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Wrestling is for normies
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PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW
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>>791448
>Swagger so underrated

Naw, he's properly rated
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background noise/10 how was RAW so far?
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Swagger vs Dean in a Jeans on a pole match?
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wrestling is dead
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jack swagger vs sheamus was fucking BASED AF on Main Event a couple months ago

new feud for the WWE belt after swaggie is done with latin no heat
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WEED. THE PEOPLE
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>rehashing this feud
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>791462
book it
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MAKE WWE GREAT AGAIN
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weed the people
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Jack Swagger has a good look and i like his generic gimmick but he's a charisma sinkhole the size of KO's gut
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Rusev RIP again
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Well Zeb was right, Del Rio was going to do more with the US Championship than Cena.
He's going to lose it to people who need pushes unlike Cena.
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>>791458
He's an amazing technical wrestler.

Didn't he used to beat Cain Velasquez in college wrestling
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>another thread for no reason
Fuck off
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>>791421
Back to your containment board weeb

>>>/a/
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WE THE PEOPLE
E-----------------V
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T-----------------R
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P
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L
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>>791475
This Tbh
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>>791486
>complaining about anime images on 4chan
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>diva shit next

Guess I'll watch football

>almost halftime

fug
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Im cold and lonely ;_;
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CAN YOU STOP MAKING THREADS EARLY YOU RETARD?!
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A bit late, but I'm back home.
How's the show been so far, bros?
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Im so happy, Swaggie is finally getting a push. AS A FACE!

Well, either way, even if he's the heel, right now all the heels are awesome anyways. And the faces act like heels anyways.

I hope Swagger comes out with Jinder Mahal and Hassan to pitch the real American Dream.
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>>791495
not worth watching beyond the opening segment and New Day's segment
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>Teen party
>Not underage drinking
>Nope
> Gotta play with toy cars
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>>791494
Have sex please
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>>791486
18+

Please have sex
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>>791491
Naw man
I'm ok with anime but you fags need to tone down
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>>791483
>tfw Swagger will never be the leader of Shoot Nation
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>Divas
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The other thread is still good. OP is a massive faggot
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>>791501
>>791500
Spread your cheeks, kiddies.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>791491
crappy jappy cartoons belong in /a/ weeb, this isn't /a/
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push em up
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>>791500

>Says the anime watching faggot

Humping your pillow at night while crying yourself to sleep isn't sex you neckbeard.
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>Diva shit
nah, I had enough
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Charlie has extra padding in her bra tonight?
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Wooooooof
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>>791498
So, same-old-same-old? Not surprised 2bh.
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>>791501
>defending cartoons

18+
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How many times is paige gonna yell "this is my house" in this match
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>>791505
lmao at /asp/ies
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>>791503
What age is Swagger now? If he dropped from wwe in the next year or so he could have a job in lower MMA
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THIS IS MY HOUSE
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The fuck is wrong with Charlotte's face?
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>>791493

I feel the same
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>>791523
Ric Flair genes
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>>791523

Nothing. She has a lovely smile.
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>Mike Chioda's face
I understand

>>791521
Early 30s
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I'm not the only one who can't stand Charlotte's theme, right?
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>Smackdown coming to USA
There goes SyFy's highest rated show...

>>791505
This board desperately needs some kind of moderation to shove everyone into a single thread.
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Charlotte has no ass.
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>>791524
Stop right now
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>tfw Trump shows up at mania as Swagger's manager
>>791524
I want to squeeze your serenas, Serena.
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>Two wrestlers hate each other
>They lock up and start slapping each other
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>Divashit
How can you people like this? They aren't even hot, Paige looks like a whorish slag you see in those Fake Taxi videos and Charlotte looks like a guy
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>>791534

okay
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>>791492
>pats win lol

Fuck sports seriously
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Maffew to make a PAIGE TALKS TOO MUCH segment when?

