-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Sheamus
> Intercontinenal Champion: Dean Ambrose
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
you mean Stefano McMahon?
where does her butt rank?
Dirty I see, Paige gonna be crying as always on Raw, fuck the Diva's division man
I hope we see what Kevin Owens is gonna do, most likely rematch and lose again.
Also, now that the fans were all pretty cool with Roman Reigns, Vince is going to go full tard-out right because he thinks Reigns is now THE guy...
They definitely did it right last night, but I hope Vince doesn't think Reigns is gonna get away with tater tot shit again.
Idk I guess cuz the holidays, slammys, and its six weeks til next ppv instead of four
Look at the card for the two raws following TLC last year, total filler feuds like Wyatt vs ambrose that ended as soon as January hit
How's the show gonna be tonight?
They're doing what they should have been doing with him from the start, finally. Quiet (not silent) badass that just beats the shit out of everyone No more smartass "Look, I can be funny!" promos. I can get behind that, but he still needs to improve his moveset.
Mr. Out-Of-Touch, comin' down.
>Gets slapped like 4 times
>Cant do anything about it
WHAT A GREAT FUCKING WAY[ TO BOOK PEOPLE THAT FIGHT FOR A LIVING YOU STUPID RETARDED EGOMANIACAL WOMAN WHO WANTS TO BE MORE OVER THAN THE TALENT.
Guys...why am I still watching this show? I couldn't even stand to look at all the Roman cocksucking last night.
They are literally trying to remake him as the Rock AND Stone Cold combined. It's horrible. Even Vince is coming to help push him over.
We all /a/ son
Even in Kayfabe Roman had little no reason to attack Haitch.
>Gave roman a 100% fair shot with a fatal 4 way for Number 1 Contender that he won.
>Seth gets injured, so Haitch decides to offer Roman a quicker trip to the top and he refuses
>Haitch goes to shake Roman's hand and Roman Spears him, and then gets cashed in on
>Roman is given his rematch, with a handicap yes, but one he almost won with anyway
>Haitch gives him ANOTHER SHOT at TLC
>Roman loses, and goes apeshit on Sheamus, which Haitch tries to stop and Roman mauls the fuck out of him.
every segment tonight commentary will be talking about Reigns... it is a shit night. And fuck Vince too, he is just gonna suck on Roman's tater tots latter
of course i do, i didnt tellits not the case.. just wanted to mark out that a suicide dive can be amazing like a sunset flip or so with the right telling, wwe fucks that up ... well the Dean match was a nice one imo
How am I supposed watch season finally of Fargo knowing Vinny Mac is going to be on tonight!?
>every segment has to mention ROMAN REIGNS
>they opened the show with a combination of the two worst options possible for a new worst option
if Kevin Owens wasn't so goddamn good than I probably wouldn't be watching
...and Bo Dallas
Yes, this is how we go in a "new direction"
Will R-Truth ever get his push he deserves? He's deserved one since that promo where he may have legit not supposed to come out and walked back his great victory speech.
I wish Roman Reigns would just go away for a couple months. I wanna like him, but I'm so sick of hearing about him and looking at him that I don't think anything they do at this point will really win me over.
>Roman Reigns Superman punches Vince
stops match just to say "nah, we'll talk later Reigns".... fuck! Well at least Bo was there for a moment
>calling out roman reigns
>facing the stage
>actually comes out from the stage
>disrupts a match to handle reigns
>immediatelyt does nothing
>show goes to commercial.
>continues wasting time after
Reigns isn't even getting fired and Vince is gonna commend him for his actions.
Roman sure does love thinking about balls
Vince is so based
>No chance in Hell
>YOU SON OF A BITCH
>ATTITUDE ERA CORFIRMED
>Remember when Cena was fired a week
>Remember when CM Punk was fired for a week
>Remember when Ric Flair "retired"
>Remember when Mick Foley "retired"
This is the same shit. If Roman gets "fired", he'll be back for Royal Rumble, if not before.
Wait how come WWE in the past month has been getting "personal" I guess like Paige talking about Charlotte's dead brother, saying Ric is old and Roman did the same beat up Hunter and say Vince is old/70.
Get some new writers.
On another note people are saying Roman is the new Cena but no he's not.
>RAW's ratings are the lowest they've been in years
>Let's put the belt on the guy who's responsible for the low ratings.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S SOME FUCKING SOUND PROOF LOGIC RIGHT FUCKING THERE VINCE SOMEONE OUGHTA GIVE YOU A GOD DAMNED MEDAL FOR BOOKING THE BEST FUCKING WRESTLING SHOW IN AMERICA GOD DAMN IT
>match gets underway
>ref gets knocked out
>ambrose and usos come out
>KO comes out and throws ambrose into sheamus
>ref comes to and sees dean hitting sheamus
>calls the DQ
OUR LORD AND FELLA RETAINS
YEAH I FUCKING KNOW THAT, BUT GOD FUCKING DAMN IF THE BIGGEST FUCKING ISSUES ISN'T FUCKING THIS MOTHER FUCKER ROMAN WHO EVEN THOUGH ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY GOD DAMN NO ONE IS CHEERING FOR IS STILL BEING SHOEHORNED INTO THE FUCKING MAIN EVENT SCENE AND HAVING EVERYONE GIVE HIM ORAL SEX LIKE HIS COCK IS THE FUCKING FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, LIKE YOU'D FUCKING THING SOMEONE WOULD FUCKING GET IT AT SOME POINT THAT NO ONE LIKES THIS SHITHEAD WITH THE GREASED UP MONKEY HAIR AND THE PADDED BULLET VEST. HE NEEDS A FUCKING GIMMICK THAT ISN'T "i was in duh shield blee it" FUCKING SOMEONE SHOOT ME IN THE FOOT.
because Wyatts are allowed to win
>WWE Wrestler(s) of the Year: The New Day
Wyatt feuds having started making less and less sense as time went on.
Hell the Roman one made the most sense out of this year because Roman really should not have won against Bray for that MitB spot, but did anyway because Vince thinks Roman is the Rock, John Cena and Stone Cold mixed into one for some fucking reason
>8 men in ring
lets talk about Roman
mods confirmed for not giving a shit. Someone posted porn and the hogan faggot won't fucking get the hint that no one on this fucking thread likes him.
RAW is shit and /asp/ is fucking ruined. Someone take the pain away
lost their minds, you hear that Roman pop
>Saxton: The best tag-team ladder match in WWE history
That match was dope, but seriously? WMX7's tag team ladder match is literally the best WWE wrestling match.
fucking hell, go away Ric you stupid old bitch and end these teams already
>Nia Jax facing Bayley soon for the NXT womens title
>Usos pushing for the tag team titles
>Reigns continually in the title scene and booked retardly strong
Dwayne, we love you, but your family is literally cancer on the company at the moment, please stop getting them pushed
>thinking any wrestling company that isnt WWE actually matters
Again, this is all the same episode
Roman and Usos and Lucha Dragons attack the champ after they won, in an extreme rules match = good
Kevin Ownes attacks Dean Ambrose = bad sore loser
what is this show?
Sheamus locks in a cloverleaf
Vince calls for bell
Roman screwed Roman