/wwe/ General #1664 - He Won't Stop Crying Edition

So whats the chronological order of important returns?

>John Cena
>Cesaro
>Randy
>Seth

I doubt John can make magic happen while working with dog shit.

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Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

>>804509

RAW was still unwatchable with all those people in it.

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daily reminder that the best time to watch wrestling is when everything is crashing and burning because the eventual rise from the ashes produces some of the best entertainment you can find anywhere

>mfw Roman is back working as a furniture mover by WM 33

Ratings when?

>>804519
Delayed until tomorrow apparently. Has to do with Thanksgiving programming or something.

>>804518
>daily reminder that the best time to watch wrestling is when everything is crashing and burning because the eventual rise from the ashes produces some of the best entertainment you can find anywhere

It was proven this year that WWE can't even do THIS right anymore.
>Roman crashes and burns
>we get Seth as Champ for months of his terrible promos

Did Vince put the title on Sheamus so he can have something to blame the poor ratings on besides Roman?
>Roman becomes one time champ at SvS
>Is the main focus of the Raw after while the champ doesn't even wrestle
>Wrestles two matches the week after
>"Well surely these ratings are because of Sheamus. Put the title on Roman immediately!"
I'm probably pointing out the obvious but it's almost sad to see this shit happening.

>>804534
>he thinks this is how WWE actually works

The ratings are nobody currently on the show's fault.
It's much harder to break a negative trend than to stay in it.
It doesn't lie with the guys who have the table of shit to clear up for failing to clear it up. It lies with the guy who gave them that shit in the first place.
i.e, Seth.

How the fuck is roberto del rios rope drop finisher safe ?

>>804549
I guess it suppose to be Low-Ki's double stomp, but Del Rio is far too big to make it look good.

>>804549
It's not. He wants to injure himself so he can stop being a shitty heel and his 24,776,775.00 peso/year contract will allow him to liberate mexico and usher in his non-charasmatic dictatorship

Ratings when

>>804552
>He wants to injure himself

I'm more concerned with the guy he's dropping onto than him when asking how it's safe

>>804509
Orton has a neck surgery after his shoulder business so he might take even longer.

Did they drop the Mexamerica gimmick?

remember abraham washington?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcgpW_XMD2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pScOpUR-5NM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjmMY9RiIk8

>>804509
Orton was a great wrestler but he'll never peak again after all he's been through. Plus hard to be a legend killer when the roster is nothing but jobbers

>>804549
Someone post it, havent watched raw in months

>>804509

Brock. But there's no one who can actually beat him so it's pointless.

Justin LaBar

@JustinLaBar

RUMOR: Somebody ran into Kevin Owens here in Pitt and supposedly he is and looks pretty sick so #WWE is letting him get off road & fly home


Either this or the fact that he was chillin with his kid like 2 days before the show are probably reasons he didnt show up

>>804549
when your that based in the ring he can make anything safe.

>>804609
are you saying he was probably home sick because he was hanging out with his family?

Just finished watching the 2014 Royal Rumble, why were the crowd booing Batista after he eliminates Reigns to win it? He made his return that night, you'd think the crowd would be thrilled to see him win the rumble again.

>>804622
he actually returned a raw or two before

I'm not going to answer your question because I'm sure others are revving up their replies

>>804622
>He made his return that night

No he didn't. He was one RAW before that.

>>804505

watching day the next day general

LEL at this entire opening segmant trtying to get the crowd to chant for romin or boo shameus and its not working

get rekt WWE

How did the Uso get injured?

>>804609

Too much fast food can do that to you.

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>>804617
nah, the tweet was just a rumor but kev did make another tweet that he was hangin with his kid

So either A. The rumors are true and he came up with something in the shitty shittsburgh winter weather

or B. WWE gave him time off to chill with Owen

>>804651
XD!!

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>>804656

Triggered?

>>804648
who cares, hopefully hes out forever

>>804651
But all that based WWE catering though.

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>>804657
>le triggered meme

18+ :^)

>>804656
>in kayfabe his son is named Owen Owens

>>804659
>uso down again
>time for another tag team
time to debut big cass and enzo at the rumble not too far from the NXT zone.

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>>804662

Lol seriously why are you mad? I don't have a problem with Kevin Owens actually, I just like to make smarks like you go into a fit by making fun of him and his beer belly.

>>804659
Crossing my fingers m8

Though its obvious the Lucha Dragons are going to beat the New Day

>>804608
>Implying it won't be Roman to get him over.

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>>804663
pretty funny
>>804657
he isnt even that short, Ortons just fucking tall.
Tell me Eddie vs Brock wasnt a based feud. and Eddie was literally 3 or 4 inches shorter than Kevin.

>>804665
Not going into a fit, shit just gets repetitive. I predicted the reply would happen in less than 5 minutes and i was right

For reasons I need the Brock Pepe.

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>>804669

>he isnt even that short

Yes he is. And Eddie at least worked out and didn't wrestle in a t-shirt.