>>791531
>Make the /asp/ userbase even more agitated than it's already been since the move
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>>791509
/a/sp/ cuccboi
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>it's a girls match
>used my shit break during the 6 man tag team
>don't have to shit
>actually paying attention
>this is fucking awful

Why do people pretend that women's wrestling isn't fucking awful?
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MIZ, HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE RAW AND THE WWE FROM THE WEAK INJURED FAGGOTS
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>>791535

thats lewd
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>>791530
It takes a horrible shit on Ric Flair's theme maggle
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That stupid fucking move where Charlotte gets set up for the skullfucker but then just rolls them over a few times.
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>She just likes to have fun!
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THHHHIIS IS MYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOWS
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>Paige and Sasha feud is dead
>Team bad bullying Nattie is dead
>don't even know where the Bellas are at
>This shit is still going on
Why do I literally have nothing better to do on monday nights
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Paige is ugly as fuck holy shit. Both of these are disgusting.
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Paige needs to take those light extensions out of her hair to be honest
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I haven't seen raw since 2007. What the fuck happened to the logo?
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Paige is so useless in the ring.
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Am I the only girl in this thread?
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>>791529
Still has time then if 0 experience, late 30's Punk got called to the highest MMA organisation
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>>791557

Nope. I am a girl, thought I was the only one!
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>>791543
B-Because #GiveDivasAChace...!
B-Because #DivasRevolution...!
B-Because #Wymyn'sWrestling *clapclap clapclapclap*...!
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>>791542
>tfw wrestling was kicked out of real /sp/ because of cartoon loving autists
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>>791557
HOESKI

HOESKI

HOESKI
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Paige matches aren't even enjoyable as background noise. At least with the other divas it sort of sounded sexy. Hearing Paige's shit voice screeching is just irritating.
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>>791554
To the company logo? If that's what you mean, they tried to modernize it so it matches with the Network.

>>791557
right here pham
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Charlotte has some nasty looking tits
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>>791551

I think I'm gonna stop watching actually. Next week, I'm done. They had to drag out Goldust and Mark Henry tonight, and gave New Day a 30 minute segment. They're clueless
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>inb4 Charlotte wins with a figure 4 despite having her legs worked on
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>>791562
b-but messhit is a living cartoon
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>>791566
No. Raw's logo. It looks like utter shit.
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>>791567
I'd say she reminds me of Michelle McCool, but man, at least McCool had a nice ass at one point
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>this match is still going on

It truly is a replay of last night
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AWWW
HAWW HAWW HAWW
AWWWWW
charlotte pls
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>>791543
The only thing getting me through this is thinking about drinking Paige's girlpiss straight from her fat puss
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>>791567
It was all in Chiho's head.
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>FEEL THE IMPACT

>We can clearly see her slapping her thigh
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>>791540
No, everyone's just mad cause at the end of every Monday and select Sundays, half of page 1 is WWE. Don't think they'd care too much if we just stayed 1 place.
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Remember when Paige had camel toe in her twitter avi?
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YOU TALK TOO MUCH
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>>791562
Nah, it was because /sp/ doesn't think wrestling is a sport. Despite how we all know their 'sports' are fixed too, or they have big nerd meta universes too.

Wrasslin is more honest, at least you KNOW Undertaker isn't immortal or can shoot death out, but it's more fun to believe he does.

>>791537
No one likes it senpai.
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>>791579
no
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>>791575

>White """""""men""""""""""" think that's a fat ass
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When was the last time Raw wasn't all filler and a match was unpredictable and meaningful?
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>>791558
Swagger certainly has a better amateur background than CM Phil or Batista IICR. Would probably be on par with Bobby Lashley though

>>791571
Don't even know when the change was made, they probably did it whenever the intro song was changed the 2nd time since 2007 though. How bad is the change to you?
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Dat loud spot calling
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>>791579
sounds gross
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>>791579
no

and YOU TALK TO MUCH @ paige
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>Legs worked on by paige all match
>Goes for a kick to the face
>will use figure 8 to win
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>>791583
It's her front bottom that's fat, not the back one
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>This match still isn't over

I want to see the ratings for this week. I think we'll reach 0's
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>>791562
>Literally too good for /sp/
>Forced to take top bantz elsewhere due to jealous manbabies
>Made /asp/ relevant again (95% of the board has been wrasslin'-related)
>mfw ywn see /wwe/ have their own board

