>the state of Miz TV
first for /a/
First for WHYback
>>801854
Ryback should change his gimmick to guy that makes insults that don't make sense.
>Ryback
Literally why?
>ryback and sheamus are the best things on the roster
State if this roster m8
>They're still watching the product at its absolute worst
Rusev and Lana kissing gave me feels. Wasn't as fake as those "kisses" Dogg Ziggler used to give Lana.
raw is fucking horrendous tonight
who wants to help little retarded me solve some definite integrals instead
Ryback wears a lot of merch
Who wins?
Ryback isn't doing anything and they spent a segment on Rusev BUT Vince is mad at the two
First for these threads are dead
>>801888
But they aren't senpai
>>801896
Bryan
>Mfw RAW isn't even trending on twitter
Literally no one cares
>>801896
Finn Balor is in the back, maybe he can come out and salvage this mess.
>Face interrupting two people kissing
This is actually worse than Cena AAing a 50+ year old non athlete.
>>801901
Lose weight
name one good thing about wwe
>>801902
Even if he can't wrestle he should be involved somehow.
>>801894
>>>/woo/
Faget
It's really hard to come up with an Anime Opening idea for Raw, it's been very bland.
>His dick isn't diamonds right now
>>801910
A semblance of a surprise john cena return and epic pop
>Lana down now
>>801914
>/woo/
Remove Ryback
>Rusev and Lana attempt Live Sex Celebration 2.0
>The New Day ruin it Ric Flair style and try to run a BBC train on Lana
This is how you get ratings, Vince
Cute!
Cute!
>>801908
Gain some brain cells
Is Vince selling WWE stock short? Is that why he's killing his own product?
fill in the blank, /asp/
The WWE would be better off if ______ stopped wrestling.
>>801927
The Usos
is rusev now face?
>>801910
New Day
>>801927
everyone
Just tuned in lads, what have I missed?
Rusev is turning face, Ryback is turning heel.
there goes baby crush, angle locked in.
>State of this booking
>>801927
Ryback
Man... what a match
>>801927
Cesaro.
Because that's totally how you book a heel, you have him heroically check on the woman he's engaged to, even though that made him lose a match
>>801927
Every samoan
>>801930
>Kill yourself
Lel what?
so what city is wwe in today?
>Haitch is starting to inherit Vinces raspy voice
>Roman has to squash Sheamus to get a shot at Sheaumus
Who books this shit?
FUCK YEAH, DUDLEYS
Dean Heel turn when?
Poow widdle buddy getting bullied.
>>801930
>WHY IS RUSEV A PUSSY NOW? ITS ALREADY OVER???? WHAT THE FUCK
Back to reddit you faggot
In order to get Roman cheered they have attached his fate to Ambrose's. For fucks sake.
Dudley Borez
>>801927
Samoa Joe
>>801951
Shitsburg
>>801951
Pittsburgh
>Two, whenever Roman's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roman"?
>>801927
Reigns
We tables now
>running out of Superstars due to injury
>make matches less than 3 minutes
Why do they do this? They have no right to bitch about more screentime when they make matches so short
>>801965
thanks
Where is john
Where is nikki
This is retarded
>the state of raw
>the state of this crowd
>the state of this board
>the state of my life
>>801973
>Where is nikki
Doing a tour of his home country India
>>801973
John is home
Nikki is on John
Missed the first hour. Is Reigns finally over as face?
This is literally a bad episode of raw
>>801980
>Attacked his opponent from behind
>Stole the belt
You tell me.
>>801980
lol no
>>801973
>Where is john
Going "all the way" with Nikki
>Where is nikki
Going "all the way" with John
Can Bully Ray save Raw?
>>801980
Do piped in cheers make you over?
Are the Dudleyz actual brothers?
The Dudleyz are just old enough for the Wyatts to beat up.
Too bad they weren't as old as Kane and Taker.
>>801990
oh, you didn't know?
>Dudleys literally tasked with getting the wyatts over
>>801987
and you could still hear some of the boos
>>801990
of course
>>801990
18+
>Bubba cuts promos better than 75% of the roster
>>802000
Witnessed
>Bray didn't get the extra-wide table
>reusing Paul's 11th commandment promo from earlier this year
>not doing this before survivor series of the dudley boyz could team up with the brothers of destruction
Dudleyz have over stayed their welcome.
