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/wwe/ RAW is /asp/ Gamethread #3

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NOBODY
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Why is it so fucking shit?

They arent even trying are they?
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>>802514
>the most talked about video game in the world
>wwe2k16
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hello bray
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>the most talked about video game in the world
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>Most talked about video game in the world
That's not Toddout 4 or Star Wars: Bettlefield.
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2K16 sucks so hard. Way too slow.

Bring back here comes the pain gameplay
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I want to [spoiler]rape[spoiler] Sasha Banks
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>mfw smackdown goes live when moving to USA
>mfw paul heyman reinstated as booker for smackdown
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>Tfw will never learn how to gyrate my hips like Big E.
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>>802529
The rule is for /wwe/, not Raw gamethreads.
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Reposting from the last thread.

Forget being entertaining, I just want one of the three commentators to actually call the match. And not just when the face does something. JR was way more face biased than any of the three on commentary but he at least called the moves for both wrestlers and maintained some semblance of tempo.

Also, Roman's going to win tonight.
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Are one of the Usos going gray?
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Boy the pressure sure is on Roman tonight!
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>>802524
PG Era.
Can't make things too complex for the kiddies and can't have their 'heroes' lose
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>tHE USOS DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM

SHIT EVEN I GOTTA ADMIT, THAT GOTTA HURT
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SASHA
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>more odds for Roman

hopefully New Day jews him out of beating Sheamus so they can just be in every segment on Raw each week
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Who S/a/sha here?
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>Twitter
WOW YEAH COOL NO WAY FUCK YOU.
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>>802529

Do it mark. No one cares.
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>>802544
I like the game but I hate how they shove Stone Cold down your throat so much.

There's 5 Steve Austins in the damn game and he's on the front cover, let alone the 2K Showcase is all Stone Cold.
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>>802555
Beyond ignorant. Stop being such a smark before you hurt yourself with your sword
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UNITYYYYYY!
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>>802555

Its nothing to do with the PG era you moron. There has been good stories and feuds this year let alone the past 7 years.

It's just right now there is no direction.
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>tAMINA DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT

WELL GOD DAMMIT TAMINA, I WANT TO SEE YOUR THICK BODYBUILDER BODY DOING A TWIST.

SHIT
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>>802554
>Roman is over in smark town
LOL SMARKS BTFO
>we're gonna snatch her bulge
WHAT
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>unity
Please stop
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>>802540
Even League when LCS isn't on is more talked about than WWE2k16
Hell I think Xenoblade getting a Green Metacritic is more talked about right now
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>Sasha

muh dik

>this promo
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DA ODDS MAGGLE
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>tfw I just realize this roman story line is going to end in a HHH match at mania
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Team BAD is actually entertaining. Why are the darkies the only one's with a sense of humor?
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Women's wrestling is literally for forever virgins. Why do you faggots pretend this shit is good?
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>UNITY
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>>802568
Name 7 this year
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GONNA SNATCH DEEZ HOES EDGES
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>>802578
that'd be cool actually
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>>802565
yeah and they'll probably do the same thing for taker next year if he retires at mania
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>black ref is shorter than brie
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Chyna would destroy all these women
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>>802566
>>802568
>there actually kids here defending the PG era
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>she's going to do the YES chant
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>>802565
Austin is the only selling point.

The fact they gutted reversing is ridiculous. Bring back different strike and grapple counters to make it harder
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Who the fuck is that negress the negresses beat up?
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>>802552
Joey Styles already bitched about that when he quit
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>>802594
>Get HQ footage of 'WHERE TO STEPHANIE'
I'll buy it
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>Brie hitting the AA better than Cena.
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>>802575
>i will never cum on her slut tats
Feels bad man
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>>802599
Nigga, the reversal system is in point this year.
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>>802597
>There are still people who are dumb enough to think cursing and tits makes a product better

Raw was shit when it was TV-14 too buddy.
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>>802599

So is the gameplay worse than 14?
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>match is stilling going on
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Boss is shit just like every other diva. I don't know why you nerds were losing your shit over her
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Just a reminder that Charlotte is the daughter of Ric Flair. In case anyone wasn't aware.
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>>802574
All MOBAs are more talked about than most anything that wasn't released in the same week. Pretty sure HOTS is more talked about right now.