Okay.
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>>791589
Every fucking time
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god this match is so dumb.
Not just itself, but the fact that this will either mean the 9 minute snorefest last night was for nothing, or it to just reinforce the fact Paige is out of the title picture.
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I wonder if Paige will bitch on Twitter about people complaining about how they hate Divashit
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>>791585
Lashley was bellator champ right? If Swagger could get close to that he'd be pretty happy I'd assume
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Do you guys think Sasha's next gimmick will be being Xavier's imouto?
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>>791585
Google'd it and they changed it in 2012. It looks like crap, since its just a "touch" up on the 2007 logo. The whole "arena" motif is pretty boring compared to the previous two motifs.
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>We're gonna give you a rematch of the worst match of the year
>It's a "Charlotte's legs are getting worked on the entire match but she'll still win with the figure 8" match
>Tyler Breeze still to come
>Kevin "I try too hard cause I'm fat" Owens still to come

You have no excuse to be watching this until the Rumble which will probably also suck cause everyone that matters is injured and the chances of a surprise entrant are beyond minimal.

(I'm saying all this just to justify not watching anymore tbqh)
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>>791562
Keep living in denial autist
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>>791557
I think I'm a girl. Does that count?
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>>791601
It will be the fries station at wendys Tbhfam
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FUCK THIS MATCH
The wrong fucking Flair died
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Fuck it, I think this is where I drop out.
Be good, lads.
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>>791596

well here goes
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What's the main event?
Is it worth staying up for?
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Didn't get all of it
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This feud is SHIT tier.
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WHY THE HELL IS THIS MATCH GETTING SO MUCH TIME AGAIN?!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>that shitty spear
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Wow it's fucking nothing

oh no she's on the announce table! Time for a submission move!
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Omg not on the table
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>Double countout
Can't wait for a gimmick match at the next PPV :^)
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>>791611
Rusev making Ramen look good.
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Worst match of the night?
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>>791611
Reigns vs Based Rusev, I don't want to see Rusev get buried anyways
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Holy god, she put her in the submission hold on the table. It hurts so much more when its done on the table.
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throw her through the table
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WHY DOES SHE KEEP DOING THIS SHIT
WHY GO ON THE TABLE
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The match is over, can you useless whores GO to the back now?
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That was fucking stupid
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>>791421
>Paige getting cheers as a heel

Charlotte's been fucking up
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WHY GO ON THE TABLE
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How does a pto on the announce table hury more then normal?
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>submission on a table
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Raw is so fucking shit without Cena.
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>>791620
>>791622
Goodnight, see you next week
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>clear off table
>do submission move on it
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>clear off table
>for a submission
>AGAIN


FIRE THIS RIGHT CUNT VINCE
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>Get table ready
>Think maybe a girl is actually going to go through the table tonight, that'd be pretty neat
>Just does a submission on top
WHY?
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OH NO DONT DO YOUR SUBMISSION ON THE TABLE

NO DONT DO IT THERE!
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>>791600
Not sure for Bellator, but he got a title for other smaller promotions though I think.
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>>791632
because its not padded...duh
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>>791635
This
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>>791611
Ru Ru will be REIGNED and Ramen will look strong.
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>>791630
It hurts more in the table
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Eternal Piss Break

That said, may see you next week lads.

>>791596
>>791524
No need, you have friends here, even if quiet.
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>Friendly reminder that Stephanie McMahon is pushing the Divas to not only have long matches every show, but TWO long matches

#DivasRevolution, er'body!
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>>791645
the horror
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>>791635
>>791643

18+
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>>791635
Agreed
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>>791639
The table has an AoE damage boost
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When are we going to stop pretending that we care about womens wrestling and start hiring hot women that fight in underwear again
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>the state of paige's psychology
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>Paige's Real Estate Agent
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>>791645
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>>791650

PLEASE have sex.
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>>791632
Cause of that extra elevation.

Elevate the move; Elevate the pain.

>>791635
I miss US Open. I miss Rollins since he actually did a WWE Title defense on a RAW which is probably the first time that's been done in a decade.
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>>791653
Or trannies.
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>>791645
Neigh
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She does that just so JBL can smell the table afterwards
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This is why nobody gives a shit about the Diva's division and why Baley doesn't want to move up.
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>>791635

It was shit even with him. Take off your stupid nostalgia goggles.

