/wwe/ general #1658

I, as a person, feel much more safe in this thread

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>big shows fingers are the size of an average penis

How fun would it be to get fingered by him?

is Chuck Taylor the most legit Bro in the history of professional wrestling?

https://youtu.be/68KJ1VKd8g0 [Embed]

>>793173
cool, further proving this place is just as much of a circle jerk as what you claim us superior threadmakers to be

get rekt you little fucking bitches

>>793178
>being this mad

>>793181
>lolxD you mad

nice memes. 18+ amirite? :^)

seems like youre the ones that just got intellectually btfo.

Keep up with the /mu/ complexes. I jerk off to your pain you little fucking faggot c ucks

>>793178
>being this mad your thread got keked

>>793178
Please have sex

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What is the real reason you guys don't care about the diva's division

>>793211
>>793211
>>793211
Holy shit.
New low

>>793215
What can they do to get the ratings back?
Honestly, I dont think there's much they can do outside of a complete overhaul of the product, not even having legends like austin and taker on that one raw boosted ratings.

>that RAW
>all these crazy and fucking stupid promo's
loved it

Your life is in the gutter if you're going to keep watching the product after last night.

>>793213
their matches are boring and botchy

>>793213

Because they dont know how to manage them once they get to the main roster.

Also for some reason they decided to book Paige vs. Charlotte for 15 minutes, as if they think them having a second go will produce a better match.

>>793229
I liked the promos
they had a sense of comedy to them and were entertaining

>>793237

Cause you're a simple minded simpleton. There wasn't a single good segment last night. It was dogshit from start to finish.

>>793215
>>793218
That's viewership

Rating is 2.16

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Welp

What will Vince blame it on this time?

>>793241

It's about to get a lot lower cause I ain't watching till the rumble.

>>793240
Holy fucking shit.
That's horrible

>>793240
my post still stands.

>>793241
Handegg

I want to stop watching RAW weekly lads. Please let me know I'm not alone. Ever since wrestlemania, about 2 million people have stopped, I want to be part of that demographic.

I don't want to tune in for 3 hours *hoping* something will happen and then at the end of it all feel bad that I wasted all of my time.

>>793241
RECORD
LOW
RATINGS

>>793254
I haven't watched regularly in years. Feels pretty good t b h

I just cherrypick matches and PPVs and try to read recaps here and there so I generally know what's going on.

You guys aren't posting in the other thread because The Young Bucks are in the OP?

How can you hate the young bucks?

>>793262

You can pretty much just watch the top 3 PPVs and know what's going on.

Everything else is filler.

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>tfw based /wwe/ is top heel on /asp/

Keking those airsoft faggots while flooding this board

>Monday's episode of WWE RAW, with the fallout from Survivor Series and new WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus, drew 2.964 million viewers. This is down 10% from last week's 3.293 million viewers and a new non-holiday record low. It is also the first time that the show has done below 3 million viewers since the show permanently went to three hours in July of 2012.

>Last time ratings were this low your average /wwe/ poster was a product of their parent's semen
>People still think Vince isn't senile

>>793239
let me response with <insert euphoria.gif here>

>>793277

Nothing euphoric about what I said. The viewership numbers say it all. Literally every single segment sucked ass. You know your roster is shit when you have Goldust, Mark Henry and The Dudleyz as your back up crew when people get injured. Almost as comical as Heath Slater being told to go out there and waste as much time as possible with a guitar. You found that funny?

>>793274
>He's role playing as an invasion-angle "heel" on an anonymous image board
How pathetic can you get

>>793287
Still less pathetic than an attention-seeking trip pham

>>793293
No it isn't lmao

>>793275
>>793241
>Javesty

>>793287
>He's role playing as an army man in his backyard
Less than you

>>793213
Because womens wrestling is fucking BOOOOOOOOOOOORING

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>>793293
>>793300
>22:03
>23:02

>>>ROLE PLAYING ON AN ANIME IMAGE BOARD IN A MANDRAMA GENERAL

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>>793312
>Uses a trip on an anonymous message board
>A secure trip no less, can't have people stealing his identity on an anonymous image board
>Too much of a fag to go all the way and get a name to go along with it
>Doesn't even have unique opinions or OC to warrant a trip
You're pathetic bub, all your trip proves is how much time you spend on here shitposting about wrestling.