>>804672
>muh bodies.
>everyone needs to look exactly the same

I bet you jizzed your pants in late ruthless aggression era when vince was bringing up every roid monkey he found on his quest to find the next dwayne johnson

jesus christ this PITT crowd is dead as fuck

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>>804673

>everyone needs to look exactly the same

No. They just need to look like they've hit the gym once in their life.

>>804676
can you fucking blame them when the main focus is Reigns and fucking Sheamus? The product is garbage

>>804681

>tommy dreamer finally gets them awake
>they come back in a match

>>804678
Owens is strong fat.. Aside from that though, His agility combine with his fatness is what makes him unique. Dudes been put over by dudes like Hulkster, Austin, and Rocky. There's a reason for that

He's literally the Roy Nelson of WWE. He's got a beer gut but he moves around like hes 90 lbs

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>>804670
Here you go pham.

>>804670
I would like to piggyback and ask for "Spear Yourself" please.

>>804687

No, Rusev is strong fat. Owens is just fat.

>>804693
No, Rusev is strictly bear mode

>>804518
When was the last time WWE completely rekt itself?

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>>804692
Here you go pham.

>>804688

as long as he doesnt job to romin when he comes back ill be fine

its gonna be hard for them to decide a new storyline outside of that tho

JUST IN CASE THO

how many times has a WWE champ defended at WM and then still retained

asuming brock wins the RR like we all expect since that's the only thing he hasnt

>>804687
>Owens is strong fat..

m8 I love Owens and think he's one of the best all-around (fat joke) packages in the WWE today but he is NOT strongfat.
Rusev is strongfat. Bray is kinda strongfat.
Owens is fatfat.

>>804697
If Brock ends up jobbing to roman i will kill myself

>>804695
when bryan held the belt and couldnt handle the champions schedule.

>>804699
Not him but as much as I dont like bray and think hes shit in the ring he is kinda strong for sure.

Amid a stretch of declining ratings for Monday Night Raw, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has vowed to boost viewership tonight with the sacrifice of the lamb pictured here.

McMahon abducted the four-month-old Lamb, named Snowflake, this afternoon from a Connecticut farm, and intends to perform a ritualistic sacrifice during the second hour of Raw, when ratings tend to dip.

A scheduled match pitting Kevin Owens against Dean Ambrose has been cancelled to allow time for the slaughter.

>>804704
>and think hes shit in the ring

Buzzards yourself, my man.

wait...so now the mexamerica flag is completely gone ?

LMAO

>PG heat ladies and gnetleman

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>>804699
w-well, atleast he has more definition in his arms than before

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So I decided to take the plunge and actually give outlaw wrestling a chance today. Since the outlaw fags are always praising BOLA, I watched that first. It was so fucking bad. More botches than your average Paige match. There was no selling or consistency to a match. one moment they instantly get up from a piledriver, the next a simple dropkick makes them groggy. There were only 2 things that I liked out of the entire show, when Pentagon Jr dropped kicked the other luchador in the middle of his flip routine and when Zack Sabre actually focused on his opponents fingers during the match so they couldn't counter his armbar. The rest was garbage

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Okay /wwe/ this is it, it's up to us to save the product.

Let's write the next episode of Raw, one part at a time. I'll start

>BEHOLD THE KING, THE KING OF KINGS
>17-minute Authority promo about how Reigns is a failure

>>804688
thank you desu senpai.

>>804708
Fucking really?
>Beeg has to apologize for tearing down a Russian flag
>now they aren't even allowed to make their own pretend fictional flags about their crazy coalition-nations

Just ban flags.

>>804712
Have Owens do the Apron spot to ambrose or cesaro and have them sent out on stretchers so he can get some actual heat for taking out a wrestler people enjoy

>>804712
>Authority promo ends
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaQ5jZANSe8

>HE MIGHT BE A FAILURE BUT I SURE AS HELL AINT, JACK
>calls Sheamus something humorous
>gets a title shot inexplicably

>>804708

Yup. The gimmick sucked anyway.

>>804710
I didn't realize based Pentagon was in Bola this year, might look his match up, thanks anon

>>804719
His match was probably one of the most tolerable in my opinion because it was with another lucahdor and he didn't do what most luchadors do and just trade flip routines

>>804715
I know there're probably numerous ethical and legal complications with this but I really think if they know a guy is injured and will be out for some length of time they should have a Heel beat him down to capitalize on it and get some quick heat.
Only if they're not so fucked they literally can't take a bump, of-course.
Cesaro's shoulder is fucked so he could take the apron bump. Again, I know there're likely complications but if they get an agreement beforehand I'm sure plenty of guys would do it for a quick appearance-payday or some shit.

>>804600
I can't find video but it's an opponent in the tree of woe position on the corner of the ring facing up and he climbs to the top rope and does a double foot stomp onto their shoulders

Looks pretty cool but would be better as a smaller guy doing it

>>804723
It would look cool if the other person didn't have to cling to the ropes and wait like a sacrificial fucking lamb.

Is WWE phasing out submission wins? Why the fuck is Del Rio using that dumb corner stomp instead of the armbar?