>handing out lights
>>801994
That will be hard to do it the dudleyz are booked to beat them
What are they using the camouflage to blend into?
>>801994
>People complain they didn't let the Wyatts win at Survivor Series over two old guys
>Now give them NEW old guys to go over
>but the new guys they are going over have lost all the time
WWE is a complete fucking joke
damn, when they started listing off the commandments I thought they would be building up to Brock Lesnar. No clue why he would need to come out, but it seemed like that's what they were leading up to.
>>802007
>reusing
Are you underage?
whose going to win? dudleys and wyatts are winless any chance they get
>>802007
d-von's been using that since the 90's jesus fucking christ
what kind of camo is that?
wasnt that called something in call of duty
>Dudleys
What does Wyatt call those lights in the crowd?
BUBUIFBAUFsbdu BLEH!!!
>>802007
18+
And filtered
TOMMY
Literally who?
SWERVE
Stfu Bray you lost to a 50 year old man
BASED TOMMY
MARKING OUT
I wonder if Brayy LMAO will try to steal the Dudley's souls.
Holy shit WWE is REALLY desperate.
ECW RETURNS INCOMING
DREAMER
>TOMMY DREAMER
NOW WE KNOW WHO'S TAKING THE PIN
Wut
Oh shit, Tommy Dreamer!
taima is fucking dead as shit for anyone else?
Tommy Dreamer will bring the ratings in right?
>expecting little spike dudley
>getting dreamer
BASED
Isn't Tommy Dreamer signed to TNA?
>Tommy Dreamer
Omg it's broklyn brawler
Tommys back
>>802050
fucking this
>tfw thought it was lsd coming out
WHAT A WASTE.
>>802050
same family
Strowman doesnt look happy about that stick to the arm
>Tommy Dreamer
>Still no little Spike Dudley
Is half the crowd actually chanting "E-C-W" and no "E-C-Dub?"
RVD WHEN
>more old fucks to go over fresh talent
>not spike dudley
Isn't he the guy who ate hair gel?
>>802056
>Signed to TNA
Who honestly is?
>this is awesome chants
Have we made it bros?
>Dreamer
Literally who cares.
>>802050
same... raw remains shit tonight
>>802050
Thought it was Big Dick Dudley 2bh
>Kendo Sticks hurt Braun who has fucking taken 3 of Roman's Superman punches
Continuity is deader than a god damn DC comic.
>>802070
Does spike even wrestle anymore?
In all honestly, I was hoping for Sign Guy Dudley and LSD to help them.
>>802050
>spike being any help
Should've been the BWO
>>802056
He made an appearance at Bound for Glory but I'm not sure if he's actually signed with them
I was expecting Spike Dudley!
So Jeff Hardy is returning soon too eh?
Wyatts are so under the could actually lose to Dreamer
>>802067
It's not philly what did you expect? They blew it.
Tommy!
>>801893
the answer is clearly "dx"
>>802056
either it's not an exclusive contract, or he's done with TNA
I'm glad we are keking /asp/ threads
Q: Why do they call him Tommy Dreamer?
A: Because he puts fans to sleep.
>mfw I'm reading this thread but I'm actually watching Ashley Emma shake her big bum on Babestation instead of watching Raw
>>802085
Dreamer's Kendo sticks have steel inside of them :^)
>>802085
Kendo sticks have +50 damage and always cause critical hits when used by ECW legends. Everybody knows this.
>>802083
>Big Dick Dudley
oh anon, i'm guessing you didn't know
>>802091
He takes mad bumps
>>802056
if he was 'signed', do you think they'd let him book his own indie shows?
>>802067
>Is half the crowd actually chanting "E-C-W" and no "E-C-Dub?"
Yeah. Pissed me off too.
>tfw no Taz to be their fourth
This is awesome!
>Bringing back old fucks to try and rescue >2.6 instead of just booking your show correctly with all the wasted talent you have laying backstage.
>duchess of dudleyville doesnt come out
disappointing
Which Foley persona was best?
You guys know why his last name is Dreamer? Because when he comes out you go to sleep and dream of a better wrestler.
>>802085
Are you literally retarded?
>>802099
mai wafiu :3
>>802115
Cactus
>>802047
>taima
it was
should be working now
Have the Wyatts been relevant at all since their feud with Shebd?
