Official /asp/ tripfag circlejerk thread

>>790099
Eh, close enough.

> Predicting Sheamus beating up Reigns again because "feel sorry for Reigns ;_;"

Fuck you.

>>790099
2old Steve0 is supposed to make the trip fag circlejerk threads

>>790107
He couldn't do it tonight

>>790099

Jesus fuck, who the fuck are any of these faggots?

>>790107
Can't this week. Reached thread limit.

Remember not to make a new thread until image limit is hit, not bump limit.

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Feels good. Feels right.

>>790109
Are you serious? They're the current champions.
> TFW VACANT is no longer champion

>>790113

I know, just who the fuck ARE they?

>>790116
Don't get philosophical on me...

>>790099
11th for Deanetty

>>790109
I know eh. This has got to be the lowest point in WWE history since Bret Harts second reign almost put them out of business

1st for YOU TALK TOO MUCH

>>790124
> YOU NEVER SHUT UP

> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Breakfast Club Irish Ginger
> Intercontinenal Champion: Overrated Fatass
> United States Champion: Mexican Jumping Bean
> Diva's Champion: Piss Break
> Tag Team Champions: #GiveBlacksAChance

RAW will be boring tonight.
Sheamus is a lame champion.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>790130
Would be a great time for the Hulkster to return.

>>790130
Only if he comes back as Mr. America

>>790130
Hulk Hogan returns this Christmas.

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>>790130
When he does come back, are you going to stop?

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>Roman will never turn heel
>Vince will never die and let HHH take over the main roster
>wrestling is dead for at least the next ten years

#CancelWWENetwork

>>790130
Who is the Hogan poster?

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>790130
No better time than tognight to bring back Hogan

>>790139
Dayum, haven't seen this trip in a while

>>790130
The Hogan Poster will take a break when Hulk Hogan finally returns. It has been a long four months doing this every week.

>>790139

>Vince actually DOES die and let's HHH take over the main roster
>only the members of the breakfast club get pushed
>but look on the bright side, at least Cena/Roman are no longer in the main event

>>790143
I was in both SuSe threads last night.

>>790130
Hulk-a-mania is still running wild

>>790139
>Roman will never turn heel
>CancelWWENetwork
more like #CancerousWWEUniverse

So who is /asp/champion currently? I believe Calisto was the last, and he got beat by Del Rio, who can't win it since he's US champ. So is it still Calisto, vacant or am I missing something else?

Where's the /wwe/ thread?

>>790155
Just stay in this one Anon. Unless you want to hop in between 9 different threads.

>>790130
Hulk Hogan could main event in WWE and TNA

>>790157
Why would anyone want to be contained with tripfag /woo/tists who circlejerk the same opinions?

>>790154
We should do a roundtable type of game in here where we battle for championships through prediction games.

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Who /a/ here?

>>790155
This "/asp/ thread and /wwe/ thread" shit is stupid.
/asp/ is /wwe/ now.

>>790130
Hulk Hogan should win the championship title when he returns.

>>790157

Can't stand posting alongside you redditers and your neckbeard opinions

>>790130
When Hogan returns he should make a new nWo

>>790161
>>790167
> Oh no, how can I post with three people who use the name box. That will ruin my 4chan street-cred, I'll no longer be cool

>>790170
You people are still fucking lame and the smarkiest of the smarks
Seriously these threads are fucking hiveminds

>>790171
>>790171
>>790171
>>790171
>>790171
OFFICIAL THREAD

>>790177
don't bring them there

>corey grasping at straws this hard but doing this well at explaining Mexamerica

The real future of WWE

>>790178
Too late: >>790175

>>790170

That's not it. I don't mind trips, I just mind that I had to read so many stupid opinions that sound like they were made by teenagers.

>Kevin Owens nuthugging

>>790177
why are we splitting again you fags

>>790187

This is the reddit thread.

>>790154
>8. If the /asp/ champion faces an official WWE champion, then the /asp/ championship is not on the line to avoid title merging.

It's still Kalisto

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>>790183
How about 8 different threads all made by children who can't count to 5?

>>790191
> I don't like thing
> Call it Reddit

>>790193

>Multiple people make the thread at the same time
>c-c-can't count

>>790193
multiple people made different threads at once
also fuck your boring circlejerk threads

>>790198
it is like reddit because these threads are full of smarks who bandwagon on the current popular smark opinions in an endless circlejerk
>I don't like thing
>4chan street cred
>WE ARENT REDDIT
fuck off redditor

>>790193
Who /sp/ here? Oh yeah, not you

I can't wait to have a champion with shitty hair again. Thanks WWE.

