/wwe/ General #1663

>>801064
>TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT RAW FALLS BELOW 2.0

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Fuck man this ramen is delicious

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literally zero draws

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>RAW IS RAMEN RAINS

>>801075

I want to hug the autism out of reigns

>>801076
>>801076

There's nothing autistic about a pussy slayer

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>literally nothing announced for tonight's Raw
Are you ready for low ratings family?

>>801078

those aren't mutually exclusive

Daniel Bryan is coming back tonight.

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C U C K Man Punk marks on suicide watch
U
C
K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWpJ8XtXl0

Keep crying ;^)

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>>801085
ill cum on ur back m8

>>801088
Kill yourself you lonely faggot.

>>801091

dont get mad just because nobody will finish inside m8

you get treated like the pretty little pornstar you are

>>801094
kys

>>801086

>that weak attempt at bants
>T-t-the only thing he made is the pepsi tattoo

KEK

>>801098
CM PUNK MARK DETECTED
SUICIDE
W
A
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C
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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?

I honestly don't see the appeal of Daniel Bryan or CM Punk

Guess the rating Raw will get tonight
>2.10

>>801101
>t. 12 year old mark

>>801101
>Daniel Bryan
American Rey Mysterio
>CM Punk
Charismatic bad ass

>>801083
It's competing with the worst MNF game of the season so it might do okay ratings

>>801086
Roman really is unprofessional. I remember on a podcast with Steve Austin, Triple H acknowledged what Punk had to say about him, but he still maintained a professional with his response.

will they break another record Tbh fãm?

>>801110
they'll break the record for strongest roman has ever looked

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>>801111
nice quads

>>801101
i like daniel because he's a hairy manlet with bad taste in women just like me

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>>801108
Reminder that Roman said "at the end of the day i’m just a guy getting rich” in an interview.

Predict the Main Event tonight
My prediction is a six man tag
Ramen, Jeans and Memeback vs Sheamus Wade and Rusev

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wait when did scott dawson and that gay guy get the tag belts

Bryan vs. Punk

holy fuck santa's little helper looks like the worst thing ever made

id rather watch nuki over that shit

paige must do all that kinky shit steph wont do

>>801118

So what?

>>801120
A few weeks ago.
Doesn't matter. They're probably losing them to Enzo & Cass at the next special.

>>801118

brock said the same thing why dont you shit on him mark

>>801122
>paige must do all that kinky shit steph wont do

Like let Haitch be on top?

>>801127
I doubt it. They're a team that need some focus and development whereas Enzo/Cass have outstayed their time in NXT and should be Raw-Bound by now.
They'll do the put-over and be on their merry way.

>>801129

steph only fucked 3 people in her life including haitch

she probably does most things haitch likes but isnt experienced or natural at it

paige probably gets her whole fist up there and plays with haitches prostage like a speedbag

>>801133
>>she probably does most things haitch likes but isnt experienced or natural at it

>>801133

is it true steph fucked macho man

>>801136

who wouldn't

>>801086
I miss samefag 2bh.

>>801086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z55UrEEooh8
Least Punk never acted like an actual cartoon character

>>801133
I heard a story that Steph used to cruise in a limo with her college friends, fuck dudes and dump them in random places.
Either way I'd challenge the notion that she has only fucked 3 people just on the merit that she was brought up and into the wrestling industry during arguably its rowdiest, most sordid period.

>>801099

>implying

Bad bants is bad lad

>>801106

>CM kek = badass

>>801139

>(you)

>>801140
What were they thinking when they wrote that magic beanstalk promo?

>>801128
they make roman out to be a face and is overall a shitass
brock transcends face/heel and is the beast incarnate
i honestly don't know why you'd even ask something so dumb tbqh familia

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>>801160

Roman isn't the champ, Sheamus is.

>>801161
The public isn't interested for Sheamus as champ nor Roman's quest of overcoming the odds, fampai

>>801160
I JUST COCK THIS FIST AND RUIN THE RATINGS

who Sheamus mark here?

>>801161
>sheamus
>didn't even wrestle last monday

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Should they have stayed together longer?

>>801165
>The public isn't interested for Sheamus as champ

You bet they're not.

>>801128
Brock is good at what he does, Roman is a shit wrestler

>>801172
Nah

Roman and Dean were holding down Seth's potential

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>There are Brits here right now ready to stay up till 4am to watch Raw at its absolute worst
Get a job nigel, you neet fucker.

>>801178
>Nigel

That doesn't sound like a Muslim name

>>801178
If Nigel/Abdul wants to watch then let him watch. No bully.

>>801183
>>801182
>all Brits are muslims
Funny. So original.

