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/wwe/ general #1660: Thanksgiving edition

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What are you thankful for /wwe/?
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thankful that gay ass mandrama is now on /asp/
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Cesaro doesn't deserve anything more than the US/IC title.
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>>796401
This.

I will never understand why people fawn over him the way they do.

Sure he's a phenomenal wrestler. But the guy has 0 charisma and can't cut a promo. His popularity is only with internet fans.

At least Punk and Bryan could hold an audience.
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>Tyler Breeze vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Dean Ambrose: Winner to become top contender to WWE Intercontinental championship.

>WWE United States champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger.

>WWE Tag Team champions The New Day vs. The Lucha Dragons.

>Paige vs. Becky Lynch.

>The Wyatt Family vs. The Dudley Boyz.

>Also appearing are WWE World Heavyweight champion Sheamus, WWE Intercontinental champion Kevin Owens, Roman Reigns, The Usos, The Ascension, Adam Rose and more.
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>>796405
> 0 charisma
When will this meme end. The fact that there are people that like him and want him to succeed proves your meme wrong straightaway
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>>796407
smarks aren't people
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>>796405
>At least Punk and Bryan could hold an audience.
Cesaro hasn't?
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>>796411
Post a video of Cesaro holding an entire crowd like they did.

I'll wait.
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>>796408
Normies and kids love him too, not just leddit
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>>796387

Brad Maddox getting future endeavored.

No way his career would have gone further than after he was told to dress up as a turkey then get tombstoned by the undertaker.
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Beckys arms
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>>796420
Yeah but he was still on that sweet wwe payroll.
It sucks he lost his job right before Thanksgiving.
Dude must be salty as fuck right now.
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>>796417
[citation needed]
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>>796429

They were just looking for any reason to fire him tbqh.
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>>796387
>What are you thankful for /wwe/?

Weekly Reminder:

List of English-Texan WWE Wrestlers:

1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
2. The Undertaker (Mark William Calaway)
3. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels (Michael Shawn Hickenbottom)
4. John Bradshaw Layfield (John Charles Layfield)
5. Jake "The Snake" Roberts (Aurelian Smith, Jr.)
6. Stan Hansen (John Stanley Hansen II)
7. Von Erich Family (born Adkisson)
8. Dusty Rhodes (Virgil Riley Runnels, Jr.)
9. Goldust (Dustin Patrick Runnels)
10. Blackjack Mulligan (Robert Jack Windham)
11. Paul London (Paul Michael London)
12. The Angel of Death (David Sheldon)
13. Barry Windham (Barry Clinton Windham)
14. Dick Murdoch (Hoyt Richard "Dick" Murdoch)
15. Barry Orton (Randal Barry Orton)

Other nations/states are you even trying?
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>>796452
>english-texan
Bretcunt please go
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>>796453
>doesn't know this gimmick
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>tfw wrestlers dont stand up to vince anymore and that actually got people over
Why is the roster so spineless now?
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Reminder that the business will never see a draw like Triple H again
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>>796459
millennials lol
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Guys, it's the time again.
Should WWE hire back Russo aka the guy that brought them their highest ratings ever?
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>>796470
Yes.
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https://youtu.be/w6ZdbJhhpqg
is this that drifter guy from Takeover Brooklyn?
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>>796476
Yeah it is. He's pretty awful in the ring.
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>>796470
They should have brought him back at least 2 years ago
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>Dolph Zigger vs Tyler Breeze

Just a regular reminder that this is what WWE has come to.
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>>796486
Just a regular reminder that this is what Ziggler has subjected himself to.
Guy complains all the time about his spot, but he has no one to blame but himself.
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>>796460

What are you talking about? He's going to be at WM32 burying Roman Reigns.
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>>796490
>>796486

He's a midcarder. Breeze is a new midcarder.
Nothing wrong with Ziggler jobbing. He should be.
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>>796492

Yeah but I wouldn't be surprised if smarks are praising the match as like the greatest match of all time.
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>>796501
You do know it happened already, right?
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>>796502

Every time it happens.
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>>796486

I am Thankful that Ziggler is still wrestling and that Tyler Breeze is on the main roster.