Also, to be fair, at least it isn't like Battlefront where a majority of it is buyer's remorse.
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So is Brie a face now?
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>>802615
RAW was entertaining in the Attitude Era
>muh racism
>muh degrading to le women
who gives a shit
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>>802619
>they've been in the same hold the whole time
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>>802611
>Running out of reversals is good
>Babies complaining about reversals

Shit you would cry playing old SvR games then

>>802616
Yes
Creations are far better at least
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>>802604
>they tell me to ignore all the wrestling holds and tell 'stories' instead
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>>802620

Boss is based. Brie is shit.
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>>802615
Cursing, being able to offend people, blood and chair shots to the head made everything better
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>>802620
Because she was booked well in NXT
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>>802622

thanks for the reminder
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>daniel bryan is over, not the yes chant
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>Match hasn't ended yet
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>>802627
There are not permanent heels or faces in the divas division. Though the Bellas swith at least once per week.
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>>802562
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>>802615
This post just proves you were to young to watch it when it was TV-14
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Backstabber into Bank Statement is GOAT
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WHO /UNITY/ HERE?
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>>802641
>what is crowd interaction
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>>802631
>Commentators literal job is supposed to be explaining shit
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>>802641
>austin is over, not the what? chant
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>>802641
Big show and Brie mode did the yes chant and it was just as over as when Bryan Daniel did it
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who /fuckthepens/ here
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What's the main event if this is now?

If it's divas shit I literally wont watch next week.
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when did roman reigns batman with a spider symbol?
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>naomi gouged her eyes out

hahah yes yes yes!
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>>802620
She likes dubbed animay and video games and eddie Guerrero!!
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>>802608
>it's just a fireman's carry takeover
>it somehow beats everyone
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>>802653
No one's happy at all.
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>>802635
It really didn't. Most of the worst angles ever were TV-14

>>802645
Thumbs up if you agree
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Wait, this isn't the main event? Please don't tell me Charlotte is main eventing again.

Wtf?
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>>802568

your average WWE apologist ladies folks.
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>>802652
WWE has become Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is "made up" and the wrestling don't matter
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>Team BAD
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>>802654
He is over, he got the loudest pops ever. Nice shitty comparison
>>802656
exactly, the yes chant is over
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>>802641
>stone cold is over, not the what chant
>the rock is over, not his catchphrases
>cena is over, not his mk ultra powers
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>>802649
While I think the asscreed games aren't as bad as most people here think, that game was too glitchy for me.
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>>802657
ayyyyyy
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>tfw she'll never embrace you in her strong arms and fireman carry you to the bedroom where she lovingly dominates you
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>title match isn't the main event
Jesus fucking Christ WWE.
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>Charlotte main eventing

I'm serious, that if this is what's happening I'm quitting till next year. Not cause of "lol womyn suck" but this nepotism is disgusting.
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Cena is returning tonight r-right guys?
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>>802669
and they were a lot more entertaining than
>muh TECHNICAL INDIE NXMEME WRESTLING
or dolph ziggler vs rusev
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>>802678
flyers are so terrible this year but at least Ghost is already awesome
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What's the deal. With the girl fanning herself in the intro to the show?
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>>802669
It really did
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how good are the Pittsburgh Penguins?
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>Mfw divas title booked higher than everything else

This is all Steph's doing. You deserve your 2.6.
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>>802675
>he got the loudest pops ever
And the biggest pop ever since him has been either for Punk or Bryan.

Bryan is over and the yes chant is over it's not one or the other. Just like SCSA and what chants.
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>>802622
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>>802676
stone cold was extremely over before the what chant existed
the rock is already over and his catchphrases only work with him, unlike the YES chant shit
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Everyone ITT needs to have sex
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>>802688
Never saw shitty attitude era then. Chair shots don't make a story better.
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>>802635
>>802628
>>802615
>>802597
>>802568
Honestly, cursing and blood every week made those moments less special and more status quo. I mean Lesnar flipping off Taker a few months back was kinda memorable since it was like, the first time that's ever happened in forever but if it happened 10-15 years ago, it'd be whatever.