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Poll time:

http://strawpoll.me/6093686

Solomone Crowe/Sami Callihan released, thoughts?

>>793326
Barely a blip within the NXT crowd. ROH and PWG should get decent matches outta him now.

>>793226
asuka>sashas wrestling desu

only because shes much more experience.

Only two broads worth watching

>>793323
>Wyatt vs Undertaker
>Final fight comes down to a power of magic
>Undertaker and Wyatt shoot lightning, fire, and fuck with the lights
>Everything goes haywire
>Lights go off and complete silence for 30 seconds
>Relevant members of the locker room laying unconscious in the ring with a fuzzy memory
>PPV ends

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>>793321
>role playing as a heel on an anonymous image board

Just got to the arena and found out the seats my brother in law got us for smackdown and low center and facing camera. I missed out on definitely getting a pointless sign on camera all night long.

>>793266
>liking meme spot monkeys
listen here newfag, this is /wwe/, meaning WWE topics only. Outlaw wrestling and promotion can fuck off to their own thread.

>>793334
asuka isn't on the main roster

So gentlemen, how low will the ratings go after Reigns wins the Rumble?

>>793362
2:16 Reigns

>>793362
Lower than TNA's highest

>>793362
Ratings will go through the roof. People won't be happy that he won the Royal rumble but they'll tune in to make him look strong

>>793369
Was TNA ever a threat to WWE at one point?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeNBnC8nO1A
Throwback clip of the day

>>793380
Not even close. If memory serves they had one decently rated show, but only decent by their already low standards. I don't fully recall but it may have been hogans debut. It still wasn't a fraction of a low wwe rating.

>>793380
No.

>>793380
They were regarded a lot higher in 2006-2008, and 2012 than WWE by many fans.
Ratings wise? No, of course not.
I really hope they're able to get things running back to normal. This new network is probably their last chance.

>>793389
Enjoy your bans then. I'll be here ban-free for following the rules.

BRING
BACK
DANIEL
BRYAN

>>793403
>Liking vanilla midgets with fragile bodys.

>>793408
>hating ratings

Is wrestling just on the decline in popularity and there's nothing really anyone can do about it?
Y/N?

What can save it?

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>>793362
>>793367

Sky's the limit.

>>793414
Not going PG

Seriously. Kids weren't miraculously attracted to the product because it was meant for kids from the start.

>>793384
>not liking yandere qt's

>>793396
>bretkek

>>793414
Good wrestling will always be popular when it exists.
The only thing that can save WWE is it getting taken out of Vince's hands.

>>793414
It's on the decline because the booking has been fucking terrible by WWE. Casual fans don't want to even see these guys. Not a single person is saying, "Man, I want to see Sheamus wrestle tonight". The only thing that can save the industry right now is a heel turn by Cena and a smaller booking team that actually knows about the wrestling business. They have 30+ writers on RAW and Smackdown that know jack shit. Dunn constantly is in Vince's ear telling him that one wrestler isn't good enough for TV, which is why Bo Dallas lost his streak to R-Truth on a random RAW for no reason. It's not just Vince who should retire, but Dunn too. The two of them together are ruining the industry.

>>793418
You wish this was funny, don't you?

>>793414
PUSH
C
E
N
A

Luke Harper needs a push ASAP. He could easily be a modern, non-Jannetty version of Kane.

>>793425
I know people will call this a meme, but you're right. The product has been so neutered as to not offend anyone and pander to all kinds of people. Smart business decision, but not entertaining to watch.

>>793437
Also this. There is almost no one on the roster I actually really care about. How many wrestlers on the roster do /wwe/ actually care about?

>>793443
I fucked up on the last line, should have been 'Balee Dat'. But I already closed photoshop.

>>793425
>>793454
Don't you think ever since the rise UFC has gotten that no matter what WWE does they will be screwed?

>>793463
Different genres. Comedy isn't doomed because people like drama.
That said, WWE should feed off of it by making a "real" fighter style Wrestler who uses UFC/MMA tactics and massacres people.

>>793463
UFC and WWE are apples and oranges. More people are willing to accept WWE as entertainment television instead of a combat sports, meaning UFC shouldn't be competition.

