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/wwe/ General #1680: Smark Seppuku Edition

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>SUICIDE WATCH
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>>829460
All fans over 12 years old are smarks. How old are you?
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>>829460
You mean, WWE channel cancellation watch.
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Do you remember when they made Doc Hendrix the manager of the Hardy Boys and he dressed exactly like them? Whos idea was that shit?
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The rating this Raw will get
>2.30
The rating the next Raw will get
>1.99
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World title victories:
>Seth: 1
>Roman: 2
>Dean: 0
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>>829460
WWE WORLD TATER TOT CHAMPION
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this raw will have drawn more overall viewers than the past two weeks combined

SMARKS
BTFO
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>>829470
>Whos idea was that shit?
literally his, to be one of the boys again and get on the road and get some rats.
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Where the hell were these niggers during the match, did they get lost?
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>>829477
If you're not a smark, you can't use the word smark because you don't understand what it means
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Smackdown comes to my state tomorrow. I'm on the fence whether or not I should go. It'll be Roman's first proper day as champion, and WWE most likely come back to NJ for at least another six months.
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>>829470
Why did they even call him that?
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>>829489
With smackdown attendance numbers these days, they'll just let you in for free
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>>829482
roman is much better without those jabronis especially deanetty
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>>829484
>you dont understand a word because you arent the word
the fuck are you on about?
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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
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>>829482

HA! Everyone has been fooled! Roman actually won the Miz TV Title!
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>>829495
they didnt want him to use his old wrestling name or he didnt, im guessing vince didnt want him to.
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>there are people who think this raw was 'bad'

Neck Yourself
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>>829502
its the MAIN MAN title
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>>829505
Everything other than the main event and kind of ambrose/ziggler sucked. Even the Vince segment was weak.
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Roman is literally keking Triple H and McMahon

Is he going to fuck Stephanie next? Another live sex celebration perhaps?
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>>829507
Balee
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>>829499
Only a smark would know what 'smark' means you tard. If you know what it means, you are one. If you don't know what it means you shouldn't use words you don't understand
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>>829510
>the extreme match was bad
>vince keking bo jobber was bad
>r truth
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>>829482
Roman wouldn't have looked as strong if he got help. He can beat multiple guys singlehandedly from here on out.
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Vince had to pull out the old McMahon character to get Roman over. It worked. Fucking worked. However I'm not totally on board with Roman. I like Sheamus. It's hard to like WWE when they literally push a guy in your face and say HERE'S YOUR CHAMPION DEAL WITH IT.

Work on your mic skills Roman.
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Who else forgot Cesaro existed?
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>>829517
Forgot about the extreme match. Kinda shitty that wasn't the actual ppv match tho
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>>829521
Vince
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>>829520
The one thing they should absolutely put the brakes on is Roman giving nicknames for genitalia. Just... no.
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If you didn't enjoy tonights raw you might as well stop watching wwe tbhfam.
Not even trying to get niggas mad, you seriously should reconsider dedicating 3 - 6 hours a week to this product if youre not enjoying it.
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>>829521
Cesaro vs Roman was GOAT match tbqh
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>>829521
everyone but the reddit section
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>3:09
>that guy with the new day horn trying to stop people around him from chanting yes
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>>829521

Not me. He'll probably win a Slammy for his match with Cena. And Reddit will probably try to make him Superstar of the Year.
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>>829529
>the chant is over and being used for roman
nice
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>>829529
>new day keks

typical kek faggot
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Ro Man is the new Stone Cold. He stood up to Vince and now we are going to go through another Attitide era tb.h fa.m
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Smark Suicide Watch

ROMAN EMPIRE BAYBAY

BALEEEEEE THAT
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>>829526
That's RECORD LOW RATINGS talk, anon
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sheamus was quite a good transitional champ
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>>829529
literally reddit the fan
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>>829521
I did. he is so boring
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>>829529
I was like 14 rows behind him, he had his sons wearing the horns too
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>>829529
>bottom left corner

that guy went deep with that new day merch.
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>>829536
Why are you on suicide watch m8?
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>>829526
/wwe/ are like battered housewives that hope it gets better
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>RAW is getting low ratings because it's centered around Roman becoming champion
>Best RAW in ages had Roman chasing the title and winning it

Wonder what excuses smarks will use after next week's RAW when they don't have the 'new champion' excuse
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why are the wwe keks sucking off the company that much? are you guys paid shills?
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>>829538
Too bad he's going back to being a jobber desu
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>>829548
hes not a jobber though hes a consistent upper midcard guy
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RIP SMARKS

BASED

ROMAN
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S
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>>829497
kek
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Roman got his title by being a little bitch

>becomes champ
>loses
>gets a rematch
>loses
>throws a bitch fit until he gets another rematch
>wins
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>>829521

I'm not watching till he's back.
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Here's a better way to look at this;

If WWE was hell-bent on trying to create the Magical Moment for Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania, like they tried to do in 31, they just surrendered. They lost that battle by giving him the belt now. It won't make a real dent in the 'building' of the guy, but it sets up an important precedent; Make them bleed for every fucking inch. You wreck and shit on every little detail that annoys you about the man and his build up and you force change bit by bit.
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>>829550
>>829536
smarks like roman, its the pseudosmarks aka marks that dont like roman
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>>829529

>It's a white guy

Not surprised
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>>829549
That loses almost every match. The ones he does win are never clean. He may as well be a jobber because he is booked to look extremely weak.
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>>829558
literally who is this?
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So how does face Roman work as the champ? He's never been booked in a position of power as a face so it'll be interesting to see where his character goes
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>>829520
But this way, Sheamus can go back to his normal "always ready to jump into a fight no matter what". When he had the title, they had to suddenly change his angle to "I don't feel like fighting you, you might hurt me." That totally sucked.