You were guaranteed at least one good match cause of the open challenge, but it has sucked since night after wrestlemania and never truly recovered.
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>Barret nowhere to be seen
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>>791661
>tfw Chyna will never make you suck on her sausage clit
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>>791610
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How long was that fucking match?
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>>791660
The table is lower than the actual ring. It should actually hurt less than if she were in the ring.
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>>791650
Bitch
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>>791647

Its nice to have so many friends
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>>791648

Well, at least have like Asuka vs Natayla then
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>>791653

That won't happen again on national TV nostalgia babby. Just go watch porn.
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>>791670
Too long
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HEATH SLATER!!!
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>>791665

>nostalgia
>a month ago

Also yes the rest of the show was mostly still bad but at least there was one segment to look forward to.
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HEAF SLATER
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I miss 3MB
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SLATER WOOOOOO
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BASED SLATER
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SLATER FUCK YES
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>Heath Slater

THANK YOU BASED HEATH
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>Heath Slater

JUST
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>>791669

>tfw she's dead in the game
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>Heath Slater in ring
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OMB?
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countdown to the guitar being broken over his head
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>No KO

Why must life be cruel
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WWE IS SO DESPERATELY THEY GAVE SLATER TV TIME
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>Slater
He still exists? Is R-Truth gonna come out and they do rap-country thing?

>>791661
>Bailey Jay will never do a bra and panties match

>>791671
Umm... Errr. I dunno then.
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They're stretched so thin that even bloody Heath Slater is on RAW.

My sides!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JUST
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CANT GATE THE SLATE
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time for some country yall
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>>791694
All we need is a Zack Ryder run-in
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IF SLATER GOT AIR TIME RYDER MUST BE NEXT
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>I have that guitar
None of you need to care but y'know
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fuck off Ryback
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>>791692
SAVE US JJ AND OR HONKY TONK MAN

oh nevermind it's just Ryback
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Who the FUCK is booking this shit?

What is happening?
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IT'S DA MERCH GUY
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They're so desperate they let Heath Slater be on RAW.
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Fuck off Ryback
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>dumbback
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>>791697
Next is hornswoggle fighting a nxt jobber
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>Roidbotch
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The master of the meme me more
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WAKE UP
IT'S MEMEING TIME
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THEY WERE FORMER NEXUS MEMBERS MAGGLE
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>Not having the New Day run out like maniacs screaming COUNTRY SUCKS and beating Slater up
What a waste
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HEY LETS KEEP DBRY OUT OF RAW SO WE CAN MAKE SLATER FEUD WITH RYBACK
I hate this company
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why is heath slater making autistic screeching noises on live TV
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THE BIG COLORED GUY
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IM GOING TO MARRY RYBACK
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>Slater being fed to Ryback
I don't even care, as long as the ONE-U MAN-O BANDO BABAY is on TV.
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FEET ON THE TABLE, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARRRRRRRE
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THAT FUCKING NO SELL
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Needs a Zack Ryder run-in with other jobbers to start a jobber revolution.

When a big guy wins, they all run-in from all directions and swarm them
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Im a ryback mark tbhfam
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>>791683
what are those other goobs doing?
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>>791697
Heath Slater and Zack Ryder vs. J&J Security w/ Special Guest Referee Brad Maddox next week then!
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>>791716
THE MASTER

OF MEME ME MORE
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Now I kinda miss 3MB.
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So Ryback attacks him for no reason?

What the fuck is the point of this segment?
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lol he jumped into the shellshock
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>>791725
He looks more like Bully Ray than Goldberg.
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>>791653
Steph would never allow that, she wants womyn empowerment

>>791675
>the state of Americlap TV
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>>791719
If there's any consolation this is probably just a one-time squash and not an actual fued. D-Bry probably wont come back till Rumble or after so the WWE doesn't have its crowds turn on them.
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>>791729
Are you mad?
We can put all our eggs in one basket!
Singles matches for all of them.
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>>791729
Maddox is teaming with Adam Rose now, isn't he?
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>>791732

To get DA BIG GUY some air time
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>>791732
Time wasting is the point. These injuries are really fucking them hard
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>>791741
Wait Maddox is still employed?
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>>791740
Whats the deal with actual WWE that we can just have 1v1 matches ?
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DEBUT FINN BALOR ALREADY FFS
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They're stretched so thin they're writing so many meaningless segments like this one.