>>802085
Dreamer's class specializes in using weapons
He also gets bonuses by using improvised weapons
>>802091
if you say shit like that, you might be a retard
Jap moot liked /wwe/
WWE live is having ryback vs owens and cena vs alberto? does this mean this will be the next plotlines?
>>802115
Cactus and Brown attire Mankind.
>Not Spike
>Stacy Keibler aka objectively the hottest diva in wwe history will never come back instead we're stuck with 4/10's like Paige
>JBL happy to see ECW
muh kayfabe
Wait they're having this match now? Lel
>>802115
current era brain damaged facebook mark 2bh
>>802096
Any not total horseshit crowd could do it.
>Bringing back hardcore title when
>>802067
I fucking miss her bros ;_;
>>802115
Personality: Mankind
Skill: Cactus
Though, I do Love me some Dude
Why is Dreamer's face so orange, kek.
>>802115
Cactus jack, but all of them are based
>>802115
wait, what the hell? Those are all foley?
is htat kevin owens' dad?
Did I miss anything in the first hour?
>>801967
underrated post
Remember when Tommy .dreamers slut wife and Bubba botched a DDT?
>>802115
Commissioner.
>>802137
that was some delicious white girl
you know them titties was good
>>802134
My sides.
Now give me some RVD and I'll be pumped to the moon
Do you think a 10 year old in the audience cares about this guy wrestling in a t-shirt?
>>802136
>24/7 rule
>Tune in to the WWE Network to see WWE Hardcore Champion defend his title at a used car dealership
>>802127
does he post here?
>Everyone wearing a shirt
>>802131
dump moar
>>802141
Yep
Dude Love, Mankind and Cactus Jack
you should watch the WWE vs ECW episode that centered on Foley, they actually explained the reason for those characters
THANK YOU SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
>>802144
New Day being themselves. Sheamus being nothing... and then more nothing... and Dreamer is back for some reason.
>>802131
the divas used to be hot and you wanted to see them naked, and sometimes did. now steph is back to the hottest since AJ left. we'll never have anyone that rivals Stacy, Trish, or Melina again
>>802152
Everyone in this match is wearing a shirt
This guy smacks your girlfriend's ass
What do?
>>802139
you forgot all the just for men sprayed into his bald head
>>802154
That alone is worth more of a $9.99 than any recent PPV has been.
>>802139
he got a tan to look younger
>>802164
Share the love.
>that big belly
Tommy dreamer? More like tommy (drinks) creamer
>>802141
>This bait
>tommy dreamer comes with a trash can filled with shit
isn't allowed to use any of them
>>802157
>Wanting to see her torsos
>>>/lgbt/
>DQ
>>802164
I'd celebrate that I have a girlfriend.
>>802164
ask him to have mercy
>>802164
Bro out with him, Dude Love is a cool dude.
>6 man tag tables match at TLC
JUST FUCK MY RATING UP SENPAI
>>802146
man she got really fat & ugly
>>802164
Call the Undertaker (circa two decades ago)
will this be the only match tonight that ends in DQ?
Welcome Back, Dreamer... welcome back
>>802164
call cactus jack to take care of him
>>802164
Get a beer with him, then ask who was the chick he smacked
>>802170
>Not "Tummy Dreamer"
>that roundhouse kick from rowan
Did I fuck up and sleep on this nigga? Is Eric Rowan the next Steve Blackman?
>ecw originals
>ends in DQ
What a crappy table. That's like the tables wcw used
GOD DAMNIT I MISSED DREAMER
>>802186
BAYLEY-CHANG KAWAII
>>802146
webm tbqh
>>802189
That was his singles finisher when the Wyatts broke up
Bray loses lol
Based Bully Ray
hairplugs when?
>>802180
francine?
>>802192
he broke his tale bone
>selling a diva-tier bump off the apron like death
>>802192
Don't worry. All you did was miss Dreamer.
>Bray Wyatt pushed onto a table just like that
it was so comical
>that entire segment
MOVE OVER NEW STARS
>wyatts job yet again
s m h
I thought Brayyylmao got a big power up by eating souls family. Why is he getting punked so bad?
>>802205
Implying they made any new stars
>>802210
Booking is the worst it will ever be. That's why
>>802200
Keep it safe for work. This is a blue board.
>>802205
Honest question...who on the roster is a "new star"?