>>790212
Fuck off /sp/. Go back to your cancer thread.

>>790200
>>790203
What's more a circlejerk? People using names and talking about the show? Or a bunch of Anons congratulating each other on not going to the "other thread" Because > Tripfags and > Reddit

>>790200
>>790203
Oh because that's SO much better.

> In b4 "FUCK OFF REDDIT :-D"

>>790203
Fuck your boring shitposting cancer threads.

All I wanted to do was lament Raw.
What is going on.

THANK YOU BASED SHEAMUS

I thought this was a pro wrestling thread not a mandrama thread

I like how Vince instered Bryan's wrestlemania cheers in Romans victory promo

Wow, ChinaMoot really fucked /asp/ over, didn't he?

Guess who's here?

WHAT ARE THE SIDEPLATES

>>790099
>the only face champion is the divas champion

>>790287
Right? Isn't it a load of shit?

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>>790163
Hi

>>790301

He's a basic champ

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>>790163
Reporting.

Roman on the mic incoming

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OK, Where's Fella's sideplates?

no sideplates, could he be losing it tonight?

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>yfw roman on mic

>I want my rematch
>Tonight

if it were it were 95 maybe.

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>>790389
>95

God no

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Roman is more interested in Trips then Sheamus... he has his priorities straight

RUSEV PUTRIA

RUSEV OUTTA NOWHERE

RUSEV!
U
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RU RU'S BACK

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>>790447
Pyceb Pachka!

THE BASED BULGARIAN

>rematch at tlc

Please tell me sheamus goes through a table head first and dies.

Also Roman vs rusev later tonight

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maybe we'll get a Wyatt family vs Dudley family, we just need Spike and Big Dick

>the irrelevant family

>inb4 dudleys get BTFO

Is the sole purpose for the Wyatt Family's existence for them start feuds with random people?

>Dudleyz are gonna get buried
W-why Vince?

>>790576
well they are a gypsy family

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MAYBE Isis will debut tonight.
Everyone expected it last night, but ISIS will do the unexpected.

>>790572
Well I was right.

>>790608
Fuck off autist.

>>790652
No

>>790130
Sheamus is bad at promos.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>Bearhug as a finisher

>>790685
>bear hug finisher

>1978 is this way

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My sailor boss

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yea, its Sasha.... boo its the rest of team bad

so down low, I am legit attracted to tamina snuka
I want to be on top and at the bottom of her. sex would be dope and i'm sure there will be a lot of jiggling

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who /spiritsquad/ here?
btw anyone got the gif when all members toss HBK into the sky and he lands on a table?

>divas match

Well piss break time.

And let's hope it isn't like last night's diva match.

>>790723
AKA the spot that got jimmy wang yang rehired.

>>790130
Hulk Hogan is the biggest name in wrestling.

wouldn't pulling shasha while in that submission break her arm?

can the fans hear Michael?

>>790741
What did that have to do with Jimmy Wang Yang?
No hate, genuinely curious.

>>790826
>>790741
i'm interested too

Jimmy Wang Yang was my boy. They should have kept him for that low/mid-card shit. make me smile and he could have done some shit.

>>790130
Charlotte cheated to beat Paige. All Flairs are cheaters.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

New Day saving another complete shit RAW

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>last week thread overrun by /sp/ cancer
>this week as dead as Sandow's career

this board is so silly
at least its almost time to stop being sour

>>790848
He was around during the Cruiserweight reign of Super Helms. When they had no idea what to do with the belt.

Where is Chavo and Pepe with the New Day?

another "no fun allowed crowd" why even go to a wrestling show if you are not going to have fun

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New Day as usually the only thing that saves RAW

Country music BTFO

FREE BIRDS ARE CONFIRMED TO BE IN THE BUILDING

REDNECKS BTFO

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>NOT MY CHARACTER

KAYFABE == FUCKING BROKEN

>this is me saying this, not my character
KAYFABE DESTROYED

>>790884
>Wade Barrett "This is the most attention I'm going to get all match so may as well join in."

LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA

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>IN CITY THAT IS THE HOME OF COUNTRY MUSIC
>BRINGS SPANISH SPEAKING MEXICANS TO BE THE FACE

QUE PASA HOMES
>SIN CARA TALKING

>The Usos
God please no

>>790972
Y-you mean the Undertaker isn't really the Phenom? Kane isn't a demon? Kevin Owens isn't fat?

>>791055
1/3 of those are true

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>>790884
I tabbed out when it turned into "ur reddit" "well ur dumb"

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>>791055
KO wears a fat suit and Sheamus is actually black covered in paint

>Divas Championship rematch
WHY?