>Meaningless Dudleyz vs. Wyatts match
>Meaningless Mark Henry match
>Paige and Charlotte getting 20 minutes
>New Day getting 20 minutes to meme about ponies and country music

Guys, you should stop watching.
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>random tag matches with no storyline

Are they even trying?
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Honestly, if Ryback came out and did a country duet with Slater, this would've been a good RAW.

>>791740
No, we'll just book Hornswoggle and Khali in an Ironman match. That will naturally last 2 1/2 hours.
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>>791744
Kind of
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IM GOING TO MARRY BARRETT
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>>791740
putting all their eggs in one basket seems like their plan, though. All the eggs were in the Cena and Seth baskets and then they're out and WWE are fucked.
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>>791749
They cant. He is literally the only thing keeping NXT alive
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>>791737

Found the Brit who stays up till 4 am watching Paige vs. Charlotte.
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Can someone just bomb the arena already and end this shit?
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>>791756

What about Corbin?
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>Heath Slater was more entertaining than both of the diva matches
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>>791752
Hornswoggle is currently suspended for breaking the wellness policy.
Theyre fucked right now.
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whats going through her mind?
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You lads gonna keep watching this literal fecal matter for the rest of this year? It's clear WWE have stopped trying. If it wasn't clear already.
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>>791750
I liked the Mark Henry bit. It's a throwaway match, but at the end it could have developed into a dispute about the pin and questioning the win and started some weird fued, but then Henry's like nah you win and they leave.
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>Deebo in a commercial as a corporate type
Dang
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>>791750
>New Day getting 20 minutes to meme about ponies and country music
There's nothing bad about it.
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>>791753
Look at how far this man has fallen.
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>jobber Ambrose
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Bring them back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKfYTy8wHjY
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>Everyone but Dean getting a jobber entrance
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>>791767

he's moving up in the world
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>>791763
>HELP ME REID
>"Nah."
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>>791752

>You now remember that time Ryback sang and the crowd didn't know what was going on.

Top 10 embarrassing moments in WWE history.
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Did fucking everyone just get a jobber entrance?
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Ambrose
>over with everyone
>most talented person on the roster
>still not WHC after three years
Why?
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>>791758
What else is on at 4am?
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>Nearly everyone got jobber entrances
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>Pittsburgh
>hometown hero and living legend
>thought they would say Kurt Angle
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SAVE US CENA
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>Dolph wrestling in a tank top
kek
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>pudge and charles get a singles match
>jean, ziggler, owens in tag team bs
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>>791745
Probably because they actually have too many faces as opposed to heels, and WWE tries their hardest to avoid Face vs Face and Heel vs Heel.
Remember when KO and Rusev went one on one and the match ended in 2 minutes because of Ryback DQing?
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>>791779
Get a job you pathetic neet.
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>Deanetty and all these midcarders now getting jobber entranced

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

J U S T

BOYCOTT

WWE
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>>791778
>most talented person on the roster
ayy lmao. He is one of the shittiest wrestlers in the main roster
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With a Raw like this what are they going to have pad out smackdown?
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This match ends with Owens pinning Ziggler.
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>>791689
she lives on in my heart.
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So what is the difference between Tyler Breeze, Fandango, and Adam Rose?
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>>791765
>tfw you could have watched the Raw after Survivor Series 98 on the Network instead
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>>791743
I can understand that, but they could have at least made it a match.

Seriously, I can understand not wanting to push Slater, but at least push the people that were once relevant like Ryder
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>>791782
>those shit graphics
>8th gen
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>RAW in my hometown next week
>think about going
>actually forgot that the product is garbage for a split second
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Based WWE themes. I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814Tsivvmhk
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>>791789
Raw rebounds
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>>791778
>Most talented person on the roster

Wut?

