shirt wearing a unicorn horn turns to the yessing fans behind him and angrily chants "NO".

>Roman haters confirmed bald bronies
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>>830322
>he lacks the necessary speaking ability
That hasn't stopped them with Roman
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>>830318
So the only options we have for a future WM main event are Reigns vs HHH or Reigns vs Cena. The future looks like complete shit.
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>tfw reigns winning has revitalized wwe and /wwe/
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>>830317
>>830327
credit to whoever posted in the old thread.
https://youtu.be/aPxdnFJKTlw?t=3m9s
bottom left the guy in all the new day merch.
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>>830328
I never said they were infallible or even smart. I'm just speaking reasonably.
Roman isn't the guy you want as a Top Face/Heel, either. They're just trying because he has a look that could appeal to jimmies.
>>
>>830329
brock vs roman 2 as well
>>
>>830331
About 3:05 for the bald brony.
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>>830329
Both of those have the potential to be really good.
>>
>>830310
>Daniel Bryan wasnt over
Is that why that one Raw the fans shitted on the unification of the titles by chanting "DANIEL BRYAN"?
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>>830329
Reigns vs Cena could be great if they painted either of the two as a tweener.
Face vs Face respect would likely be shit because of how forced that would be. But considering how well the DBry vs Roman worked due to DBry's graces I reserve a little hope for Cena vs Roman due to Cena's.
>>
Wow.
Blake sounds like such a pussy.
>>
>>830336
Cena only has good matches with stars who are good in the ring aka not Roman. HHH is just a bore now, both of those would suck dick CAUSE of Roman. I rather see Cena face someone and have MOTN instead of facing the spear punch guy. Although I would like to see BMJ win the title
>>
>>830339
>one raw
wow thats awesome.
>yes chant still to this day and used for based roman
hmmm
>>
>>830342
Cena is great at carrying people. He eked a good match out of Khali and a brutally based one out of Umaga.
>>
>>830343
Have you not seen the Raws and ppvs where they chant Daniel Bryan? He got the loudest pops after Punk in the last few years. And even with the Yes chant, his was uncontrolably loud compared to the shit yes chants you get when he ISNT around. Face it faggot, the yes chant is his and he is over. Just being mentioned last week got a pop, more than the shit golden boy we have today
>>
>tfw WWE is clearly making sure Sara Lee is in development as long as possible
>>
>>830346
Yeah who would have thought the nobody they picked up during a reality TV show would need a lengthy stay in developmental to learn how to wrestle from scratch?
>>
>>830344
Umaga was a better worker than cena..
>>
>>830349
please...no
>>
>>830348
>implying that's the reason

They're waiting for her contract to run out.
>>
>>830345
>Have you not seen the Raws and ppvs where they chant Daniel Bryan?
maybe last year where have they been lately since hes so over as you say he is?
>the yes chant is his
no he literally stole it from someone hes said this time and time before
>Just being mentioned last week got a pop
an injured guy got a pop? you dont say?

bryan is over but the yes chant is more over than him, thats the point.
>>
>>830349
this is so shit i cant even be bothered to post a b8 image
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>>830352
Yeah you're right. They're waiting for the contract of the person they willfully offered a contract to at the end of their reality TV show to run out instead of not just offering it in the first place.
We haven't seen Josh either, they must be waiting his out, too.
Do you have any more insights to share, family?
>>
>>830355
Please stop acting like this thread is on /v/.
>>
Remember when Wade Barret led a near unstoppable group that were an actual threat?
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>>830359
You're not funny. Stop being cyncial.
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>>830358

No
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>>830358
that was because of ryback and bryan. Once they left they were screwed.
>>
>>830360
But your implications of contracts being waited out were more akin to cynicism.
I was just point out you're dumb.

>>>/v/
>>
>>830346
>look her up
>she's qt as fuck
Muh dick. How is she in the ring/mic?
>>
>>830349
he was underated worker sure but cena has shown hes a good worker that just gets no respect for it.
>>
HHH, please never hand Nia Jax a mic again
>>
>>830364
>I was just point out you're dumb.

Please stop posting.
>>
>>830365

Worse than Eva Marie

no, i'm not exaggerating
>>
>>830368
>pointing out spelling errors

>>>/v/
>>
>>830367
They won't actually have her go over Bayley, will they? Isn't she another one of the rock's 4000 ''cousins''?
>>
>>830371
I hope they have her go over then hand the belt to Eva.
>>
>>830369

How can you say she's worse than Eva Marie if she's never even wrestled you twat?
>>
>>830374
Because she has. That might be it.
>>
>>830371
I like Bayley, but I'm getting sick of her mopey face each and every episode.
>>
>>830370
That's your comeback? Really?
>>
>>830374