Sucks about Maddox, especially the timing. Shiiiit, McMahon is savage af
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I'm thankful no ISIS debut
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When will NXT gimmicks stop being brought up to the main roster? Most of them will never work without having faggots like Full Sail around.
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After seeing Sandow on UUDD, I'd bury the fuck out of him too
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>>796512
Yeah he's absolutely obnoxious, no doubt he rubbed someone higher up the wrong way.
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>>796486
I still believe they would've been a GOAT heel tag team with Summer as their manager
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>>796515
Something like Riley probably happened where they played a joke on him and he flipped out.
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>>796517
Maybe, or he made a joke that someone higher up on the card didn't care for.
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>>796509
they don't work on the main roster because the bookings bad, if NXT toured and recorded in different venues they would still be over.
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>>796518
Possible. I'm sure Woods actively avoids talking to him backstage after seeing how he came off in the videos.
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>>796521
Woods probably loves his sense of humor.
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>>796405
He's literally Benoit tier. If Benoit held the big one then Cesaro should too. Especially considering he's a top 2 over guy in the company

Also the usos are finally back and they don't put them in a Program with the dudleyz. Instead they put the dudleyz with the fucking wyatts. What the fuck is wrong with this company this is seriously just a fucking troll ruse cruise by Vincent at this point
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>>796387

>Get tombstoned while in a turkey costume
>Get fired week of thanskgiving

Poetry. But seriously, I liked Brad Maddox in the little I saw of him until Beeg KO'D him.
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Real talk, has Dean Ambrose won a feud since the Shield broke up? Roman beating Bray for him doesn't count
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>>796516

>Hollywood blondes
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>>796434
Go to any house show
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>>796528

Yeah he beat up Luke Harper cause he put him through a ladder at wrestlemania.
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>>796453
Newfriend detected

>>796452
Based English-Texans
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>>796523
> the dudleyz
Edgy as farck lad
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>>796528
>Vs. Seth
Halted by Brayylmao's resurgence

>Vs. Bray
Bray won so he would look strong on his path to The Undertaker

>Vs. Like 6 guys (IC Title)
Can you even call this a feud, he didn't win the Title obviously

>Vs. Luke Harper
Well it was one PPV match with completely wasted potential but he won

>Vs. Seth again
Well he was Champ for a good minute or so

>Vs. Wyatts again
Just used as a vehicle to get Roman over

And now he's on a collision course with KO
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>>796536
>Bray won so he would look strong on his path to The Undertaker

I will never get this logic.
>WE NEED HIM TO LOOK STRONG SO HE CAN LOSE

Why? All you're doing i wasting the feud before-hand. Against Taker of all people, too?
A win against Ambrose isn't gonna make him any more believably against Taker and it's not gonna make Taker look any better for beating him.
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>>796407
People liked Lance Storm and wanted him to succeed.
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>>796585
Shut up Lance.
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>>796408
Smark has no meaning on this board, it's usually just 'fan who disagrees with me'
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>>796585
At least Lance had a good catchphrase and was decent on the mic
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Post fedora wrestling opinions

>The Miz is a good heel
>HHH was an integral part of the attitude era
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>>796624
You're the fedora here you faggot.
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>>796624
>getting worked by the miz
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>>796624
>leader and front man of d-x
>not an important part of the ae
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>>796624

>Dean Ambrose is a main event talent
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>>796628
kek i just re-read the post and realised he was mocking those opinions
>>796624
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>>796627

> what is X-pac heat

18+
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>>796633
>x-pac heat meme
>incorrect use of 18+ meme
kill yourself
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>>796634
> x pac heat
> meme

18+ kiddo
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>>796636
>le any wrestler I don't like gets x pac heat meem
>still using 18+ incorrectly
kill yourself
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>>796630
but he is in the outlaws, especially CZW
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>>796618
in a robotic kind of way yea.
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>>796638

> it's the autistic reply guy
> inb4 reply because you have autism
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ryback wwe champion
ryback ic champion
ryback us champion
ryback tag team champion
kevin obese owens diva champion
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>>796624

>Roman Reigns should not be WWE champion
>Any NXT wrestler other than Balor/Jordan/Gable will have any success at all
>Kevin "fat fuck" Owens is good
>Corey Graves and Bryron Saxton are bad on commentary
>JBL is bad on commentary
>Any diva is good
>Cesaro should win the rumble
>Not liking Cena
>Any outlel faggot should be signed
>Deanetty should win anything
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>>796652
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>>796618
what was his catchphrase?
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>>796648
Ryback on Superstars when?
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>>796655
Kek
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What's going to happen on smackdown then
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>>796655

>any of that post
>bait

Obesity detected
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>>796652
>>Any NXT wrestler other than Balor/Jordan/Gable will have any success at all

JJ will but the others are in the air.
Balor is over as a meme and is legit one of the worst speakers in the fed. Jimmies will lose interest in his face-paint unless he can keep them engaged between his PPV appearances.
Gable is just small.
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>>796674
Found the anti-smark.
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>>796677

JJ will for sure
Gable at least in a tag with JJ and possible a good singles run
Balor will win the title at least once, may flop afterwards


Other than that the nxt wrestlers are shit
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>>796677
>>796681
>forgetting the most ready out of all NXT.
plebs.
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>>796683
I'd say Cass has potential but he has a weird body.
Vince's fetish isn't with mastodon's it's with bodybuilder physiques and he's literally a seven foot skinnyfat.
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>>796688
Enzo has a chance if he makes the crowd spell sawft as his finisher. Crowds love to do kindergarten things like spell small words, count, and chant yes and no. Scotty 2 Hotty, Cesaro, and Daniel Bryan got over like this
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>TFW no Batista or sting to save the wwe this year

