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>the state of Miz TV
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first for /a/
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First for WHYback
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>>801854
Ryback should change his gimmick to guy that makes insults that don't make sense.
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>Ryback
Literally why?
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>ryback and sheamus are the best things on the roster

State if this roster m8
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>They're still watching the product at its absolute worst

Rusev and Lana kissing gave me feels. Wasn't as fake as those "kisses" Dogg Ziggler used to give Lana.
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raw is fucking horrendous tonight

who wants to help little retarded me solve some definite integrals instead
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Ryback wears a lot of merch
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Who wins?

Ryback isn't doing anything and they spent a segment on Rusev BUT Vince is mad at the two
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First for these threads are dead
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>>801888
But they aren't senpai
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>>801896

Bryan
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>Mfw RAW isn't even trending on twitter

Literally no one cares
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>>801896
Finn Balor is in the back, maybe he can come out and salvage this mess.
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>Face interrupting two people kissing
This is actually worse than Cena AAing a 50+ year old non athlete.
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>>801901
Lose weight
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name one good thing about wwe
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>>801902
Even if he can't wrestle he should be involved somehow.
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>>801894

>>>/woo/

Faget
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It's really hard to come up with an Anime Opening idea for Raw, it's been very bland.
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>His dick isn't diamonds right now
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>>801910
A semblance of a surprise john cena return and epic pop
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>Lana down now
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>>801914
>/woo/
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Remove Ryback
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>Rusev and Lana attempt Live Sex Celebration 2.0
>The New Day ruin it Ric Flair style and try to run a BBC train on Lana
This is how you get ratings, Vince
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Cute!

Cute!
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>>801908
Gain some brain cells
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Is Vince selling WWE stock short? Is that why he's killing his own product?
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fill in the blank, /asp/

The WWE would be better off if ______ stopped wrestling.
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>>801927
The Usos
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is rusev now face?
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>>801910
New Day
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>>801927
everyone
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Just tuned in lads, what have I missed?
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Rusev is turning face, Ryback is turning heel.
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there goes baby crush, angle locked in.
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>State of this booking
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>>801927
Ryback
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Man... what a match
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>>801927
Cesaro.
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Because that's totally how you book a heel, you have him heroically check on the woman he's engaged to, even though that made him lose a match
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>>801927
Every samoan
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>>801930

>Kill yourself

Lel what?
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so what city is wwe in today?
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>Haitch is starting to inherit Vinces raspy voice
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>Roman has to squash Sheamus to get a shot at Sheaumus

Who books this shit?
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FUCK YEAH, DUDLEYS
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Dean Heel turn when?
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Poow widdle buddy getting bullied.
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>>801930
>WHY IS RUSEV A PUSSY NOW? ITS ALREADY OVER???? WHAT THE FUCK

Back to reddit you faggot
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In order to get Roman cheered they have attached his fate to Ambrose's. For fucks sake.
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Dudley Borez
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>>801927

Samoa Joe
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>>801951

Shitsburg
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>>801951
Pittsburgh
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>Two, whenever Roman's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roman"?
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>>801927
Reigns
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We tables now
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>running out of Superstars due to injury
>make matches less than 3 minutes

Why do they do this? They have no right to bitch about more screentime when they make matches so short
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>>801927
>>801927

Dean Ambrose
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>>801965

thanks
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Where is john
Where is nikki
This is retarded
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>the state of raw
>the state of this crowd
>the state of this board
>the state of my life
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>>801973
>Where is nikki

Doing a tour of his home country India
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>>801973
John is home
Nikki is on John
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Missed the first hour. Is Reigns finally over as face?
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This is literally a bad episode of raw
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>>801980
>Attacked his opponent from behind
>Stole the belt
You tell me.
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>>801980
lol no
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>>801973
>Where is john
Going "all the way" with Nikki

>Where is nikki
Going "all the way" with John
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Can Bully Ray save Raw?
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>>801980
Do piped in cheers make you over?
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Are the Dudleyz actual brothers?
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The Dudleyz are just old enough for the Wyatts to beat up.

Too bad they weren't as old as Kane and Taker.
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>>801990
oh, you didn't know?
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>Dudleys literally tasked with getting the wyatts over
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>>801980
He go a pretty decent pop.