If you're watching Raw weekly at this point, I think it's fair to say you don't have much going on.

>>801178
This gimmick is really shit without flags.

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>>801186
Same can be said about posting on 4chan

>>801184
Go back to air soft you homo

>>801192
>mfw I looked in some of the actual /asp/ generals the other day
>the skate general

>>YOU' RE NEVER TOO OLD TO SKATE NOW GO OUT AND SHRED
>>YOU 'RE NEVER TOO FAT TO SKATE NOW GO OUT AND SHRED

>these are the virgins we now share a board with

Thank fuck we arrive in time these clueless neckbeards need 50 CC's of banter.

>>801157
>WWE Creative/Booking
>Thinking.

>>801172

>roman was the leader

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So are we making a game thread to kek the /asp/ thread?

Yep

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>>801189
Nice try muhammad, dont think we dont know youre not american just because theres no flags.

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>They're gonna watch RAW live for 3 hours although it had a 2.6 rating

>>801140

>Least Punk never acted like an actual cartoon character
>"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!"

Nuff said

>>801230
I'm literally from Cena's home state family
I'm just saying it kinda tanks when there's no method of identification

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Who's hyped for Monday Night Raw.
Ric Fliar is gonna appear for some reason. Maybe it's for a Hardee's/Carl's Jr. spot.

>>801235
>saying one line from a cartoon = delivering nursery rhyme promos

nah

you finally kiss someone who isn't your cousin?

Gamethread when?

>>801086
>the only thing he made is that pepsi tattoo
what did he mean by this?

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>>801275
>>801275
>>801275
>>801275

>>801086
ramen rimmer on the roll tonight

>>801258
No it's promote Ric Flair's daughter

Kevin Obese Owens on suicide watch

Is Roman injured? This is the only injury that will help WWE

>Owens being protected from this shitty angle

>The state of creative

>bringing back an old manlet who wont even be able to wrestle like he used to because of PG


Ready for some more record lows people?

So how was Raw m8s? Good use of your time?

I want Roman's sweaty mancock in my butthole

(Australia)

Anyone watching breaking ground?
Shit is pretty boring tbhfam

>>803618
i didn't watch either but i heard it was awful, even casual fans didn't like it.

>>801128
>comparing Brock fucking Lesnar to that dweeb Reigns
What's wrong with you, son?

>>803591
Fuck off

>>803618
Honestly wasn't all that bad.
Watch:
Charlotte vs. Becky.
Reigns vs. Sheamus
Lucha Dragons vs. Usos (for New Day Commentary)

>>803630
Does this upset you?

>>801128
Brock was better when he was half-assing it in New Japan than Reigns is when he tries his best

>>803638
Reading Rusevs tweets in his voice always makes me smile.

>>801128
prove this guy wrong
>b-bu-bu-bu-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but reigns is b-b-bad! lesnar is not bad! how dare you!
prove him wrong about the money shit

>>803618
it was dogshit

>>803643
brock is not the future face of company

>>803643
Lesnar is a once-in-a-lifetime freak super-athlete

Reigns is a football washout with the cardio of The Bastion Booger

You're a shiteater

>>803657
those aren't about what he and brock said about money though
also how do you know reigns cardio?

>Foley goes on a rant about WWE
>praises RAW in the same day

Reminder that WWE creative actually named a stable "Submission Sorority"

>>803670
I like that name 2bh

Shame(?) about the porn association though

>>803674

It was a stupid name

>>803675
League of Nations is a stupid name

>>803678
Nuh uh

>>803679
Uh huh

>>803663
nice to see that Dwayne can handle the bantz

>>803643
I respect Brock's view when it comes to the business aspect of wrestling because he was worth every cent of the money they threw at him. Not only Lesnar is a far superior performer but he's also a confirmed draw. To even put Reigns on the same category as Lesnar is fucking retarded.

Let's get one thing straight

Smarks
>hate John Cena
>hate Roman Reigns

Marks
>women like Cena, men hate him
>women like Reigns, men hate him

Anti-smarks
>like Cena
>like Reigns

>>803618

I saw it live and felt like I got my money's worth. Neville vs Bo on Superstars was dope as hell. Neville saw my sign, I'm pretty sure he pointed at my nephew.

Kane came out. Was that the end of Raw or was that a bonus match? We're big on Kane, it was cool. Kalisto did some crazy shit too. Rusev and Barrett are relevant again. Goldust did a lot better than I was expecting.

I was at peace with no Rollins/Cesaro, but no Owens was a shock. My nephew loves Cena too, obviously. We got tickets months ago and all the reasons we bought them for vanished.

So if I still had fun, it really wasn't that bad of a show. Y'all are maybe being a little hard on tonight.