They should have at least had Sheamus fighting Boring Reigns and others, just to give them the right to go into a fatal 4 way to become the top contender or something. Then Sheamus would have at least been consistent--- fighting for his own fun and profit, while protecting the title fights for PPVs and big TV pushes.
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>>829558
literally who?
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>>829560
crossfit enthusiast
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>>829562
He'll be the ultimate underdog, defying the odds against all challengers.
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>>829567
Who would be the ultimate underdog between him and Cena though?
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>>829567
Even giants?
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So whats the likely hood they pull a bryan-orton and have the title stripped off roman next week on raw/tomorrow on smackdown and then have him screwed again at the rumble?

They're obviously building to Haitch vs Roman so unless Haitch is winning the rumble, Roman is NOT going to be champion heading into mania.
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>>829567
I don't invision this going incredibly well for him, he's gonna have to cut promos and shit now because it makes no sense to just run around and kick add when you aren't chasing the title
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>>829569
Both

>>829570
YOU CAN'T BEAT A GIANT MAGGLE
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>>829556
Is it adults or children who don't like Roman?
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>>829570
Are giants afraid of other giants?
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>>829576
Depends on the odds and the ability to overcome them
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>>829575
neckbeards
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>>829511

He's gonna kek Deandido
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>>829556
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>>829575
Both. Only women and teenagers like him
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>mfw that was the first RAW I went to live
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>>829473
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>>829575
neckbeard dirtsheet reading IWC "I call him Steen" redditors
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>>829558
>your ratings may be low Roman, but I was the original face of record low ratings!!
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>>829580
You think so?
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>>829588
Dean is the biggest c.uck on the roster
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGtc-tDEm3I

Finally TLC & Raw review from /asp/'s favorite Smarkbusters. :^)
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>>829579
>>829585
So adults/smarks don't like him and children/marks do?
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>>829593
Exactly
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>>829593
Woman and children like Roman
edgy teens and smarks dont
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>>829575
virgins
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>>829584
Jesus christ look at all that blonde

It screams midcarder, good thing he reduced it
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>>829586
So Sheamus' title run of low ratings is because of Roman and not the actual champion, but Seth's title run of low ratings IS because of the champion and not the challenger?

Typical delusional smark.
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>>829593
The children will stop liking him when Cena returns desu. He's a transitional superhero
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>>829558

who is this?
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>>829593
Virgins don't like him and non-virgins do
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>>829602
Can this new Roman fan club explain to me why they like him so much?
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>>829593
Those who have had sex enjoy Roman Reigns

Those who have not, do not.
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>>829597
>>829602
>22:14:47
>22:15:48
RIDF looking strong tonight
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>>829597
So, children then
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>>829607
yes
and adult virgins
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Ask someone who was at Raw tonight anything.
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>>829607
>>829607

And neckbeard virgins
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Sure why not just as long as New Day are still Tag Champions I could give a Fuck
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I've always liked Roman long before all the pseudo-anti-smarks started popping up. Get on my level.
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>>829609
how was it senpai
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>>829597
>>829602
>>829604
So it's actually the children who don't like Reigns and the adults do, but the adults are smarks and children are marks. So Reigns winning blows the fuck out of the marks and the smarks are happy?
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>>829609
how many queers in unicorn hats?
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>>829609
Why is Philly a bunch of pussies?
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>too many people dislike Reigns
>to be contrarian we like him now.
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>>829615
>So it's actually the children who don't like Reigns

Just the virgins
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>>829609
Who got the loudest pops other than Roman?
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>>829601
That would be Seth Rollins, anon.
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>>829621
>other than Roman
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>>829622
Oh yeah, he's that one ring announcer right?
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>>829625
No, you're thinking of JoJo.

Rollins is the head ref on Superstars
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>>829623
What? I'm curious as to how the crowd reacted to the other people too.
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>implying this isn't kawaii desuuu af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6yCxrwyzVQ
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>>829625
Former WWE World Heavyweight Champion, MITB Winner, Architect of the Shield, Undisputed Future of the WWE and, most notably, Ring Announcer Extraordinaire.
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>>829614
Pretty good, probably will go again in March for the second to last Raw before Mania.
>>829616
I saw about 20.
>>829621
Loudest other than Roman was New Day. Owens's was pretty loud when he came out to interrupt the one match, the Dudleys backstage promo, Mr. McMahon, and Dean. R-Truth and Fandango (Superstars), were also pretty loud, but who cares about them.
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>>829632
Miz also had really strong heat when he came out
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>>829620
Aren't all children virgins?
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>>829558
Sethfags unite!
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>>829637
not in today's degenerate society, no.
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>>829637
just the ugly ones
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AWWWWWWW /wwe/

DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR. CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS TWO TIME CHAMP AND FEEL THE POWER
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>>829599
>ignoring who the show is built around
>b-b-but t-the champion
You're obviously a smark so at least you admit you're delusional though
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>>829558
I can't wait for the a+ player to make his triumphant return.
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>>829604
Can we stop pretending that the instant you have sex, you turn into a casual mark?
Can confirm; have had sex
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>>829646
it's a meme, my friend
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>>829645
I love and miss him so much
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>>829645
The Rock is too busy these days
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>a man born before ww2 ended had to take a bump and have his daughter enter full heel bitch mode she should have stuck as years ago to get a guy cheered
>has also overcame the major heel stable on his own multiple times already before even winning the belt
not even yohann centipede was this superman'd
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>>829482
>the belt is upside down
BALOO DAT
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>>829648
same m8. I was distraught when I heard he fucked up his knee.
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>>829650
>a man born before ww2 ended
Jesus christ. This really puts how old Vince is in perspective.
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>>829646
/wwe/ has literally the worst forced maymays ever, its a stretch to even call them maymays since its only a handful of the same faggots using them day after day
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>>829482
sometimes faces have to do things alone. But you already knew that you fucking faggot
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>>829654
No, /gtag/ on /vg/ is even worse.
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>>829619

>le thinks it's contrarian to acknowledge that Reigns has had good matches this year

Or you can just keep being reddit and hating on the establishment while listening to Green Day eh?
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>>829631
>>829645

back to your containment thread

...is what I was gonna say until I saw it wasn't in the catalog anymore

things must have been busy in the world of airsoft lately
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>>829654

Lose weight.
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>>829655
>call your stable the family
>being nowhere near you when backup was desperate needed

>have to do things alone
Fuck, even a backstage segment with Roman telling the guys this would have sufficed.
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>>829654
Just use the filter to get rid of the memers.
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>>829656
Doubt it, /wwe/ 'memes' aren't funny or clever, make no sense and are samefagged daily by the same handful of losers
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>>828921
>>828922
>>828943
>>828979
>>829017
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>>829661
Not to mention it was the second night in a row they did this
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>>829661
m8, if one of your bros has to face a challenge that you know he has to do alone, are you going to run out and help him if he didn't ask? no, that's disrespect senpai.
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>>829665

Why don't you go back to your /wooo/ or /asp/ circlejerk safe space if you're this triggered by people not agreeing with your horrible opinions?
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>>829658
fuck off. Rollins marking is classic /wwe/. not that you'd know.
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>>829668
That's much too complex for WWE though
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>>829657
>listening to Green Day
Your age is showing.
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After TV went off (at least I think it went off), Roman cut a surprisingly good Rocky IV-like "We can all change!" promo where he thanked Philly and said the city gave him the kick in the ass last year that made him work harder and improve.
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>>829670
It was obnoxious then and it's obnoxious now, faggot

Also
>invoking seniority on Sethfaggotry

lel
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>>829669
>lame as fuck samefagged weak 'memes' count as opinions
lolno

>underage WWE mark
>accusing others of having horrible opinions
Top irony
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>>829673

>reading comprehension

Your age is showing
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>>829677

>This upset he can't understand /wwe/ memes

You're like that kid in the playground who no one never hang out with and now you're just lashing out.

>Wahhh Roman won wahhhh why not Kevin Steen?

Go cry somewhere else
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>>829680
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>>829675
Not even a Seth fan, but I can't believe someone was mad enough to make that image.
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>>829674
Roman confirmed for ending communism.

Balee!
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OFFICIAL BEST DIVAS POWER RANKINGS

1. Alicia Fox
2. Alexa Bliss
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9001. everyone else tbhfam
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>>829684

>This butthurt that someone he doesn't like won a mandrama belt

Top lel fampai
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>>829675
i was around since thread #1 faggot. circa 97 bitch. the fuck you know about this shit? nothing.
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>>829674

He earned it tonight. I'm happy for him. That was a pretty good redemption story.
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>>829685
Not the one who made it but it seems pretty simple, just three copypastes and the hair
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>>829680
I do understand them. They are retarded, lame and samefagged daily by the same few retarded lame faggots. Judging by how triggered you are, you must be one of those faggots, get rekt kid

>You're like that kid in the playground
Showing your age kid, don't you have lame, unfunny memes to force?

>Wahhhh why isn't everyone else an underage mark? Wahhhhhh
Poor babby
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post >yfw you realized there was an actual WWE title change on RAW
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>>829686
Roman speared and superman punch'd the USSR into dust

>>829691
Yeah, I was initially like "Fuck this shit", but I quickly came around to him winning even before he gave that speech, though that clinched it for me personally.
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>>829690
>A+ in low ratings
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Longshot question: what happens if Raw ratings didn't improve?
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>>829674
>he he thanked Philly and said the city gave him the kick in the ass last year that made him work harder and improve
He still sucks and hasn't improved at all since the RR, but that's pretty cool of him
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>>829694

>I understand them

No you don't.

Like I said, back to your /asp/ circlejerk thread where you can be bitter with your fellow neckbeards, but you probably won't leave, you'll still stick around and whine for attention.

Go make a lucha underground thread then post in it all by yourself.
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>>829698
There's no way they didn't improve tonight. They actually gave people a reason to tune into tonight's RAW and delivered a great show.