>>804729
im pretty sure he beat olddust with the armbar

>>804730
He won with the stomp. He did a post-match beatdown with the armbar tho

>>804731
Speaking of the Stardust segments with him sperging out about something then charismatic black guy picking on him are more entertaining than his in-ring matches

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>>804735

>yfw titus is actually a poo tier wrestler but hes got a likeable personality.

>>804737
He really is fucking poo tier.
Nigga is so clumsy. He's like a big lumbering stilt-wearing motherfucker.

5 Biggest Draws in Wrestling by LISTBRO
>by actual facts and not opinions

5. Stone Cold Steve Austin
4. Hulk Hogan
3. The Undertaker
2. The Rock
1. Andre the Giant

>>804742
>listnigger forgot to take off his trip

>the crowd is cheering brie mode
>not sasha

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>>804742

>>804714

Wait what happened? Did I miss something, why aren't they allowed the flag anymore, no wonder the Mexamerica gimmick seems to be dropped

SmackDown kicks off with Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and The Usos in the ring calling out the League of Nations. They come out and we get an eight-man main event for tonight. The New Day comes out and says The Usos and Ambrose have to fight them in order to be Reigns' partners in the main event

>>804748
My countrymen can't handle banter and fictional storylines so they bitched until the Mexamerica flag was fully disposed of.

was RAW worth checking out this week?

>>804750

.. who bitched? And source? Sorry bit out of the loop here.

>>804751
No lol

>>804752
muh veterans complained that it was disrespecting them and you know WWE is all about muh veterans

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>>804742
>Undertaker above Hogan
>Cena nowhere to be seen

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>on youtube
>see this

anyone wanna explain the state of the product then?

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>>804750
>Americans don't fight to stop gay marriage
>Americans don't fight to stop NSA spying
>Americans don't fight to stop muslim immigration
>Americans DO fight to stop fictional wrestling story lines

Most pathetic country NA

>>804758
>anyone wanna explain the state of the product then?

No not really.

>>804742
whens your next match famalam

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AND THE SLAMMY AWARD FOR "CROWD OF THE YEAR" GOES TO...

* Tyler Breeze defeated Neville with the Unprettier. Dolph Ziggler was on commentary and the crowd was dead for this match


ayyyy

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What do you think is going through his mind, familia?

>>804765
>The Prince of No Heatville defeated The Man the Crowd Forgot

>>804766
He's thinking about how the people who sign his paycheck will keep pushing him no matter how much the audience hates him

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>WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan as of Tuesday, Dec. 1, 2015. WWE wishes Bryan the best in all of his future endeavors.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/Daneil-Bryan-released-28272321

Anyone have a webm of Xavier and Kofi fusing?

>>804765
>Tyler Breeze defeated Neville
Fuck this company.

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fucking Bo got squashed by Roidbotch on SD

I can't be the only one who still bo-lieves

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>>804774

>>804773
>Daneil

Nice try.

>>804773
>Daneil-Bryan

>>804778
Beautiful. Thanks pham.

>>804673
you know I thought about this earlier today: I think that ultimately the rock was the worst thing to happen to WWE. Now Vince wants to turn it into a movie factory in hopes that he can repeat that

>>804775
>a future jobber beats a current jobber
no need to be upset

>>804773
I wasn't watching wrestling when this guy was around. What made him so popular and why did Vince let him have two titles

>>804766
I wish I was moving furniture right now

>adam rose segment
>its supposed to be comedy

jesus christ

>>804778

had to wait 15 years for a DBZ reference in wrestling

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Where's the best place to get wrestling torrents?

I wanna watch some Royal Rumbles

>>804766
>all the internet will love this.

>>804752

they backed down after the initial fucking unvailing
the original flag at HIAC and the raw after had the stars on the top

then the next week they had mexico on top with just red an white stripes on the bottom which left zero synonymous iconography related to US since dozens of other nations have red an white stripes too

now they fianlly got rid of it at all

>>804784
>What made him so popular and why did Vince let him have two titles
Entertaining to watch in the ring for both marks and smarks (largely regarded as one of the best technical wrestlers in the world), has a varied move set, has an infectious chant ("Yes!"), booked as the underdog in his WWE title feud, screwed out of the title through various Raw-tier screwjob endings in PPVs, was consciously removed from the main event scene by Vince so that he could push Orton/Batista which only made fans want to see him more.

is the only good thing about Alberto No Heato his music?

>>804777
you're not

Bo-lieve in the me that Bo-lieves in Bo

>>804795
His music is shit too though.

>>804788
network.wwe.com

>>804788

just get a free month of WWE network

oh look its a 7 on 4 match

romin will get the hot tag

>HE JUST BEAT ALL 3 TAG CHAMPS, THE US CHAMP, THE KING OF THE RING AND THE MIGHTY RUSEV IN 1 MATCH!

>he

>>804788
kat

>>804801
Fuck off with your blog faggot. Dean eats the pin.

>>804777
i will always bo-lieve

>>804783
but the 'future' jobber is a fucking 'OH LOOK AT MUH SELFIES' gimmick
At least Neville's gimmick was he's an actual wrestler who does wrestling moves and has an actual finisher whereas Tyler just does Rusev's kicks.