>>803686
Everybody likes a show better if they're at it unless it's a bottom-tier debacle like this year's Royal Fumble

I used to be pro-Smark but Triple H is right, they are entitled faggots who complain when they don't get what they want.

Smarks aren't writers, all they need to do is view the product they recieve instead of trying to interfere with every decision. Having said that, I do think the audience has the right to complain about booking if it has been nothing but shit for weeks.

>>803699
> Smarks aren't writers

Neither is Vince

Also, quoting Trips's heel promos makes you the dumbest of marks

>Let's actually form a new stable after Survivor Series is over and then throw together a 5 v 5 survivor series match with Ryback and The Usos on the actual survivor series PPV and then have Taker go over the Wyatts then bring back Tommy Dreamer so that Bray can beat on him just to raise his credibility that is forever tarnished.

>>803641
+1 upvote xDDD

>>803702
Bitch, I'm sick of hearing chants when the audience gets or doesn't get what they want

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>>803703
JUST

Is RVD done for good?

>>803706
Watch a promotion that doesn't appear to revel in openly spiting its audience, then

Am i the only one who has to watch WWE alone because if I watch it with family or friends they make fun of me. WWE is so fucking cringey nowadays

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>>803716

>>803696
I can see that. I've been dreading buyer's remorse all month I'm sure I was ready to enjoy anything.

It really didn't seem that bad though.

>>803712
Are you saying WWE has only began to spite its audience? Because they have been doing that for a long time, but for some reason people have recently began to chant something

>divas revolution storyline started months ago
>still multiple divas segments a show
This isn't going away is it?

>>803731
No, but gee, ever think that maybe the years and years of telling their audience that what they wan't doesn't matter has bolstered resentment towards the 'fed?

>>803738
Is it right to bitch about something you didn't get when an author didn't do what you want? Or when a TV show doesn't do what you want?

Its their creative vision, not yours, so I don't see why fans feel entitled to shit. They paid to see a show set for them, not so they can set the show.

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new day killed it all night tonight

jesus, I gope Vince sees that when guys are having fun and being themselves this shit is actually a pleasure to watch

>there are faggots still fucking watching this shit

How? Literally, fucking how? Are you a kid? Have you not ever watched wrestling before to have something to compare this shit to? I don't understand how people are still invested in this garbage.

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>>803744
(You) ^:)

>>803746
I actually feel sorry for you, must suck to be born in 2005 and miss all the good wrestling

>>803741
> muh art

The other mediums analogy is flawed because the entire point of wrestling is to appease the crowds with satisfying payoffs.

Law of Supply & Demand. If the WWE doesn't SUPPLY their customers with what they DEMAND they'll just go somewhere else

> 2.16 rating

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>>803747

>>803750
Top kek WWE is garbage now kiddo

>>803746
Connor The Crusher was a GOAT babyface desu senpai.

The state of WWe

it's all just pointless mediocre filler until the PPVs which are just mediocre filler until Mania or the Rumble.

I'm not going to watch Raw again until I have a good reason to. Sorry bros. I'm out. I can't keep wasting 3 hours of my life each week. There is so much more I can do.

>>803755

>jobbed to cancer
>GOAT babyface

>>803764
K no need to announce it faggot

Just fuck off you attention whore. Literally nobody will realize you left

>/int/ the stable

what a time to be alive

Just watched Reigns vs Sheamus:

Why have a DQ finish in the title match when they could have just had the clock run out?

>Despite enhanced security precautions still being in place following the Anonymous report aboutSurvivor Series being an ISIL target, Sheamus still reportedly was hit with an empty bottle at last weekend's Huntington, WV house show.

you know wwe is in bad shape when this raw is in the top 10 of this year

>>803771
So the Usos and Deano still get their matches

>>803771
GOTTA KEEP REIGNS STRONG

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What kinda product you want /wwe/ Universe?

>>803778
Yeah I guess so. I thought that stipulation was dumb though.

>>803780
JUST REIGNS MY SHIT SHIT UP fAM

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did someone webm that really awkward smile reigns after he stole the belt?

is being samoan like being puerto rican where none of them really have their own identity? Other than the Rock they are all kind of the same laid back badass who lifts and smiles a lot?

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>tfw Roman is the next John Cena
>tfw Cena was The Prototype all along

>>803785
Ivelisse is Puerto Rican and she has more personality in her busted ankle than Reigns does in his years of failed pushes, so that can't be it.

>>803785
that segment was so fucking uncomfortable lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ell8LobERLQ

Another worst Raw ever.

>>803789
fuck off Smarkbustuh shill

>>803789
kek was wondering where these guys were

>the little monster ladder and wedge monitor in the background

why is that in your living room senpai

what were the ratings for this RAW?