The real issue is going forward. If they can keep delivering, they'll be stable. If not, they'll go back.
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>>829694

PLEASE have sex
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>>829698
WWE will fall apart; you'll have to leave your mum's basement and go get a job.
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>>829698
Vince finally pulls the trigger on Les Cenas Terribles, the BMJ cloning project
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>>829698
they will improve, Vince returned. They had the old timey ECW guys have a match vs the rednecks and Roman turned into Steve Stone C0ld
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>>829694

>Says he understands /wwe/ memes

>Just admitted here >>829665 that they make no sense.

Which one is it kid?
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>>829704
>Les Cenas Terribles

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>>829704
BMJ?
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>>829674
Any video of that out yet?
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just video of samoan crew and lil buddy dean lifting him atm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6yCxrwyzVQ
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>>829709
Dunno, I didn't record it. I'm sure someone did. WWE themselves might even post it on their Youtube channel
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>>829687
>Not Becky or Sasha
Meme opinion tbhfam
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>Vince actually seems to have gotten Roman over
How the fuck does he do it? The guy is the most genius yet retarded man alive.
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>>829713
you don't survive billionaire ted by instincts alone, it's called instinct
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>>829713

He's not retarded. He knows exactly what he's doing.
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>>829713
Vince its top tier booker, he just sucks at creative.
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I fucking loved this raw

>dirtiest player in the game playing dirty
>great spots in hardcore match
>Vince getting btfo
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>scream at an unconscious senior citizen and kick him out of the ring without any regard for his well being

>he's the face
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>>829721
Why are we even supposed to care about Roman punching a guy who hasn't been on TV in a year?

Vince has no role in any of the storylines. It would have made more sense if it was HHH or even Steph.
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>>829716
>He's not retarded
Come on now. The man has greenlighted and championed some incredibly idiotic ideas and seems to do it with increasing frequency ever since WCW went down. He's genuinely out of touch most of the time. The low ratings must finally have been the wake up call he needed to tap into some of the old magic.
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>>829701
Yeah just like a couple of weeks early after Seth's injury, that RAW gave people a reason to watch it because of the tournament and see who where the participants, we all know how it ended
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>>829723

>Vince McMahon is "just a guy"

Finally going to pull the trigger on filtering you
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>>829721
>Still taking bumps at 70 years old
Tough old bastard desu. Seriously, most guys his age would break a hip by sneezing.
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>>829726
HHH and Stephanie have been filling Vince's role for the last 2 years.

Vince literally has no reason to be on Raw.
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>>829724

Everything you've ever liked about pro-wrestling was because he wrote it. He knows more than you, has met more superstars than you. Your fantasy booking pales in comparison to what he has done. You know nothing.
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>>829727
Tough sob, true and true till the end.
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>>829723
It's fucking Vince. He's one of the most over heels in the business. HHH and Stephanie will never have the presence he does.
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>>829729
No need to be a delusional fanboy. Even your Vince makes mistakes.
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That win was fucking disgusting, Roman kicked out of how many finishers by Sheamus? also the attack of the league of jobbers, and then he wakes up like nothing happened ala Super Cena style,make his meme moves and win, how do you defend this shit guys.
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Couple questions,

>Will Sheamus have his rematch at RR since people will be hype for that ppv anyway? Or will Sheamus rematch sooner just to get him out of the main event asap?

>The next few weeks we'll see a number of surprise entries as well as Vince and HHH personally recruiting people to win the Rumble. What are some big names you expect?

I'd be surprised if HHH wasn't in the Rumble himself.

Now that I'm thinking about the Rumble,

>How will WWE handle Big Strongman in the rumble? Is 2016 Wyatt's year?

People talk a lot about Brat being buried and I think that's fucking retarded. Everyone knows wrestling is fake so wins and losses mean next to nothing today. What I saw from Bray in 2015 was

>A showstealing moment at the last Rumble
>Bray singlehandedly getting people hype for his mania match (which I distinctly remember people were hype for, no matter what revisionist history faggots try to sat)
>He worked extensively with Undertaker. That might not seem grand to smarks whining about old has been wrestlers, but that's a huge fucking honor for Bray and the rest of the main Wyatts. No other wrestlers from their gen can say they've done that. Harper was probably hype as fuck for the opportunity to eat that pin at SS.
>Last thing you see immediately after the Lesnar v Taker rubber match
>Most promo'd match at SS
>Kept Reigns out of the main event for half the year
>Kicked up his promo game another notch with that daughter abduction angle
>Helped Braun get the second most talked about debut of the year
>Got cheered over Roman at HiaC despite an obvious incoming loss
>That loud AF reaction when the family butted heads with the League of Nations

Bray has history with Roman and you can sell Wyatt v Reigns as a mania main event.
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>>829731
>being upset over some hothead assaulting your son-in-law for no reason and wanting to fire him for it
>got the loudest cheers of the night
>heel
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>>829733
Because hating on Roman is popular, therefore /wwe/ must do the opposite.
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>>829732

Where did I say he doesn't make mistakes? You're just some idiot who gets off on using the word "out of touch" because you think Cesaro should have had a wwe title by now.
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>>829733

>Wahh no one's ever kicked out of multiple finishers before until Roman Reigns

Stop taking those retard pills. But of course it's okay if Daniel Bryan beats up Evolution in one night huh?
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>>829737
Cesaro is not champion material at all.
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>>829738

That asshole was halfway up the ramp on a stretcher and he still won.