Reigns is completely artificial, Ambrose might be good and New Day is great...but everyone else is absolute garbage.
ROMAN WINS LOL
Who /RomanEmpire/ here?
>>802186
Bayley should hurry up and get on the main roster already, she's dropping the title to the rocks cousin anyway.
>>802200
you fucking with me? he married beulah mcgillicutty and has twin daughters
>>802189
nobody is the next steve blackman.
NOBODY.
>>802210
Because return bonus is +100% damage
>>802205
I bet you dont even support any "new stars" game by buying their merch.
>>802200
beulah mcgillicutty
in Romans defense that was a sweet superman punch
Obviously Roman wins by DQ or count out tonight.
>>802164
>OWWWW, HAVE MERCY
>>802217
Fuck off kuck.
>FOR FREE
Blue boards mean no nipple or butthole.
>>802217
fuck off
>>802227
holy shit
what a fucking shame
>>802180
>Age twenty years
>Bitch about someone looking different
>>802026
buzzards
>>802220
right here, fAm
>>802210
all he did was pop two souls of a lost undead, doesn't add up to much
>>802229
The match will just go over the time limit, probably due to some shenanigans.
>>802210
souls are pass the expiration date
>>802189
>dat based theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFqSXQR47DA
>>802218
Rusev
he was the greatest /asp/ champion we have ever known. he is a rising star that will never fall, especially for that slut summer rae
>>802226
>implying I didn't just buy this bad boy
>>802227
Jesus christ, how terrifying
Best Idea.
Roman Loses, leading to Dean Heel Turn because he loses IC title shot and thus Roman vs Dean at the RR for the title after Roman wins it at TLC
Therefore it's not going to happen
>>802217
>he does it for free
Lmaoooo
>>802221
whos the cousin?
>>802227
>McGillicutty
That's Michael McGillicutty's mom?
Where my /hightest/ bros at?
>>802210
The powers weren't real in kayfabe, I guess. He just asked some production guys to put together that video package and go crazy on the pyros for that one promo.
>>802199
Fun fact: That bald spot isn't a bald spot, or at least not a "natural" bald spot, rather, it stems from a huge scar that came about after a really fucking bad chairshot from his days on the indies. Instead of just shaving the rest of his head or going for a different haircut, he just kept it as a bald spot because it adds to his creepy truck driver hill billy persona.
>>802243
Excellent taste fAm, i take that back.
>>802243
>4x
Wew
>>802247
Nia Jax.
>>802236
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?
>More old men
What match would make this RAW not shit?
>>802227
I remember back in the old dial up internet days finding her pictures and fapping. Such a fucking slut
>Golddust back to jobbing already
Fuck this company.
Goldust is still around? I seriously haven't paid any attention.
>Jobdust
GOLDUST!!!!!!!!!
>oldust vs albeaner del rio
W H Y
H
Y
Deeeeeeeeeeellllll RRRRRIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO
Why the fuck do you faggots constantly make multiple discussion threads?
>ALBERTO NO HEATO
First Dreamer and now Goldust?
Is this the night after Wrestlemania?
>Oldust jobbing to boring Mexican
When's that Goldust/Stardust story gonna start?
>>802256
Is she good or is this going to be Woman Reigns?
>oldust
>Oldust
>tfw Dustin vs Cody dream match at WM in front of their father will never happen
So, ready for a Goldust squash match?
What did Goldust do to deserve an entire decade of this shit?
>>802264
>old as fuck
>going over people
Why shouldn't he you dumb cunt?
>>802261
Better question, how do we save the WWE?
Del Rio is living the dream. He doesn't have to do house shows and can half ass all his matches because it's impossible for them to sell out their Mexican tour without him
wait... does mexamerica not exist anymore?
US title is shit again. When does Cena return to make the belt mean something again?
>Dudleyz, Tommy Dreamer and Goldust in back to back segments
When smarks say, "Bring back the attitude era" and Vince listens.
>>802257
Push him for TLC
Is Dirty Dutch Mantell the GOAT?
what the fuck is this?
>olddust
>still jobbing
why would you continue this career?
damn...
Goldust has more wrinkles than before
>>802271
>gets huge pop from returning
>make him heel
>Bringing back Alberto with Jeb was a mistake.
>latin no heat
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LATIN
NO HEAT
00 REACTIOn
ZERO
>>802278
paying for based Dusty's sin of BTFO the WWF/E his entire career
>>802282
Yes.