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Hope this doesn't suck

>>793484
>YFW THAT'S THE ACTUAL FULL ATTENDANCE FOR TONIGHT

>>793454
>How many wrestlers on the roster do /wwe/ actually care about?
People I care about:
>Ambrose
>New Day
>Owens
People I would care about if their booking wasn't shit:
>Wyatt
>Del Rio
>Barrett
>Ryback
>Team Bad
>Paige
>Lynch

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>>793484

>>793484
Oddly enough, that's considered a sellout crowd at a TNA house show.

>>793484
nazi salute on camera so we know who you are

>>793489
True Team Bad gets treated terrible. They are my favorite. Anytime Tamina steps into the ring she should win.

>>793490
are you gonna do anything cool there?

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>>793490
>filename

>>793484
Try to start a chant or something

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>mfw /sp/ is finally free of you faggots

sorry, /asp/, but we had to dump them somewhere...

>>793507
And yet, you still take time out of your day to come by and talk to us.
So really, what have you won?

>>793507

Wow this spastic followed us here

>>793507
We have more freedom here though

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>I'm so jealous of Roman and his superiority over my favourite boring shitty vanilla midget wrestlers and myself that I delude myself into thinking that WWE's low ratings are because of Roman and not Sheamus

>>793508
>>793509
>replying

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>>793240
>Road Dogg telling people on Twitter that they'll "be back", but tells them to watch to Lucha Underground & ROH after this week's PPV & RAW
turrible

>>793511
As much as 90% of this is memes you're right about the whole Sheamus thing.

>Sheamus is the Champ and opens the show alongside the authority
>ROMAN CAN'T DRAW

>rewind a few months
>Seth opens every show
>people literally find a way to wriggle it to being Cena's fault

Smarks are the most delusional morons you'll ever meet tbqh.

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>>793511
>he didn't see Ramen getting booed as he walked out of Survivor Series

>>793511
>Reigns and Rusev main event Raw with Reigns coming out on top
>i-it's totally Sheamus!
Roman 2:16

>>793326

Finally kek

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>tfw no Melissa Joan Hart vs Based Fatass feud
>tfw KO will never hit the pop up powerbomb on Ferguson in a handicap match

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>>793326
Too much going on around him & every other newcomer getting pushed faster. He did what CJP did and asked for his release - only took him a couple of years to realize he wasn't gonna do shit.

Oh well, so much for Deano's buddy, but he'll probably be happier in the outlaws again.

I just re-watched the segment when Bryan ripped off his Wyatt attire.
The crowd reaction that night was unreal.

>>793511
Well there's one grain of truth to this drivel.

Sheamus is responsible for the decline. And their ratings were ALREADY plunging.

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>RAW November 24th, 2014
>Hour one - 4.73 million
>Hour two - 3.99 million
>Hour three - 4.01 million
>Average - 4.23 million


>RAW November 23rd, 2015
>Hour one - 3.19 million
>Hour two - 2.99 million
>Hour three - 2.71 million
>Average - 2.96 million

>>793538
Which sucks becaue Sheamus is actually good wrestler and his entrance kicks ass. He's just a bore

>>793540

just

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>>793540
>s-s-see y-you next week

>>793540
Fuck

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>>793542
I just want them to keep him and Del Rio away from each other from now on.

>tfw I miss "IT'S A SHAME FOR FAME, LOBSTER HEAD"

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>>793540
>the first time they've gone below 3mil since 1997

>>793548

ITS A SHAMEFUL THING

LOBSTER HEAD

TOO MANY LIMES

TOO MANY DIMES

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>793540

>>793548
>That one time they referenced that in WWE magazine
Good times 2bh

3 hour RAWs are the reason everyone's getting injured. They should give that extra hour to NXT so my danafu could have more airtime.

Not that I give a fuck, 1.5 hour Hulu raw master race

>>793540

>b-but it was Rollins fault

LMAO

>>793552

But Sheamus is champ, not Roman you idiot.

>>793560
Did Sheamus wrestle at all last night?

>>793559
>Rollins is off tv
>Ratings tank further

Anti-smarks BTFO

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>>793556
how's your rehab going LBLD?

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>>793559
Are you retarded? It was the year he was champ the ratings fell

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>>793556
>watching the Hulu version

>>793560
>Roman pushed as the focus of the show
>Is the focus of the main event
>Ratings hit record low
>400,000 tune out for Roman hour

Stay mad Stamford wife

>>793556
1 hour weekly NXT shows are fine.

