Wrestling is for normies
>diva shit next
Guess I'll watch football
Im so happy, Swaggie is finally getting a push. AS A FACE!
Well, either way, even if he's the heel, right now all the heels are awesome anyways. And the faces act like heels anyways.
I hope Swagger comes out with Jinder Mahal and Hassan to pitch the real American Dream.
The other thread is still good. OP is a massive faggot
I'm not the only one who can't stand Charlotte's theme, right?
>Two wrestlers hate each other
>They lock up and start slapping each other
How can you people like this? They aren't even hot, Paige looks like a whorish slag you see in those Fake Taxi videos and Charlotte looks like a guy
Maffew to make a PAIGE TALKS TOO MUCH segment when?
>Make the /asp/ userbase even more agitated than it's already been since the move
>it's a girls match
>used my shit break during the 6 man tag team
>don't have to shit
>actually paying attention
>this is fucking awful
Why do people pretend that women's wrestling isn't fucking awful?
>Paige and Sasha feud is dead
>Team bad bullying Nattie is dead
>don't even know where the Bellas are at
>This shit is still going on
Why do I literally have nothing better to do on monday nights
>inb4 Charlotte wins with a figure 4 despite having her legs worked on
I'd say she reminds me of Michelle McCool, but man, at least McCool had a nice ass at one point
The only thing getting me through this is thinking about drinking Paige's girlpiss straight from her fat puss
Nah, it was because /sp/ doesn't think wrestling is a sport. Despite how we all know their 'sports' are fixed too, or they have big nerd meta universes too.
Wrasslin is more honest, at least you KNOW Undertaker isn't immortal or can shoot death out, but it's more fun to believe he does.
No one likes it senpai.
Swagger certainly has a better amateur background than CM Phil or Batista IICR. Would probably be on par with Bobby Lashley though
Don't even know when the change was made, they probably did it whenever the intro song was changed the 2nd time since 2007 though. How bad is the change to you?
>Legs worked on by paige all match
>Goes for a kick to the face
>will use figure 8 to win
>Literally too good for /sp/
>Forced to take top bantz elsewhere due to jealous manbabies
>Made /asp/ relevant again (95% of the board has been wrasslin'-related)
>mfw ywn see /wwe/ have their own board
god this match is so dumb.
Not just itself, but the fact that this will either mean the 9 minute snorefest last night was for nothing, or it to just reinforce the fact Paige is out of the title picture.
I wonder if Paige will bitch on Twitter about people complaining about how they hate Divashit
Google'd it and they changed it in 2012. It looks like crap, since its just a "touch" up on the 2007 logo. The whole "arena" motif is pretty boring compared to the previous two motifs.
>We're gonna give you a rematch of the worst match of the year
>It's a "Charlotte's legs are getting worked on the entire match but she'll still win with the figure 8" match
>Tyler Breeze still to come
>Kevin "I try too hard cause I'm fat" Owens still to come
You have no excuse to be watching this until the Rumble which will probably also suck cause everyone that matters is injured and the chances of a surprise entrant are beyond minimal.
(I'm saying all this just to justify not watching anymore tbqh)
FUCK THIS MATCH
The wrong fucking Flair died
Can't wait for a gimmick match at the next PPV :^)
Reigns vs Based Rusev, I don't want to see Rusev get buried anyways
The match is over, can you useless whores GO to the back now?
>Get table ready
>Think maybe a girl is actually going to go through the table tonight, that'd be pretty neat
>Just does a submission on top
Eternal Piss Break
That said, may see you next week lads.
No need, you have friends here, even if quiet.
It was shit even with him. Take off your stupid nostalgia goggles.
You were guaranteed at least one good match cause of the open challenge, but it has sucked since night after wrestlemania and never truly recovered.
>Barret nowhere to be seen
How long was that fucking match?
SAVE US JJ AND OR HONKY TONK MAN
oh nevermind it's just Ryback
They're so desperate they let Heath Slater be on RAW.
HEY LETS KEEP DBRY OUT OF RAW SO WE CAN MAKE SLATER FEUD WITH RYBACK
I hate this company
If there's any consolation this is probably just a one-time squash and not an actual fued. D-Bry probably wont come back till Rumble or after so the WWE doesn't have its crowds turn on them.