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>>804710
>mfw magic crackles in the air

>>804794
Mann I just googled for some moments about him and got this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttiGTC5B2gg

I can't remember the last time I heard a crowd this genuinely over on a superstar before.

>>804806

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5SjD-KcSkE

>daniel bryan was burried

>he literally had teh WWE belt long before WM30 and the yes movement

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>>804808
>ywn spend a labor day weekend in a deer stand with Brock, SCSA, and HBK drinking beer and killing animals while they fondly talk about their time in the business

LMAO jimmy kayfabing his knee injury

>REIGNS IS ALL BY HIMSELF NOW AGAINST 7 OPPONENTS
>WHICH INCLUDES THE US CHAMPION!
>THE TAG CHAMPIONS!
>THE KING OF THE RING!
>AND THE BRUTE RUSEV!

>WOW WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!


>wwe using the success of new day to get Romaine lettuce over

LMAO HE COMPLETELY FORGOT TO HIT ADR

>ADR JUST BACKS DOWN OFF THE APRON

fucking botch

>>804788
XWT unless you got yourself banned and can't access the site or something

>>804807
He's everything WWE and its fans could ask for in an organic rise to super stardom. And for some reason they went out of their way to ruin all of his chances to steal the spotlight until they no longer had any choice or the fans would literally riot.

>>804811
He wasn't buried. But they sure tried hard TO bury him. He was just so loved that the fans made it impossible for them to bury him.

>>804816

LMAO big E has romaine in the stretch move, romaine clearly trying to ask him something, then puts his hand up you can clearly hear him continue talking

cause the crowd is dead as fuck and doesnt care about romain

>CROWD CHANTING WE WANT AMBROSE

>>804819

he had the belt long before that storyline tho, which negates any fags trying to then act like they never gave him a chance during the 2014 run

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>>804710
I went to one of these back in early November, in Alabama. One of the guys there was Tom Prichard; he used to be a coach and supposedly he helped train Angle and Ziggler at one point.

Nonexistent crowd desu

>>804823
Big Gold didn't mean much by the time Bryan got a hold of it.

>>804823
>he had the belt long before that storyline tho
You mean at Summerslam when he lost it to Randy cashing in 5 minutes later?
Or Night of Champions where he held it for around 24 hours until HHH forced him to vacate it?

Yeah. Such long reigns. rofl.

>ambrose gets bro kicked and pinned clean

LEL

way to keep roman looking strong

>h-he didnt lose

>roman gets to come to his aid an seem strong an bro-ish

>B-BUT ITS TOO MUCH FOR HIM!

>7 guys gaining up on him

>please boo

>crowd barely reacting

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>Royal Rumble is in Orlando

fuck, Roman's going to do it again isn't he

>>804827
Even then, Big Gold Belt/WHC isn't the WWE title which is what he was referring to.

>>804823
god, shut the fuck up already you contrarian faggot. Everyone and their mom know Vince completely ignored the fact the Bryan was over until he was fucking forced to give him his push because of the lack of Draws Dave vs Orton would get.

Jesus christ, even Dave knew it was a shit idea to bring him back when Brian was fucking WHITE hot

>>804830
They couldn't possibly be that retarded

http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2015/12/1/9826932/tommy-dreamers-wwe-return-raises-questions-concussion-policy-daniel-bryan

This is an interesting article asking why WWE let dreamer come back with his concussion history and if he's even going to be in the PPV.

>Why didn't you close your trunk?' I said 'I can't tell you that. I don't know why.' Or I've left the refrigerator door open. Now I have an alarm on my refrigerator door that goes off if it's open. That scares me.

Damn Tommy

WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day defeated The Usos and Dean Ambrose when Xavier Woods pinned Jimmy Uso. Reigns will now be alone in the main event

How the fuck is Del Rio getting away with that physique? He looks roided af pham

>>804846
Mexican doctors will approve anything lol

>>804846
He doesn't really

>>804846
Superior MexAmerican health care

>>804846
WWE's doctor is a quack

>make roman seem sympathetic tour

they better get his in-ring promo segment over by next week in shit town NC

cause then he'll be fucked after that

http://www.wwe.com/events/all/raw/all/all/all/3000/mi

>>804509
Orton won't be back until late 2016 m8

>>804860

>he thinks orton is actaully injuried

he had a wedding m7

>>804608
Why is Brock Lesnar just afk anyways. They don't have an angle after his Taker feud so they're just gonna pay him when they need him ?

>>804608
>But there's no one who can actually beat him so it's pointless.

