Get rekt Cesaro keks.
>YFW SHEAMUS CASHED IN AND IS NOW THE WWEWHC
>All the fucking Roman faces at the end
Money in the Bank is a yearly gimmick match now held at Wrestlemania where the winner keeps a contract for an immediate title match of their choosing in the briefcase
If it sounds silly, it kind of is
>Episode starts off with Jason Jordan
Get swerved fampai
Jordan & Gable are chill as fuck
so after a main event match it still took 2 brogue kicks to finish Roman
gonna need webbums of mojo destroying that FOR SALE sign
they only have the mitb match once a year, thus only one cash in a year, and the WWE WHC is defended at pretty much every paper view, so you basically get 11 pay per views where that doesn't happen
>Roman is cocky and desrespects haitch for weeks
>doesn't touch gloves with haitch
>Gets knocked the fuck out by a kick to the head
We Roman Rousey now?
we need more of these
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING NIGGERS. THIS ROMAN REIGNS IS THE REAL DEAL AND THAT JABRONI HHH IS GOING TO GET HIS.
Last year was awful? The follow through was, what with Dolph getting nothing out of eliminating almost the entirety of Team Authority himself. He eliminated Rusev, Kane, Harper, and Seth, the last three in a 3 on 1 situation. And nothing happened afterwards for him. Seriously Ziggler going over the Authority was amazing, and they completely dropped the ball on it. And this year he lost to Tyler Breeze. What the FUCK!?
There goes one of four reasons to watch RAW. Left with Ziggler, New Day, and fapping to divas now.
>summerslam was worse
the brock v taker match and cena v rollins make that ppv at least twice as good as this one
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take long, deep inhales of her sweaty, meaty shit hole.
Ziggler is trash now. After tonight's loss he will never move past IC champ level, there is no reason to even root for him any more. He's done.
Most of the divas RAW divas are meh, and none of them will ever pose nude because of PG WWE
You know what I want?
Where New Stars come in from NXT
Corbin, Joe, some other heels, and maybe a face turned heel because fuck it why not
And next SS it's team Roman vs team Nexus
Team Roman is literally just him and Dean.
Roman literally 1v5s team Nexus 2.0
It's John Cena all over again, and you realize why we hate Reigns.
>Trying to give Mojo some Izzys
>He can even hype up report cards
Over 9000 hours in MS GIMP for iOS devices.
I don't think Reigns could develop anything since the crowds won't let him. Even a turn wouldn't mean jack all, just look at Sheamus.
But at least Sheamus finally found a way to get over after all these years. Reigns will NEVER have that opportunity.
Man we haven't had a single good champion in a very long time. Since Eddie Guerrero back in 04.
After Guerrero It's been
and now fucking shitty old Sheamus
Just fucking kill me. It's been 11 years since there was a good champion.
>Dana Brooke's voice
Roman Reigns have been the victim of a cash in twice this year.
>Anoaʻi is signed to WWE, where he performs under the ring name Roman Reigns and is a one-time WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Deanetty is the only one!
Also fuck this site
Vince is right, he might as well just get rid of "face/heels" since you can't have them anymore with this shitty fanbase.
It all depends on NXT/indies or a company guy if you're going to be cheered or booed now.
>Nia Jax on Breaking Ground next time
Good times for WWE tonight though
You don't need to keep repeating the same shit in the thread
>Roman goes on a rant tomorrow talking about how he's sick of people cashing in on him
>He wins the Rumble.
>Wins the title the week before Wrestlemania
>Has a match against himself
>Gets counted out
>trying to reuse the organic Daniel Bryan storyline with Roman
>the same organic storyline that's been done a SHIT TON OF TIMES with Cena in the past
Yep, luck is on their side with this one.
Pretty much predicted the Sheamus cash-in...but...seeing Reigns with the title being emotional and crying, made me realize that he doesn't deserve the hate he gets from internet neckbeards who have never set foot inside a gym.
So do people legitimately not like Roman, or do they just not want him to win it now? Because I definitely sympathize with the latter. If the sentiments are the former though, why? I remember everyone being pretty high on him before that whole royal rumble thing. And even so, that was more a daniel bryan issue than a reigns issue.
Roman Reigns isn't the best but he puts in a good effort considering he's also the bassist for Metallica.
I'm glad Sheamus gave that vanilla midget Daniel Cryan a concussion.