>>801990
In ECW they all share the same father, but different mothers.
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>>801987
and you could still hear some of the boos
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>>801990

of course
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>>801990

18+
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>Bubba cuts promos better than 75% of the roster
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>>802000
Witnessed
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>Bray didn't get the extra-wide table
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>reusing Paul's 11th commandment promo from earlier this year
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>not doing this before survivor series of the dudley boyz could team up with the brothers of destruction
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Dudleyz have over stayed their welcome.
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>handing out lights
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>>801994

That will be hard to do it the dudleyz are booked to beat them
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What are they using the camouflage to blend into?
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>>801994
>People complain they didn't let the Wyatts win at Survivor Series over two old guys
>Now give them NEW old guys to go over
>but the new guys they are going over have lost all the time
WWE is a complete fucking joke
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damn, when they started listing off the commandments I thought they would be building up to Brock Lesnar. No clue why he would need to come out, but it seemed like that's what they were leading up to.
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>>802007

>reusing

Are you underage?
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whose going to win? dudleys and wyatts are winless any chance they get
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>>802007
d-von's been using that since the 90's jesus fucking christ
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what kind of camo is that?

wasnt that called something in call of duty
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>Dudleys
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What does Wyatt call those lights in the crowd?
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BUBUIFBAUFsbdu BLEH!!!
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>>802007
18+

And filtered
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TOMMY
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Literally who?
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SWERVE
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Stfu Bray you lost to a 50 year old man
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BASED TOMMY
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MARKING OUT
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I wonder if Brayy LMAO will try to steal the Dudley's souls.
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Holy shit WWE is REALLY desperate.
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ECW RETURNS INCOMING
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DREAMER
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>TOMMY DREAMER

NOW WE KNOW WHO'S TAKING THE PIN
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Wut
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Oh shit, Tommy Dreamer!
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taima is fucking dead as shit for anyone else?
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Tommy Dreamer will bring the ratings in right?
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>expecting little spike dudley
>getting dreamer
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BASED
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Isn't Tommy Dreamer signed to TNA?
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>Tommy Dreamer
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Omg it's broklyn brawler
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Tommys back
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>>802050
fucking this
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>tfw thought it was lsd coming out


WHAT A WASTE.
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>>802050
same family
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Strowman doesnt look happy about that stick to the arm
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>Tommy Dreamer
>Still no little Spike Dudley
Is half the crowd actually chanting "E-C-W" and no "E-C-Dub?"
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RVD WHEN
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>more old fucks to go over fresh talent
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>not spike dudley
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Isn't he the guy who ate hair gel?
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>>802056
>Signed to TNA

Who honestly is?
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>this is awesome chants
Have we made it bros?
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>Dreamer
Literally who cares.
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>>802050
same... raw remains shit tonight
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>>802050

Thought it was Big Dick Dudley 2bh
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>Kendo Sticks hurt Braun who has fucking taken 3 of Roman's Superman punches
Continuity is deader than a god damn DC comic.
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>>802070
Does spike even wrestle anymore?
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In all honestly, I was hoping for Sign Guy Dudley and LSD to help them.
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>>802050
>spike being any help
Should've been the BWO
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>>802061
>>802067
>>802070
Who actually gives a shit about Manlet Dudley?
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>>802056
He made an appearance at Bound for Glory but I'm not sure if he's actually signed with them
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I was expecting Spike Dudley!
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So Jeff Hardy is returning soon too eh?
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Wyatts are so under the could actually lose to Dreamer
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>>802067
It's not philly what did you expect? They blew it.
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Tommy!
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>>801893
the answer is clearly "dx"
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>>802056
either it's not an exclusive contract, or he's done with TNA
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I'm glad we are keking /asp/ threads
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Q: Why do they call him Tommy Dreamer?

A: Because he puts fans to sleep.
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>mfw I'm reading this thread but I'm actually watching Ashley Emma shake her big bum on Babestation instead of watching Raw
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>>802085
Dreamer's Kendo sticks have steel inside of them :^)
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>>802085
Kendo sticks have +50 damage and always cause critical hits when used by ECW legends. Everybody knows this.
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>>802083
>Big Dick Dudley
oh anon, i'm guessing you didn't know
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>>802091
He takes mad bumps
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>>802056
if he was 'signed', do you think they'd let him book his own indie shows?
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>>802067
>Is half the crowd actually chanting "E-C-W" and no "E-C-Dub?"
Yeah. Pissed me off too.
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>tfw no Taz to be their fourth
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This is awesome!
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>Bringing back old fucks to try and rescue >2.6 instead of just booking your show correctly with all the wasted talent you have laying backstage.
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>duchess of dudleyville doesnt come out
disappointing
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Which Foley persona was best?
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You guys know why his last name is Dreamer? Because when he comes out you go to sleep and dream of a better wrestler.
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>>802085
Are you literally retarded?
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>>802099
mai wafiu :3
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>>802115
Cactus
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>>802047
>taima
it was