Kekis maximus
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>>796688
hes getting there hes not shredded like seth or based luke but hes gaining some muscle.
>>796691
enzo is too small and he isnt that great in the ring to over come that, but he has good charisma and isnt afraid of the mic, he would be a great manager for big cass
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>>796523
Except Cesaro is a fucking dork. Benoit, despite his size, was a bad motherfucker.
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>>796661
If i could be serious for a moment
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>>796453
Newfriend pls lurk moar
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>>796459
>tfw wrestlers dont stand up to vince anymore and that actually got people over
New Day ring a bell?
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Happy Thanksgiving from Texas /wwe/
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im officially sick of this theme
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>>796459
Friendly reminder Vince McMahon stood on Curtis Axel's feet backstage as a test and Axel never got in his grill about it.
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>>796702
I miss her
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>>796387
I I I um uh ah th thank full for um yy you know
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>can't read a page in less than 5 minutes
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Dunn really does good camera work. You can't even tell the entire right side of the arena is empty.
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HOLY FUCK THIS IS BAD
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>>796459
They are all a bunch of millennials faggots that have no charisma and have no balls because they spend all their time playing video games and watching animes instead of being real men and banging hos and doing coke
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Havent seen smackdown in a while.
The heavy editing makes me nauseous.
Im going to have to turn this shit off.
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streams where
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is this for real
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Who /notwatchingsmackdown/ here?
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>>796726
Everyone apparently.

I usually work during it. Fuck this is depressing no one is even talking about it
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>The Announce Table is talking more about the god awful Feud/SS Match between the Wyatts and the BoD than the actual fucking match
Fuck this Company
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>>796727
I don't remember the crowd audio been this obvious. Literally jumped the shark that jumped the shark
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>>796726
I'm canadian and only watch after Smackdown because here there is a show where a hot chick talks to these neckbeards and former ref Jimmy Korderas about wrestling. I jerk off to the hot chick
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>>796701

What did they say to Vince? Please let us be unicorns?
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>>796733
Nah, X worked with Vince to come up with gimmicks. After long, Vince came up with the preacher thing. The 3 knew it won't get over as face so they made it as awful as possible, and now we have THE NEW DAY
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>Haitch thought Kurt Angle didn't have the look to be a WWE Champ
>one of Haitch's "boys" now is Kevin Owens
Someone explain
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>>796734

Accepting a shit gimmick i standing up to Vince? I love the new day but you're talking shit. If anything you could say they asked for time to be allowed to try new shit within the gimmick and asked for mic time but that's not standing up to him

>>796736

The greater likelihood is at the time the champion drew the most attention therefore sold the most merch and got they paid more. I would assume there is a talent budget in the annual budgets and Haitch probably just wanted to be paid more that Kurt and used that excuse. He couldn't say anything about Rock or Austin since they are 2 of the most over stars of all time, Couldn't say shit about Taker or Kane since they are too respected in the back and Foley wasn't wrestling so the only other big taker out of the budget and only other person to put the title on would be Kurt.
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what the fuck is this sloppy as work holy shit
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>>796741
They gave all their ideas, but Vince had to have the final say. IIRC X said that if it doesn't go over, Vince should let them tweak it. And they did
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>The biggest swerve since Wrestlemania
>Is An Uso dressed as a Turkey.
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>>796728
>hasnt seen based joey styles parting rant
It's been that way for years you pleb
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O1MJBO6k3a0
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>>796751
>not vince injecting db with aids to kill him
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>>796387
I am still employed
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>>796753
Bryan 2.0 is going to be great, heard he's going to be much better on promos.
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>>796585

>Lance Storm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWMD4rKtwG4

This video is how I literally feel about every single wrestler on the roster.
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>>796769
I hated it when Storm switched to panties. He looked best in pants
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Did I miss del Rio?
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They did my boy Xavier bad.
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>>796783
It's Thursday
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>>796783
>friday
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>>796783

Isn't that what you're doing?
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>>796791
He's shitposting on a /wwe/ thread, that's for certain.

AND WE TAKE MARKS IN ON THE DAILY

WELCOME BROTHER
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>"What? Do you want a Dean Ambrose hoodie, Dolph? Is that what you want? Pay attention to the match...DOLF."

