>that massive dead pixel in the middle of the titantron
Vince came already
he called out Roman, who came to the ring, and wanted Roman to apologize. Vince said something about being able to beat an apology out of Roman back in the day, and then threatened to do it, taking off his shirt.
Sheamus interrupted, cut an arrogant promo about wanting to beat Reigns, and for some reason said he'd even put his title on the line.
Vince teased the crowd, then said he wouldn't have the title match take place tonight. Roman said something about Vince's nuts and tater tots, and so he got the title match.
Vince then said if Roman loses, he's FIRED, and kicked him in the dick.
>JBL saying anything positive about ECW
What a fucking sell out.
>Roman said something about Vince's nuts and tater tots, and so he got the title match.
ive heard about this tea.
ive never thought kfc was great and i eat it often.
Boston market on the other hand good lord that shit is good.
>tfw you move to the country last month and even a mall is 40mins away
Why does the guy who gives the powerbomb in the old "powerbomb and superplex spot" always take a rest afterwards?
What is the kayfabe reason for him being damaged?
Is the shockwave of both power-moves so immense it knocks him back?
Why is every Dudleys match a table cocktease? Ever since they came back, the crowd just wants to see someone put through a table and WWE is constantly not letting them, then wondering why the ratings are shit.
>Ever since they came back, the crowd just wants to see someone put through a table and WWE is constantly not letting them
They literally just put someone through a table last night.
I guess it's because pushing the guys takes a lot of strength
>Alvin coming out Friday
Damn dude, Star Wars is in some serious Box Office trouble.
The best fried chicken I have ever eaten was from a tiny diner-looking place that just made fried chicken, shrimp, and fries. In the ghetto of a medium sized town in NC, two doors down from a crack house. It was only open from 10pm to 4am from Thursday through Sunday.
they do that now? I was just getting ready to link him too
>Guardians of the Galaxy, a PG13 mega franchise, makes "jizz all over my spaceship" jackson pollock joke.
>if you tried it on modern day WWE you'd be instafired.
When your wrestling program is baby shit softer than Disney you've officially lost the fucking plot.
>HARPER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY DREAMER
This was so much better than the PPV match
DUDE WEED LMAO
>Rhyno eating the pin
>from Fucking Rowan
>mfw i made version 2.0 and it's being used
It was really sad getting rid of some of the streams like ausbro
I'm so fucking sick of Stephanie slapping everyone and them just taking it. They made Reigns look like a bitch tonight. Stephanie slaps him and he does nothing, then Vince kicks him in the balls and he does nothing
This show is awful
I'm just gonna say... for some reason I just fucking like Erick Rowan. He has very little character, he was clearly the worst of the original three Wyatts, and several times he's botched some pretty important spots in matches...but I just get this feeling that he's really fucking trying as hard as he can and really wants to be there. Like, he knows he still has a a lot to learn...but he's okay with that and he's giving it his all. Some guys just seem lazy, but not him. Inexperienced, but not lazy.
>vince is 70
>looks like shit
>donald trump is 69
What went wrong, bros?
Dude, no one got buried in that match. That was a fucking clinic. Goddam millennials and your horseshit participation trophies. Somebody's gotta do the job sometime, Jesus fuck!
That's because they never bother to do anything with their new talent. Well at least Neville got to win a match and the Wyatts didn't job again. You think they will ever win another feud? Or are they forever stuck where they are?
Trump spent middle age making business deals and playing golf, while Vince spent middle age making business deals and doing pic related...
That was an excellent slap and that weird looking WWE Universe member took it even better.
I want to create a 4chan stable on wwe 2k16
What are 5 characters that I should create?
Kofi walking with a limp, shit nigga
>general manager foley
>current 2015 brain damaged mark foley
>Yeah I'm strong
>GOTTA MAKE THEM WANT TO GIVE US THAT $9.99!
>Hitting her back would've been kinda kucky
>Sin Cara didn't botch anyone into the morgue last night
He does deserve a clap for that.
Last time we got that was Team Hell No! I really like those kinds of teams. Also, Booker T and Goldust was amazing and surprisingly uplifting.
What payofff ?
This is going nowhere and it's just extending a boring and awful feud between 2 no name tag teams and the only relevant tag team in the entire company
>New Day call out Usos and Lucha Dragons
>give them props for the better part of ten minutes
>ask for applause for them
>they then begin celebrating their victory
>salty-as-fuck faces attack them from behind
>this generic song for nxt takeover with some shitty brit vocalist
Who is your favourite Diva?
and why is it Becky Lynch?
Are you guys new to wrestling? Every town has wrestlers/stables they love and hate respectively. Back in the day they used to play to it all the time. Philly loves the shit out of New Day so they were playing to it. They already disliked the face teams, just make them the heels for the event.
So the heels put everyone over and the faces kick the shit out of them for having the audacity to celebrate a win.
Bizarro WWE still in full effect.
The payoff of New Day doing their cheeky dance.
I'm enjoying the feud, you anime kek. They had a good match and New day is always entertaining.
Remember how fucking terrible New Day's debut was? I had to turn off the volume at the cringe levels as they tried out their gimmick.
And now look at them. They're the best thing in WWE by far.
I definitely remember, thought that gimmick was gonna last maybe a couple months and they would be kicked out of the company, but once creative gave the boys a little latitude to inject their personalities into their work they turned it all around.
Cause it isn't. That's just how bad things are there but I guess they're making it so Sharknado can fund their entire channel for the year.
Who knows, maybe something will happen now that they're both on USA.
I would say I don't know why Doctor Who isn't their main attraction since they have the rights to air it, but i'm sure it's losing it's popularity already.
>"It's not me. it's the fact that wwe doesn't take them serious that makes them hard to like. They're all written like high schoolers"
There. a reasonable honest answer that won't make you come off like a sexist prick to your feminist girlfriend.