Nexus 2.0 for fuck's sake
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>>829735
Roman is still being booked as the face despite his psychotic nature and the fans are eating it up. They cheered Vince, sure, but him getting beat up gets cheered even more.
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>>829735

>Vince McMahon getting cheered is a mystery to this moron
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Why is Reigns so based, bros?
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>>829738
>Years of getting shit on by booking and being booked like a chump
>Losing in mere seconds to Sheamus at Mania
>At WM 30, The climax of his story, Defeats HHH and barely manages to tap Batista out after getting stretchered out
Versus
>Given everything on a silver platter
>Had numerous strong pushes and couldn't get over
>Never lost clean
>Kicks out of 2 brogue kicks and pins Sheamus after taking down the league and Vince
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>>829739

WWE desperately needs to hot potato the belt so that more stars get screentime and the chance to practice they're talking. It fucking NEEDS to hot potato.

Cesaro (c) vs Owens is main event material for Battleground. Just get the belt on someone else before a big 4 ppv.
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>>829669
You sound triggered
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>>829745

Cause he's a hard worker.
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Maybe I'm looking at it all wrong, but I don't get this booking.
They have Roman beat the shit out of LON and HHH at the end of TLC and - to varying degrees - gathers interest on how Roman is going to deal with the future consequences.
Then, next night he gets the title. Oh, well Roman has what he wants now so I guess I don't have to give a shit anymore.
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>>829522
Thought the same thing. Could've made TLC a great PPV overall.
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Is Dean the Jannetty?
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>>829751
>I don't have to give a shit anymore.

You'll still keep watching
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>>829738
>if everyone does it then Roman can do it too!
So you're telling me that is okay for Roman to be the next super man? the next Super Cena? he fucking got beat the shit out by Sheamus, ate like 3 finishers, a League of Jobbers attack, was on the mat, then miraculously he fucking revives, does his meme punch,spear and wins in the spawn of less than a minute, Don't get my wrong I don't really care about Roman being champion, I just think it was disgusting, he literally became John Cena for 1 minute, and then you all fuckers cheer about it like it was the best title match ever made.
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>>829753
When Raw get's a rating below 2.00, they'll come crawling to him.
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>>829746

I like how you cropped out the parts about Roman getting cashed in on twice.
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>>829754
Yeah, no doubt but just personally the interest in the Roman angles has dropped because he's basically got what he was after - his 'quest' so to speak is over.
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Let freedom reign!
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>>829755

No I'm telling you that this isn't the first time this has happened. You're either incredibly new to wrestling or you just have irrational inexplicable hatred for the man.

>He literally became John Cena

People overcoming adversity didn't start with Cena either. Have you ever seen any Hulk Hogan match in your life? The Rock? Steve Austin?
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>>829757
>man fights Brock Lesnar like nobody in the roster did before, Is closer to win,gets f5 then curb stomped and loses
>Wins clean against Ambrose,then it takes 2 brogue kicks to lose in the cash in
wow he is such an underdog
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>>829764
>>>man fights Brock Lesnar like nobody in the roster did before
Cena and Punk fared much better agaisnt Brock.
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>>829760
This. His story is already over, all this redemption bullshit ended, he will now be booked so strong that only Brock will be the only equivalent rival for him, and I doubt they will manage to keep Reigns as the face in the feud against Lesnar.
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>>829764

>man fights Brock Lesnar like nobody in the roster did before

Oh look more revisionism. He was getting his ass kicked in that match. And he wasn't closer to win, that's literally propaganda that Cole and JBL say to push the narrative. He'd taken an F5 right before Seth showed up.
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>>829763

Yeah, except in those instances there wasn't such a large disparity between their talents and the people they beat.

In John and Roman's cases, they just had a fuckton of HP. Watching Sandow try to cash in on Cena is like someone fighting an RPG boss and blasting them with all the strongest attacks only to find out the boss had some "Attack the entire party for 9998" move.
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>>829755
The thing is, unlike Cena's pillow offense, Roman looks like he's beating the shit out of someone. His punches are fucking crisp. If his signature and finisher weren't so awful, you wouldn't be bitching as much.
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>>829767
The whole angle with Roman the Raw after Mania was that Roman was "this close" to winning the championship before Seth cashed in.

It took everything that Brock had to deliver that last F5 to Roman before Seth cashed in, that's why he fell down after he did it.

Go ahead and watch the match again.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/WWELyss/status/676628889150627840

Based Roman
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>>829763
The Rock and Austin got screwed,but they also lost clean in PPVs.
How many clean loses does Roman have?
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>>829760

Yes his redemption arch ended with him being cheered in the same town where he got booed a year ago.

Seems like a fitting ending.
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>>829765
That was before they booked Brock like a monster,even fucking trips got over him
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>>829767

This.

It's super obvious who watches wrestling and who reads recaps and pretends to watch wrestling.

Why do those people even exist?
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>>829773
Isn't it literally zero (0)?
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>>829773

That's literally not the point. You're complaining about people kicking out of finishers as if this is the first time in your life you're seeing it happen.
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>>829767
What revisionism? He got beated up then made a comeback and made Brocks fall to his knees after a couple of Superman punches, then the cash in happened, He got more offensive than Cena and The Undertaker against Lensar.
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>>829772
Man, Reigns should go heel now, I have a burning hatred for him and seeing him get over somehow with Philly is weird and perplexing. I keep trying to like him but I just can't. Only time I thought he was OK was when he was tag teaming with Dean
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>>829778

He's complaining about Roman specifically doing it. It's more of last straw reaction.