should be working now
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Have the Wyatts been relevant at all since their feud with Shebd?
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>>802085
Dreamer's class specializes in using weapons
He also gets bonuses by using improvised weapons
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>>802091
if you say shit like that, you might be a retard
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>>802115
Mankind
>>802117
>Dreamer in a non-hardcore match
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Jap moot liked /wwe/
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WWE live is having ryback vs owens and cena vs alberto? does this mean this will be the next plotlines?
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>>802115

Cactus and Brown attire Mankind.
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>Not Spike

>Stacy Keibler aka objectively the hottest diva in wwe history will never come back instead we're stuck with 4/10's like Paige
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>JBL happy to see ECW

muh kayfabe
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Wait they're having this match now? Lel
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>>802115
current era brain damaged facebook mark 2bh
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>>802096
Any not total horseshit crowd could do it.
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>Bringing back hardcore title when
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>>802067
I fucking miss her bros ;_;
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>>802115
Personality: Mankind
Skill: Cactus

Though, I do Love me some Dude
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Why is Dreamer's face so orange, kek.
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>>802115
Cactus jack, but all of them are based
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>>802115
wait, what the hell? Those are all foley?
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is htat kevin owens' dad?
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Did I miss anything in the first hour?
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>>801967
underrated post
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Remember when Tommy .dreamers slut wife and Bubba botched a DDT?
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>>802115
Commissioner.
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>>802137
that was some delicious white girl

you know them titties was good
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>>802134
My sides.
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Now give me some RVD and I'll be pumped to the moon
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Do you think a 10 year old in the audience cares about this guy wrestling in a t-shirt?
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>>802136
>24/7 rule
>Tune in to the WWE Network to see WWE Hardcore Champion defend his title at a used car dealership
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>>802127

does he post here?
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>Everyone wearing a shirt
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>>802131
dump moar
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>>802141
Yep

Dude Love, Mankind and Cactus Jack
you should watch the WWE vs ECW episode that centered on Foley, they actually explained the reason for those characters
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THANK YOU SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
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>>802144
New Day being themselves. Sheamus being nothing... and then more nothing... and Dreamer is back for some reason.
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>>802131
the divas used to be hot and you wanted to see them naked, and sometimes did. now steph is back to the hottest since AJ left. we'll never have anyone that rivals Stacy, Trish, or Melina again
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>>802152
Everyone in this match is wearing a shirt
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This guy smacks your girlfriend's ass

What do?
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>>802139
you forgot all the just for men sprayed into his bald head
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>>802154
That alone is worth more of a $9.99 than any recent PPV has been.
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>>802139

he got a tan to look younger
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>>802164
Share the love.
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>that big belly

Tommy dreamer? More like tommy (drinks) creamer
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>>802141
>This bait
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>tommy dreamer comes with a trash can filled with shit

isn't allowed to use any of them
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>>802157
>Wanting to see her torsos
>>>/lgbt/
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>DQ
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>>802164
I'd celebrate that I have a girlfriend.
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>>802164
ask him to have mercy
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>>802164
Bro out with him, Dude Love is a cool dude.
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>6 man tag tables match at TLC
JUST FUCK MY RATING UP SENPAI
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>>802146
man she got really fat & ugly
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>>802164

Call the Undertaker (circa two decades ago)
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will this be the only match tonight that ends in DQ?
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Welcome Back, Dreamer... welcome back
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>>802164

call cactus jack to take care of him
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>>802164
Get a beer with him, then ask who was the chick he smacked
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>>802170
>Not "Tummy Dreamer"
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>that roundhouse kick from rowan

Did I fuck up and sleep on this nigga? Is Eric Rowan the next Steve Blackman?
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>ecw originals