My main gripe is there's only like, 1 continuous storyline and everything else seems thrown together at random and you have to follow/read twitter, facebook, google+, myspace, zynga, and dat nigga on the stoop in order to stay with it. DOES ANYONE EVEN FUCKING FOLLOW THIS SOCIAL MEDIA SHIT?
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>>802679
>you will never know the sensation of her clit whipping all over your pubes as she rides you into oblivion
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>>802686
he is based

but we'll get a hot streak soon

the flurrs are still adapting to hakstol's new system
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So Roman wins via DQ after getting very close to actually beating Sheamus in 5:15?
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Just curious /asp/ who out there pronounces it "Double U Double U E" and who pronounces it "dubya dubya E"?
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>>802689
as good as the steelers
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>>802695
18+
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DID YOU KNOW THIS USELESS FACT ABOUT HOW POPULAR WE ARE SOCIAL MEDIA THAT YOU LITERALLY GIVE NO FUCKS ABOUT
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Wait what is the main event supposed to be?

Divas?
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>>802529
>mods care about this dead board
UFC fags on suicide watch
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What the fuck?
I know we're not 2 hours now, whats the main event?
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>>802702
I do.
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>>802696
Yes it does you pleb
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>>802695
Hey I fucked last night fuck you
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80+ fucking writers with 12 hours a week of planning out story lines and this the shit they come up with?
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>>802696
>never saw shitty attitude era then
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>Tfw Reigns will never fist bump you
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>>802669
>he's a wrestling fan
>he missed out on the Attitude Era
I can see why mentioning the AE gets you so bootybothered, sucks for you kid. Defend the PG era some more
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This match is only this early because the Monday Night Football game is at halftime right now
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>>802718
>80+ fucking writers

There's the problem
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>implying Sheamus' theme isn't 10./10
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>Sheamus 5:15

lel
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>>802702
Yes
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>that guy that touched rain's shoulder and had to shake sweat off of his hand
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>>802702
Latter only if you're discussing it with another who also knows of it.
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More like Sheamus 2.16
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>>802702
Dublyu Dublyu E
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>sheamus 5:15 shirt
>Side plates
Who is stupid enough to think Roman is going to win tonight?
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>>802723
good
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Bro kick and super man punch has got to be the worst finishers ever
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Everybody post yfw they go to commercial in the middle of a 5 minute match
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>>802729
It makes sense for his character. Never understood his previous theme desu
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>Sheamus 5:15
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>Divas main event

>Still an hour left
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>that sheamus shirt
kek
His theme is underrated too
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>>802723

He might if you buy a front row seat
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>Pray for liberals
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>>802736
I honestly thought that he was going to say that instead of 5:15
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>upside down

oh sheamoose
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>>802743
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>>802739
No one you dumb cunt. Go to the steveO Cold thread nigger
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>lillian Garcia
>double you double you e champion-shuu
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>>802741
Big Show's punch is worse. At the very least, Roman puts a bit of momentum and theatrics into his punch.
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Prediction for this raw's rating? 1.9
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>all these fat IWC neckbeards upset Roman is a literal stud
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>>802726
Vince being the higher power was not a good thing.
Triple H fucking a corpse was not a good thing
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>WHEN IT REIGNS
>IT SNORES
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>>802741
>superman punch
>finisher
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>>802732
>sweat
You retarded?
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>Trying to pin immediately

Fucking retard samoan kek
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is this realy a title match?
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>>802762
Being realistic? 2.12
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>>802745
Why though
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>>802741
>Bro kick
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Can we just skip this and get to the Reigns, Usos and Ambrose vs Sheamus and The New Day six man tag in the main event tonight please.
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>>802762
It'll be up from last week.

But what would happen if the ratings drop down below 2 million?
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>>802762
It will be higher because they got tommy dreamer out. Nerds will be talking to other nerds about what other washed up loser they will wheel out later in the show
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>>802764
Vince as higher power was a great swerve
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>>802741
I'll at least accept a kick as a better finisher over a punch.
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I bet Reigns will pin with 2 seconds to go.
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>>802770

>This autism
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>>802777
>math
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>4:20
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>>802777
>Reigns, Usos and Ambrose vs Sheamus and The New Day six man tag
>six man tag
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inb4 they cut to commercials before this match ends
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>>802780
It wasn't. Made no sense.
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>>802762
my guess is a 2.29 because Dreamer and New Day
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RAW is turning to shit again. They were doing so great.
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>>802697
Only Amerifats get flustered by 'cursing' and things like blood and chairshots made the matches seem more legit. Now it's been so censored for kids it's impossible to take it seriously
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why the fuck is a wwe title match happening right now?? like seriously how do you make up a story to make a match like this happen and then make it also a beat the clock match like seriously how is this shit possible
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>>802778
Vince goes full panic mode
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>>802777
>six man tag
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>>802630