>DX was created to encompass the rebellious and anti authoritarian nature of gen xers
>modern day WWE wants to push a new stable to encompass the spirits of millennials
Who makes it to this stable? Tyler Breeze is pretty much a given.

>>803793

Hopefully 0

Reigns should fucking get rid of his stage fright already. He has an edge about him in the interviews, needs to channel that to WWE

>>803789
>have north jersey accents
>not getting down on Tastykake

baka

also

>hating on based Miz

>>803794
Daniel Bryan

>manlet
>vegan
>liberal

>>803796
It's probably because interviews allow him to be the whiny prima donna that he actually is

>>803794
We already have new day.

>>803797
> North Jersey

Pretty sure those guys are closer to the Mexican border than they are the Mason-Dixon Line if you get my drift

>>803794
Blake and Murphy because they're directionless adults.

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>tfw no Trump as a celebrity GM
>he will never buy out the Rumble and rebrand it the Trump-ble
>superstars will no longer have to buy in their spots with the higher spots being much more expensive
>he will never buy Punk's spot @ #30 to pop ratings with UFC and lapsed WWE marks alike
>my fantasy booking was all for naught

>>803803
Is Trump in the WWE HoF yet? Is there a chance that the next leader of the free world will be a WWE HoFer?

>>803804
yeah he's in already

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i hope my future gf is like her <3

Ill be honest with you la familia. I don't hate this Reigns/Shaemus beef. I find it pretty entertaining.

Anyone else seriously bothered by the WWE's naming convention? Wrestlers just going by last names like Cesaro and Rusev sounds both lazy and pretentious thinking they don't need a first name at all. Second generation wrestlers like Charlotte and Natalya should be addressed by their full names to milk their families legacy and make them stand out from the average diva.

>>803810
Already tried that with Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase jr.
Doesn't really work.

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>Roman doesn't get his shot
>Dean doesn't get his shot
>Uso's don't get their shot
What a glorious time to be alive, I was on Suicide watch just 30 minutes ago but now I'm over here screaming fella like my wife and baby aren't asleep.

This feels so good right now mang

>>803813
That is no way to treat the belt. Fuck Seth, no wonder its been losing its diamonds

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>>803807

>>803810
be thankful we're mostly past the RADICAL names like dolph ziggler, trent barreta and zach ryder we had a few years ago

>>803807
Her accent and voice has really grown on me desu, I find it almost adorable now.

>>803819
do you live by people with her accent or something?

I want Reigns to get hurt just to see what WWE would actually do.

>Watching right now

Did New Day just get ZERO reaction? I didn't even hear a cheer or boo or anything when the music hit.

>>803821
they give one of the usos hair extensions and hope noone notices

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>Shittsburgh

>>803822
they've gone back to being annoying in a bad way

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>Suit Sheamus

>>803820
Nope, I guess it just took time or maybe her enthusiasm is getting to me.

>>803822
They got a big pop at the start of the show, please relisten.

5 minutes and 15 seconds lads

Sheamus 5:15

How old is lil naitch? How he keep his hair good?

LETS GO ROMAN

>>803814
> implying that the belt losing its tacky bling is a bad thing

>>803833
Diva used wrestling gear sweat

>>803833
young 51

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USA USA USA USA USA

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Who's ready for Roman (c) vs Cena (Royal Rumble winner) at WM32?

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>wrestlers answers an interviewers question and walks off at the end of his sentence
>camera focuses on interviewer as they nod understandingly

>>803811
Neither did Curtis Axel or Bo Dallas.

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>>803813
>mfw I realize Roman won by DQ before the time limit ran out
I-I've been worked

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>>803844
>wrestler answers an interviewers question in an angry tone and walks off at the end of his sentence
>camera focuses on interviewer as they look scared

>>803813
I literally taught Reigns would win the title tonight and the whole cash in was just to give him two world title runs to pad his resume.

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>>803844
>interviewer asks a basic question
>wrestler gets offended and goes off on them

>>803854
>interviewer asks question
>wrestler starts rambling incoherently

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>It's the Geriatric Boyz

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>>803860
>interviewer asks a question
>wrestler answers and stops midway through sentence
>opposing wrestler walks up and they both stare at another
>interviewer awkwardly holds the microphone and slowly scoots backs
>wrestlers walk off

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>It's a New Day segment

*switches channel*

When will Trump and Swagger build a WWE wall

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USO CRAZY TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYSVR7f0ovY

Miz living the gimmick

>>803871
>interviewer asks a question
>wrestler begins to answer and stops midway through sentence
>he feels a presence behind him
>camera pans out to reveal some comedy relief geek
>comedy relief geek does his schtick and leaves
>closeup on wrestler looking annoyed/confused
>interview ends without any questions being answered

>>803876
Hi. This board is actually for users who are above the age of 18. Please cease your usage immediately. Thanks.