>ends in DQ
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What a crappy table. That's like the tables wcw used
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GOD DAMNIT I MISSED DREAMER
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>>802186
BAYLEY-CHANG KAWAII
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>>802146
webm tbqh
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>>802189
That was his singles finisher when the Wyatts broke up
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Bray loses lol
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Based Bully Ray
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hairplugs when?
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>>802180
francine?
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>>802192

he broke his tale bone
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>selling a diva-tier bump off the apron like death
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>>802192
Don't worry. All you did was miss Dreamer.
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>Bray Wyatt pushed onto a table just like that

it was so comical
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>that entire segment
MOVE OVER NEW STARS
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>wyatts job yet again

s m h
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I thought Brayyylmao got a big power up by eating souls family. Why is he getting punked so bad?
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>>802199
Never. The baldspot makes him scarier

>>802201
>tale bone
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>>802205
Implying they made any new stars
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>>802210
Booking is the worst it will ever be. That's why
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>>802200
Keep it safe for work. This is a blue board.
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>>802205
Honest question...who on the roster is a "new star"?


Reigns is completely artificial, Ambrose might be good and New Day is great...but everyone else is absolute garbage.
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ROMAN WINS LOL
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Who /RomanEmpire/ here?
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>>802186
Bayley should hurry up and get on the main roster already, she's dropping the title to the rocks cousin anyway.
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>>802200
you fucking with me? he married beulah mcgillicutty and has twin daughters
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>>802189
nobody is the next steve blackman.

NOBODY.
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>>802210
Because return bonus is +100% damage
>>
>>802205
I bet you dont even support any "new stars" game by buying their merch.
>>
>>802200

beulah mcgillicutty
>>
in Romans defense that was a sweet superman punch
>>
Obviously Roman wins by DQ or count out tonight.
>>
>>802164
>OWWWW, HAVE MERCY
>>
>>802217
Fuck off kuck.

>FOR FREE

Blue boards mean no nipple or butthole.
>>
>>802217
fuck off
>>
>>802227
holy shit

what a fucking shame
>>
>>802180
>Age twenty years
>Bitch about someone looking different
>>
>>802026
buzzards
>>
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>>802220
right here, fAm
>>
>>802210
all he did was pop two souls of a lost undead, doesn't add up to much
>>
>>802229
The match will just go over the time limit, probably due to some shenanigans.
>>
>>802210

souls are pass the expiration date
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>>802189
>dat based theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFqSXQR47DA
>>
>>802218
Rusev

he was the greatest /asp/ champion we have ever known. he is a rising star that will never fall, especially for that slut summer rae
>>
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>>802226
>implying I didn't just buy this bad boy
>>
>>802227
Jesus christ, how terrifying
>>
Best Idea.
Roman Loses, leading to Dean Heel Turn because he loses IC title shot and thus Roman vs Dean at the RR for the title after Roman wins it at TLC
Therefore it's not going to happen
>>
>>802217
>he does it for free

Lmaoooo
>>
>>802221
whos the cousin?
>>
>>802227
>McGillicutty
That's Michael McGillicutty's mom?
>>
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Where my /hightest/ bros at?
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>>802210
The powers weren't real in kayfabe, I guess. He just asked some production guys to put together that video package and go crazy on the pyros for that one promo.
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>>802199

Fun fact: That bald spot isn't a bald spot, or at least not a "natural" bald spot, rather, it stems from a huge scar that came about after a really fucking bad chairshot from his days on the indies. Instead of just shaving the rest of his head or going for a different haircut, he just kept it as a bald spot because it adds to his creepy truck driver hill billy persona.
>>
>>802204
>>802205
>>802206
Meh, they still pretty much came out of that super strong.

>>802217
Does this board even have a mod?
>>
>>802243
Excellent taste fAm, i take that back.
>>
>>802243
>4x

Wew
>>
>>802247
Nia Jax.
>>
>>802236
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?
>>
>More old men
>>
What match would make this RAW not shit?
>>
>>802227
I remember back in the old dial up internet days finding her pictures and fapping. Such a fucking slut
>>
>Golddust back to jobbing already

Fuck this company.
>>
Goldust is still around? I seriously haven't paid any attention.
>>
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>Jobdust
>>
GOLDUST!!!!!!!!!
>>
>oldust vs albeaner del rio


W H Y
H
Y
>>
Deeeeeeeeeeellllll RRRRRIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Why the fuck do you faggots constantly make multiple discussion threads?
>>
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>ALBERTO NO HEATO
>>
First Dreamer and now Goldust?

Is this the night after Wrestlemania?
>>
>Oldust jobbing to boring Mexican
>>
When's that Goldust/Stardust story gonna start?