She has, you can look up her wrestling and doing promos right now. It's the actual worst.
>>
>>830377
>>>/v/
>>
>>830379
Be original. Say an insult that makes sense.
Stop parroting everything you hear on here.
Stop being lazy.
>>
>>830381
>>>/v/
>>
>>830376
I'll take it over le plus sized diva
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>>830384
Guess you're not original then.
Guess your opinion and words don't matter.
Guess no one should ever bother to listen to what you have to say.
Guess, right?
>>
>>830386
>>>/v/
>>
>>830386
>>>/a/
>>
>>830387
Have fun remembering this moment as when you finally realized you didn't bother to stand up for yourself.
>>
>>830389
>>>/v/
>>
hi.is it okay now to like roman reigns?
>>
>>830392
youre free to do whatever you want
>>
>>830392

How about you think for yourself?
>>
>>830393
>>830395
thanks me too
>>
>>830022

>kevin fats works literally 5 minutes
>mostly just standing there throwing ambrose for a popup powerbomb
>literally mouthbreathing by the time he leaves the ring
>>
>>830399
seriously fuck owens

how does a fat neckbeard like that get such a qt wife? i'm 10 times better looking than him and still a kissless virgin. it's not fair he's a shit wrestler too...
>>
>>830399
b-but his cardio! his wrestling skills!
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>>830403
>>
>>830403
Probably because he's a nice guy and you're a shallow, bitter loser.
>>
>>830405
>this kills the anon
>>
why has harpers moveset been reduced to just kicks?
>>
>>830409
Can't have anyone outshining Reigns
>>
>this cringe as fuck backstage promo by ECW

>tommy dreamer turns and looks at the camera when he says "philly"

>lets settle this

didnt you just settle it last night at the PPV?

>having to show clips of them in ECW as if nobody knew, but just to get cheap pops

>cut to R-TRUTH

>that fat /v/irgin sitting opposite camera corner where he was at TLC too

so far we've opened with a hot promo segment and now 2 boring ass segment/matches

>bo lieve
>>
>>830403
>shades of the Surpreme Gentleman
>>
>>830409

cant have bigshow doing high spots, YOUR A BIG MAN GODAMMIT
>>
>Vince called Roman a bastard and a son of a bitch
>Yet another testicle joke by Roman
>Vince kicks Roman in his testicles
Is this a PG show or not?
>>
>r truth an bodallas are literally just out there to fill time as Vince is introduced

>fatdallas is so oily he literally slips thru the ropes on a whiplash
>>
>>830411
>>this cringe as fuck backstage promo by ECW
18+ and kill yourself you live blogging faggot
>>
what time did vince come out to the ring, was it at halftime of the NFL game?

cause it just seemed abrupt as fuck like they wanted the squash match of truth and dallas just to fill time till it was time to come out
>>
>>830410
>6 weeks of reigns as champ
>6 weeks of face promoes
>im the champ belee dat.

>>830411
>rhyno literally in a cage
>dudleys hanging out near some cage looking things
>buh buh had a chain
TNA!

>>830414
but he has that amazing discus clothesline, and the gator roll.
>>
>>830415
there have been reports that USA is okay with WWE to push the limits just a tad more
>>
How hard did you mark when No chance played and Vince started doing his power walk?
>>
>>830422
Quite hard. Vince is so based.
>>
>>830411
That promo was pretty great when the Dudleyz talked.
Rhyno and Dreamer should have kept their mouths shut, though.
>>
>>830422

how hard did you cringe when you realized how truely out of touch he was that he wlaked normal, and then looked and over-sold his walk till he reached the end of the ramp then walked normal all cause he thinks thats what we want

>that corny as fuck


OH SHIT THEY FINALLYHAD HIM COME OUT ON THE RAMP

NEW REIGNS NEW ERA
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>>830422
>>830424
old geezer is still taking bumps at his age
he's gonna die in the ring if that means it'll move the needle
>>
>>830422
His power walk never fails to make me smile honestly
>>
>>830426

18+
>>
>>830425

someone post the webm of dreamer doing the cringe as fuck after school special turn to the camera

the entire sgement came off like 4 retards talking about how they dont wanna do drugs cuz its bad for you!
>>
>>830427
>kicking your own boss out the ring

I actually give props for this. I imagine most wrestlers would be too scared to put boots on their boss even if it is within the confines of the storyline.
This is running under the assumption he wasn't told to do this before-hand and this was just an on-the-fly movement, of course.
>>
>>830431
18+
>>
>>830427
Seriously, it's crazy. How many 70 year olds could fall like that and not break something?
>tfw you will never age as well as Vince
>>
>>830434
I'm amazed he still has a good voice and talks understandably. Unlike Flair, for example
>>
>>830431
I kinda liked it just because Bubba/Devon got the crowd HYPED.
>that fucking pop when Devon began testifying, my brotha

Just Dreamer got too much time. At least Rhyno was concise and shortly-spoken, Dreamer rambled and he speaks so boringly.
>>
talking about Dreamer, he tried to get an indie ass cheesegrater spot over on TLC.

and the cameras completely missed it.

it was great.
>>
>>830436
dreamer had 1 line
>>
>>830434
Would not be surprised if he's taking HGH. If he's willing to take the bump, I'm all for it. Gobble that shit up you crazy old coot.
>>
>>830440
Shit, really?
Felt like a fucking hour. He drones on in such a monotone drawl.
>>
>>830444
He was probably concussed
>>
why does WWE still show stills of the PPV's when they give it away for 9.99
>>
>>830177

>Venom shirt
>all that dirty fucking laundry and shit-tier room
>standing up and nearly ranting for 30 fucking minutes because some guy won a title on a wrestling show
>>
>>830440

>t-thats right bubba, all 4 of us got our start in....
>*turn slowly to hard cam*
>philly
>>
>>830419
that whole thing was fucked.