>>803821
Replace him with Dean or The Miz.

>>803876
Miz is the best at being an actual heel in the company.

Just took a massive shit lads

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>>803888
>dat comment
>dem trips

>>803889
Trips don't lie, it literally splattered the whole toilet bowl.

Who /League of Nations/ here?

Are the League of Nations elite?

Fuck this dead general and dead board.

>>803906
Everyone is sleeping in the US you kek

>>801064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90I7O7U7a_I

>>803907
Thread used to be full of Britbongs, Yurokucks and Shitposters by now.

Why did Cole say 'Could it be?' during Dreamer's return even though Dreamer wasn't visible yet and that was the first time Dreamer used that theme song?

>>803910
Because he's a shit hack that should've been fired instead of JR.

>tfw league of nations become dominant and work with new day regularly
>barrett gets the ic belt
>rusev resurrects the euro belt
Would be fucking glorios tbqh

The lack of star power on these shows is hilarious and the fact that someone as irrelevant as Sheamus is champion only underlines it.

>>803909
WWE is shit at the moment, nothing to talk about. When WWE slows down so too does /wwe/

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>league of nations

when did wrestling get so fucking lame

>steve's podcast with foley is already out

kek what the hell WORKED

>>801064
I'm actually liking the League of Nations right now/ God I hope WWE don't fuck it up. It's nice to see based Barrett actually doing something.

>tfw actually enjoyed RAW
I mean it's the first one I watched in months but it wasn't so terrible
I skipped the divas matches as usual though

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>>803716

>>803939
It was alright. I like it when characters cross over multiple segments like New Day, Rusev, the Usos did tonight. Makes it seem less linear.

>>803843
I'd be okay with that.

Better than Brock v Reigns II.

>>803942
Well I really enjoyed New Day shenanigans, Fella in a suit, Dreamer comeback, and I actually expected Dudleys to appear in that 7v4 match making it 7v7. Also League of Nations could be nice.

It still made Roman look REALLY strong in several moments though

RAW
IS
MIDCARDERS

>>803920
He was champion when there was far more star power around too though you dumb fuck
>using black twitter meme words

>ADR looking roided out of his mind

Jesus christ WWE's wellness is a bunch of bullshit

>>803910

Cause he was expecting Spike Dudley like 99% of everyone else.

>How do we fix ratings
>Let New Day open the show, put them in the 2nd hour, have them shill for the online shop, and have them again in the main event.

Interested in seeing how the ratings do.

Why did they do all this just to throw it all in the trash a month later?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RLYnBhy7wcQ

>>804004

Gotta keep smarks like you happy

>>804005
>hurrrr durrrr smarks
Shitposting retard

>>804007

You asked and you got your answer. Why else do you think they'd do it?

>>804008
>ryder was over
>punk was over
>bryan was over
But yeah muh smark maymay right?

Predict tonight's rating.

1.91

>>804011
>lower than last week even though it was much better
Nah senpai probably like a 2.4

>>804010

>Over means they'll put butts on seats at wrestlemania

So aside from Dreamer returning and New Day's Opening promo did anything else relevant happen on RAW?

Can I just point out this League of Nations is LITERALLY the Nexus for Roman Reigns.

>>804017
>Dreamer returning
>Returning.

>>804017
LEAGUE OF NATIONS
>>804018
'no'

>>803925
Did they fix it? It repeated half way through

>>804017

Lana returned....I guess.

Guys, Sheamus is being a pretty fucking good Heel Champ.
I don't get it, he's still Sheamus, right?
Since when was he moderately entertaining as a speaker?

>>804023

Sheamus has always been a good heel, and the blind hate for him has also always been unwarranted.

>>804023
Did you not see the shit show last night

>>804024
I don't know about that. He has been really boring since he returned but when he got the title he suddenly developed some personality.
His delivery on the mic is still kinda sub-par but he's trying to have character and he's coming off as a really cartoony villain which is great.

>>804029
>He has been really boring

No. He was great when he came back with his manlet killer gimmick but it all kinda fizzled out after Bryan got injured.

>>804031
That "fizzling out" leaves a pretty big gap of dull considering Bryan got injured a matter of scarce weeks after he returned.

>>803944
>Also League of Nations could be nice.
Would be better without ADR teebs. I guess that MexAmerica crap has officially been dropped though, which is good.

I wonder if Lana and Zeb are officially in the League of Nations.