>>802256
Is she good or is this going to be Woman Reigns?
>>
>oldust
>>
>Oldust
>>
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>tfw Dustin vs Cody dream match at WM in front of their father will never happen
>>
So, ready for a Goldust squash match?

What did Goldust do to deserve an entire decade of this shit?
>>
>>802264
>old as fuck
>going over people
Why shouldn't he you dumb cunt?
>>
>>802261

Better question, how do we save the WWE?
>>
Del Rio is living the dream. He doesn't have to do house shows and can half ass all his matches because it's impossible for them to sell out their Mexican tour without him
>>
wait... does mexamerica not exist anymore?
>>
US title is shit again. When does Cena return to make the belt mean something again?
>>
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>Dudleyz, Tommy Dreamer and Goldust in back to back segments

When smarks say, "Bring back the attitude era" and Vince listens.
>>
>>802257
Push him for TLC
>>
Is Dirty Dutch Mantell the GOAT?
>>
what the fuck is this?
>>
>olddust
>still jobbing

why would you continue this career?
>>
damn...
>>
Goldust has more wrinkles than before
>>
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>>802271
>gets huge pop from returning
>make him heel
>>
>Bringing back Alberto with Jeb was a mistake.
>>
>latin no heat

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LATIN
NO HEAT

00 REACTIOn

ZERO
>>
>>802278
paying for based Dusty's sin of BTFO the WWF/E his entire career
>>
>>802282
Yes.
>>
Out of date
Full of hate
I'll open up Hells gate
And make sure you're not late
>>
Can we get a gif or webm of Goldie's reaction right there when Zeb was talking?
>>
>>802290
MONEY
O
N
E
Y
>>
I hope Goldust kicks this fool's ass
>>
Shee nigga, you the goldest
>>
>>802295

I fucked your mom
>>
Hey, it's a new match. Dunno why you'd complain when this easily could've just been Neville vs. Stardust.

>>802285
>Inb4 Beeg vs. Mark Henry vs. Kane
>>
>Oldust
>>
Holy fuck the crowd is dead silent
>>
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this will somehow turn into a tag team match
>>
Del Rio is based af
>>
>>802256
>Nia Jax
Is it wrong, that I hate her simply because she's related to rock? I'm really really sick of his relatives getting wwe contracts & pushed to the moon. Fuck Usos. Fuck Roman. Fuck Nia.
>>
>zeb ''fill my wife with superior hispanic semen'' colter
>>
Who else from ECW is going to return? RVD or Sabu
>>
>>802274
She can effectively use a fucking bear hug.
Every one of her matches is just a gigantic curbstomp.
>>
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>GETTING HIS SHIT SLAPPED BY OLDUST
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sock, rock & brock
>>
>>802295
You can totally tell that Del Rio gives no fucks about this angle or the WWE in general. He's just kucking Vince out of his money and I commend him for it
>>
>yfw Stardust run in
>>
>>802310
Goldust's [spoiler]destiny [/spoiler]is to job. There's no point.
>>
>>802310
I would be too with this garbage
>>
>>802284
Cena doesn't make it look good. He's still booked as Cena just happening to have the US title
>>
>>802316
Mike Awesome
>>
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>all the bad guys in are against hate and want people to be positive

>i'm supposed to boo them

Nigga , its all about that positivity. haters is not a good profession. also you should try to improve yourself and not let yourself get all sloppy and shit. And there is nothing wrong with believing in yourself so you can accomplish some great things

I mean, Come. On. Guys.
>>
#BringbackGoldberg
>>
>Goldust this buried
>>
Gaydust BTFO
>>
this raw is fucking painful
>>
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>mfw I didn't even watch the match
>>
>Those pecs
>>
>>802316
Blue Meanie.
>>
>>802326
He's hung up unfortunately
>>
where is swaggie
>>
Rio's new corner move is fucking stupid
>>
#WeWantAngle
>>
That finisher looks cool but is stupid, the opponent waits like 20 seconds in position.
>>
>>802315
more like dutch "fill superior hispanic women with inferior white semen" mantel
>>
>here comes swagger
... my eyes... they can't roll further! They CAN'T
>>
Why doesn't Dorito still use the cross armbreaker as a finished instead of the contrived double stomp spot?
>>
well that came out of nowhere
>>
>>802337

in the ring
>>
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>
Swagger over af.
WWEWHC run when?
>>
>>802332
>people actually watch matches
>>
friendly reminder that swagger is disappointed that he doesn't have his old uncle to be racist with again.