BASED FATASS
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>>796803

>Le trying too hard fat man
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>>796808
He won't have the belt for long anyway.
WWE World Heavyweight Champion:
>Roman Reigns
IC Title:
>Ambrose
US Champ:
>Seth

WWE will constantly have three way title matches with them and the belts will stay in their circle. No one is as strong as members of the S.H.I.E.L.D.
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>>796813
>Thinking John Cena isn't going to have a Belt when he gets back
Literally first thing he does is going to CENAWINS and the either the US title or WWE title.
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>>796821
It'll be the IC title
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>>796822
>Giving John Cena the IC title
Next you'll tell me we should give Usain Bolt a Special Olympics medal in running.
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>>796824
It's the only belt he's never had. Are you really going to give Daniel Bryan and the Miz every belt but not Cena?
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>>796821

>Implying Cena isn't winning all the belts when he comes back
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>>796825
Wait when did Dbry win the US Title?
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>>796829
http://www.wwe.com/videos/daniel-bryan-captures-the-united-states-championship-from-the-miz-25026558
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>>796829

It was the 1st belt he won
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>>796829
18+
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>>796839
>he watched wwe from 06-10
>he kept watching after benoits brain exploded
>he didnt come back because of punks hype
Please have sex, /asp/ie wootist reddit neckbeard.
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I'm thankful you fucking autists are off /sp/
B T F O
T
F
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>no lesnar in TV every week even though he's on contract

His hard did Brock kek the wwe in his contract? He's probably untouchable and still gets paid the full millions

Kek
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>>796708
Holy fuck kek. Sauce?
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Post yfw you realise Vickie "Excuse Me" Guerrero was the best heel in the company of the past 5 years.
>got heat with TWO (2) fucking words
Fuck this roster and it's lack of charismatic wrestlers. This is all thanks to muh technical wrestling faggots t b h
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>>796887
Flippy shit will never be a draw. Too bad smarks are so delusional that they actually think guys like Neville, Cesaro, Apollo Crews etc. Have a chance in the main event.
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>>796892
>Flippy shit will never be a draw.
Explain Jeff Hardy,
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>>796895
Literally who?
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>>796895
He was not a draw
Eddie was not a draw

Being over isnt the same as being a draw
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>>796895
Literally one of the lowest drawing champions outside of the new generation era
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>>796829
He got it from Miz in his first WWE feud m8
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>>796892
> Cesaro
> flippy

You don't even know what you're being impotently bitter towards

Also, in their prime years Mistico was outdrawing Cena.
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>>796887
> it's the wrestlers' fault they get scripted into being puppets of Vince's terrible writing

18+
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>>796898
>>796903
XDDDDD
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>>796897
a GOAT fuck nigga, you better recognize
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>>796930
>>796932
>he thinks Jeff Hardy was a draw
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>>796898
>eddie and hardy werent draws
No one other than Cena and The Rock were draws since 2005 though. They both sold merch though which is just as good.
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>>796930
18+
>>
2007 WWE was the GOAT year. Right before everything went HD, PG, boring and complete shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OK_67b0BfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBQ5LyDdYvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN0BVAPyyyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Bt5dKb6Ms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZBdxIArFAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcuYU0uPScU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pza3qhG7p4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk-_cRAc1ok
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>>796947
this is a joke, right?
>>
Where my Naibros at?
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Why the fuck did HBK not get one single title run for 7 years? He really is so GOAT he could have feuds with anyone and lose with his reputation and power level intact.
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>>796987
>2 khali matches
>a basketball game
>midgets
It's either Vince himself or he's trolling. 2004 was GOAT though.
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>>796624
>Ryback can't sell
>big show has acting chops
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>>796947
>MVP vs Matt Hardy Basketball

Top fucking kek
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>>796947
That MVP and Matt rivalry/tag-team was fucking amazing tbqh
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>>796934
Well he did keep TNA afloat for four years
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>>796992
>>796987
2007 was great, not the best but easily that last good year for wwmeme
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>>796947
watching that MVP basketball clip I just realized, why don't heels where headsets more often. I feel like it just makes them so much easier to boo if they don't have a microphone. It should be someone's gimmick.
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eva maries theme is fucking terrible what the fuck

please fire CFO
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Oh boy an Asuka match!

>It's just dumb blondes doing a sneak attack that has no real long term affects.

Oh... well I feel disappointed.
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>>796999
2009 SmackDown! was fucking awesome
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>>797002
It's obviously setting up for Emma vs. Asuka @ Takeover
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>>797005
so was 2011
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>>797005
Wasn't that when Edge had that feud with Taker and Cryme Tyme feuded with whoever the fuck the tag team champs were(Deuce & Domino?)
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>>797006
Yeah. But it's not a rivalry I'm looking forward to. I haven't really watched enough wrestling to know what Emma is like though.
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push bazed mike the miz and have maryse back on tv
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http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1126/604238/backstage-talk-on-wwe-pushing-roman-reigns-to-the-wwe-world/
Discuss
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>>797008
2011 Smackdown was pretty bad until Henry MERCed Orton
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>>797026
How is this news?
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>>797015
Emma is a great wrestler and has been killing it with her new heel character

Watch her NXT Women's Title matches against Paige
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>>797026
Nothing new here

They're basically trying to remake 2013 Bryan except they actually want to follow through
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>Orton, who is currently sidelined with a shoulder injury, will also have to have a neck surgery, which would be scheduled after his shoulder heals from that procedure. It’s said Orton’s neck isn’t believed to be as serious, and should be a routine procedure to clean out bone chips in his neck. There’s a small possibility he could have more damage that would require a fusion surgery, but it’s not expected to be the case.