Has a boring repetitive move set, has a below average gimmick, doesn't cut a great promo
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>>791789
Commercials.
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>>791787
>Wanting to waste time watching these fags walk to the ring while huffing and puffing instead of watching the match
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>FAT OWENS FAT
>FAT OWENS FAT
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>>791789

jobber bs and then a 60 minute iron Diva match
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>>791786
>what is a night shift
>what is working from home
>what is owning a business
Kill yourself
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>>791778
He's not Samoan
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Isn't Breeze's gimmick fairly reliant on his entrance?
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https://youtu.be/54PA2ePul9c?t=596
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>>791765
this raw has been pretty good t b h
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>>791789
Smackdown is a Thanksgiving special anyways
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>>791797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R2XZRrZDFo

Feels weird not hearing this for weeks :/
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>>791787
Until everyone loves reigns we cant have another face
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>>791792
Adam Rosebud likes to party. Fandango likes to dance. Breeze likes to take selfies and be really, really good looking.
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>>791801

I don't care about any of the jobbers in this match, I just find it hilarious they all got jobber entranced. Including the IC champ, but they let Charlotte and Paige "wrestle" 30 minutes.
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>get home
>hmm I better check out the aftermath of last night's PPV
>turn on the TV
>Heather Slater in the middle of the ring with a guitar
>Ryback's music hits
>turn off the TV
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>>791804
>Implying you do any of that
Nice try loser
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>>791786
>being a wage slave
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Jesus this crowd is dead as shit
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>Beautiful fuck boi paired with a fat slob
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IM GOING TO MARRY DEAN AMBROSE
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>Ambrose's shitty suicide dive
>and then a shitty rebound clothesline

please stop
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I miss Cesaro already
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>>791815
I'm not even the same person you dumb cunt
>muh reaction images and shit bait
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Finn is never going to be called up, isn't he?
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>>791812
Why aren't they a group again?
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>there are britons proud of being awake watching this shit
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>Deans jobber finisher
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>>791824

He is. They must be saving him for something big or he would have been up already with the roster so thin.
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>>791808

Okay Vince.
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I still mark out for the meme clothesline Tbh
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>his finisher is a ddt
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>>791824
It'd be in his best interest not to.
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>50/50 booking
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>>791819
Appreciate the contrast
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>>791823
Only because we dont have flags anymore doesn't mean i dont know faggot.
>it wasnt me im murrican swear on me mum m8
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If Owens is really a prizefighter and only cares about winning, why is he so willing to lose matches? I get the argument that he wants to keep himself healthy, but you would think that in kayfabe, the more you win, the higher up the card you are and the more money you make.
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This is probably the worst raw I have ever seen
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>>791799
>doesn't cut a great promo
To be fair, that's cause writers are terrible.

>>791778
He's not a mastodon and he's not the most talented.

>>791824
They should've just had an NXT vs. WWE Survivor Series match.
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>>791810
Get well soon sef ;_;
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>>791790

Nice call bro. Spot on.
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Why the fuck is Breeze using the Killswitch?
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Who /skysports/ here?
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>>791837

it is pretty bad, hard to distinguish between the most shit ones.

we still have the fucking christmas episode to come in a month
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>>791778
I love Ambrose but he's definitely not the most talented
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>>791824

He needs to get called up. Superstars needs more vanilla midgets.
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>>791841
vince wants to put a blue dot on his face but he has to opt for that instead
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>>791839
Seth getting injured is what is causing this downward spiral
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>>791843
Oh fuck you I forgot about that terrible shit. At least we get a Foley appearance.
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>>791827
>this entire night of meaningless matches and jobbers jobbing to jobbers
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>>791826
>tfw we got kucked off /sp/ and can't tell who they are
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>>791838

>They should've just had an NXT vs. WWE Survivor Series match.