Good point

Guys there's going to be an NXT house show 15 minutes away from my house on Friday

>>804862

his contract says he only works x-number of days m9

* Bray Wyatt squashed Devon Dudley and pinned him after Sister Abigail. After the match, The Wyatt Family also beat down Tommy Dreamer and Bubba Ray Dudley, who were at ringside. They beat the ECW Originals up with kendo sticks and put Dreamer through a table

>come back to WWE just to probably get a few more concussions

>>804863

theres an nxt show every week 1 hour from my house

who gives a fuck

its still shitty indie wrestler in a fraud tax scheme college dorm room where they cant even fit the announcers table with just WCW Nitro-tier production

I should book wwe

>jack swagger vs sheamus for the wwe championship
>Roman vs Seth (a la Vince and Steve in the hospital)
>swagger vs sheamus
>Latino no heato vs barret for the no heat championship
>dean vs new day where he does cuhrazy stuff like interrupt their promos and breaks their trumpet and pants them
>Luke harper vs bray Wyatt
>Chris Jericho

>>804861
he needs neck surgery

>>804509
Why not? Cena has already done that for 5+ years.

>>804871
Literal shit, I hope this was bait.

>>804875
What's wrong with it?

* Roman Reigns vs. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus, United States Champion Alberto Del Rio, Rusev and King Barrett in a Handicap match is next. Barrett got eliminated half-way into the match. Rusev works over Reigns pretty good now. Reigns ends up winning by count out. After the match, Sheamus hits Reins with a Brogue Kick and out come The Usos with Ambrose. The babyfaces help Reigns fight off The League of Nations and stand tall to end SmackDown

>>804773
>implying he hasn't already been gone for months

>>804882
The worst roster of ALL TIME

>deanetty
>Roman
>usos

KEK

I'd rather have the zigzag and Kofi and fandango and bully ray in their positions Jesus Christ

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>>804871
>jack swagger vs sheamus for the wwe championship

AND THIS...

IS TO TAKE THE RATINGS EVEN FURTHER BELOW

>>804871
garbage, fucking kill yourself. Swagger sucks

I bet youre that retarded Canadian

>>804882
>winning handicap match by countout

Can't wait to see what fuckery ensues so that noone helps anyone back into the ring

>>804888
Jack swagger is a draw

Writing a wrestling show must be the easiest job in the world. You get live feedback.

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>>804891
>Jack swagger is a draw
>le cheap heat pop america botch man

>>804888
Just slap a Sanders sticker on Swagger's onesie

problem solved

>>804704
He threw Ryback across the ring like nothing.

Push Fandango

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Did the ratings for RAW come out yet?

>USA wants raw to be edgier
>even the fucking TV channel wants raw to be edgier

PG killed wrestling

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>SmackDown kicks off with Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and The Usos in the ring calling out the League of Nations. They come out and we get an eight-man main event for tonight. The New Day comes out and says The Usos and Ambrose have to fight them in order to be Reigns' partners in the main event

>Tyler Breeze defeated Neville with the Unprettier. Dolph Ziggler was on commentary and the crowd was dead for this match

>Brie Bella defeated Becky Lynch by DQ when WWE Divas Champion Charlotte ran in and attacked Brie after Brie earlier knocked Charlotte down outside of the ring. Alicia Fox was also at ringside

>WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day defeated The Usos and Dean Ambrose when Xavier Woods pinned Jimmy Uso. Reigns will now be alone in the main event

>Bray Wyatt squashed Devon Dudley and pinned him after Sister Abigail. After the match, The Wyatt Family also beat down Tommy Dreamer and Bubba Ray Dudley, who were at ringside. They beat the ECW Originals up with kendo sticks and put Dreamer through a table

>Roman Reigns vs. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus, United States Champion Alberto Del Rio, Rusev and King Barrett in a Handicap match is next. Barrett got eliminated half-way into the match. Rusev works over Reigns pretty good now. Reigns ends up winning by count out. After the match, Sheamus hits Reins with a Brogue Kick and out come The Usos with Ambrose. The babyfaces help Reigns fight off The League of Nations and stand tall to end SmackDown

>>804904
Meanwhile WWE removes the meximerica flag because it was offensive and used haters instead of racist when promo'ing it

>>804908
They should.change that no haters sign they have into no heat

>The League of Nations

They're going to come back with something better next week right? Christ that's a fucking terrible name

>>804906
>Becky loses

:/

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Seth Rollins already showing signs of suffering severe brain damage from concussions :/

TOP 5 WAYS TO MAKE THE PRODUCT BETTER

1. Give everyone more creative freedom
2. Stop doing the same thing over and over
3. A bit edgier (doesn't even need to be TV-14)
4. Make RAW 2 hours
5. Have PPVs be/feel more important than glorified RAWs

>>804914
>He's a pro-gun nut
Let me guess. You're also a middle aged white boy who browses /pol/ and cheers whenever one of his fellow retarded white American brothers shoot up a school.

Guns were made for one reason and one reason only: to kill.

>>804906

>League of jobbers

>>804917
>Tripfag

explains a lot

Wwe is a fucking joke. Can they hire the people who booked TNA during its golden years to do their booking for them? Literally perfect booking it was fucking wonderful.

>>804917
Why are tripfags almost always cancer?

>>804917
Is that why you play with air soft?

>>804920
>>804922
>>804923
Retarded Americans. Chances are one of you three will be a victim of a mass shooting anyway so I'm not too worried about you.