Out of date
Full of hate
I'll open up Hells gate
And make sure you're not late
Can we get a gif or webm of Goldie's reaction right there when Zeb was talking?
>>802290
MONEY
O
N
E
Y
I hope Goldust kicks this fool's ass
Shee nigga, you the goldest
>>802295
I fucked your mom
Hey, it's a new match. Dunno why you'd complain when this easily could've just been Neville vs. Stardust.
>>802285
>Inb4 Beeg vs. Mark Henry vs. Kane
>Oldust
Holy fuck the crowd is dead silent
this will somehow turn into a tag team match
Del Rio is based af
>>802256
>Nia Jax
Is it wrong, that I hate her simply because she's related to rock? I'm really really sick of his relatives getting wwe contracts & pushed to the moon. Fuck Usos. Fuck Roman. Fuck Nia.
>zeb ''fill my wife with superior hispanic semen'' colter
Who else from ECW is going to return? RVD or Sabu
>>802274
She can effectively use a fucking bear hug.
Every one of her matches is just a gigantic curbstomp.
>GETTING HIS SHIT SLAPPED BY OLDUST
sock, rock & brock
>>802295
You can totally tell that Del Rio gives no fucks about this angle or the WWE in general. He's just kucking Vince out of his money and I commend him for it
>yfw Stardust run in
>>802310
Goldust's [spoiler]destiny [/spoiler]is to job. There's no point.
>>802310
I would be too with this garbage
>>802284
Cena doesn't make it look good. He's still booked as Cena just happening to have the US title
>>802316
Mike Awesome
>all the bad guys in are against hate and want people to be positive
>i'm supposed to boo them
Nigga , its all about that positivity. haters is not a good profession. also you should try to improve yourself and not let yourself get all sloppy and shit. And there is nothing wrong with believing in yourself so you can accomplish some great things
I mean, Come. On. Guys.
#BringbackGoldberg
>Goldust this buried
Gaydust BTFO
this raw is fucking painful
>mfw I didn't even watch the match
>Those pecs
>>802316
Blue Meanie.
>>802326
He's hung up unfortunately
where is swaggie
Rio's new corner move is fucking stupid
#WeWantAngle
That finisher looks cool but is stupid, the opponent waits like 20 seconds in position.
>>802315
more like dutch "fill superior hispanic women with inferior white semen" mantel
>here comes swagger
... my eyes... they can't roll further! They CAN'T
Why doesn't Dorito still use the cross armbreaker as a finished instead of the contrived double stomp spot?
well that came out of nowhere
>>802337
in the ring
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Swagger over af.
WWEWHC run when?
>>802332
>people actually watch matches
friendly reminder that swagger is disappointed that he doesn't have his old uncle to be racist with again.
and america is mean tot cheer him
What's Macklemore doing?
Woooooooof
Why is anyone other than -HH allowed to be called the Real American?
Man, Fuck. I thought WWE might kick it up after last week's Worst Raw of the year but they're doing the same shit
>mfw Golddust has had that gimmick since 95'
>>802343
Because for some odd reason only the Divas are allowed submissions on a regular basis
MEME THE PEOPLE
>weed the people
Becky's looking sexy af
Becky swerve?
>>802336
>Del Rio holds up the belt
>camera immediately cuts to Zeb Colter, then back to Del Rio
DOUBLEBOO DOUBLEBOO EEEEEE
Fuck yeah, Diva's section!
brb, cooking a cheap pizza. Hope it's not over in 12 mins.
Who /wethepeoplehere/?
I hate >bex
Charlotte's gimmick is literally "muh daddy"
>DOOBLEE DOOBLEE EEE
>you now remember swagger and del rio had a WHC match at wrestlemania 29
BOOO
>Muh dad
That's it, I'm changing the fucking channel.
Is there anything Ric Flair can't do?
So does Ric just like, not go home anymore?
STYLIN AND PROFILIN!
LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA
Holy shit, all those marks.
>>802376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
>>802357
Goldust's gimmick was interesting back then. Hell, it was great all the way up to his tag-team with Booker. Now he's just "old guy in paint and gold tights that are baggy."