ROMAN 2:16 SAYS I JUST KILLED YOUR RATINGS BBYGURL

>>793568
>not being a mark for your fellow /wwe/ superstar

bretkek you are getting worse and worse

>>793569

Sheamus is the champion you moron. The ratings always fall on the champion.

18+

Is it almost guaranteed that next week's rating will drop below 2.0?

>>793573
DAMAGE CONTROL IN OVERDRIVE

>>793573
The ratings fall on the focus of the show.

Who here is gonna get The Rise and Fall of WWE DVD when it comes out in a year or two?

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>>793575
>>793578

>These underage /asp/ie redditers
>Ratings fall on the focus of the show

>>793580
Tell me Stamford Wife, do you genuinely believe the ratings would have been good if Roman was champ?

>>793516
>Sheamus opener: 3.2
>2nd Hour desolation: 3
>Roman main event: 2.7
Looks like Sheamus is a bigger draw than Roman

>>793582

>Stamford wife

What does this even mean you autist?

>>793580
What is a meaningless champion going to do to the ratings if he's not the focus?

>>793586
And you called me underage, kek

>>793496
Probably not going to do that. I'm wearing a light blue shirt and have a decent sized beard. I'd like to think I don't look like a guy you'd expect to see in a wrasslin crowd but I probably do.

SIERRA

>>793536
There was no bigger moment and reaction in the past couple of years than when the based big guy ryback first got his hands on cm punk.
The camera was literally shaking from how crazy the crowd was going for that shellshock.
Why isn't Ryback getting a monster push? They ruined everything by having him lose to punk, he shouldnt even have been in. The match to begin with tbhfam.

How loud will the boos be at in Philly in three weeks?

>>793587

>Kevin Nash wasn't held responsible for RAW sucking in 1995
>City of you

>>793586
He's calling you a McMahon knob gobbler.

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What do you think he is doing right now?

>>793583
fact

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Didn't even know Maddox was still employed

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>>793594
They're gonna be either bored to tears or let out their anger over the Iggles on some bullshit. Moreso the latter if they lose to the Bills the day before that RAW.

I'm probably gonna pay attention to who has to do the local radio station interviews though. When they get wrestlers for that shit here they end up pretty good.

>>793599

I'm not gobbling anything. I'm saying Sheamus is the champion which is a fact.

>>793601
Noelle Foley

>>793593
Not only that, he technically lost to Maddox.
BRAD. MADDOX!

>>793603
He was the turkey that Taker tombstoned on the Tonight Show

>>793601
>giving that tryhard mark attention

>>793603
He like a lot of people in WWE get dropped and picked back up at a later time.
Love Maddox though he is really underrated.

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>>793540

>>793613
Dude. I only caught the tail end of that and couldn't figure out why the turkey looked so familiar. I just kind of forgot about him.

>>793540

>Brock is a bigger draw when he takes the belt and goes to Mississipi to farm than all these other pretend champs.

>>793601
Im so confused right now. How does a manlet autist get a cutie like Noelle Foley. Is he filthy rich or something?

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look at the two dudes in the back kek

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>>793631
>brony
I think you have us confused with faggot redditors.

Kill yourself /sp/astic

Not even going to get a free (you)

>>793601
Probably banging his smoking hot girlfriend Noelle Foley! And what are you doing asshole?

>>793628
A "manlet"? Really? She probably likes him for his personality. If you ever met him you'd probably be friends with Frank too. He's also friends with CM Punk.

>>793629
Hahaha I bet Kevin Dunn was pissed

>>793642
He's friends with CM Punk?

>>793326

1 more czw jobber to go

>>793644
Yeah. He's been friends with Phil for a long time. They also have the same birthday.

>That Raw rating

Lmaaaaaaaao. The company is dying.

Last year's night-after-Survivor Series rating was the highest rating since post-Mania Raw btw.

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Random Ryder sighting

>>793650
to be fair that was because of stong hype

>>793651

>They are THIS desperate

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>>793540

>Nov 2014
Based MITB(defacto champ) Seff draws and is focus of show

>Nov 2015
Lamoon focus of show loses ratings

R O M A N E T T Y

>>793650
Maybe Vince's type of 'wrestling' ie Sports Entertainment is dying but the outlaws seem to be stable.