>steph tells a lady to wait for vince
>dudleys promo
>truth vs. bo match starts
>short amount of out of place match
>cut back to the lady
>vince arrives
>cut back to the match
>vince enters
>vince does his whole entrance
>starts a promo
>goes to sit outside of the ring
>commercials
>vince still sitting outside of the ring
>goes back to the ring
>immediately calls roman to the ring

you shoulda had that steph and lady spot first, then do the whole dudleys thing, then have vince arrive to the ring, and start his promo, have him go sit outside, then start the match, go to commercials, finish the match, and then have vince call up roman.
>>
>>830287
Bryan was the most over wrestler on the roster for a whole year. You'd have to cover your ears through all of his segments not to know that. I really hope you're trolling by constantly saying Bryan wasn't over when he was, by a wide margin, the most over person in WWE for a while. Also, the word "yes" is over because it's the most succint way to show approval of something in the English language. Of course people say "yes" when they like something. That's just obvious.
>>
>its lips and bigguy tag match
>>
>>830454

the whole canned commercial segment before calling romin out was fucking cringe as fuck

like they had someone watching NFL and saying "wait just 5 minutes"...I-IM GONNA MAKE HIM WAIT DAMMIT

>they're at the end of the half!

>I-IM READY TO CALL HIM OUT GOD DAMMIT!
>>
>>830454
>finish the match

>this guy actually wanted to see R-Truth vs. Bo draw to a conclusion

My sides
>>
>>830457

That's not how television works.
>>
>>830460

>he doesnt think WWE purposely edit their show around the NFL games or any other major events
>>
>>830451
18++
>>
>>830457
he even had that cretin from the timekeepers area walk up to him and tell him that they were live again.

>>830458
>missing the point
>>
>all these marks ITT getting worked by commentary playing up the wrong names called and having the guest commentator point it out
>>
>>830464

For what purpose should Vince come out and have to watch R-Truth and Bo Dallas? Are you sane?
>>
>>830467
To see how his employees are working of course you dumb fuck

It should be
>vinces music hits
>he walks out
>gets a mic, tell them to go on wrestling as he sits in a chair near the announcers table
>match ends, vince claps or something
>gets in the ring, tells them to get the fuck out of his ring
>starts calling out ramen
>>
>>830223
>Corbin doing anything at all
>>
>>830468
>>830468
>>830468
>>830468
>>
>>830467

best part about watchign raw after the fact, you can skip these shitty matches like flippy shit and fandango 2.0
>>
>>830467
are you fucking retarded?

the point of that was for vince to come out, announce his presence, tell reigns that he is going to call him up, but not yet.

then to go sit ringside and let the show go on.
>>
>>830469

But that's not Vince's gimmick you moron. Why would Vince clap for a jobber match? Is this your first time seeing Vince McMahon live?
>>
>>830324

I don't, I just keep up with it on the internet to see if it's gotten good again or if it's still as cringeworthy as the mouth breathers who continue to lap it up. Also lucha underground isn't back for another month or so and I'm bored.
>>
>>830473
>and let the show go on.

Again, why would he let the show go on if it's his company? Are you the one who's retarded or are you butthurt Bo Dallas got told to go kick rocks?
>>
>>830472

Yeah, that's what's so great about raw. So little of it has any point or meaning to it whatsoever and Roman is the only one allowed to be involved in anything interesting. You can take a 3 hour show of constant irrelevant shit and boil it down to 3 minutes of shit, usually by fast forwarding right to the end out of sheer boredom.
>>
>>830047
Yeah, as an undershirt.
>>
really love how lilian garcia started over enunciating the "chip" ever since Rosenburg blew her out on cheap heat several months ago with even "championchaaa" signs at major PPVs
>>
>>830572
nnnnnnnneviiiiiiiiiile
>>
So I just started watching a few weeks ago and this Ryback feller isn't that strong is he? I mean they keep telling me is and he looks kind of ripped but he seems to have no endurance at all and can barely lift anyone.

Is he injured or is he always like this?
>>
Are there any webms of Rusevs face when he won at TLC? It's adorable.
>>
>>830611
They tried to build him like the next Goldberg...too bad it didn't work out
>>
>>830132

CAN'T MINCE THE VINCE
>>
Motherfuckers ruined what it meant to be a mark. People who don't know what words mean should not fucking use them.
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