>>804924
Funny that I'm not American though you dumb cunt

>>804902
they'll come out tomorrow

>>804924
I'm in LE so probably me

>>804925
You're lucky you still aren't on the board you were kicked off of otherwise we could all see through your obvious lie

>>804924
>"Americans are so dumb for wanting the right to bear arms lol go Europe"

>>804749
>6man tag for spot in an 8man tag
And they wonder why nobody is tuning in.

>>804930
>hurrr durrr ur jus leyein
You're literally retarded.

>>804906
God Bray needs to go over at TLC

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>>804923
kek

Post yfw Bray loses to muh ecdub originals in a dominant squash match

>>804931
>America has weekly mass shootings
>WOO YEAH GUNS ARE AWESOME! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

>>804921
WWE will never hire Russo again

>>804939
>implying taking away the right to own a gun would stop shootings

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>>804937
vince would be based if he did.

>>804680
Based Austin putting that nigger in his place.

>>804807

He is that genuinely over and they refused to even put him in the rumble.

Even after Mania his first feud was with fucking Kane with terrible segments and acting.

>>804830

If Sheamus and the League of Nations are still around i could see Bray winning the Rumble.

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>>804949
league of nations is a temporary meme stable for roman to go over to look really strong. Seth being gone really fucked everything up.


But I know where you're coming from.

I could see Deanetty, Bray, or even Roman winning it again.. Brock or Cena?

Owens is my wild card

>tfw another brock vs roman or Roman vs Cena WM Main event

my stomach hurts

>>804946
What was Daniel Bryans status when he had to drop out from the concussions ? Interested if they're waiting to actually bring him back now after they're done pushing Roman

>Implying they'll ever be done pushing Roman

>>804906

>Tyler Breeze defeated Neville with the Unprettier. Dolph Ziggler was on commentary and the crowd was dead for this match

>Tyler Breeze was wrestling and the crowd was dead

Well color me surprised!!!!!!!!!!!

>>804951

>Owens,Dean or Bray
>Main eventing the biggest wrestlemania ever

This is why no one takes smarks seriously

>>804956
Dean or Bray have good chances. You really think WWE will proceed to keep having the same ppl main event mania again?


You know what, you're probably right desu. Why am i expecting WWE to do anything good

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>>804951
>yfw Vince decides to bring back The Rock in the rumble to ME Mania against his cousin


I really am scared for the outcome of this RR desu

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>>804960
>The Rock Vs Roman Reigns

I can just imagine all people not watching wwe for years coming back after this gets media coverage and then when they tune in to see who the rock is facing they get a face full of Roman trying to wrestle

>>804958
>Why am i expecting WWE to do anything good
>dean or bray in the mainevent
>good
lel

>>804962
Well we won't have to worry about Rock vs Reigns for a while because Dwayne has movie obligations to fulfill and they won't let him wrestle at mania

/wwe/ BTFO

http://www.forbes.com/sites/housemoneystudios/2015/11/30/how-can-wwe-improve-its-current-record-low-ratings/

>>804960
>>804962
The Rock vs. Reigns is almost guaranteed to happen.
Vince is seriously that insane.

>>804742
So YOU were the listbro autist that was shitting up /wwe/ for the better part of a year? Why am i not surprised

>>804709
Kek why is hiswhole body covered up?
>black T shirt to hide his fat stomach
>black Kick pads to hide his fat calves
>black Basketball shorts and kneepads to hide his fat thighs/knees
>black wrist tape to hide his fat forearms and sausage fingers
>beard to hide his fat face

>>804964
>lets not build new stars and just have cena face some old fuck we'll bring back for 4 months
Dumb cunt opinions like yours is killing dubdube

>>804764
>le we're so random and clever. XDD Lets chant stupid shit non stop for the next hour to try and get ourselves over then when Mick Foley blows us the fuck out act like we don't know what hes talking about and claim that he hates wrestling fans.
Literally reddit: the crowd

>>804977
There's a surprising amount of closeted homosexuals like you on this board, you faggots kept saying that shit during the ME on RAW too.

>>804977
He actually wears a singlet underneath his shirt and shorts

>>804980
Foley BTFO faggot sail? When was this?
>tfw i cant watch nxt anymore because of them

>Bray Wyatt
>winning the royal rumble
>>804960
>>804962
>>804973
hello reddit

>>804977
Isnt it good that hes covered up his lard ass? I dont want to be subjected to seeing every jiggle of his fat. Shit samoa joe should wear a shirt too hes fat as fuck and looks gross

>>804983
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1120/604011/mick-foley-isnt-happy-over-the-nxt-crowd-making-the-crowd-about/

>>804980
what were they chanting?

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>>804981
>I make fun of an insecure obese wrestler
>"hurrr durr y-you're just gay"

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>>804982
Holy fuck.