>>793655

0/10

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>>793656
>liking wrestling for the wrestling

>>793583
The third hour always draws the least, breh.
It ain't on Roman until he's the definitive focus throughout.

>Outlel OP thread got deleted
B U C K S B T F O
T
F
O

>>793650

That was cause of Sting not Jasethy

>>793663
The viewers have spoken, they're not that interested in a Sheamus/Roman program.

>>793667
Uh when did I imply otherwise

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>memetty is such a bitch to Roman that they made him job to Roman in a 9 minute squash

>>793669
They're not interested in "technical wrestling" either

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>>793667
>>793670
still working the smarks even when injured, based A+ player.

>>793675
And that's why you need a balance on both and competent story lines.

>>793675
Bret Hart, who drew over 100,000 at Summerslam, was one of the most gifted technical wrestlers of his time

>>793676

Sheamus is the champ not little dick boy

>>793678
>over 100,000
And they say WWE inflate attendance numbers. Also the UK is a different market than the US, Bret Hart drew poorly in the US but he drew very well overseas.

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>>793678

>Bret Hart
>A draw

My poor sides. Literally Kevin Nash 2.0 in terms of viewership numbers.

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ryback wwe champion
ryback ic champion
ryback us champion
ryback tag team champion
kevin obese owens diva champion

>>793683

Agreed

>>793683
book it

>>793683
>le hungry roid guy

>>793658
I know it isn't a sport. I watch it for the lulz

>>793689

>Replying

>>793642
Frank pls go

>>793682
>house shows

Here are some real stats for you

Royal Rumble PPV buyrates:
(1.10) - Bret Hart vs. Taker - RR 96
(1.00) - Diesel vs. Bret Hart - RR 95
(0.90) - Yokozuna vs. Taker - RR 94
(0.70) - HBK vs. Sid - RR 97

WrestleMania PPV buyrates:
(1.68 grossing $5.2 million) - Bret Hart vs. Yokozuna - WM 94
(1.40 grossing $5.1 million) - Diesel vs. HBK - WM 95
(1.20 grossing $4.0 million) - HBK vs. Bret Hart - WM 96
(0.77 grossing $2.5 million) - Taker vs. Sid - WM 97

The lowest drawing champ was thought to be diesel but as you can see
Diesel/HBK comparison:
(1.00) RR 95 - (0.70) RR 97 (bigger draw = Diesel)
(1.40) WM 95 - (1.20) WM 96 (bigger draw = Diesel)
(0.83) IYH May 95 - (0.45) IYH May 96 (bigger draw = Diesel)
(0.65) KOTR 95 - (0.60) KOTR 96 (bigger draw = Diesel)
(0.70) IYH July 95 - (0.37) IYH July 96 (bigger draw = Diesel)
(0.90) SS 95 - (0.58) SS 96 (bigger draw = Diesel)
(0.70) IYH Sept 95 - (0.48) IYH Sept 96 (bigger draw = Diesel)

These are the stats that matter

>>793692

>Diesel vs. HBK
>5.1 million

>HBK vs. Bret
>4.0 million

Thanks for admitting that 1 million people lost interest when you replace Kevin Nash with Bret The Shitman Fart.

>>793695
>not Butt "The Shitman" Fart

>>793695
More like when you pair the Hitman with an untalented no-draw like HBK, Bret gets dragged down too

>saying HAHAHAHAHA to mask the butthurt you get from /wwe/'s existence
No (You)s given

Who is winning the rumble?

Has to be either Brock or Cena.

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>>793705

>>793708
>yfw they turn Roman Heel and let the Authority speak for him
>yfw DBry wins the Rumble

This guy in here is pretty autistic.

>>793708
Either Ambrose or Owens

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Looked strong

>>793710
Everyone knows it's fake, you retard

>shitposting in all caps
>telling others to grow up

top kek

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>listening to WO Live
>guy calls in and says cell phones should be confiscated because they can be programmed into bombs

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Jesus Christ

>>793708
I can see Brock making a surprise entrance in rumble and winning it all.
Setting up Brock vs Reigns part 2 at Mania only this time with Reigns going over.