Even Cena lost clean. Cena almost lost clean to Neville this year. And Cena knows how to cut a promo. And Cena no-sells real injuries just like he no-sells finishers, so he's legit tough.

Roman was visibly out of breath halfway into fighting Cesaro. Then he beat Dean in one of the shortest matches of the tournament as if Vince were trying to delegitimize the more over Shield brother.
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>>829779

The revisionism that he was "closer to win" and Cena looked more likely to beat Brock at NoC than anyone else post WM-30.
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>>829783
>He's complaining about Roman specifically doing it.

Oh so it has nothing with being objective but just ragging on a wrestler cause you hate him.
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>>829778
Yes that's the fucking point, How can you overcome adversity when you fucking never lose unless 20 people attack you or you eat up 20 finishers?
I'm complaining about HOW he kicked out those finishers, how he miraculously recover to make a comeback after getting Brogue Kicked like 3 times, attacked by outsiders, etc. that's my fucking point.
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>>829783
Cena kicking out of every finisher in the USOC made every match predictable nonsense.

Exact same problem with Reigns.
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>>829767
Goddamn Brock is a badass. We'll never see Reigns outmatched like this ever again though. Count on it.
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>>829787

And my point is you're new or underage if you think no one has ever recovered from being beaten down and kicking out of multiple finishers. The Rock used to kick out of shit all the time when he was wrestling Triple H, then everyone on DX would do their finisher on him and he'd just kick out, and people would go nuts over it, then he'd do the people's elbow and win.

Your criticism is invalid. He's not Dolph Ziggler who can sell a chest chop like death. It's pretty obvious he has a high power level compared to everyone else.
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>>829783
No I'm not compalining about Roman doing it specifically, I got disgusted by Cena's win against Nexus for example, that one was pretty close on levels of bullshit with this win.
You think i'm biased against Roman, because i the actual roster only Cena and Roman get booked against impossible odds, then get beaten just to make a come back and win.
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>>829790
>It's pretty obvious he has a high power level compared to everyone else.
Thing is I don't think people would mind his power level if he had the charisma or wrestling ability to back it up. He barely has "the look."

But every match with Roman is just finisher spam because he can't carry his matches unless he's doing a signature/finisher.

He has a high power level "just because"
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BASED ROMAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEFbfy3QERg
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one bloody hell of am match by HBL that legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mGuxiMAjvk
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SUICIDE WATCH

https://twitter.com/WWELyss/status/676628889150627840/video/1
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I see now how important that little white section on KO's shorts was

without it his gear comes off way blander
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>>829788

He didn't kick out of Neville's. There were some other one's I can't remember too.

And the fact that Rusev even got a finisher on Cena is more of a testament to Rusev considering he was worn out after a 3 way fight.

I can't remember if Cena beat that specific Accolade or of Owens interfered again. Rusev lost under weird conditioning at the I Quit match.

Cena was an over leveled veteran who got his ass kicked by the new guys.

Besides Cesaro and Wyatt, and for two minutes in a tag match Xavier Woods, Reigns doesn't get his ass kicked and turn it around. He dominates. You will never see Stardust make it three minutes with him. You will never see Ryback call him stupid and deliver a meat hook. He. Just. Dominates.

Ambrose v Cena for the USA was longer than Ambrose v Reigns for the WHC. Why?

Because Cena at least has stamina.
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>>829793

Awesome. Good for him.
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>>829792
>He barely has "the look."

Compared to Tyler Breeze and KENTA?
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Who in the main roster even has the look?

Besides based Xavier, I mean.
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>>829800
>this mad anti-smark shitposter going at it 24/7
Top lel

Brock has the look. Batista has the look. Roman is a generic Samoan. He's a slightly taller Uso but instead of wearing face paint he wears a vest.

Roman would look 10x better if he cut that oily hair short and tossed the vest.
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>>>>829801
Mr. Sexy Ass Lottery
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All 3 members of New Day win the Rumble and then beat Roman in a 3-on-1 handicap match for the title at Mania.

Book it.
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roman will obviously take the title into wrestlemania, but will he leave wrestlemania as champion?
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Somebody defending Roman Reigns walk me through their favorite aspects about him as a wrestler.

We know it's not his promos.

We know it's not his moveset.

We know it's not his acting.

We know it's not his selling.

We know it's not the lush variety within his booking.

We know it's not his willingness to take large bumps to excite the crowd.

We know it's not his catchphrases.

We know it's not that thing where he throws people into the corner and clotheslines them awkwardly.

We know it's not that thing where otherwise competent wrestler lean on the ring outside and pay no attention to him running over for a drive by.

That thing where he rolls people up but switches into a one arm powerbomb is dope as hell. But half the time he'd win if he just left them rolled up.
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>>829805

#FreebirdChampion

Get it trending. Have them retain for half a year and lose the first time Xavier defends it. As a Xavier fan, I'd mark out.
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>>829807
It's because WWE tell me he is #1 and who am I to question them?
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That's some shit music Nhooph or whatever the fuck chose.
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>>829807
It's because these people think WWE's style of wrestling, finisher spams and kick outs at 2.9 seconds, is exciting drama. And Reigns kicks out of everything so people think these are great matches he's putting on.