Sheamus is what wrestlers should look like. Not overweight manlets like "Kevin Owens" who wrestle in t-shirts.
If he's going to be Cena 2.0, I will never root for him. I want him to lose, turn heel, etc
If he does that, then ok. But if he's going to be "win all the time, always be face" then no, fuck that shit
>Roman Reigns fans
Because everybody in the tourney except Ryback and Titus was better and more interesting than Roman. He has the personality of a shovel. Also he's booking is literally Cena 2012 "his worst year"
They also booed him as he walked back to the entrance too. (after he lost his belt to Sheamus)
Also I stopped watching WWE for a while. Is Triple H just Vince now? And are these Shield/authority guys just a more edgy serious DX?
>main evented ppvs
>main evented mania
>champ for 6 months
>main evented ppvs
>main evented mania
>former world champ
D E A N N E T T Y
>we will now get a stiff af based Brock Vs Shaymoose match
I like how smarks love to defend "ring work" when Ambrose literally has the WORST ring work than anyone else on the roster, including Cena.
But they still like the guy for whatever reason.
It was either Dean or Sheamus, they would never trust Reigns with any form of mic work as champion, and he doesn't have a crutch like Brock does with Heyman. This isn't shocking either because they ended the fucking ME 8 minutes early before 10:45. Way to go Vince.
Can we all agree that Bray is the one person in the WWE that needs the world title the most? Without a title changing hands, Bray can never ever reasonably win a feud because of how his character is built. Most heels want to either beat a face or win a title, they do that and they win the feud, more or less. Bray wants to fucking steal people's souls or some other retarded other worldly shit, and that's just more or less impossible to pull off without having to 3 month rule why Cena or Undertaker is perfectly fine again after Bray destroys their souls or whatever. Give him a fucking title so he can have a feud with proper fucking closure. Fuck.
>Putting Ambrose below half of the roster
>Putting Ambrose below Roman "one punch man" Reigns and Big Slow
/wwe/ if you could use one word to describe this ppv, what would it?
>Reminder that if rusev hadn't injured himself before mitb he'd be champ right now
I honestly wish ISIS had shown up. It would have at least been entertaining.
I can't believe they dropped the ball so hard on a Reigns/Ambrose feud. I don't understand what the point of the Wyatt family is supposed to be. Paige and Charlotte were horrendous, and they were the longest singles match. All the matches were boring too. Owens and Ambrose is the only one that really kept my attention, and it still felt like a RAW match.
Save us Cena.
>Roman getting buried in the TLC ad
>Roman getting more boos here than at the Royal Rumble
Dean's really weird in that he's a great worker and solid technical wrestler but he does a brawler, never say die style despite not being any good at it.
Also Wyatt v Dean and Harper v Dean are honestly the most disappointing matches in his career.
No shit, but there's no way to make that happen now. Regardless of what happens people have already made up their minds about Reigns. Don't let their bullshit talk about turning heel will make him better. They will refuse to cheer no matter what happens.
No, he doesn't.
He's got solid strength, a great physique, good look and can sell well, adding on he's tall like Vince likes.
The only thing he lacks is promo work, his in ring charisma is criminally underrated.
It wasn't that bad.
Then again, it was at Atlanta, not Philly. And he was even getting booed when he was walking out after Sheamus had cashed in.
>people in these threads will still insist that Roman is over with anyone but children and middle-aged women
>With todays fans, you can't have ANY face champ.
Go to bed Vince
Even if they turn him heel, they can't ever turn him face again.
Since fans don't know what a real heel/face is anymore, and it's merely just an excuse to cheer for someone, even if they haven't changed anything else.
The easiest way to get out of this situation is to make Roman heel. Give the fans a reason to boo him. Then make him a powerhouse that only Lesnar can take down.
i keep forgetting that this guy hasnt even been on the roster for half a year. I need to stop being such a mark.. He'll get his title reign
I don't like his punches for the most part and his rebound lariat looks weak 90% of the time (except that one on KO tonight that was fantastic) and his punches looked better than romans when they were going at it on the mat.
>It's been slowly evolving since the break up
That's my main problem is it just looks bad.
I don't know about you, but I cannot wait for the WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus to square off against the new number one contender Roman Reigns in a tables, ladders and chairs match in the main event of TLC in three weeks
> Bryan isn't over, chanting "DAN-IEL BRY-AN" is over
top kek marky
Also, have another.