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>>793714
Cheer him, make him happy

>>793713

Maybe in your dreams kid

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>>793716

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>this is what a person who respects the wrestling business looks like
>compare that to what you imagine a neckbeard shitposter looking like

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>>793718
And without lights

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>>793718
>>793726
>>793718
FELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>793724

>>793718
kek

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>>793718

>>793726
>you will not be watching smackdown on thanksgiving
thank god

>>793732
>Im /fit/ and literalliy fucked a milf last weekend

Humping your anime pillow with a picture of Zyzz hanging on the wall doesn't make you special faget

>/fit/

You're literally gayer than the gayest guy out there, tell me about how many progress threads and mirin threads you've posted in you fudge packer.

What a butt pirate. Spear yourself.

>>793743
>giving Sweden replies

Literally the worst ruseman I've seen. What are you doing lad?

>>793746
>*drops mic*

>>793747

It's not Sweden though

>tfw this kid has the week off from school and he'd rather shitpost than finish his english homework
Learn how to spell lad.

>>793746

Go suck your boyfriend's dick you klondike colonel.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA faggot!

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>>793732
>I literalliy fucked a milf last weekend

>>793749
>he can't tell him by his amateur posts

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>>793732

>Bragging about having sex with a single mother you met from craigslist

Woah we are not worthy!

>>793758
Shit beginning to that gif pham

IMMA COCK DIS FIST
AMD TANK THE RATINGS LIKE THIS

>>793760

Sheamus is champ, not Roman.

So /wwe/, how many empty seats will there be at mania?

>>793758
FemaleDolphZiggler.gif

>>793763
Thankfully Sheamus's segment drew a 3.2, better than when any of the Shieldnettys touch the main event (I can, I will drop the ratings)

>>793771

That's not how ratings work young one.

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>>793770

>I'll keep posting my crappy image until I get a response

>>793770
if this is going to be your new gimmick please rework it and make it danker, I see the potential but this is shit.

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>>793770

Even the GOAT thinks Cesaro is GOAT. He's not an "epic meme"

>So it's a fairly well known thing that a while back Vince and HHH had a debate over who should be the top guy. Haitch wanted Roman, Vince wanted E. Now Vince ended up letting Hunter go ahead and push Roman, and Big E has a pretty good spot on the Midcard.
>On the other side, E and the New Day are hella over, given tons of freedom, and are consistently the most talked about part of the show. Roman on the other hand is getting mixed reactions, just recently had a pretty embarrassing first title reign, and gets pretty terrible promos.
>These seem unrelated, but what if they aren't? It's well known that Vince is super competitive and would rather lose money if it meant being able to say "I told you so." People say that Roman's failure is because Vince doesn't know how to book people, but that's not entirely true. This is a guy who's become a billionaire off strongmen pretending to fight eachother.
>Does anyone think there's a chance Vince is Purposefully tanking Roman and letting Big E succeed so he can prove that he's right?
Discuss

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25th anniversary. Gookers going over.

>>793790
All I know is that Big E deserves the success because he's entertaining as fuck.

>>793794
Brad Maddox pulling double duty, gg

>>793796
No. Maddox doesn't play trombone.

>>793790
Who are you parroting?

>>793799
[spoiler]reddit[/spoiler]

>>793790

>You will never live in the alternate universe where Big E is world champ and New Day is like a modern happy nWo

And no, Roman is tanking himself. You know it's just gonna end at WM with him winning the world title and NXT fags chanting YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! It's all just a build up

Mfw Cesaro was gonna win the wwe title from sheamus but he got injured by zz when zz sandbagged him

>I've had this injury for over 2 months I just didn't know it

>>793827
zz a shit

>>793651
>Ryder on Breaking Ground
>I wanna get my career back on track and this tag team with Mojo Rawley might be my last chance

lel, it's almost sad

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Dark brawl with Usos against wyatts

Lil Naitch breaking the ring down

>>793731
Wasn't this right around when he had his first child?

>>793831
it fucking pains me to see Dean reduced to be just Ramen's lil' buddy.