The ease and spamming of reversals is what made me stop playing WWE games. That shit is dumb.
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>not going for the spear when he was stunned
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>>802789
18+
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>divas main event
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>this horrible match

when's daniell bryant coming back
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>>802795
You get desensitized to chairshots and violence so it means less
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>>802799

Reigns is a great wrestler
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BASED RUSEV AGAIN
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>>802794

its cyclical
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Reigns should switch to panties if he wants to be taken seriously as a main eventer and to one day win the wwe championship
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BASED FOREIGNERS
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the one time roman is really into the match it ends in the typical raw fashion. Wtf.
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Peace.
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>>802702
>tfw I miss them saying The World Wrestling Federation
>they announced the champion as the World Wrestling Federation champion
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y?
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Lel shitty ending
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YES
MACHKA SAVING THE DAY AGAIN
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>Del Rio joining Rusev, Barret and Sheamus
BASED AF
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I didn't know Del Rio was European.
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BASED RUSEV
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...technically he still won I guess
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Who didn't see that shit coming...
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Outlaw wrestling is looking better and better as the minutes go by
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>>802808
'no'
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>Fat Owens doesn't get to join the non US club
LMAO
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>Foreigners win again
Dammit Trump, where's that wall?
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>Rusev is still heel despite LOSING A MATCH TO TEND TO LANA
FUCK THIS COMPANY
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>loses match
>theme plays anyway
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BASED FOREIGN ALLEGIANCE
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>DQ FINISH
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New Foreign Stable
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EURO'S UNITE
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He still won the match under the time limit.
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What the fuck was the point of that?

Hit Sheamus you retards.
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>dat qt in the purple santa hat
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LOL @ Lillian cringing the fuck out
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I wish to nestle between Lilian's legs...
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why the fuck is Alberto with them now?
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>>802701
Called it
>>802701
Called it
>>802701
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>League of Nations
>>
EUROS UNITE


ITS TIME
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YES

NEW STABLE CONFIRMED

YES
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the wrestlers from around the world coming together to help keep the belt away from the american

>the League of Nations
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NEW FUCKING STABLE YEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>802764
>Vince being the higher power was not a good thing.
Yes it was
>Triple H fucking a corpse was not a good thing
That was Ruthless Aggression era
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BASED LEAGUE OF NATIONS
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>Sheamus this gassed from a 5 minute match
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>shoving lillian's face into your sweaty armpit.
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Del Rio looks like he doesn't want to be there
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Deeeeeeeeeeellllll RRRRRIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Please tell me this kills the Mexi-American thing Jeb's doing.
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>League of jobbers
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BAD NEWS
A
R
R
E
T
T
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>League of Nations
So they just recycled the United Kingdom story from WWE '12?
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BASED LEAGUE OF NATIONS
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>tfw no white stable
>tfw an all white stable would be "racist"
>>
WHO /MARKING OUT/
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This stable is the best they've done in a long time.
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Who here /LON/??
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LEAGUE OF NATIONS
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>>802860
How was it good? It was a shitty swerve.
Katie Vick was still TV 14
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>League of Nations
Pretty good name, desu.
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N E W

S T A B L E

T

A

B

L

E
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>No European Championship to complete the League of Nations
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Did they drop MexAmerica already? Really hope so
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EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP WHEN?!
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More like league of losers amirite?
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>>802874
yep
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Shitty ripoff bullet club
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based new stable

League of Nations (/w Lana)
Wyatt Family
New Day
Rock's senpais + Dean
B.A.D.
Team Bella

we /ROH/NJPW/ now
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That's some sweaty multiracial manlove.
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>This shitty stable
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>>802874
Regal joins as their manager when?
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MexAmerica and League of Nations?