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Eddie guerrero vs chris benoit

>>791086
Stardust is the only one being themselves.

was that a kick out, no?

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>>791083
sound reasoning


...oh Mark Henry.... he can only beat Boo Dallas now

Why do niggers bark?

raw stream where

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>>791198
So what the fuck is this RAW?

Mark Henry....time to retire.

Haven't watched Raw in a while
Ever since the last Wrestle mania I have lost interest
I would however watch if Dean was the new Heavy Weight Champion

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>>791228
it's Vince having a mental break from the idea of Cena doing another show and no one accepting Reigns

>>791228
This is why WWE is struggling because they have guys like Swagger who are just stuck in limbo, who could potentially be stars.

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>>791266
I love it when this shit happens. Wacky RAW is best RAW

>>790130
Hulk Hogan can only come back if Donald Trump becomes president.

So when I went to BoLA there were some fags saying that Sheamus was a literal fag and took up the ass in exchange for his various pushes. Who's his butt buddy?

>>790130
Hulk Hogan can defeat Golddust and Stardust.

>>791310
HHH and Steph's strap-on.

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>>791310
HHH


>>791285
wacky Raw could mean a Bo or Rose appearance

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>>791346
I watch Main Event every week now in hopes of something coming of the black bunny that showed up during a Rose match.

>>790130
Hulk Hogan would never join Mex-America.

BUILD WALL

Why is this RAW so stacked, holy shit
I'm loving it

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>>791434
building up from the return of J and J

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>LE I HATE AMERICA SO PLEASE BOO ME GIMMICK

How many times will they rehash this tired old schtick?

WEED THE PEOPLE

What a fucking hick town Nashville is. Is Alberto only a face when he's in spanish markets or when WWE want him to be?

>>791457
>You'll never see Jamie Noble wrestle in trailer park garb again
The logical thing to do is have him return and build him up to take revenge on Sheamus for that one time in ECW where Sheamo murdered him.

>>791466
nashville is the home of country and only rednecks listen to the shit country has become

Do they always need to have a heel who hates on America at all times? Do shareholders throw a fit if at a single time there's no one saying, "America sucks ass"?

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>>791485
Nidia run in confirmed making Noble new face of WWE

>>791504
It's a pro wrestling tradition dating back to the 40s

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>No sign of Dean tonight

H-He is going to have a new feud right?

>>791504
They are missing a golden opportunity to bring an ISIS-related team heel, they will get massive heat for this

>>791533
Kevin and Dean will kick each other until TLC

I havent seen Raw since 07. What the fuck happened to the logo?

>>791564
WWE went full corporate and their product is suffering for that.

>>791504
>Do shareholders throw a fit?
No, but apparently europoors do.

>>791587
The WWE logo is meh. The Raw logo is absolute shit.

why are they censoring a phone? is michael cole looking at nudes?

A SUBMISSION MOVE
ON A TABLE

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Paige is a sick bitch!

such a strong champion crying like a bitch, who honestly gives a shit about the divas divition?

Why does Alberto el Patron have a mic handler? he is perfectly capable of speaking on his own.

PTO ON THE TABLE

THE HORROR!

Heath Slater is getting in ring promo time.
What a world we live in.

Is that Slater on TV? Its this real life?

RIP Slater

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>>791696
Now Ryback will concuss him and we won't see him until summer

>>791735
If they would replace Ryback with literally any Main Event jobber, I'd be happy with the product.

What the fuck

>carls jr

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I really enjoy Breaking Ground
>see Mojo Rawly heavy commercial
...I think I'll skip this episode

WHAT?

>>791887
Why all the Mojo hate? He's loud and green, but at least he's got some character which is more than 3/4 of the NXT and main roster can claim.

hahaha the TLC graphic still had "...and stairs" on it

fuck this company

>>791934
They made the same fuck up for Battleground

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>>791926
he does have character... its just a shit annoying character

>>791934
These gimmick PPV's need to stop.

>>791948
>the move Eva will win the title with

Why isn't Rusev in Shamus place right now?

>>791981
Big Match John needed a rival for Mania

>>791964

ITS THE MOVE THAT WON HER THE NXT WOMEN'S TITLE MAGGLE

>>791981
Because Rusev's momentum had to be fed to Super Cena.
And then further cooled by that shitty Ziggler feud.

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>yfw Steph jumps on the Holly Holm bandwagon and asks The Preacher's Daughter to do a segment at WM32

>>791952
what's the card for this one?