>Randy Orton could be sidelined anywhere from three to six months after the scheduled neck surgery, which wouldn’t take place until doctors deem he recovered enough from his shoulder surgery.

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/646539-update-randy-orton-expected-to-miss-even-more-time-due-to-second-surgery
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>>797055
>A program with Ambrose after I come back?

>Man, my neck's really hurting...
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Happy Turkey Day you bitch ass niggas
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>>797055
Randy "Fragile" Orton

> they still won't let Bryan wrestle even though he's been cleared by TWO doctors
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>>797061

Bryan isn't on TV because he will steal all the thunder they have tried to build for Reigns. You're not retarded are you?
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Smarks always bitch about muh new stars muh new stars. They have slow cooked Reigns for 2 years to build him to where he's at. They were gonna let Rollins keep the title until he suicided his leg. Dean Ambrose is the 2nd biggest face. Bray Wyatt is the 2nd biggest heel. KO is doing well. They are pushing plenty of new stars.

Sami Zayn and Neville fans are gay as shit.
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>>797062
I'm mostly being facetious

I know why they REALLY won't clear him
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>>797066
> Reigns
> slowcooked

Also

> Reigns
> star

Bray is the 2nd biggest heel which doesn't say much considering he's been job fodder for all of the top faces
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>>797055
orton is fine, he just has no interest in wrestling right now.
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Who would have garnered more ratings than Seth for all those months as the champ? (Apart from Brock because he's barely there)
His title run wasn't great but he was the better choice
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wwe
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>>797073
The ratings are consistently bad 'cause the show is bad

Anybody who can draw any interest in WWE gets plagued by company bullshit until they're yet another cooled-off non-star
>>
The ratings are bad because it's football season, John Cena isn't advertised, Undertaker is nothing more than an entrance, Triple H annoys people... nobody cares. WWE has made damn sure of that.
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>>797089

>we've got the baddest man on the planet
>he can dominate anyone
>he loses the title
>doesn't care
>lets get in a feud with a 60 year old you already beat and should have put into retirement.
>genius

Give Brock the title. Have him dominate everybody. Bray Wyatt comes a long. Bray wyatt finds ways to beat the unstoppable guy. Outside interference. Ref bump. Steel chair. What ever.

Bray wyatt and Paul Heyman should be the main event feud talkers. If none of you see this, you love the taste of wieners.
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>>797090
>Bray Wyatt comes a long. Bray wyatt finds ways to beat the unstoppable guy.
brayyyy lmao beating anyone not named dean janetty lel unstoppable guy TOP LEL damn that was a good laugh bro.
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>>797093

Whatever. Jerk off and pretend Bray Wyatt isn't good. He has a posse. That's good enough to beat anybody, even brock. He's great on the mic. elevate that nigger.

>but he lost to taker with help
Doesn't matter. It's wrestling and it's fake.
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WWE won't be good again until the lazy millennials fuck off and are replaced with the next generation of wrestlers who are actually entertaining.
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Post best Seth attire
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>>797102
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>>797105
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>I watch wrestling for the matches
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in ring skills>promo skills>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>look
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>>797110
>he thinks in ring skills matter
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>>797111
a wrestling show is 80% wrestling, 15% promos and 5% pictures of the wrestlers.

so if a casual viewer turns on wrestling, he has 80% chance to see someone wrestle.
if that someone can impress the casual watcher that way, its money.

15% chance for that watcher to see a promo.
and if the promo is good, money.

5% chance he sees a picture of a guy.

so looks dont matter.
>>
>>797113

you have an 80% chance of being a fag and a 20% chance of loving the dick
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>>797114
your math fucked son.
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>>797110
Promo skills>Look>in ring skills

Cesaro has them in reverse coincidentally
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>>796523
Benoit's mic skills, while not great, were leagues above Cesaro.
>>
>sheamus trying to be funny
This feud is going to be painful. Thank god it's only 2 weeks until TLC.
>>
>>797121
He had a much better signature taunt than that yurop shoulder jive aswell
Seriously that shit makes me cringe every time
>>
>>797120
promo skills dont matter if you got a mouthpiece.
>>
>>797122
it's a pity because he's actually hilarious in real life, they just need to give him more freedom like they did with the Rock/Austin for more hilarity.
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>>797125
Only a few wrestlers get away with that these days it's not like before. The wrestler has to have have the GOAT look/charisma/in ring skills to let someone else do the talking like Lesnar or Punk.
Cesaro had Colter forever and it made almost no difference to how the fans reacted to him. He's higher on the card now without him even.
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>>797128
as you said, things are changing.

look matters less and less.
>>
Does Lana deserve all the bullying she gets?