>>793835

lol not like he himself was pregnant or anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2m--1ftgho
It must have been a hectic few days that I completely missed this

>>793839
kek
IT'S TIME TO BAKE THE CAKE

>>793790
I still don't buy Vince liking Big E

Dude was basically thrown away after that Summerslam mixed tag with AJ until Punk requested to work him

>>793651
Why is his hair black

>>793850
J
U
S
T

>The Miz will never have a douchebag sports agent gimmick

>Roman Reigns kicks off SmackDown with a promo. There is a table, ladder and chair set up in the ring. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus interrupts. Reigns calls Sheamus to the ring but Sheamus laughs at him. Sheamus calls Reigns a "walking, talking Adele song" and a confrontation is teased. Reigns promises he will get his title back at TLC


why do people defend this shit product again?

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>>793834
Forgot pic

>>793857
>walking, talking Adele song

What did he mean by this?

Guys, I was wondering. Was Kanes long black hair ever real or was it always just a part of his mask?

>>793857
>reigns doesn't like based Adele

someone post that picture of him holding call of duty

>>793866
yes

>>793866
It was real for a long time. He tries hard to protect his image Kayla r bit you can find enough pics unmasked with long hair to see it was real.

I think it was real right up until he did the weird haircut when he took it off for the first time. It's been part of the mask since he put it back on the first time

>>793870
Autocorrect butchered that. It should read " he tried hard to protect his image back then but ..."

>>793872
Who's Kayla, anon?

>>793876
Papa Shangos forgotten manager/valet

When was the last time there was a top tier promo package? They honestly don't really stand out anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXEhMuNbLfQ&app=desktop

>>793857

>You say this but you'll still tune in next week.

>>793888

D-Bry's Monster video

Vince is going to look a genius when Reigns is being cheered by the entire crowd in 3,000 seat venues. He'll be the most over guy in the company.

>>793892
sure he will.

Reigns wouldnt even be over in a bingo hall

>>793888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU
D-Bry's Wrestlemania video package was good.
KO's MiTB too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItOwwQsBshs

>>793891
>D-Bry's Monster video
This
so good

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>SmackDown kicks off with a Roman Reigns promo

>>793910
>>793891
>>793925
D Bry return fucking when?

>>793930
Rumble

>>793930
He'll be in season 3 of LU.

>>793731
Is that Chris Hero?

>>793170
I don't understand this meme of calling non-WWE wrestling outlaw wrestling? Are you all just autistic? Stop being embarrassing

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>Bryan will never wrestle again.

>>793939
>outlaw shitter getting butthurt

>>793941

I feel bad for you, you underage teenager

>>793944
Go watch some outlaw wrestling, fag

>>793944
>>793939
Don't get baited. It's literally the most autistic thing the /sp/children have brought in.

It's essentially the LOL GB2REDDIT XD. If you post a wrestler they dont like.

Now, It's just a defense mechanism for the shitty product. I cant imagine anyone who only watches WWE in these dark times and calls themselves a wrestling fan

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>>793950
>I cant imagine anyone who only watches WWE in these dark times and calls themselves a wrestling fan

>>793928
Roman 2:16

>>793953

>ill post a fedora

awesome rebuttal fa m. proved my point

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>>793950
>I cant imagine anyone who only watches WWE in these dark times and calls themselves a wrestling fan

>>793731
That has to be shooped

>>793957
That's actually a pizza. You might want to get your eyes checked

>>793956
>Romans 2:16 is an actual verse
>In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel

>>793950
Make a young bucks general and fuck off fɑm

>>793950
>>793939
how does the name /wwe/ even imply that we talk about indieshit as well?

Has history finally come full circle? Will someone capitalise on these shit ratings and terrible characters and storylines? Will a new WCW force a new attitude era so we get 10 more years of good shit until we come back to where we are now? Maybe Vince will even lose this time. Maybe that nigga that owns Virgin will do it, he seems fun enough.

>>793981
> Richard Branson promoting a wrestling company

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING ALREADY

>we thought RAWs were shit a year ago
>if we got an average RAW from then it'd be a 10/10 by today's standards

will it be even worse next year or is it just the 90's all over again and will there be a new good beginning ;_;

>>793866

Yes it was real until he cut it off.

>>793981
if LU had a billionaire Ted behind him, let's say an Elon Musk level type guy. WWE would be sweating right now.

>>793983

I didn't watch wrestling from 2004 - 2013 and I can very easily stop tbqh.

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>mfw Cesaro literally got replaced with Titus

I know he's hurt, but nobody is gonna accept Titus.