They're stretched so thin they're writing so many meaningless segments like this one.
>Meaningless Dudleyz vs. Wyatts match
>Meaningless Mark Henry match
>Paige and Charlotte getting 20 minutes
>New Day getting 20 minutes to meme about ponies and country music
Guys, you should stop watching.
Honestly, if Ryback came out and did a country duet with Slater, this would've been a good RAW.
No, we'll just book Hornswoggle and Khali in an Ironman match. That will naturally last 2 1/2 hours.
>Heath Slater was more entertaining than both of the diva matches
I liked the Mark Henry bit. It's a throwaway match, but at the end it could have developed into a dispute about the pin and questioning the win and started some weird fued, but then Henry's like nah you win and they leave.
>Deebo in a commercial as a corporate type
>Everyone but Dean getting a jobber entrance
>pudge and charles get a singles match
>jean, ziggler, owens in tag team bs
Probably because they actually have too many faces as opposed to heels, and WWE tries their hardest to avoid Face vs Face and Heel vs Heel.
Remember when KO and Rusev went one on one and the match ended in 2 minutes because of Ryback DQing?
>Deanetty and all these midcarders now getting jobber entranced
J U S T
I can understand that, but they could have at least made it a match.
Seriously, I can understand not wanting to push Slater, but at least push the people that were once relevant like Ryder
>Wanting to waste time watching these fags walk to the ring while huffing and puffing instead of watching the match
I don't care about any of the jobbers in this match, I just find it hilarious they all got jobber entranced. Including the IC champ, but they let Charlotte and Paige "wrestle" 30 minutes.
Only because we dont have flags anymore doesn't mean i dont know faggot.
>it wasnt me im murrican swear on me mum m8
If Owens is really a prizefighter and only cares about winning, why is he so willing to lose matches? I get the argument that he wants to keep himself healthy, but you would think that in kayfabe, the more you win, the higher up the card you are and the more money you make.
Get well soon sef ;_;
>this entire night of meaningless matches and jobbers jobbing to jobbers
>tfw we got kucked off /sp/ and can't tell who they are
>They should've just had an NXT vs. WWE Survivor Series match.
Nah senpai, that sounds way too creative. Usos and Ryback sounds like a better survivor series match.
I'M GOING TO MARRY SETH AND TAKE CARE OF HIM TILL HE MAKES A FULL RECOVERY
But it used to be a badass headlock driver until they made him change either because it was too violent or too similar to another person's finisher depending on who you believe.
>FILMING A JBL/TORITO/HENRY SEGMENT TO FILL TIME
M8s I have hw and I know this Raw wont get any better but I cant stop watching. Wtf do I do
Is there a chance all of this is just a huge convoluted scheme to get the whole crowd behind BMJ for one last big run before he fucks off to Hollywood?
I disliked him hogging the main event scene as much as anyone but holy fuck, I would mark out so hard if he came back to save this fucking show
HOW LOW CAN THE RATINGS GET ?
AFTER THIS WEEK WE WILL KNOW HOW
>hearing Roman referred to as a former WWE champ
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
the problem with that move is that it looked like shit unless someone crazy like Rollins/Ziggler/Neville took it and was willing to spike themselves headfirst. The original dirty deeds done to someone like Kane was just them falling over.
This gimmick Isn't getting you over lad, just drop it.
>So creatively bankrupt they're now airing Burger commercials
Fuck it, have Cole go out and wrestle a match
>There are people in this thread that don't consider this Raw to be GOAT
Yes. The other wrestlers knew of her for a while and teased Sheamus about it IICR
How do we save WWE from the black hole of boring it became?
>not having a computer and a tv right next to each other so you can keep RAW on as background noise like it should be while doing other shit.
1. Learn a new language
2. Learn a programming language
3. Learnt a musical instrument
4. Gone to the gym
5. Get a girl to come over to your place.
100000000000000000000000000000. Watch a product that has Sheamus and Reigns in the main event.
Where does posting meme game images rank?
>Last two Rumbles have been absolute shitty predictable downers
>Mfw you're right
What is there to even look forward to? Brock?