>People honestly thought they were putting the fucking Wyatt family over the BoD before this PPV
Smarks are the worst.
yup. they definitely are.. They keep giving him new shit which is a clear sign hes selling
He even got one of those lame christmas sweaters and unnecessary shit like stockings and santa hats
You can thank the likes of Steve Austin, CM Punk, and The Rock for basically being better heels than anyone can be a face.
The only person who could ever achieve true face stardom was Daniel Bryan and now he's kill.
The last hope is Dean Ambrose
I was so worried that we were gonna get another Sandow situation.
You don't know what xpac heat is. If anything, he's getting rock heat. When he was a babyface riiight before he went out and asked the crowd should he turn heel
The most based way to turn ever famo
lol it's cute how you're sticking to this
Bryan got over for being the absolute best wrestler on the roster and having natural likable charisma.
> today's fans just don't want to cheer babyfaces
>this was the most predictable PPV of the year
Not according to that /asp/ie survey I saw floating around.
Some of these idiots actually thought the Wyatts and Dolph were going to win.
Literally how do you make a mistake this fatal?
Am I the only one who was actually glad Roman had won cause the IWC neckbeards were having a meltdown?
Roman Reigns hate is legit so funny. Before he was pushed as "the guy" he was massively over, just look at the RR and don't be a tard and say they wanted anyone but Batista they where going crazy for him the whole match.
Then after the Lesnar thing he's getting booed every week but sometimes he'll do something impressive that makes the crowd cheer but then they'll realise they just cheered Reigns and start booing.
Seriously the guy was able to have a good match with Big Show, the hate on him is laughable. it's always the same people that boo him too, the fat guy with a neckbeard wearing a KO t-shirt and holding a Cesaro section sign
> he thinks charisma = mic skills
I bet you think somebody yelling out catchphrases and talking really fast is "charisma" too
> Bryan is for kids, not like me, the mature adult
It's those damn rotten FANS who are at fault for obvious charismatic superheroes like Sheamus & Reigns not getting over!
>People thinking have a chant that's over with the crowd is a bad thing
I guess Austin's "WHAT?" might be the worst thing ever then, considering he hasn't fucking wrestled in an eternity, and 90% of promos still feature that fucking chant.
>the guy was able to have a good match with Big Show
This. He's literally the only person to squeeze out a good match out of Big Show. Massive props for that. His match with Del Rio tonight was also MOTN.
I can't fathom why he gets booed other than neckbeards being jealous of his look.
>Because it's so obvious that Vince gobbles his fucking cock
Oh man, you must have really hated all the top guys and cheered for Dean Malenko.
Tell me about how you hated:
>Hating on faces of the company
You're literally despicable you neckbeard.
>Bryan got over for being the absolute best wrestler on the roster and having natural likable charisma.
5 years after being on the roster? right. Even bryan has said he got super over with the chant.
Dazzler was the shit, family
but I don't hate Cena, or any of those guys, the difference between Vince gobbling those guys dicks and then Romans is that Romans is a fucking awful talker with a shit gimmick and a very uneventful moveset.
The spear is one of the most dull finishers ever, unless you're Edge who can actually make it look great every time.
If Stone Cold was in this era now, people would bitch and complain how he always gives everyone a stunner after every segment he's in and how he's always drinking beer.
Wrestling is fucking dead.
>Bryan was over
>No only the chant was over
>Actually it was also because he was exciting to watch in ring
>But all he does is kick
If I had a dollar for everytime I saw this argument on /wwe/, I'd have a lot of dollars
Go to bed Vince.
He was getting a chorus of boos in fucking Atlanta, a mark city, and got booed out of the building even though Sheamus left with the title.
People just don't like him, and they can't be forced to. Be as butthurt as you want about it.
> people would bitch and complain how he always gives everyone a stunner
Agreed. This generation of wrestling fans is the worst. FullSail crowd is a representation of everything that is wrong with smarks today.
It's now the same thing with Dean Ambrose's Rebound Lariat, and every other move that's just a repetition over and over.
It's just wrestling fans suck today. Everyone in this day and age thinks they know more about the business than ever.
>Everyone in this day and age thinks they know more about the business than ever.