Whut?
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>hol up playa
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>>802826
Yes, but the stip for the others was he had to win the title so they could keep their title shots shots. Ramen didn't win the belt, so.
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>>802874
Pretty much.
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>>802874
>>802875
Stans please go
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>>802874
I miss McIntyre.
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>>802877
What about that Stardust/Ascension thing?
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>>802866
He's being scripted to talk shit about America, which will make him hated by the audience. Ofcourse he doesn't want to be there.
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where was this for survivor series you damn fucks.

like seriously fuck the wwe's shitty writing
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Please book this League well.
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Mexico is now officially Yurop and white
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This shit is worse than last raw. Fuck this shit I'm out.
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>>802792
Of course it made sense, Vince and Austin were mortal enemies
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What the fuck's even?

... ah, shit. There's more Raw?
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>The League of Nationals
>vs
>The Samoans
>and Dean
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So the whole 'Dean loses his IC title shot' was pointless then?
Once again WWE hints at a much better storyline and gives us crap.
Now we have EIGHT MAN TAG PLAYA
Fuck this. I am going to bed.
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>WWE's version of TNA's World Elite
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I T S S H I T
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>Ric Flair here

Looks like he needs some more drinking money
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>3 new day segments
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>>802930
>Poor little white buddy
>>
CANADA BTFO

FAT NECKBEARDS BTFO
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>Rusev screaming, "You're the champion show him your belt"

Based. I love this man.

Based Yuros.
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New Day could sell ice to an eskimo.
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>>802881

me
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FINALLY A GOOD NEW DAY SHIRT
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They didn't carry the MexAmerica flag when he came down for his match with Oldust. They probably dropped the stable
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HOL UP
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>>802921
>Please book
Stopped right there
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I need the power of unicorns.
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>>802874
Wow I knew WWE writing was bad, but I never knew they would go to such lengths to steal from a shitty game
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>>802921
>that burger
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Where is Kevin Owens?
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>>802932
It was. Because they are going to ignore that they said Roman had to win the title and not just the match.
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>Mfw Fat Owens Fat wasn't aesthetic enough to be part of the League of Nations
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>>802874
wwe games have some good storylines sometimes
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>>802957
>Neither was Adam Rose, idiot
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>Cesaro would have been in LON
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This raw is a 2/10.

mfw Paige attacks Ric and Becky turns heel.
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>>802933
>Implying whatever TNA has done matters
>>
>>802954

Have you checked the cafeteria?
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>make Survivor Series type storyline with Team Reigns vs Team Sheamus
>a month after Survivor Series where the teams were literally pulled out of the writer's asses
Is it just me or is this stupid as fuck?
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>>802908
>ADR's gimmick is about uniting America and Mexico.
>Only America and Mexico
>Joins stable with Sheamus and King Whatever

I know I shouldn't look too much into it, but c'mon. He's actively in a feud over his own gimmick.
>>
c-c-can I j-join sheamus?
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>>802957
I didn't even know Owens was a euro
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>>802698
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>>802957
Where is this guy and Fandingo? They should Make them a tagteam
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>>802957
is he still in the league?

haven't seen him in a year
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>>802961
>That's not how you meme arrow
>>
>New day shilling the shop
Might as well buy something now.
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>>802933
>WWE copying TNA
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>>802970

Del Rio isn't a euro
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>>802940
the man is a fucking natural. it's like he channels sheiky bby or something.
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>>802968
Fuck off maple nigger
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>>802957
All the Canadians can just make a new Hart Foundation at this point anyways.
>>
>>802955
>cyber
>>
Will Kurt Angle show up?
>>
Where the fuck is Balor?

Why wont they call him up?

Instant ratings boost.
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>>802962
He literally would not have been.
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>>802966
Fuck this company
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>>802970
>>802978
It's not a European stable
>>
push em up
>>
PAIGE
TITS
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>>802986
TNA contract ends in January last I heard. I expect a Rumble run-in.
>>
WOOF
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>lets bring Ric out with here they will surely cheer her now
>>
>>802885
>How was it good? It was a shitty swerve.
How was it not good? Vince owns the WWF, he hates Austin, it just continued their GOAT feud with a swerve thrown in
>Katie Vick was still TV 14
And you're still talking about it now. Even if it was stupid it was memorable
>remember that time in the PG era?
>no
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>>802987
>instant ratings boost
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what is the main event????
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>Handegg players always come to mandrama shows
>The /sp/astics on /sp/ watch these guys then make fun of us for watching it
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HAVE WE MENTIONED THAT SHE'S RIC FLAIR'S DAUGHTER YET
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>Muh dad
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>stoolers
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>get blown out so hard you have to go to a wwe raw the next night
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Why doesn't Paige bring her crack head mom with her?
>>
>Usos
>part of 2 feuds