LUCHA
LUCHA
LUCHA
LUCHA
LUCHA
>Muh dad
>>802381
he is banging a different lady in every state. his tour just happened to bring him there again
''whoah'' - rick flare
Is the Tag Team Title currently the "hottest" title. The New Days makes really good heels. Sheamus is just there for the sake of having a story for Ramen, the Intercontinental title has nothing going on with it and the US title only has jack swagger.
These Luchas can leap from the floor OVER the top rope. How in the fuck are they not used more? That sort of athleticism is fucking RARE
Where the hell is Sasha???
They are gonna run a chant that has had a solid 40 year run right into the ground.
>>802380
Put Over his Daughter.
And Bring Back Ed's mom.
>>802380
Stop:
drinking
crying
Woo-ing
getting older
>>802399
Have sex pls
I wonder when creative will realize that Charlotte isn't getting over as "Ric Flair's daughter" because Flair was most notable as a damn good heel.
>>802398
trampoline. I thought the same thing. I was marking out saying to get them an NFL contract
Who the fuck is the intercontinental champion I can't remember?
>>802398
they have a trampoline
>Replaced Hogan with Ric Flair appearances
>>802357
The artist formally known as Goldust
Hunterdust
Marilyn Mansondust
Dustin Runnels
Se7en
'The American Nightmare' Dustin Rhodes
Black Reign
>>802386
Goldie and Booker was a GOAT tag team
>>802376
Becky's push 2015-2015
>>802409
owens
>>802409
Isn't it still KO? I honestly hope he still holds onto it for a long while.
>>802409
Kevin Obese Owens
Where is RAW at today?
>>802400
he wants to be authentic
Why don't they just make becky the valet for nxt champion bullet guy or whatever?
Wait..who are the heels here?
>>802422
shitsburg
>>802411
Who is the jabroni on the left?
>>802409
Based Kevin Owens.
I hope Sami Zayn shows up on the main roster soon after his return so we can get some great matches.
>le haka entrance
cringe
Oh come on! We just had our New Day segment. Don't over-expose them.
>>802409
a fat lazy piece of shit
I hate how much the Usos voice crack when they do their stupid fucking chant at the start.
...I miss the Real Americans so much ;_;
Pls, Jack and Goldust, pls, defend America. You and Trump are our last hopes.
>>801915
You'd have to have a particular anime or show in mind to make a themed show. I've been hoping for a Star Trek show since forever.
>tfw you will not get saved by THE SISKO
Fuck it I'm throwing in the towel
>Stopped having to give instructions on how to yell their intro
IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
>>802422
Part's Unknown.
>WE'RE SAMOAN
>WE'RE SAMOAN
>WE'RE SAMOAN
>>802427
new gay
>That woman in the crowd
WE ARE SAMOAN WE ARE SAMOAN WE ARE SAMOAN WE ARE SAMOAN WE ARE SAMOAN WE ARE SAMOAN
>when we say u, y'all say change the channel
>all this man spreading by new day
Triggered and raped me tbqh
>>802422
Shittsburgh
What the hell is entertaining about the uso's.
Someone give me a reason why
The uso entrance is so shit. But if someone said that, they would be accussed of racisim
>>802411
>Name our band /asp/
>>802409
Some fat guy who wrestles in basketball shorts.
So divas match is after this? I guess I will take a piss and then start cooking dinner right now
>This Big E commentary
>>802443
does anyone here actually like the Usos? They're so boring
>>802417
What a shit drawing, but it captures the neckbeard feeling i get with him
>tfw titus will never roast jbl on commentary again
This new day crap is cringey garbage
Titus came with that real nigga shit
>>802446
muh Samoan heritage
>>802451
>New Day chants in a non-New Day match
botchcara
>THEY ACTUALLY MENTIONED NEW DAY LEAVING SHEAMUS BEHIND AT SURVIVOR SERIES
and surprise, Sin Cara botched
>le botch man
>New Day will never commentate an entire RAW show
>>802436
>'real murrikan'
>posts weeb shit
top laff
I just keep thinking in my head these promos and matches just cant keep getting worse but Raw proves me wrong every time.
>>802451
as usual, blacks get away with racism
>New Day telling everyone to put up their horns
>Common symbol associated with being kekold is "wearing the horns"
>they celebrate by doing suggestive hip movements
>ask everyone to cheer
DO YOU GUYS NOT SEE WHAT IS GOING ON?!!!!!