>>793996
Wait, you don't mean that Titus vintage ape barking isn't getting over with crowds?

>>793988
I wish they had actual competition again but neither of them would try to put the other out of business, like just having them constantly trying to out do each other. Then if one company got shit then you could go watch the other vice versa

>New Champion
>Post PPV
>Ratings in the shitter
>Week where Divas main evented had highest recent ratings

What is going on

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Even Mick is upset.

>>793254
I stopped watching desu but I'm a sad shit who still visits these threads and catch glimpses of RAW since I happen to be awake at the time

Used to be I wouldn't miss it though, it was something to look forward to every week but at the moment it's just so terrible there's no point

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>>793988
>LU get billionaire owner
>hires CM Punk, Batista, Daniel Bryan, Cesaro, Rollins and Ambrose

>>794027
If the whole UFC thing doesn't pan out and there is a daddy warbucks willing to put money into LU, I can see Punk going there just to fuck w/WWE, maybe not to wrestle but as a booker type role or higher

>>793801
this desu

>>794023
18+ Mick. Have sex.

>LU has billionaire backing them
>bigger arenas, more wrestlers, etc
>sign 50 year old attitude era guys
>take Seth, Dean, and Ramen from WWE with triple the pay
>sign the flippy shits like Neville and Kalisto
>basically WCW 2.0
>Sami Zayn breaks neck by Kevin OWENS package Piledriver
>Go onto roll up KO
>Win IC belt
>beat Bryan at Mania for championship because that's literally all they have besides cena and lesnar
>Dbry takes the next 4 years off
>try to make attitude era 2.0
>it fails miserably and the rating get lower e dry week
>all because the fucking marks didn't like reigns

>post yfw

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>>794057

>Thanks for joining us tonight on Monday...Night Raw.
>VRRRRRRRMMM BEHOLD THE KING
>Main event babyface interruption
>Because your match starts.....right now!
>WELLLLLLLLL ITS A BEEG SHOW
>Diva's match
>Mid-card squash match
>AWWWWWWWWW [City], DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR
>Tag team match
>Upper mid-card match
>ANOTHER diva's match
>Main event match
Every...single..week.

>>794068
>>WELLLLLLLLL ITS A BEEG SHOW

>not marking for based Beeg every time

>>794068
You forgot the 379 commercials

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>mfw i just went 13-2 on gears of war and carried my team to a win while listening to based angles theme on loop

Why don't WWE understand Smarks are the commited viewers they will ever have.So why not appeal to them even a little?

>>794083
because the smarks' favorite performers don't draw

>>794083
>he gives wwe tv views
>he gives wwe money
>he gives wwe publicity
>he does anything but watch on streams for free

>>794090
>

>>794092
i have never given WWE money ever and the way things are going im not gonna start now.

>>794090
Of course they wont draw if you treat them like they dont matter when there champs. The championship should always have an air of importance. No champion should go 2-20 ever,

>>794083
They literally do that all the time you fucking smark.

>>794110
That was my point t b h
>i give you no money or reason to listen to me, why arent you catering to me? :(

ROPPONGI LIGHTS

>>794119
they're failing right now because they keep trying to appeal to everyone and pleasing no one! WWE aren't going to get anywhere with this mindset desu. WWE will never be universally accepted the sooner they understand this the better

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>The NXT title should be on the line at wrestlemania

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>Big Match Dave on JR's podcast
>both of them praised HarpGOAT
>Austin, Edge and Christian praised him months ago
>Was on Jerishill and he fellated him the whole time

it's only a matter of time before reddit gets him buried

was a great ride while it lasted

>>794142
He's paired with wyatt, it can't get much worse for him tbhfam.

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>>794142
>HarpGOAT will never win MITB
>HarpGOAT will never even have 2 month WWEWHC reign
>HarpGOAT will never break away from Bray "Eater of Fued ending Pins" Wyatt

>Apparently ZZ of Tough Enough was injured during training at the Performance Center recently.

zz a shit

>>794161
The people filming Breaking Ground must be thrilled.

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>>794161
probably out for a few months with injured feelings

based Robbie Brookside tBh

>lowest
>rating
>in
>18
>years

>>794168
Sports Entertainment is dying.

ProWrestling remains stable.

>>794168
December typically has the lowest ratings for the year.
It's very likely the rating can go below 2.0.