CAN THEY FUCK OFF?
>>
>LOOK MUH DADS HERE, CHEER FOR ME
>Still barely gets a reaction
>>
>Balor club
I WANT TO DREAM
>>
>>802972

What the hell actually happened to Fandango anyway?
>>
>>802764
>Triple H fucking a corpse was not a good thing
How?
>>
>>802966

Yes, it's literal stupidity at this point.
>>
Remember when some stupid wrestling reviewer got mad that people only thought as Charlotte as Flair's daughter?
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>>802966
Doubt they could have built it up in the time between Seth's injury and SS.
Would have been nice.
>>
You are tasked with creating ultimate American stable to combat the league of nations.

Go.
>>
>becky lynch gets smoke to make her stand out
Why not someone that isn't irrelevant?
>>
>Becky coming out to literal silence.
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>>803020
Jack Swagger's all we need.
>>
Should your woman card be revoked if a girl from Ireland has more ass than you?
>>
>>803020
John Cena
John Cena
John Cena
John Cena
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>>803016
well that's all she is
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>Charlotte cartwheels gracefully
>Ric was famous for running like a drunk and falling down

Pottery
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>>802966
>Having people team up behind the sole purpose of one person on their team getting a belt
>This is what the Divas have been doing for this entire year
So it's come full circle; The boys are copying the girls.

>>803020
Hogan
Luger
Angle
Cena
>>
>REVERSAL
>REVERSAL
>REVERSAL
>REVERSAL
>>
>>803020
John cena vs them all.

You can have zeb on commentary. Jack swagger can carry towels around for john to throw into the crowd.
>>
>>803020
Jhon Cena
John Cena
Big Match John
>>
>>803020
John Cena, Jack Swagger, REDACTED, Kurt Angel, Stone Cold
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>>803020
Hulk Hogan. Kurt Angle. Hacksaw Jim Dugan. Jack Swagger.
>>
>>802964
>>802977
>marks not realising that WWE have copied a lot of things from TNA
>>
>>803021
She's over with smarks so they have to pander to them for at least a week to prove that Becky will never be over and is as bland as fucking oatmeal
>>
>Only woos when Charlotte is out
>>
So what's the main event supposed to be? Gotta get my girlfriend from work and am gonna miss it.
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>>802997
>Continued their feud
For a month. Vince torturing his daughter made no sense.
>It was memorable
So was David Arquette. Doesn't mean it's good.

>PG Era
Literally anything pre 98 was PG too.
>>
WOO WOO WOO

WE GET IT
>>
>>803020
>implying cesaro wont return to help beat them after months of them dominating evolution style
>>
>>803020
Swagger, Cena, Miz, and Zack Ryder
>>
Ric Flair with that rape face
>>
>Paige jelly as fuck her dad isn't a billionaire legend known around the world

get fukt fat puss
>>
>>803042

Kevin Owens vs. Finn Balor
>>
>>803044

ITS ZACK RYDER
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>I don't need my family to get here

Why is Paige the heel?
>>
Shouldn't Flair be beating the shit out of Paige for talking shit about her Dead Son? I know if I was a father who had his kid shit talked for being DEAD I would be beating the person who did it, regardless of gender.
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>>803020
How about the ultimate Samoan stable+Dean Ambrose. We can put belts on all four of them and it will be great.
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>this paige "banter"

SHUT
UP
>>
I want to put my penis in Becky.
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>>803049

So gay smark shit? Cool. Won't miss nothing.
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>>803038
>Really thinking WWE writers decided to pick from a shitty two month stable from TNA from multiple years ago

>TNA mattering in 2015
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>MVP had the best interence, prove me wrong
>>
Remember when Paige's mom paid the everybody's favorite girlfriend Billie Kay to beat up Cheerleader Melissa, but she refused and then she had to pay the Canadian Ninjas instead
>>
Is charlies navel bleeding?
What the fuck is wrong with her stomach?
>>
This is a pretty decent match.
>>
>>803052
*HIS
FUCK I am tired and angry from this Raw
>>
>>803020