THEY ARE DOING IT RIGHT TO YOUR FACE. CLEARLY IT IS A NEW DAY
>Big E is Cole's Daddy and Uncle
Keep it tight for Daddy
>>802454
Honestly, Titus and Big Show are actually pretty good behind that table.
So much ebonics
>>802417
>Mfw Botch Cara will never not botch in a match
ALWAYS BOTCH CARA
NO MATTER WHOM IS UNDER THE MASK
>New Day is calling the matches more than the Table
>Even calls them out on it.
STOP IT NEW DAY JERRY LAWLER MIGHT GET MAD AT YOU AND SAY YOU BELONG IN A GUTTER
UCE
>>802447
Implying racism isn't a big deal in Pennsylvania
>>802436
they wont be teaming up for a while
>mfw this is the most based commentary since CM Punk in 2011
>this commentary
Holy shit new day is 10 times better than the normal commentating team
Let's be honest. No one cared about this match.
>want to take a piss break
>new day on commentary
I am conflicted.
>New Day is your daddy Micheal
kek.
Holy fuck, ND is so based
Based Nig Day saving us from that awful match
>that camera zooming in when they said NOBODY
>>802468
Beeg is great, hope he commentates as a heel when he retires.
>THERE AREN'T MORE WRESTLERS WHO PLAY WITH AND ENJOY THE RULES.
>>802479
"John my diet soda" "John I'm reporting you to the authorities"
>Brie Bella next
>>802466
>>802488
>didn't zoom in close enough
>New Day were comedic while still calling the match more than Cole ever does
Thanks New Day
I'm your daddeh and your uncle
Keep it tight for daddy
>>802502
BLACKED
SASHA
A
S
H
A
>vs brie
PISS BREAK
I
S
S
B
R
E
A
K
why do the chipmunks act like niggers now?
New Day coming up with a genius plan
>Sasha shaking her ass
>>802508
Ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
>mfw ratings are boosted when new day appear in three segments per raw
>>802511
Because it is hip and the kids will love it.
Forget being entertaining, I just want one of the three commentators to actually call the match. And not just when the face does something. JR was way more face biased than any of the three on commentary but he at least called the moves for both wrestlers and maintained some semblance of tempo.
>>802513
Yeah. I don't see how this can backfire at all.
Every week I see some faggot trying to say that the Bella's aren't the worst thing to happen to women's competition in WWE.
Is he right?
>2K16 shilling
Did they fix what 15 fucked up?
>>802466
NEW DAY KEKS
NEW DAY KEKS
Where's old timey dudes when you need 'em?
>>802523
mfw they give the credit to Roman
>>802523
>Vince will just has 3 hours of New Day to boost ratings
>>802511
cause kids are stupid. more importantly, why are there now 4 movies and none of them is a chipettes movie
Who /BRIEMODE/ here?
Daniel Bryan's wife gets the jobber entrance against the Boss
I dont understand.
Is Roman's match tonight for the title, or for the match at TLC for the title?
I like how the Boss became the Boss of team Bad. Works a lot better than big ass.
>>802538
120+ playable character, return of create a wrestle/diva/arena/entrance, longer my career with more choices, Austin 3:16 showcase, more match types. I'd say yea
Well... that happened.
>bitch, you hear what bitch said? Damn that bitch be a bitch, right bitch?
apparently it's for all the marbles.
UNITYYYYYY
UNITYYYYYY
UNITYYYYYY
please god kill me
>>802581
it's for the title
I thought Alicia shaved her head or something?
i like sasha's thighs
Just a reminder guys, Charlotte is the daughter of Ric Flair. Not sure if anyone knew that yet.
So uhh, are they just gonna have Dean punch Roman in the face at 5:14 to make sure he technically wins the match?
There's something pathetic seeing a Banks match that I'm more than certain won't end with Banks winning.
Damn Brie is sexy, Bryan lucked out.
>>802614
I wouldn't be surprised.
Who /boss/ here?
>>802621
"BRIE MODE!!"
>instantly loses
That was nice to see.
>naomi's wagon
God damn it Lilian. "The winner of the match... Shaw Shaw Banks".
>>802668
it's ok. it's her first day.
inb4 4v4 main event. Shaemus + New Day vs Reigns + Ambrose + Usos
>>802734
>>802735
Oh god please no
Wow a new stable. Ok.
I'm...kind...of...okay with the League of Nations thing.
They could be a pretty dominant force.