The entire roster is picking on her for breaking kayfabe? Total Divas or the charity events Stephanie posts pics of in which you see heels and faces onscreen together breaks kayfabe.

>inb4 its okay because WWE does it

I guess, but either way won't it have the same impact on the viewer? Its not like they try to maintain kayfabe anyway.
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>>797149
It's probably more to do with how hot she is and how over she got, when most of the other divas get no reaction. Women get jealous really fucking easily, broheme.
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>>797159
i like when paige got BTFO by lana.
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>>797149
there wouldnt have been a problem if wwe didnt acknowledge it.
the amount of fans who give a shit about that is tiny.
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>>797161
I don't think Lana BTFO anyone there to be honest family. That was a little embarrassing.
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>>797128
This is some impressive revisionist history

Cesaro was getting hotter-and-hotter every week with Zeb by his side

He's "higher on the card now" because he spent the year after The Real Americans eating loads of shit
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>>797149
>doesnt want to wrestle
>goes out of her way to ruin the story line to make sure she doesnt have to wrestle
>refuses to go train at the performance center
>sells her engagement pics to TMZ and fucks up rusevs push.
No she only has herself to blame.
>>
>>797161
> get rekt so hard you delete Tweets and then try to pretend you were working an angle

I don't think it was Paige who got "BTFO" there
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>What's that, champ? You want to know who my favourite wrestler is? That'd be 'Jon Moxley', bud. Though an inferior mind such as yourself would probably only know him as 'Dean Ambrose'.
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>>797185
what the fuck is that jacket?
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>>797201
>2011 + 5
>Not knowing of Ryan Gosling's jacket from Drive

Missing out on all the free pussy m8
>>
>>797206
heard that movie was more mandrama than mandrama.
>>
Who still awake here?

I just started NJPW's World Tag League 2015 - Day 5 and I need anons to chat with.
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>new day dressed as a goo gobbler
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>>797161
Pretty sure Lana got BTFO here.
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>>797111
>I watch wrestling for the mandrama stories
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I'm thankful that Vince has successfully shrunk the wrestling TV market by over 70% since he was able to put the WCW out of business.

Thank you based Vince.
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http://www.wwe.com/inside/polls/wwe-superstars-thanksgiving-dinner

>Team Bella
>>
>>797228
TUR-KEY TAINT
TUR-KEY TAINT
>>
>>797248
>all of the factions in WWE are heels
They're so retarded.
>>
>>797248
that tongue at the end
>>
>Today I'm participating Buy Nothing Day, an international protest against consumerism. And more than just this one day, my goal is to buy much less and to give/experience much more this holiday season. One of the most radical things we can do in today's society is to buy nothing.

Daniel Bryan is a fucking loser.
>>
>>797379
I saw that this morning. I like Daniel Bryan the wrestler but Daniel Bryan the person seems like a total fucking retard who thinks the world runs on unicorns and rainbows.
>>
>>797380

He is like CM Punk. They are both great wrestling personalities but complete asshats outside of the ring (for different reasons).
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>>797380
> i like Daniel Bryan the wrestler, not Daniel Bryan the person
>>
The general is so fucking dead holy shit ROFL
>>
>>797379
Kek
>>
Why do you guys create entire threads that will only get 1 or 2 replies instead of just discussing it in the general that used to be active 24/7?

Yall are turning this board into /woo/ and the reason i liked the general is because i hate places like /woo/ or reddit.
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>>797379
This is why Vince hates him. He is a god damn hippie
>>
>>797435
Because this is a wrestling board, not a general board
>>
>>797437

It's really not though dude. They really just moved our general here. Stop creating new threads that don't need entire threads. It's why the mods here are such faggots and why we can't create new generals after this one reaches the bump limit. Do you not realize why you're a huge faggot?
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>>797441
>It's really not though dude
It really is though. This isn't /vg/, non general threads are allowed and will continue to be made
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>>797443

yeah, and it's why the general that was fun is pretty dead, and why this board fucking sucks. have fun being an unreasonable faggot.
>>
>>797446
Keep crying, baby
>>
>>797437
Its an alternative sports and wrestling board not just a wrestling board. Stop shitting up the board with your useless threads.
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>>797446
Generals are still fun faggot. There is only so much we can discuss when Raw is the only show that matters and WWE is at its low.
>>
>>797448

not crying just pointing out the obvious. look at the catalog and point at one wrestling thread that is actually worth a shit and couldn't have been discussed in the general in a few posts.
>>
Vote in this please
http://strawpoll.me/6115032
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Will WWE ever bring back Hogan.
I think they will.
I mean they brought back guys like Warrior, Bruno, Bret etc.
Theres no doubt they'll one day make amends.
>>
>>797482
Ho Kogan is done m8
>>
>>797482
Triple H mentioned trying to bring him back. I'm more concerned about Punk, he seems different from the others who quit.
>>
>>797437
Kek fuck off to cripplechan then.