John Cena, Kurt Angle, Jack Swagger, Cesaro
>>
>Paige will never put you in the PTO
>>
>yfw this has been the best match so far
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>>803055
Gross
>>
>>803058
ONE TWO
YOU HEAR THE CLOCK TICKIN
>>
Paige mad she wasn't invited to the League of Nations
>>
>CHARLOTTE HEEL TURN

TOP KEK
>>
>>803057
Denial, it isn't just the name of a river.
>>
>>803058
>who is edge
>>
OH SHIT
>>
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT
>>
Woooooff
>>
>face
>>
Fucking shit
>>
>>803036
Benoit was Canadian
>>
>>803058
>Interence
>>
Becky btfo
>>
>>803048
>Ric Flair
>Billionaire
>>
>>803019
It's just the timing that's retardedly stupid. I can deal with Survivor Series match not being built up at all. I can deal with someone making a heel stable to feud with Reigns and Pals. But doing both in such a short period of time is just. Fucking hell.
>>
DIRTIEST PLAYER
>>
>needing your dad to beat becketty
>>
>Literally using her dad to go over
Pottery
>>
>>803080
Not THAT redacted
The OTHER REDACTED
>>
is /BIGMATCHJAHN/ coming back tonight?


btw, fill in the blank:

and his name is _______ _______
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>>803080
He means the other REDACTED "-HH"
>>
>8 man tag

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
Please shut up Paige!
>>
WE /PLAYA/ NOW
>>
WHY THE FUCK DOES XAVIER WOODS LOOKS LIKE THE NIGGER FROM THE FIFTH ELEMENT AND THE NIGGER WHO PERFORMED LIVING IN AMERICA BEFORE IVAN DRAGO KILLED APOLLO CREED?
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>8 man tag match
>>
>Mfw Paige was so bad on commentary last year they let her sit at ringside but not speak due to how thick her chav accent was.

>Heel Charlotte

I'm 100% okay with this.
>>
>8 man

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK

FUCK RAW
>>
jfc. i knew it.

>8 man tag team
>>
Please tell me they keep going towards a Flair heel turn. I want this to just happen. Face Flair is never interesting.
>>
YES!
>>
the ghost of teddy long...
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>>
YOU KNOW IT'S THE MAC MILITANT
>>
>8 Man Tag

See y'all next week
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>8 man tag
>>
LON better go over
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THE RETURN AT ROYAL RUMBLE
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>8 man tag match
Good night, /asp/
>mfw the ratings tomorrow
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>8-man tag team
HOW BOUT DEM RATINGS VINCE?

>>802997
Not him but even though I thought it was really neat how he was the Higher Power; It really did make no sense.

His reasoning was he'd do anything to get to Austin but that really made it make even less sense.
>>
I wonder who stands tall tonight.
>>
EIGHT MAN TAG

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WOW

EIGHT MEN
>>
GOD DAMMIT!! Fuck you Teddy Long! We got PLAYA'D.
>>
TYPE /HOLLA/ FOR TAG FEAM MATCHES
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Tag Team match playas
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>>801526
>>801526
>>801526

woooow, called it 3 threads ago
>>
Its almost like theyre TRYING to get low ratings.
>>
>>803106
DE UNDERTAKER
>>
>>803020
Hulk Hogan, Kurt Angle, Dusty Rhodes, Lex Luger
>>
>8-man tag team
>>
>>803043
>Vince torturing his daughter made no sense
That was Undertaker. Vince just allowed it so he could screw over Austin

>the show being pointless and instantly forgettable is better than being memorable
Typical PG era fan

>Literally anything pre 98 was PG too.
1990-96 was fucking awful, nearly put Vince out of business and you're using that to try to defend PG??
>>
>>803048
>you think flair is a billionaire
>bragging about parents money past the age of 18
Laughingwhores.jpg 18+
>>
>>803072
>Giving wwe credit to remember something shitty TNA did years ago

>Seriously thinking they care
>>
>How do we get low ratings

>Just 8 man tag my shit up

>Deanetty is Roman's little helper

>Mfw Charlotte vs. Becky is MOTN
>>
>>803020
Kevin Owens, Tyson Kidd, Chris Jericho, Tyler Breeze, and Adam Rose.
>>
Welp at least Charlotte isn't maineventing again, i hate Flair's idiotic daughter.