Nah senpai, that sounds way too creative. Usos and Ryback sounds like a better survivor series match.
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>>791841
His previous finisher was the "swinging leg kick" that all the divas used in the early 2000s.
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Is this the worst year for WWE since 1995?
>>
>>791778

>most talented person on the roster

You wish. He's not even the best wrestler in the shield.
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I miss him more and more
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I'M GOING TO MARRY SETH AND TAKE CARE OF HIM TILL HE MAKES A FULL RECOVERY
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>>791831
But it used to be a badass headlock driver until they made him change either because it was too violent or too similar to another person's finisher depending on who you believe.
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>FILMING A JBL/TORITO/HENRY SEGMENT TO FILL TIME
>>
Christ, they're really hurting to kill time, aren't they?
>>
M8s I have hw and I know this Raw wont get any better but I cant stop watching. Wtf do I do
>>
>>791853
Yes it is, I didn't watch from 06-11 though
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>>791855

I even forgot he was gone. He can wrestle but not even he can save the state of this RAW.

November - Mid January truly is the worst time to be a "WWE fan"
>>
>literally an ad
jesus christ
>>
what the fuck am i even watching
>>
>The state of Mark Henry
>>
>This segment
>There is no god
>>
>>791852
It was literally just a spinning heel kick which RuRu actively uses
>>
>It's a dream sequence
>>
this raw is pretty fun
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Is there a chance all of this is just a huge convoluted scheme to get the whole crowd behind BMJ for one last big run before he fucks off to Hollywood?

I disliked him hogging the main event scene as much as anyone but holy fuck, I would mark out so hard if he came back to save this fucking show
>>
what the fuck is going on
>>
HOW LOW CAN THE RATINGS GET ?
AFTER THIS WEEK WE WILL KNOW HOW
>>
What the fuck am i watching?
>>
Can we just start posting sable pics now?
>>
>hearing Roman referred to as a former WWE champ
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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>the state of this
>>
Who the fuck was that cornball nigga at the end with Mark Henry?
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>there isn't food already called Tex-Mex
>>
Shilling is great when it's shameless like that.
>>
>>791861
Do a 360 and walk away. Finish that hw anon
>>
Fuck this, I'm done.
>>
That burger looked bretty gud tho
>>
>>791871
Have you learned nothing. John will never go full hollywood
>>
Is this, dare I say it, the worst Raw EVER?
>>
DOES JBL KNOW HE'S AN AD?

NO, TELL ME

DOES HE KNOW?
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>>791873
and people will still blame Seth
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>>791858
the problem with that move is that it looked like shit unless someone crazy like Rollins/Ziggler/Neville took it and was willing to spike themselves headfirst. The original dirty deeds done to someone like Kane was just them falling over.
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>>791856
This gimmick Isn't getting you over lad, just drop it.
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>>791877
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>>791861
>tumblr gif
>having homework
>being a faggot by default

Try killing yourself you underage cucck
>>
>>791862
06-07 was good
stopped watching from 08-10
11 was mediocre as fuck
>>
I don't get this. They can't show video of the actual spear, but they will show video of the aftermath, then go back to still photos of the next bits of action
>>
>>791883
Agreed, I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at that.
I wonder why they never used Ryder more to shill shit since he was selling assloads of merch
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>So creatively bankrupt they're now airing Burger commercials
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>>791877
>once he wins it for real, he'll be referred to as a two/multiple time champion
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>>791892
But it was much much better and more brutal than the double arm ddt.
>>
I thought the crowd was silent last night
>>
Fuck it, have Cole go out and wrestle a match
>>
>>791897
Not that anon but college students can have homework, as well.
>>
TOYS R US
>>
>>791889
This is up there, buddy.
This is the longest three hours of my life.
>>
>>791904
they were.
Except for Booing Reigns
>>
lol Tables Ladders and Chairs sponsored by Toys R Us

seeing the logo there just makes it all look silly
>>
>>791888

Cena's become more mainstream then ever in the past year ever since he became a meme. If there was ever a time to make the jump, it's now.
>>
>>791791

r.i.p
>>
wasn't rusev from russia like a year ago?
>>
>>791897
>I worry about other people's image names
>what is college
Fuck off faggot, not everyone is a pathetic Neet like you
>>
Why can't I stop watching this literal train wreck of a show?
>>
>>791873
I'm calling a 2.30 in the ratings
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>>791890
kek
>>
>>791890
I have no words
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>>791889
No, The New Day was in it for 15 minutes.