Cause everyone and their mother owns a wrestling podcast where they post "shoots", and some smark on the internet can decide what some people do or don't deserve based on what he heard on "Talk Is Jericho"...or they can decide to start liking a heel cause they heard them tell a heartfelt story about how they used to wrestle in front of 10 people for 30 bucks then decide to cheer for them even when they're clearly garbage and phone it in, in the ring half the time.
Wonder why that is.
It's not like WWE has a Network with one of its selling points being that you can get an "inside peek" "behind-the-scenes" or something.
> You dumb marks don't know anything! Now watch our E!60 Special where we take you inside the NXT production meetings!
Oh please. Stone Cold was entertaining as hell and was in feuds with good booking.
If Roman was had Stone Cold's charisma and booking, people wouldn't care that he's being force fed to them.
Our best hope would be for Brock to show up pre-RR and be the challenger for the WHC, to which he takes it, holds it while on vacation, and then re-appears at WM for another main event.
One can hope.
The problem with Cesaro is not getting booked in a storyline at all. It's either put someone over, be in a 6-man tag or be at Superstars. No storylines, no segments, not even comedy skits, not even air time. Nobody in the midcard is booked in a storyline of their own and just became fodder for the main event
Kayfabe has been dead for a very long time m8. Despite those E:60 specials and all that about NXT, what goes on behind WWE is still very vague, we've never sat in on a WWE meeting with Vince.
>If Roman was had Stone Cold's charisma and booking, people wouldn't care that he's being force fed to them.
Except they would since it doesn't match his presence at all.
If they booked him like a monster on the other hand...
>Stone Cold was entertaining as hell
Wow so easy to appreciate something in hindsight eh?
If Brock debuted TODAY and went straight to the WWE title and won, smarks would hate his guts.
This is keeping in mind how horrible Brock used to be when he first debuted, and how many times he used to botch, but wrestling fans today are beyond impatient and childish beyond belief.
>If they booked him like a monster
And have him go undefeated for a while until Cena or Lesnar goes up against him and even then, they can't beat him and they'd have to choose a heavy underdog to beat him?
Wasn't talking about Kayfabe.
> we've never sat in on a WWE meeting with Vince
I imagine there's a lot of Vince screaming his terrible ideas at poor interns while everybody tries not to enrage him further
Are you kidding? that match would be fucking fantastic. Brock can show off his strength and ferocity. Bryan can show off his determination and his technical skill since he knows he can't outright beat Lesnar.
No matter how big you are, you get in a good submission, you either tap or snap.
Reigns has been wrestling for FIVE YEARS now and he's getting outclassed by guys with far less experience.
Austin got over in 1996 in SPITE of the company. Not because of it.
> If Brock debuted TODAY and went straight to the WWE title and won, smarks would hate his guts.
Lesnar was overwhelmingly cheered during his 1st WWE Championship win against THE ROCK by Nehw Yawk smarks. You're a shit.
>Brock can show off his strength and ferocity
>Bryan can show off his determination and his technical skill
First off, that sounds like some gay fucking manga, STOP RUINING WRESTLING WITH THAT SHIT.
And secondly, Brock also has MORE determination and technical skill than Bryan will EVER have in his lifetime.
>Lesnar was overwhelmingly cheered during his 1st WWE Championship win
Do they not teach you how to read? Of course Lesnar was cheered by smarks, because smarks back then weren't retarded like the ones today.
Smarks today have this huge sense of entitlement where they can't cheer for you unless you're an indie darling who's wrestled in high school gyms and "paid dues" People LOVED Goldberg when he wasn't that great of a wrestler, he was unsafe and literally had a long ass unbeaten streak. I'd dread to think what it'd be like if he debuted today cause once again, wrestling fans today are beyond stupid.
You're an idiot.
It's a WRESTLING SHOW. Crazy shit is SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
It's like when Mysterio beat Big show. Would it happen in real life? Hell know. But in WWE? Hell Yeah. The character they made of Daniel Bryan is of a guy who will ALWAYS fight despite not being a big guy. The fucker won Best technical wrestler for like 8 years in a row.
Where Lesnar was "sick" for most of his UFC title reign. Pull your head out of your ass and realize they could make a great fucking story out of it.
Everyone loves a good old David vs. Goliath
Brock is a god damn monster that can actually do power moves. Roman botches every Somoan drop because people have to jump in the air for him. His big moves involve a punch and a spear.