>>803953
Not him but that was when world titles were allowed to be held by midcarders desu because there were too, also the roster was still weak back then. Since the belts were unified it should be only main eventers who hold them.

>>804038
Well the stable now has a lot of champions. I hope Rusev wins the IC title so it becomes even more stacked.

But yeah ADR seems out of place in that almost-full-euro stable, but I have to say he looks roided up to hell right now

>>803999
This desu. Would have made a shit ton more sense, also Spike v Strowman would be fun.

>>804023
>Since when was he moderately entertaining as a speaker?
He isn't, he just yells and smiles and thinks that makes him come off as an entertaining cocky heel. They had to throw New Day out there to carry him through a promo since the one on Smackdown was so shit.

He's still better on the mic than Reigns, though.

>>803916

Why do marks love the euro title so much. They've been clamoring for years for them to bring it back anytime a European wrestler gets over. Its literally just the IC/US belt with a worse lineage. D'lo Brown? I mean really? And they can't even book the IC and US titles properly so how is adding another belt going to add anything to the product?

>>804042
>>Since when was he moderately entertaining as a speaker?
>He isn't, he just yells and smiles and thinks that makes him come off as an entertaining cocky heel

>he isn't entertaining, he just does thing that I admit make him come off as entertaining

He's more fun than I expected. I mean, Seth shouted and smiled and all he came off as was boring.

>>804044
I agree. If they bring in another belt it should be to open up a new division ie. hardcore or cruiser. Although not hardcore because PG makes it shit. So cruiser. Might as well give Neville something to do.

>>804044
I think it's because it adds flavour that the IC/US don't.
WWE is an American fed, so the US Title is just another Title.
Likewise, the IC is just another Title, too.
The EU is something separate, unique and distinct that much more-so comes built in with it's own gimmick in that it favours Euros.
Not to say I want it back. That's just my take on it.
It is also very pretty.

>>804032

It fizzled out cause he had no one to feud with and creative made him a typical heel midcarder who lost to everyone.

So with Charlotte turning heel now, does that mean the divas division now only has two babyfaces Bex & Nattie? Or are Team BAD supposed to be faces now? Even though they cheat to win... but then Cole shouts "these guys are so fun!". God, the booking in this division is pile of crap.

>>804054

Bret has been badmouthing the company again, so don't expect Natalya to be on your TV soon. Also that match last night was the first good match Charlotte has had since debuting.

>>804055
lel
What has The Keklord been saying now?

I think they might be setting up for a double turn with Sasha and Charlotte.... maybe. Who the fuck knows. They'll probably drop the storyline in a couple of weeks.

>>804057

He went off on how CM Punk leaving was Triple H's fault, defended smaller wrestlers over body builders and other forms of bitterness.

Where is that Korean kekold these days? We need a wrestling webms thread.

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that 5:15 dq was predictable as fuck

>>804054
i don't think Charlotte is properly turning heel. at least not right now

>>804064
It was pretty fucking retarded, too.
>the World Champ can't even hold out against Roman for five minutes

Should've ended Roman's flurry with 40 seconds to spare and spent the rest of the time in a headlock teasing him and working the marks.
Pander a "Roman powers out" moment somewhere down the course of it and Sheamus slams him back to whittle away the rest of the clock.
THEN have the foreign superm8s come in for the Heel beatdown.

>>804004

Because neither of those faggots drew a dime.

THIS IS MUH PREDICTION.
THE "The League of Nations" ITS A GUD IDEA...
BUT, THEY NEED A STABLE TO CONFRONT..

I THINK M THE NEW NEXT STABLE WILL BE THE SAMONA LEAGUE, YES !! YES YES!!

THE USOS, ROMAN REINGS, THE ROCK, RIKISHI, SAMOA JOE ....ANDA ALL SAMOANS CAN USE PHOENIX DOWN TO REVIVE YOKOZUNA, UMAGA AND CRIS BENOIT , THE ASSASIN OF ASSAINS.

How many pro wrestling entertainers have teleportation powers? There is Under taker, sting and Sabu and who else fa.m?

>>804102
HUSKI HARRIS AND HIS FRIENDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6wF999NaOg

Can they reuse the Nexus for League of Nations?

>>804102
Brayyy, on occasion, has shown teleportation prowess

>>804102
I think Mankind and Kane have as well.

>>804059
So he said everything that was true?
As much as smarks hate to admit it CM Punk WAS Haitch's fault, he sent him to a Doctor who didn't know the difference between a fatty desposite and a damn Infection that NEEDED treatment.
And smaller wrestlers CAN be a pull. I like Rey, Eddie sure as shit wasn't a Body builder, RVD in his prime was fun as hell and let's not forget the Hardy Boys and Edge and Christian, two of the top fifteen-top ten Tag Teams of WWE.