Repeatedly kicking out of finishers to create drama for a match is no better than talking shit about the local sports team. It's the wrestling version of cheap heat/cheap pop.
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>>829815
The kick outs at two is so fucking overused in WWE, that shit got me tired pretty damn quickly, was it this bad back in the 90s early 2000s? I just started watching back when Straight Edge Society was still a thing.
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>>829818
The SES had so much potential, but was so underused.
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>>829818
The exchanges were longer in the 90s/early 00's, so the pins were spread out more. Nowadays it's move-pin-move-pin-move-pin.
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>>829818

If somebody kicks out at the last second, they should be one good clothesline away from getting pinned.

If people kicked out at one, matches would l move a bit quicker and be way more believable. Especially with guys like Ryback who make it obvious that they're just waiting.

Seriously, more than half the roster won't even bother to sell a kickout at 2. They'll just stare at the ceiling like they're lost in thought and then go "MY TURN"
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>be browsing /sp/ 24 hours ago

>see 5 threads of "tfw no Paige gf" by a Sweden flag

Does that faggot ever give up?
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>>829826
I can't blame him desu
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>>829818
>>829824
One day, I just wanna see a successful pin after something as mundane as a hip toss that isn't a botch. Probably a jobber match or something.
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Did Barrett get fired or something?
What the fuck?
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>>829805
>three guys being enough to beat Roman
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>>829830
Too much of a jobber to be in the league of jobbers.
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>>829825
When I was a kid watching wrestling on Saturday mornings, Bobby The Brain would explain that waiting until 2 to kick out was the mark of a smart wrestler. It was letting him take an extra second to catch his breath while his opponent was wearing himself out.

About 20 years later, I've heard JBL make the same remark.

So as a tyke, I was already trained by the WWF of the time that all wrestlers wait until 2 to kick. So I always expect them to kick out unless it's the 20th or so pin in the match.

It ain't pretty, but it is how they've been doing business since before they were the WWF I expect.
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>>829831

Three max-level bards
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>>829830
Might be on short break. Might have got hurt. Might be Obama's TSA flagged him for extra attention at the airport and made him miss the show.
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>>829838

Bobby The Brain and JBL are both worthless faggots then
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>>829840
Oh, come on. 3 man band can't even pin Hornswaggle.
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I can't wait for Cena vs Roman to happen. Literally everyone will cheer for BMJ.
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>>829841
Might have been one more paycheck when the WWE is suffering right now.

Rio and Rusev were already getting paid anyway, the same can be said about TLC
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>>829842
And yet, Jerry Lawler tries his best to copy The Brain on the mike, every time he is an announcer.

When was the last time you saw any wrestler consistently kick out at the first count?
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>>829843

Nigga we're talking three one-man bands
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>>829844
>mfw the plan all along was to get Cena over with the smarks again.
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>>829846

Are you trying to say that because WWE does it, it's the better thing to do?

Because my entire point is that WWE is full of retards and does it way too much. It's kills the drama and it makes no sense.
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work on your mic skills Roman
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>>829556
it's anti-smarks that like Roman, not smarks.
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>>829846
>>829850

Serious fucking question here.

>Man A: Thing sucks. People suck. People should not do thing, they would suck less.
>Man B: Thing doesn't suck. People who suck do thing. Thing must not suck.

My question is, was Man B dropped as a child?
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>>829849
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Reigns grew on me lads. I like the new attitude.
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whats next for roman?
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>>829850
I'm not disagreeing with you. It just seems to be something the WWE teaches all of its "sports entertainers". It wasn't that long ago that Cole would talk about how a certain wrestler was so powerful and had such superman stamina, he'd always kick out at one, but I can't remember who that was, and he started kicking on 2 so Cole stopped talking about it. Guess they got to that guy as well.
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>fatass neckbeard smarks liking roman all of the sudden

where do we go now my fellow contrarian anti-smarks?
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>>829862
He's the exact same as always.
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Didn't watch Raw.

How did Philly react to Skrongman Reigns?
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>>829870
WOMEN'S WRESTLING *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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>>829872
Absolutely loved him. Biggest pop of the night.
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>>829872
https://twitter.com/WWELyss/status/676628889150627840/video/1
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>>829877
>Vince will screw this up by having Romans do some childish promo
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>>829874
They were the chosen ones! They were meant to destroy Reigns, not join him!
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So we're all ok for Samoan Cena for the net decade?
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>>829880
He [spoiler]overcame the odds[/spoiler]
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>305 posts
>58 unique IPs

Wow, this community is REALLY pitiful. And they actually wanted their OWN board? HAHAHAHA
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I'm so fucking glad Reigns won desu

fuck sheamus
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why does reigns bleed so easily
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>>829460
Dean should fight for the title now!
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>10 years of Reigns of the champion

Kill me senpai
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>>829902
Kill yourself
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Did they make ADR look weak?
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>tfw popped more for Bos appearance than Romans title win
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>>829885

This is the midnight crew, buddy. 300+ posts on the graveyard term isn't too bad.

The thread has a shit ton of discussion in it. Most likely from only a handful of posters. I was one, I assume I wasn't talking to a different person each reply all night.