>>791899
Cause they really want people to shell out the $9.99 to watch the video. It's really stupid.
>>
>>791905
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME!
>>
Miroslav is here to save the show
>>
>>791898
11 was way better than this year
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>There are people in this thread that don't consider this Raw to be GOAT
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>>791902
Are we going to have to get #cancelwwenetwork started again?
>>
>>791914
>Being a tard taking freshmen level courses in college in which they assign you homework because you are too stupid to do research assignments

lol ok buddy
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post Sheamus' stalker
>>
Anyone else see the TLC graphic from 2014
>>
Never seen Sheamus so happy in my life
>>
>>791915

because we are addicted
>>
>>791905
MR SWOLE MICHAEL COLE
>>
>>791915
Now you know how a crackhead feels
>>
>>791919
>Gangrel in that pic
>he's still actively wrestling in Vegas
Some people just never stop
>>
>>791927
is she 18+?

Do you think she asks him to please have sex
>>
>Sheamus' nuclear power-up
Every damn time.
>>
Has Christly ever been on Raw? I feel like he has.
>>
>>791925
A fucking research essay anon, is that better for you? I have a fucking research essay I have to do. Sorry for making it sound easier you faggot outlel
>>
>there are people that dont think this raw is 10/10
>>
>>791915
Its like an abusive relationship.
We have lots of lows, but when we have highs, the highs are great, r-right?
>>
OFFICIAL THINGS YOU COULD HAVE DONE FOR THE PAST 3 HOURS.

1. Done something else
.
.
.
100000000000000000000. Watched Monday Night Raw.
>>
>>791937
Once, for like two minutes.
>>
>>791937

I think he was in the audience once
>>
>>791937
Yeah but it was under the name Christian.
>>
>>791935
Yes. The other wrestlers knew of her for a while and teased Sheamus about it IICR
>>
>>791940
When was the last high ?
>>
>>791924
>giving wwe free publicity
Holy shit you tumblrina's and your internet protests, fuck off and just stop watching.
>>
>>791940
>the highs are great, r-right?

I'll be tuning in next time for the rumble, hoping for a good high.
>>
>>791941
coulda made it to level 3 in cs go by now
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>>791938
Yes that is better thank you
>>
>>791939(You)
>>
How do we save WWE from the black hole of boring it became?
>>
>>791949

Everytime Cena is on-screen
>>
I am more excited for Blops 3 and Star Wars than WWE right now.
>>
>>791937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2M6QRdhaIA
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>>791949
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>>791922
Definitely, if I consider '11 to be mediocre, current WWE is straight up abysmal.
>>
>>791959
codblops3
>>
>>791941
>not having a computer and a tv right next to each other so you can keep RAW on as background noise like it should be while doing other shit.
>>
>crowd dead the entire show
>pop for Ramen

What the fuck is going on? How is this happening?
>>
>>791951
KEK
Last two Rumbles have been absolute shitty predictable downers.
Expect another Reigns victory or JAHAN CENA victory if Reigns is champ going into Mania
>>
>>791954
AYY LMAO
>>
>>791958
Its a good moment, Im asking the last moment that make you say holy shit
>>
Why does Ramen get to wear body armor while he wrestles?
>>
>>791957
We can't save it
>>
>>791966

Who else would they pop for?

They probably popped for Dean but he got jobber entranced.
>>
>>791927
Sheamus has top tier ring rats
>>
>>791941

1. Learn a new language
2. Learn a programming language
3. Learnt a musical instrument
4. Gone to the gym
5. Get a girl to come over to your place.
.
.
.
100000000000000000000000000000. Watch a product that has Sheamus and Reigns in the main event.
>>
>>791966
Bandwagoners cheering for the sympathetic hero who they think got fucked over.
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>Rusev literally has a 0% chance of winning
feels bad
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>>791949
batista
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>>791959
No Fallout?
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>>791941
Where does posting meme game images rank?
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>>791967
>Last two Rumbles have been absolute shitty predictable downers

>Mfw you're right

What is there to even look forward to? Brock?
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>>791966
Piped chants my nigga
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>>791977
Theres a small chance sheamus costs roman the match or at least gets it thrown out.
Hes still getting speared at the end though.
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>>791977

There is a 10% chance of Sheamus interfering and distracting Reigns