>>804064
Everything is predictable now with WWE. That's part of the problem.
It why we were BEGGING for the Dean Heel turn at SS because it would be changing shit up.
It's like this.
Current WWE is Tofu. Nothing else. Just a block of Tofu, and we either want the unhealthy Big Mac of ECW shit, the high quality filet steak of good wrestling and story telling, or hell you go 'give me the special of the day I don't care' of just swerving us. But instead we just keep getting Tofu.

Would it have been better if Dean had won MiTB, spent his time taunting Seth and not cashing in with the kayfabe excuse of "I'm having more fun playing with you" and then using it on Roman at SS?

>>804105
Man I don't care what anyone says. LoN is just Roman's Nexus and he's going to get into an Elimination Tag with them, it's going to come down to Roman against possibly the entire team.

>>804158
Dean wasn't in the MitB ladder match though because he was facing Seth for the title.

>>804158
That would have been nice desu, too bad he was feuding with Seth at the time

>>804163
Well, yeah, I'm proposing an alternate chain of events.
Obviously someone else would've faced Seth at that point. I just don't care who, I wasn't talking about that.

>>804162
Rusev and Del Rio have their own angles against Ryback and Swagger, though.
So I don't think it's gonna be "IT'S MY LIFE'S PURPOSE TO TAKE YOU DOWN, VILLAINOUS GROUP". It'll just be "interfering Heel buddies for a bit".
>tfw Barrett doesn't have his own angle

>>804168
>So I don't think it's gonna be "IT'S MY LIFE'S PURPOSE TO TAKE YOU DOWN, VILLAINOUS GROUP".
But it will, because remember.
>You Need to Make Roman Look Strong

Has Roman even had a single Clean loss since the Shield broke up?

>>804186
and I mean in Singles matches
Not counting Tags ESPECIALLY ones where someone else eats the pin/submission

>>804186
WM31?

>>804193
>Being hit with as Many F5s as fucking Taker.
>95% Fresh Wrestler comes in after he and his opponent are down
>Clean.

>>804186
>>804191
Nope.
The absolute closest he has come is his match against Bray at whatever B-PPV it was where Harper came back as a member of the family.

>>804054
Who fucking knows. Nattie is pretty much the only woman with a consistent heel/face thing. Everyone else just flip flops constantly. Paige is probably the closest to a real heel in the division.

Charlotte will be back to wooing and smiling next week.

>>804055
>Natalya will never EVER get the success she deserves
Feels kinda bad, man.

>>804198
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Which is why it's bad because even Cena has lost clean in Singles matches, PLENTY of times. Hell he's Mr. 'Never Give Up' AND HAS TAPPED OUT BEFORE.
Roman on the other hand hasn't gotten a single loss with zero shenanigans.
If Roman is actually more protected than John Cena we may have the darkest age in WWE history.

>>804200
she comes off as a corny mom, you can't push that. it also seems like she gets walked all over by nikki and paige backstage too despite being friends with them

>>804147
>Edge and Christian

Edge is 6'4 dude. I agree though, I'll take smaller dudes with charisma over people like ramen anyday

>>804147

Sod off Bret

>>804205

Cena tapped out before he was even
Mr. "Never Give Up" you stinking neckbeard smark.

>>804210
Height =/= Muscular
>>804211
Can you turn off the smark for one minute and realize that WWE's current line of thinking is what has them in the mess of '11 Man tag match where more than half the wrestlers are also pulling Double Duty?'

>>804212
And you have a loose definition of the term 'NEVER'

>>804197
That is the closest to clean I can think of man. Cena has only lost clean like 14 times or something in his career

>>804212
Too bad they never bring up that past. Take a look at his debut, always shows him being dominant but never actually losing the match.

That's exactly what were going to get with Roman.

>>804207
I don't get that vibe from her at all. She'd have more credibility if they hadn't given her that fucking fart gimmick. What on earth were they thinking with that?

>>804217
That's still more times than Roman has in his Singles career.

>>804218

That's cause Cena debuted during an era when the main event scene was stacked, not the drought that is now. And really? You're ass mad cause Reigns has never tapped out?

>>804162
>>804168
>Rusev and Del Rio have their own angles against Ryback and Swagger, though.

So? Just means Ryback and Swagger get to be Roman's sidekicks.

Anyway the Nexus theme is just too good not to reuse.

>>804213
>11 Man tag match where more than half the wrestlers are also pulling Double Duty?'