and america is mean tot cheer him
>>
What's Macklemore doing?
>>
Woooooooof
>>
Why is anyone other than -HH allowed to be called the Real American?
>>
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Man, Fuck. I thought WWE might kick it up after last week's Worst Raw of the year but they're doing the same shit
>>
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>mfw Golddust has had that gimmick since 95'
>>
>>802343
Because for some odd reason only the Divas are allowed submissions on a regular basis
>>
MEME THE PEOPLE
>>
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>weed the people
>>
Becky's looking sexy af
>>
Becky swerve?
>>
>>802336
>>
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>Del Rio holds up the belt
>camera immediately cuts to Zeb Colter, then back to Del Rio
>>
DOUBLEBOO DOUBLEBOO EEEEEE
>>
Fuck yeah, Diva's section!

brb, cooking a cheap pizza. Hope it's not over in 12 mins.
>>
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Who /wethepeoplehere/?
>>
I hate >bex
>>
Charlotte's gimmick is literally "muh daddy"
>>
>DOOBLEE DOOBLEE EEE
>>
>you now remember swagger and del rio had a WHC match at wrestlemania 29
>>
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>>
BOOO
>>
>Muh dad
That's it, I'm changing the fucking channel.
>>
Is there anything Ric Flair can't do?
>>
So does Ric just like, not go home anymore?
>>
STYLIN AND PROFILIN!
>>
LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA
>>
Holy shit, all those marks.
>>
>>802376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
>>
>>802357
Goldust's gimmick was interesting back then. Hell, it was great all the way up to his tag-team with Booker. Now he's just "old guy in paint and gold tights that are baggy."
>>
LUCHA
LUCHA
LUCHA
LUCHA
LUCHA
>>
>Muh dad
>>
>>802381
he is banging a different lady in every state. his tour just happened to bring him there again
>>
''whoah'' - rick flare
>>
Is the Tag Team Title currently the "hottest" title. The New Days makes really good heels. Sheamus is just there for the sake of having a story for Ramen, the Intercontinental title has nothing going on with it and the US title only has jack swagger.
>>
These Luchas can leap from the floor OVER the top rope. How in the fuck are they not used more? That sort of athleticism is fucking RARE
>>
Where the hell is Sasha???
>>
>>802376
>>802385

V I R G I N S
>>
They are gonna run a chant that has had a solid 40 year run right into the ground.
>>
>>802380
Put Over his Daughter.
And Bring Back Ed's mom.
>>
>>802380
Stop:
drinking
crying
Woo-ing
getting older
>>
>>802399
Have sex pls
>>
I wonder when creative will realize that Charlotte isn't getting over as "Ric Flair's daughter" because Flair was most notable as a damn good heel.
>>
>>802398

trampoline. I thought the same thing. I was marking out saying to get them an NFL contract
>>
Who the fuck is the intercontinental champion I can't remember?
>>
>>802398
they have a trampoline
>>
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>Replaced Hogan with Ric Flair appearances
>>
>>802357
The artist formally known as Goldust
Hunterdust
Marilyn Mansondust
Dustin Runnels
Se7en
'The American Nightmare' Dustin Rhodes
Black Reign
>>
>>802386
Goldie and Booker was a GOAT tag team
>>
>>802376
Becky's push 2015-2015
>>
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>>802409
>>
>>802409
owens
>>
>>802409
Isn't it still KO? I honestly hope he still holds onto it for a long while.
>>
>>802409
Kevin Obese Owens
>>
Where is RAW at today?
>>
>>802400

he wants to be authentic
>>
Why don't they just make becky the valet for nxt champion bullet guy or whatever?
>>
Wait..who are the heels here?
>>
>>802422
shitsburg
>>
>>802411
Who is the jabroni on the left?
>>
>>802409
Based Kevin Owens.
I hope Sami Zayn shows up on the main roster soon after his return so we can get some great matches.
>>
>le haka entrance

cringe
>>
Oh come on! We just had our New Day segment. Don't over-expose them.
>>
>>802409
a fat lazy piece of shit
>>
I hate how much the Usos voice crack when they do their stupid fucking chant at the start.
>>
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...I miss the Real Americans so much ;_;

Pls, Jack and Goldust, pls, defend America. You and Trump are our last hopes.