So like you faggots know that you can just take a free trial every month for the network right? I'm a le milennial cordcutter so getting my smark sessions in for free is great

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>>804987
did he stop doing that thing where he wears santa-themed clothing every day of the year? when i heard about that i thought "that is not going to be good for his career"

also "this is why they don't allow chairshots to head anymore"

>>804988
>what were they chanting?
Nigga do you even watch NXT? From the minute it starts to the minute it ends its polluted with virgin smarks trying to get themselves over.
Chants like:
>"We are awesome"
>"Ayyy we want some Bailey" (for 10 minutes straight
>"Please don't die"
The list can go on. You know you're an annoying crowd when even based Mick Foley hates you.
> http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1120/604011/mick-foley-isnt-happy-over-the-nxt-crowd-making-the-crowd-about/

>>804988
The latest one that's stupid as fuck is "AYYYY WE WANT SOME BAILEY"

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Do you guys think WWE will get better or worse once Vince dies? Will Shane come back?

>>804989
>hes insecure because i say so
Sure thing pal. It's definitely not because he was told to cover up by higher ups, or he knows no one wants to see him topless, or he's trying to stand out by not wearing the same shit thousands of other wrestlers have.

>>805005
>stephanie with most of the control
No fucking thank you, it will turn in to complete shit with nothing good.

>>805008
But hes wore shit like that forever. Plus wearing everything in all black covering every inch of his fat is a pretty good sign hes insecure.
Go back to your safe place on reddit ya mark.

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>>805009
>post yfw WWEs ratings drop as low as TNAs ratings and we end up getting Monday Night Wars 2.0

>>805010
>making fun of a guy with kids and hot as fuck wife
You sound insecure about your life.
This is how dumb you sound.

>>805010
So he wore it when he was in good shape too then? Are you retarded or did you mean to make your post invalid?

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>>805012
>>805014
Lol squaredcircle kiddies are butthurt that their hero is getting made fun of?

>you now realize a typical newer Raw episode has less writing intelligence than a typical newer Spongebob episode
How do they get away with this?

>>805014
When was he ever in "good shape". Kek Kevin Bloatons has always been a fat fuck.
He admitted that he doesn't and hasn't ever worked out. Hes a slob, deal with it.

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>>805014
>when he was in good shape

>>804951
Earth Rocker gimmick when?

>>804537
> somehow it's Rollins's fault

Shoot retard.

>>804599
Orton hasn't been a Legend Killer in almost a decade

>>805021
Air soft please

Name faction names better than League of Nations. I'll start

New Yuropoor Order

>>805031
"New European Order" is shit though and Brits/Irish people aren't really considered European.

>>805031
Sheamus, Barrett & Rusev were using "EuroTrash" on Twitter a few months back

>>804977
because hes wrestled like that his entire career pretty much? hes never wrestled topless like ever. Even when he was skinny steen. It's what he prefers wearing


Would you rather him wrestle in fucking trunks like Buffet Hero? The dude knows he's fat, and it clearly isn't impairing his wrestling ability since he gets put over by legends so much

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>>805038
this desu

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>>805039
>hiding his belly

>>805040
>libkek tripfag trying to bait

>>805041
Lose weight.

at least the league of nations was strong for one whole day!

tahnk u rmaen n00dz

>>805044
Have sex

>>804958

It's going to be either Brock, Cena and/or Roman. Jobbers like Bray and Dean aren't close to main event status.

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>rusev and lana back into another retarded love angle
>roman reigns overcomes the league of extraordinary title holders featuring trombone on his own

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>Mfw Deanetty got pinned clean in a match that had Xavier Woods and Barrett as participants

>>805058
Why'd you put pepe over your face?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfN-3TyKMGA

big match dave's raw review if anyone is looking for it

>>805061
Stop advertising your shitty reviews, your opinion isn't that important.

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>>805063

>>805061
>Watch 3 hours of fucking awful raw
>Then watch an hour of some smark talking about it


Rather just kill myself desu senpai

>>805060

Why does it matter?

>Sheamus wins a battle royale to become US champ thus ending Ambrose's woeful reign

>Sheamus cashes in on Sheamus and ends >Roman 5:15

>Sheamus was the guy the company trusted after Jasethy blew out his knee.

Sheamus is the perfect kryptonite for shield members overbooking.

>>805066
>actually watching raw in its entirety
You should kill yourself if you are this stupid

>>805070
too bad Sheamus can't draw ratings for shit

>>805071
Air soft

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>Roman has the best girl out of all the shield members

>>805080
Pic unrelated I hope

>>805080
Renee is better than her though

>>805082
>no tits

>>805083
So?
>better face

>>804766
>This title is huge

>>805084
>brown eyes

>>805080
Seth's nazi qt >>>>>>>

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>>805089
Seth's ex fiance > Rene > Her >>>>>>>> Zahra

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tfw no giant sheboon wrestler in wwe anymore

>>805086
slight kek

>>805091
>seth got the dog in the break up

A+ player indeed

>>805092
http://strawpoll.me/6156706
http://strawpoll.me/6156706

>>805070
>>Sheamus cashes in on Sheamus

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>>805095

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>>805061
>>805071

wait you guys didn't like the last RAW? i thought it was one of the best i'd seen in awhile. i mean, tommy fucking dreamer. even the divas segment was mildly entertaining

>>804549
Looks fucking brutal. That's probably why they're only letting him fight jobbers

>>805099
When was the last time you watched RAW?