Like all those guys hadn't exactly wrestled full matches, though.
They were shitty angles more than matches. Angle-furthering five minute nothing-matches and a match they wrestle with 10 other guys is hardly full-blown double duty.
Also,
>more than half
>Usos
>Roman
>Sheamus
>Rusev

>5 out of 11
>more than half

>>804220
>vince wanted an incest storyline with steph
Don't even try to find reason when it comes to Vince's mind.

RATINGS WHEN?!

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>go on /wooo/
>entire thread of WWE marks claiming the product right now is better than WCW 2000

>>804229
I'm mad that he'll be protected at all costs and damn whoever gets hurt by it in the process.

>>804197

So you're saying Roman should take less F5's to lose than a 50 year old man?

>>804235
Should be up in a few hours

>>804239

Who has been hurt by him not losing by submission? No one even does submissions anymore.

>According to Pwinsider.com, WWE sent out an email blast to its WWE Fan Council yesterday, asking them to take a survey concerning the state of Raw. The email asked when a viewer actually watches the show, when they change the channel and other questions. The company was curious if the respondent would change the channel during talking segments, backstage bits, recaps, ect. Raw has lost approximately 25% of it’s viewership since July.

They're getting nervous.

>>804242
I'm not talking about just submissions but the Cena treatment.

Although I would like to see a peep or two use a submission finisher besides Rusev.

>>804240
A 50 Year Old Legend who has worked in this Business since Roman was in Elementary School.

>>804247
LOW
RATE
INGS

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>>804247
>-25% in 5 months

>>804247
>The email asked when a viewer actually watches the show, when they change the channel and other questions.

>yfw less Divas segments in the coming weeks

>>804268
>yfw more because of the sjw fans and muh revolution

>>804269
SJWs are never fans.
They never like anything they censor. They're just white trash women with maybe some money and way too much free time that want to bring a meaning to their mundane lives, so they stir up drama to censor anything.

>>804269
This! How much you wanna bet reddit is sharing the fuck outta the form and telling WWE that they enjoy the divas segments the most. Holy fuck i hate sjws.

>>804269
>>804271

This tbqh
It SEEMS like the majority of fans are behind the revolution because outlets for the WWE who write and cover it such as whatculture and all that bullshit have to be PC and praise anything involving vaginas
I'd bet any money the average fan gives anti-fucks about Divas. I mean shit, just listen to the raucous reactions they get from even the markiest crowds. Nobody gives a fuck.

>>804273
calm down nigger, regardless of supposed sjw involvement or not, the buck starts and ends with Vince

>>804274
Actually whatculture (or least Adam) dislikes the DR saying the same thing a lot of people are saying 'It's just a sending out women because some people asked for women.'

>>803716
W I F E
I I
F F
E E

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SIERRA
HOTEL
ECHO
BRAVO
DELTA

>>804274
False. Mike Sempervive said on the board that Paige and Nikki do above average in minute by minute ratings and that divas can be safely be slotted almost anywhere without a loss in viewers.

>>804323
They broke up way too soon.

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>>804335
Sometimes it's better to be too soon than too late.

>>804329
Oh I'd like to slot Paige and Nikki alright

so is uso legit injured kek

>>804335
Actually they broke up at like the perfect time.
They came in, had their strong Heel run, transitioned naturally and effortlessly into Faces, hit their highest peaks, stuck around for a while to capitalize and were wrenched away from fans for maximum impact.
The botch was the follow-up pushes.
Roman was always gonna be exposed because he wasn't ready for that push but was clearly groomed as the star. He was either gonna just fall into the midcard or falter at the top-card.
Dean was the most ready-made top guy of the three yet he's the one that wasted away.
Seth's fine but he needs work on his talking. It really came along during his Championship run but he was still far too forced and isn't a particularly interesting speaker. He should've been the plucky upper-midcard face of the trio.

Ratings when?

>>804341
is it the same as last time or the other one?

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why are they doing this to roman

>i want you to smile damnit

>>804348
Doesn't matter. It'll take them both out of action anyway. When I say US, YOU SAY OW

I think the show is a touch too long. Wwe has always had a problem with way to much chat and poor matches. Why are they not utilizing people properly like Naomi like Alicia Fox like Dolph Ziegler like Taming like Cesare like Kevin Owens I mean they are choc full of talent but instead there wasting times shoving Roman to be the next big thing and formulating stables (Lon) out of nothing. I just wish they would spend more time really making story lines worth watching and improving there midcard.

>>804351
He looks kinda downsy.
He looks like Finn when he smiles like this. A moderately more handsome Finn.

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>>804351
>roman smiling

Why Vince, why?

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>>804360
yep he looks cool as fuck when he doesnt smile

looks like a complete goof jabroni when he does, especially when its fake

fucking vince

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anyone got that new day fusion in webm?