>>801915
You'd have to have a particular anime or show in mind to make a themed show. I've been hoping for a Star Trek show since forever.

>tfw you will not get saved by THE SISKO
>>
Fuck it I'm throwing in the towel
>>
>Stopped having to give instructions on how to yell their intro
IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

>>802422
Part's Unknown.
>>
>WE'RE SAMOAN
>WE'RE SAMOAN
>WE'RE SAMOAN
>>
>>802427
new gay
>>
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>That woman in the crowd
>>
WE ARE SAMOAN WE ARE SAMOAN WE ARE SAMOAN WE ARE SAMOAN WE ARE SAMOAN WE ARE SAMOAN
>>
>when we say u, y'all say change the channel
>>
>all this man spreading by new day
Triggered and raped me tbqh
>>
>>802422

Shittsburgh
>>
What the hell is entertaining about the uso's.

Someone give me a reason why
>>
The uso entrance is so shit. But if someone said that, they would be accussed of racisim
>>
>>802411
>Name our band /asp/
>>
>>802409

Some fat guy who wrestles in basketball shorts.
>>
So divas match is after this? I guess I will take a piss and then start cooking dinner right now
>>
>This Big E commentary
>>
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>>802443
does anyone here actually like the Usos? They're so boring
>>
>>802417
What a shit drawing, but it captures the neckbeard feeling i get with him
>>
>tfw titus will never roast jbl on commentary again
This new day crap is cringey garbage
Titus came with that real nigga shit
>>
>>802446
muh Samoan heritage
>>
>>802451
>New Day chants in a non-New Day match
>>
botchcara
>>
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>THEY ACTUALLY MENTIONED NEW DAY LEAVING SHEAMUS BEHIND AT SURVIVOR SERIES

and surprise, Sin Cara botched
>>
>le botch man
>>
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>New Day will never commentate an entire RAW show
>>
>>802436
>'real murrikan'
>posts weeb shit
top laff
>>
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I just keep thinking in my head these promos and matches just cant keep getting worse but Raw proves me wrong every time.
>>
>>802451
as usual, blacks get away with racism
>>
>New Day telling everyone to put up their horns
>Common symbol associated with being kekold is "wearing the horns"
>they celebrate by doing suggestive hip movements
>ask everyone to cheer

DO YOU GUYS NOT SEE WHAT IS GOING ON?!!!!!

THEY ARE DOING IT RIGHT TO YOUR FACE. CLEARLY IT IS A NEW DAY
>>
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>Big E is Cole's Daddy and Uncle
Keep it tight for Daddy
>>
>>802454
Honestly, Titus and Big Show are actually pretty good behind that table.
>>
So much ebonics
>>
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>>802417
>>
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>Mfw Botch Cara will never not botch in a match
>>
ALWAYS BOTCH CARA

NO MATTER WHOM IS UNDER THE MASK
>>
>New Day is calling the matches more than the Table
>Even calls them out on it.
STOP IT NEW DAY JERRY LAWLER MIGHT GET MAD AT YOU AND SAY YOU BELONG IN A GUTTER
>>
UCE
>>
>>802447
Implying racism isn't a big deal in Pennsylvania
>>
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>>802436

they wont be teaming up for a while
>>
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>mfw this is the most based commentary since CM Punk in 2011
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>this commentary
>>
Holy shit new day is 10 times better than the normal commentating team
>>
Let's be honest. No one cared about this match.
>>
>want to take a piss break
>new day on commentary
I am conflicted.
>New Day is your daddy Micheal
kek.
>>
Holy fuck, ND is so based
>>
Based Nig Day saving us from that awful match
>>
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>that camera zooming in when they said NOBODY
>>
>>802468
Beeg is great, hope he commentates as a heel when he retires.
>>
>THERE AREN'T MORE WRESTLERS WHO PLAY WITH AND ENJOY THE RULES.
>>
>>802479
"John my diet soda" "John I'm reporting you to the authorities"
>>
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>Brie Bella next
>>
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>>802466
>>
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>>802488
>didn't zoom in close enough
>>
>New Day were comedic while still calling the match more than Cole ever does
Thanks New Day
>>
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I'm your daddeh and your uncle

Keep it tight for daddy
>>
>>802502
BLACKED
>>
SASHA
A
S
H
A
>vs brie
PISS BREAK
I
S
S

B
R
E
A
K
>>
why do the chipmunks act like niggers now?
>>
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New Day coming up with a genius plan
>>
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