Guest Host Era?

>>805099
i liked that Rusev and Harper got a lot of screentime

and I love Tommy Fucking Dreamer too

Dudleyz were my favorite segment

>>805102
>I love Tommy Dreamer

ECW was shit and extreme faggots are talentless

why was daniel bryan the last person did the wwe did a legit storyline with

daniel bryan ruined wrestling

>>805099
I liked the League of Nations formation but that was about it. So many things didn't make sense though. Literally 3 minute matches everywhere that were boring as shit.

Also New Day is becoming way too self aware. What was with that Street fighter shit?

>>805106
Air soft

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>wrestling will never EVER be cool again

>Survivor Series has no build up for the Survivor Series matches
>immediately afterwards we get a potential Wyatt Family vs ECW feud and a Team Roman vs Foreign Legion main eventing Raw
This physically angers me.

>>805105
You mean the "storyline" they only got dragged kicking-and-screaming into doing after the fans revolted against Batista?

>According to Dave Meltzer, while Ryback remarking that Dolph Ziggler and Lana went all the way in his promo on Raw was in the script, Lana wasn't told about it beforehand and it was "a double cross line."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6n1sxveH1c

holy shit this looks amazing

>ywn get a taste of tenille

>>804997
>>805003
people still spelling Bayley wrong. smdh son

>>805110
no, the story started ever since he lost at WM in 10 seconds

>>805116
great title, fucking australian idiot

>>805122
That match had no storyline connection to his WWE title win whatsoever.

>>805124
kek

isn't that a meme in australia, how horrible they are at naming things creatively

>>805118
that's a weird way to spell bay leno anon

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How many bongs til NXT?

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>Smackdown drew 1.652 million viewers last week

Only Double K & Maryse can save the company now.

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>>804764

So did Jericho retire, or what ?

>>805150
He only does house shows.

>>805152
air

soft

>>805153
He's a faggot but you need to calm down with that obsession tbqh

>>805101
no i've been pretty consistent since jericho (#2) showed up at the rumble against ziggler (#1)

>>805103
https://vine.co/v/erlI511JqWU

>>805106
i was impressed that he promoted EVO, Final Four, and Gootecks in the same breath. Hotpockets is only the start, he could promote Reebok and Nike at the same time

>>805156
trip on jewbacca

>>805157
>i was impressed that he promoted EVO, Final Four, and Gootecks in the same breath.
Combined with the fusion dance it felt like too much pandering.

I wouldn't mind if it was just the fusion dance by itself but all those gaming name drops was just trying a bit too hard. And even then, I'm pretty sure The Young Bucks have already done the fusion dance during one of their matches.

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>>805157
>mfw xavier gets more sponsors than wwe itself and starts shilling them in his promos and segments

>>805167
>Xavier getting sponsors
He's literally had to beg Crunchyroll for a sponsorship. Hot Pockets and Mad Catz are the most notable ones he'll ever get.

>>805165
>pandering
He's literally just being himself and having fun you tripshit
>>805158
Obsession off anon

>>805170
It is pandering though. Only gamers and weebs like Xavier. It's been that way since he debuted.

>omg he plays video games and watches anime! he's just like me! push xavier!

Literally the J-Law of the WWE.

Go back to /v/ you butthurt American "gamer."

>>805173
You are beyond retarded, why you want people to know it's you posting all your dumb opinions is beyond me.

>>805157
>that vine

lmfao. Based Fatass.

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wwe network should have a show called Total Smarks

>opening segment is the main smark complaining on /wooo/ about Ambrose's booking at 8 AM on a Monday
>he goes back to bed around 9:30 until his mom wakes him up with some waffles
>around 11 AM he heads over to the board games store for his weekly double header of Munchkin/warhammer
>around 2 he gets some McDonalds, he's really excited because McDonald's monopoly is happening and he finally got Park Place
>at 4 his mom gets a calll from his doctor about his recent physical
>his mom gives him a lecture about how he should be taking better care of himself
>throws on the Raw preshow, makes a post here about how Otunga is underrated
>spends the next 6 hours shitposting about how no one sells anymore and how PG killed wrestling
>at 10:15 he calls into Joe Cronin's live show
>Cronin had his other number blocked a few months ago so he does this with a burner from 7/11
>at 2 am he gets a quiver notification on OK cupid and spends the next 3 hours trying to IM the chick
>once he finds her he sees she has tattoos and writes her a lengthy epistle about degeneracy
>spends the next day and a half waiting for meltzer's podcast to pop up on YouTube

would mark desu

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>>805116
would be good on a pile of poutine, a hot dog, or a stack of nachos

>>805150
>>805152
he's on tour with fozzy
and also really old

>>805109
better late than never

i also had a good Team Mexamerica vs Team World script for survivor series but nobody liked it

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>I watch Botchamania

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>>805195
>im a contrarian faggot that strives to be different than le IWC xDD fuck the smarks!