>posting threads in a board where there are literally 100 people or less browsing it

Fucking idiot
>>
>>797486
Punk will come back in 5-10 years when his UFC career fails and he needs money.
>>
>>797495
Doesn't he work with Marvel
>>
>>797503
I doubt he'll make much writing comic books senpai.
>>
So call me a mark or whatever but out of curiosity, was the whole Eddie Guerrero having a heart attack in that smackdown match with dudleyz/bradshaw a work? I kinda stopped watching around that time and never bothered to see the followup
>>
>>797121
What a contrarian snowflake you are.
>>
>>797557
2 buzzwords in one line. Fuck off back to steve's thread pronto
>>
>>797558
>b-buzzwords

>>>/reddit/
>>
>>797563
> 2 words
> 2 buzzwords

>>>/2oldWeirdosthread/ now
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>>797568
>crying

>>>/sp/
>>
>>797094
I'd love to see bray get pushed. The man even makes Reigns matches good.
>>
>>797127
Yeah you can FEEL the spirit in the guy but he never seems to actually do anything good. But I've honestly enjoyed Sheamus mostly since he got the title.
>>
>>797569
> i have nothing to say because i have run out of buzzwords so i am just going to greentext a random word to imply the other guy is mad: The Post
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>>797161
They both look like total bitches. But 'stop trying to get a storyline' is just too effective a shutdown.

I do want them to stop breaking kayfabe though.

>kayfabe is dead

I've heard, and kinda disagree, but I'd still rather they pretend they take it seriously.
>>
>>797207
Nah it was just an autistic guy protecting a woman from an angry mob jew. Decent move 7/10.
>>
>>797379
>>797436
Remember when he told fans to make their own shirts?
>>
>>797623
back2spee
>>
>>797504
Plenty of people make a living off of it.
>>
>>797554
Some say it was totally a work, some say he fainted from bloodloss and they sold it as a heart attack.

I did just google it though so your guess is basically as good as mine.
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Apparently this will have that long lost Seth & Punk vs Kings of Wrestling dark match
>>
>>797379
Does it make a difference if he buys nothing? He makes fucking millions
>>
>>797671
Never noticed Sasha's manly hands.
>>
>>797681
All niggress' have manhands
>>
>>796516
I still have hope that this is where it's going. Tyler is beating down on, I don't know, ryback. Ziegler comes to make the save, and Tyler screams at him that he is wasting his good looks. Dolph then turns on Ryback and they beat him down together
>>
>>797379

This is why Vince doesn't want him to come back.
>>
>>797379
Easy for him to say, he has enough money to buy almost anything he wants at double the full price if he wants to.
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>getting fired for calling a crowd pricks

How in the ever loving fuck do heels get over these days?
>>
>>797755
they were just looking for an excuse like when vince fired jr
>>
>>797755
>implying he had any value anyway

If he did he wouldn't have been fired for that trivial shit. He'd have just got a slap on the wrist.
They just used it as a quick excuse to drop some of the deadest weight in the company.
>>
observer is $4 today you have literally no excuse
>>
>>797764
My excuse is that I have no interest in reading Observer.
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>WhatCulture
>>
WWE is fucking weird, man.

This girl on Breaking Ground got let go because she had a spinal disease, but earlier Paige mentioned in Austins interview that she had that same disease.
>>
>>797791
I'm pretty sure that was just for the cameras.
On the latest episode, they made it sound like Gable had a career-ending injury, when in reality he just tweaked his knee a bit in a match.
>>
>>797787
they have some good articles, I like reading the 'wtf moments from raw, smack down, nxt or TNA' articles, good source of entertainment every week.
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how many times are the flyers going to let pucks in once the other team pulls the goalie

ffs senfams
>>
>>797795
>they have some good articles,
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>>797798
you forgot your fedora senpai
>>
>>797799
>>they have some good articles,
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>>797801
you dropped another fedora? let me pick it up for you
>>
>>797802
>>>they have some good articles,
>>
>>797787
You mean Adam&Adam from WhatCulture.com?

Their videos are ok. Their 10 things WWE wants you to forget about ______ occasionally teach you some shit you didn't know.
>>
>>797803
>>797801
>>797798
>not accompanying your meme posting with animals with whimsical hats
newfag gtfo
>>
>>797814
please have sex
>>
>>797813
>>>>they have some good articles,
>>
>>797814
have sex please
>inb4 I fucked last night
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Is there somewhere you can talk about wrestling that ISN'T cancer?