Is replying and having a dialogue a problem, mate? We had a lot of opinions going around and I enjoyed reading and contributing to it.

If you're hear for yourself, to mock others or to vent or whatever, fine. Do what makes you happy and I'll do me. But I couldn't live with myself if I didn't call you a cunt at least one time.

I'm sure it'd make no difference. You've probably been called a cunt many times. You seem like someone who is always an asshole, online or off. I might be wrong, but I don't care if I am because you were a total cunt right now.

If you truly are the asshole we here at My Dick believe you to be, that erases any doubt from my mind that you have indeed been called a cunt before. Still, I shall add my name to the perpetually growing legion of our fellow human beings who too have found you too be an appalling thing to interact with. You are a cunt, my friend.

And what is more useless than a cunt you can't even stick your dick in?
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woo is literally on suicide watch, bunch of faggots KEK
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wow, it only took WWE like 2 years to realize to get Roman over he just needed to win the title and kick everyone's ass
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Was Miz the best part of RAW?
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Who's ready for the Brock return next week? I'm thinking he takes out the entire LoN before F-5ing Roman during the rematch
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Post your fave five as of December 2015.

1. Roman Reigns
2. New Day
3. Seth Rollins (rip)
4. Dean Ambrose
5. The Uso's
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>>829933

1. Seth Rollins
2. Cesaro
3. Kalisto
4. Luke Harper
5. Xavier Woods
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>>829933
New Day (though they're dangerously close to becoming overexposed)
Sasha Banks
Becky Lynch
Sheamus
Bork
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>>829933
Roman Reigns
Latin No Heat
Sheamus
Ryback
Kalisto
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>>829933
1. Kalisto
2. New Day
3. Luke Harper
4. Rusev
5. Vince
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>all this Kalisto love
Didn't expect that
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>>829940
>tfw I actually liked him back in NXT too
f-feels good
he may be better than Rey at one point
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>>829940
>>829941

I think he could be the best in the world if Vince shows him the brass ring.

I'm also excited to not be the only one with Superkick McStainedshirt on their list.
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>>829933
1. Sasha Banks
2. New Day
3. Vince if he sticks around
4. Dean Ambrose
5. Lucha Dragons (won me over at the ladder match, didn't like them before)
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>Roman is already a 2 time WWEWHC
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>>829948
Gotta pad his resume before he faces Brock again.
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>>829950
And wins:^)
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>>829951
>Roman going over clean against Brock on Wrestlemania
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>>829952
>the most over guy on the roster shouldnt win vs mr part time and never shows up
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>>829907
ok
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>>829953
Troof is more over than Ramen
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>There are "people" in this thread right now that are literally and unironically furious over Reigns getting over as fuck in this feud and is now undoubtedly the new top guy.

kek

KEK
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>>829955
https://twitter.com/WWELyss/status/676628889150627840/video/1
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Cena will return as a heel for the authority. I saw this in a vision about month ago.
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>>829963
I still don't think he deserved it
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>>829964
>leader of the chaingang a lacky for the authority

kek just kek
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I want to put my dick in JoJo. She's gorgeous desu.
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>chanting YOU DESERVE IT at a guy who constantly won clean over several people at once, beat champions clean and didn't lose clean in a really long time
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>>829965
https://youtu.be/aPxdnFJKTlw?t=3m22s
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ravioli ravioli give me the macaroni
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>>829968
I swear we're actually in bizarro land.

That or there was a lot of plants.
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>>829721
People didn't want Roman to be another Cena, there you go.
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>>829734
Didn't Bray get most eliminations at the last RR?
He was just hitting his stride again till he had to start promoting the undertaker WM match where he has stagnated ever since.
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>>829968
When has Roman lost clean?
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>>829755
The overpowered nature of John Cenas booking isn't what bothered me, it's the fact that his character never changed, and him being as powerful as he is meant we had the same boring story with the same boring character everytime. As long as Roman isn't a Cena clone character wise, I'm going to stay open minded.
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>>830000
I honestly don't remember.
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>>830002
apparently the only time in the main roster was in the Elimination Chamber 2014 against the Wyatt family
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>>830000
He hasn't. He has never lost a singles match clean.
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>Wake up
>Find out Roman Won the title
So instead of instantly being fired/suspended for unprovoked attacks on his boss Roman is given a title shot, and wins it.
First off way to kill the actual decent push that would have come from berserk Roman.
Second nice life lesson you are teaching the kids WWE. If YOU yourself failed to achieve your goals despite your boss giving you multiple opportunities, just beat the shit out of him, and get what you want that way. Nice lesson to teach the 8 year olds who are now looking to you instead of Cena.
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>>830010
Wait, so you want him to be Cena 2.0?
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>>830011
Well that's what WWE is trying to do with him. As well as making him the Rock, and Stone Cold.
And now I assume Flair because he's already 2 time champ in less than a month
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>>830014
They're going for Ultimate Warrior levels of bullshit with Reigns. He's even worse than Cena.
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>Reigns
>can't even powerbomb Haitch properly
What the hell, mang
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>>830015
>Haitch Pedigrees Roman.
>He gets right back up
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So Roman is either going to Hold the title for longer than CM Punk to erase Punk from the books.
Or even worse. The title is going to be bounced around to pad out his WHC number to break Flair's record.
Either way it's awful.
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>>830022
>>830022
>>830022
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