>tfw this samoans & vanilla redditor vs /pol/ was right could've been the main event of suvivor series if the shitty tournament endend at raw
>>
>tfw Iron Sheik isn't League of Nations' manager
>>
>>803020
Cena, Swagger, Angle, Bikertaker
>>
>>803134
Just let him have this one m8, tna fans don't really have much.
>>
fuck this company
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Rate this RAW so far

>4/10
>>
>>803020

Lex Luger
Hulk Hogan
Mr. America
John Cena
>>
>>803057
I wasn't referring to that particular stable, just that in general they have copied quite a few things from TNA
>>
>>803131

if taker isnt available then use orton
>>
>>803146
Better than a 2.16
>>
>>803146
5/10
>>
>>803146
2.16/10
>>
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
>>
so because paige turned heel they all have to?
>>
I wonder if Roman will get the hot tag and clean house so the Usos can jump over the ropes with Deano
>>
>LON vs. Samoans (+ white guy deanetty)
>>
>>803147
That poor little oompa
>>
>>803132
Shitty things don't make your product better. Shitty booking like that hurts it

The 80s were PG too. Seriously you never watched the attitude era. It had awful lower card matches and angles. Memorable when it's shit doesn't work.

WCW almost put Vince out of business and they were never TV-14
>>
>divas be crazy, yo
>>
>>803020
Cena, Orton, Lesnar, and Ambrose.

They can be team Cola because nothing is more american.
>>
>>803146
4/10
>>
WHAT

THE

FUCK

ARE

THEY

DOING?
>>
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>>803146
>>
>>803146
I'll be nice since we're probably getting a Charlotte heel turn.
3.16/10
>>
What the fuck is this?
>>
>Adam Rose
>>
>the rosebush

wtf
>>
Omg it's axel rose he is back! Where is bunny?
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hah based Rose

just glad they gave him something to do
>>
>you guys remember adam rose, right?
>...right?
>>
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#WeWantVintageBecky
>>
DOLPH CONFIRMED FOR BI
>>
Dolph BTFO
>>
>>803149
>TNA was the first company to have a non American heel stable
>>
GAY JOKES
A
Y

J
O
K
E
S
>>
Uhh... what... what?
>>
>>803020
Eddie
[REDACTED]
Angle
Mysterio

I miss 03' Smackdown
>>
new thread?
>>
dubs and this Raw get's a 2.09 ratings
>>
>more beds than a used teddy bear

so 2?
>>
>Rose calling Ziggler a gay slut
lmao
>>
>purposely make ratings shit
>start making it good in 2016
>"haha we overcame the odds and look at us now"
>>
WHAT IN THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

SERIOUSLY

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>
What ever happened to Damien Sandow?
>>
>Dolph might be in love with both of them

GOTTTTTTTI
>>
>Cody

I wonder if Eden watches this and thinks, "yeah... I fuck this guy"
>>
Star Grinch, I luv it!
>>
>>803146

4/10. Story lines are a fucking mess, tag team matches out the ass. Shit has been sucking hard ass for months.
>>
WHERES KEVIN OWENS???????????????
>>
What the fuck was that?
>>
>>803194
>>803194
>>803194
>>
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>All these promos out of nowhere
I don't even know why anymore...

>Titus and Stardust
Why can't he go back to being in random tag teams with white people, Slater Gator was fun.
>>
>Titus the annoying negro becomes a holiday tradition
>>
>>803193
his new gimmick is being annoying on YouTube
>>
I think im ready to kill myself friends.
>>
>>803115
If you watched 1998 WWF, you would know he would do anything to screw over Austin. Also Vince had the Undertaker threatening to take the WWF from him and abduct his family, better to make a deal with him and turn it into a swerve than fight him
>>
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Adam rose is going to be the new world ecw tna tag team divas czw roh hardcore champion
>>
>>803201
sounds like a new storyline. she ends up fucking titus, they feud, stardust kidnaps titus' daughter.
>>
>>803179
>said nobody, ever
>>
>>803201

Jessica Rabbit syndrome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mmV5yrIsio
>>
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>>803201
I'm having good laugh imagining that
>cody does that jump up on the barricade thing during his entrance except in this scenario he has no pants and his junk is just dangling in the wind
>bout to nut
>stand up and yell "WELCOME TO THE CUMSIC WASTELAND!"
>hiss repeatedly for every strand
>>
>>803194
>>803194
>>803194
new thread
>>
>>803252
>>803207
do you feel important when you get people to post in your thread?
>>