Taker(Or Kane) vs Strowman - Tables Match

New Day vs Luchas vs Uso's (vs Dudleys?) - TLC Match for the Tag Titles

Charlotte vs Paige - Divas Title again

Owens vs Ambrose - IC Title Ladder Match

Reigns vs Sheamus - WWE Title TLC Match

then....
Del Rio vs Swagger US Title Chairs match?
I'd like to see Miz/Breeze vs Neville/Ziggler

Goldust and some team vs Stardust and his boys?

>>791981
>>791987
>>791993

He should have been Rollins'/ The Authority's heavy IMMEDIATELY after jobbing to Cena in the spring. Fuck Kane/J&J, Rusev would have been an intimidating dude to have to go through to get to the champ and it would have saved Rusev from 6 more months of horrific booking

>>791994

Wouldn't put it past her.

Imagine Roman never wins the title again, his only reign lasted 5 minutes.

>>792021
It would be hilarious but highly unlikely.
What would be funnier if the trend of his whole career is to win or get close to winning it time and time again only to be foiled by the briefcase. It'd be like "So, I wonder who will win MitB and cash in on Roman this year?"

>Wade Barret
BASED
ALL HAIL KING BARRET

MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG

So is next week ladders?

>>792099
Oh well nevermind, gotta make Roman look stronk

>that ending

Shay moose made to look like a bitch day one of his title run

>>792116

What did you expect?

>>792116

Shay moose was made to look like a bitch ever since his heel turn. There's no recovering after losing to Ziggler in a "Kiss my Arse" match.

How low will the ratings be this week?
No casual fan was telling themselves, "DAMN! I WANT TO SEE RUSEV VS. REIGNS!"

>>792145
People tend to like PPV fallout raws.

Next week for sure they will be at record low ratings agiain

>>792145
i expect a new record low, hardcore fans don't like Sheamus and Reigns, casual fans like Reigns but the feud is shit.

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>>790099
Never comment on here, but tonight I feel compelled because this product is becoming less-than-uninspired, absolute, fucking garbage.

>>792145

Seeing that the crowd wasn't complete shit unlike the previous ones, probably better than before.

So, who's going to emulate Bray back from MitB and push Reigns off the ladder at TLC?

>>790130
What a crappy way to end a RAW.

# Bring back Hulk Hogan

>>792188

Probably Rusev, at least Rusev has an excuse.

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Did I do a good job making the thread tonight?

>>792301
You did good, bbygurl

>>792145
> you are now remembering when the Smarkbustuhs watched SD just for that match

>tfw /sp/ cancer completley destroyed wrestling threads and /asp/ in general

>>792654
We'll survive and the /sp/ refugees will either eventually leave or convert to the one true faith.

>>792172

>Nashville isn't the most mark-friendly city they've aired a Raw in since Indianapolis

>>792172
> crowds I don't like cause bad ratings

The fucking STATE of Reigns marks

Holy shit I don't remember them ever having the mics that loud you could hear them communicating, this paige match was too obvious

I'm late but this RAW was absolute SHIT. I fucking love wrestling but I think it's over guys.

>>792729
Wrestling isn't over just because WWE sucks

>>792713
Charlie & Paige confirmed making another Botchamania

nashville not popping for caramel skin

clearly racist heat when new day came out an talked about their tractors

video feed keeps cutting out

jesus christ so many shitty towns coming up on wwe.com/tickets outside of the 1 raw in Pitt then the TLC in boston then 1 more raw in Philly late december, a bunch of shitty other sounthern mid west cities between then
>wasting a newark show on smackdown


why is paige slowly getting more tan...

>>792756
> not looking forward to Minneapolis fucking DESTROYING Reigns

>>792742

i wouldnt doubt they did the entire under the ropes thing cause of a botch position in the first place

also you could see triple H tell roman to step closer when they were facing off LOL

>>792758

i just saw a bunch of fucking kansas city and BACK to Carolina soon enough

even after they're at back down south right after the TLC in boston

wait why is the gay nigger back with titus when he wasnt at the ppv the night before LEL

holy shit those boos when the gay nigger yells something ,LOL

legit heat

why was sin cara saying everything in spic before then saying it in english, did he think this was Lucha Underground or something

>jack swagger getting USA chants
>that lisp

>Del Rio is literally doing the same exact gimmick Rusev was just doing
>broken engrish ranting about stupid americans

>>792777
So over brother push him to the moon

>>792787
> cheapest of cheap pops in racist Nashville

jesus christ this divas match has managed to waste like 20 fucking minutes of time

holy shit the guy behind paige as shes doing the PTO

>heath slater out here doing the same shit new day did, but even worse

>its a make ryback look strong segment

>>792800
You're being worked

okay this reigns rusev match is pretty good

>>792837
100% on Rusev

I like that Sheamus/Rusev/Barrett are pretty much a thing now.