This general is a fucking shithole.
>>
>>797823
have
>>
Lads how come we are bumping past 300? Did the fat fuck mod finally listen to us ?
>>
>>797833
sex
>>
>>797829
So all anti-smarks are in elementary school? That makes a lot of sense.
>>
>>797825
> posting anigay
You are the cancer
>>
>>797825
make a satellite thread with a specific question or something
>>
>>797839
Oh they're easy to identify. They're the mouth breathers who slog around repeating their little buzzwords

>outlaw wrestling
>flippy shit
>lol u must be a virgin XD

They're contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. As big a bunch of hipsters as they claim regular fans are.
>>
Anyone know of any sites to watch old raw/smackdown episodes?

watchwrestling.ch used to be unreal for this but none of the videos work anymore

thanks
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>tfw poland's autistic royal rumbles are more exciting than raw
>>
>>797857
>tfw based pyceb main evented raw
>>
>>797854
Xwt

Please download it all and upload it to mega
>>
>>797764

What does the observer give you that dirtsheets don't?
>>
>>797379
>this post
>those replies
Literal retards. Not really surprising considering the site I'm on though.
>>
>>797287
>face factions
There has been about 3 of these at most since they're most effective as heels, you dumb fuck.
>>
>>797863
He looked fucking awesome, too.
Dude bumps and sells like a champ and has some awesome offense to boot.
He also has ACTUAL personality and character which they are lacking.
>>
Cruiserweight division return, when?
>inb4 muh imaginary ceiling holding them back from bigger things
>>
>>797887
Cruiserweight was literally shit to fill the time while the main event guys were backstage and not in the ring. 18+
>>
>>797910
Which is needed very badly at this current time in WWE you shitposting retard. It also helps build up and make people relevant.
>>
>>797933
No you retard they need a main event not more filler shit
>>
>>797935
Right now they need literally everything to be better across the card because it fundamentally lacks in every single area in some form or another.
>>
>>797935
18+ you /asp/ie wootist, have sex.
>>
>>797910

cruiserweight was fucking amazing in WCW you sperglord. they desperately need to bring it back, especially considering lucha underground is a superior product in literally every way possible
>>
>>797973
Smackdown had a top tier cruiserweight division from around 02-04 aswell.
>tfw no matt hardy trying to lose weight to be able to compete for it
>>
>ban the curb stomp
>del rio fucking top rope jumps onto swaggies head and does multiple jumps onto the head

kek
>>
why are the crowds always excited during superstars and main event but fucking dead for the actual main show smackdown or raw
>>
We need flags back tbqhwy, seeing "you kids know this is fake right?" Without the colombian flag, the shitposting without the Aussie flag, the rares of phillimemia or Oman is making me quite sad lads...
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>>798063
it's called editing in crowd reactions, which they do on smackdown too.
>>798061
>curb stomp is banned
What?
>>
>>798075
muh flags bring nothing but cancerous shitposting, there's enough of that itt.
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>There's a feeling within WWE that some fans see Reigns as the corporate pick, so he gets booed by some of them at WWE TV tapings and pay-per-view events. The solution appears to be to keep having The Authority screw Reigns and keep him from the title, which they hope will cause the same fans to get behind Reigns and want him to win the title.
>>
>>798131
lmao what the fuck is this reasoning
>>
>>798141
Worked for Bryan right? lel
>>
>>798131
>Smarks don't like him because it's clear he's been handpicked...
>So we'll book things so it looks like he earned it to the marks!

WWE can't be that stupid
>>
>>798141
>get fans so sick of seeing Reigns constantly failing month after month that they will be willing to accept him as champion just to see something new

it's fucking genius!
>>
>>798143
They are, I like Reigns and even I will admit that he's clearly handpicked and this plan will never work, the only people who it will work for are casual not-really-smarks-but-kinda smarks.
Like maybe some mexicans or something.
>>
>>798081

>implying this is nothing but a huge shitpost
>>
>>798081
Found the 3rd worlder or aussie that could never be taken seriously
>>
Why is 2002 the GOAT year in WWE?
>>798169
Wrong
>>
>>798193

Coz Heyman/JR on commentary
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>People on facebook are getting assblasted for a 30 year promo Jim Cornette did on Kentucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLFxUKEgqNFZBLqkZgPldzs8yVyeE-EZ5Q&v=c8g64NNWv3g

>We will never have heels like this again
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guys how do I get a girl to look at me like this
>>
somebody make a new thread
>>
Too early for a new general or nah?
>>
>>798309
I'll test it out
>>
>>796990
ANSWER THIS

>>796401
This I like his wrestling style and move set, but his mic skills suck hard even if he does them in German. In fact, they are even worse in it. I understand that he tries to do a somewhat cocky and arrogant character and he covers this with his wrestling style but he can't cut a promo for good.
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